Wednesday, 27 January 2010

MR. AMRISH PURI---KYAA 20-40 HAZAAR KAROD KE CHAKKAR MEIN PADE HOOE HAIN.

DEAR READERS,
HELLO.28TH JAN.,2010.THIS IS RINKU ADARSH REPORTING FROM PATNA.THIS IS AN IMAGINATION.THE CHARACTERS ARE 'R','A'(MR. AMRISH PURI),'M'(MR. MAC MOHAN),'S'(SUDHIR),'B'(MR.BOB KRISHTO),'K'(MR. KESTO MUKHERJEE),'J'(JULIE),'W'(MR. WILLIAM-POLICE INSPECTOR).HERE 'R' IS MR. YAMRAAJ SINGH.
A-AAIYE AAIYE MR. YAMRAAJ SINGH JI,KAAHE KE LIYE SADAK PAR BHATAK RAHE HAIN,AAIYE IS BIDESHI GAADI MEIN BAITHIYE.
R-HAM PAEDLE THEEK HAIN,AAP GHOOMIYE E BIDESI GADIYAA MEIN.
A-BARKHUDDAR MAIN AAPKO ZANNAT KI SHAER KARAAONGA,KYAA 20-40 HAZAAR KAROD RUPAYA KE CHAKKAR MEIN FANSE HOOE HAIN.
R-AAP KITNA DIJIYEGA?
A-KHARABON-KHARAB.
R-CHALIYE BAETH JAATE HAEN.
A-MILIYE HAMARE NAYE MEHMAAN SE,MR. YAMRAAJ SINGH NAAM HAYE INKA.YE HAIN MR. MAC MOHAN,SUDHIR,BOB KRISHTO,MISS JULIE,MR. KESTO MUKHERJEE,MR. WILLIAM,MR. SHETTY.
R-GLAD TO MEET YOU.KAHIYE KYOON BOOLAYAA MUJHE?
A-AAPKO 'SWISS BANK' LOOTNA HAYE.
R-KYAA MAIN AAPKO LOOTERA LAGTA HOON?
A-AAP TO WO HEERA HAIN JISKA KADAR HAMARE JAISA JAOHARI HI KAR SAKTA HAYE.
R-MAIN KOI HEERA-WEERA NAHIN HOON,MAIN TO MR. YAMRAAJ SINGH HOON.
A-IS LIYE TO HUM AAPKE KADRADAAN HAIN.
A-JULIE INKAA SWAGAT KARO AUR AAJ JASHNA KA DIN HAYE.PIYO-PILAO AUR APNE HUSNA KA JALWA DIKHAO INKO.
J-OK BOSS.
J-AAIYE NA ,AAPKO MAIN APNE HUSNA SE NAHLA DETI HOON.
R-NAHLAIYE.
J-PEHLE MERE GORE-GORE HAANTHON SE YE JAAM TO PILIJIYE MERE KAATIL.
R-PILAIYE,LEKIN KHOOB BADHINYAA SE PILAIYEGA,KAAHE KI HAMMAR MIJAAJ BINA 2-4 BOTAL PILE THEEK NAHIN HOTA HAYE.
J-CHARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.PIJIYE,KHOOB PIJIYE.
R-HAMMAR SAMANO PIJLE HAYE .
J-AB YE GAANA SOONIYE.'DHEERE DHEERE KHOLOONGI MAIN SAARE RAAJ BADAN KE'
R-MAIN KAHAAN HOON.
J-AAP YAHIN HAYEN .
R-TO TUM KAHAAN HO.
J-MAIN BHI YAHAAN HOON.
R-HAYE RE TERI JAWAANI,MERI JAANEMAN TUM TO SHABNAM HO.
J-AUR AAP SHOLA HAIN.
J-LIJIYE BHAR PET MUJHE,PYAAS BOOJHAA DIJIYE MERI,KAATIL JI.
R-GHAP-GHAP-GHAP-GHAP.
J-ZARA DHEERE -DHEERE,BAHAOT DOOKHTA HAYE.
R-TA JAIYE DOOSRA SE CHODWAIYE.HUM NAHIN CHODENGE.
A-KYAA HOOA?
J-YAHI SAB SADAL-SADAL LAONDIYAA RAKHTE HAIN ,AUR APNE KO BADKA KHARABPATIYE SAMAJHTE HAIN.
R-MAIN JAA RAHAA HOON.
B+M+S+W+J---HANDS UP AGAR BHAAGNE KI KOSHISH KI TO.
R-TADTADTADTADTADTADTAD.FINISH.56 WA KE JAADO DEKHE.
A-AAPNE HAMAARE SABHI AADMIYON KO BHOON DIYA.
R-YE AAPOON KA STYLE HAYE,TRITIYE VISHWA YUDH CHAL RAHA HAYE NA.
A-HANDS UP,MAIN TUMHAARA KHOON PIJAAONGA.
R-TADTADTADTADTAD.FINISH.
K-HEEYA,HEEYA,TUM BAHAOT BHAALO KIYAA .ZARA HUMKO DAARU PILAO.
R-E JETNA DAARU RAKHAL SAB AAP PI JAAIYE.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH

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