DEAR READERS,
PATNA IS SOONER TO HAVE THE BEST RED LIGHT AREA OF THE WORLD.MY COMPANY IS NEGOTIATING WITH THE GERMANY'S RED LIGHT DISTRICT FOR COLLABORATION.THIS WOULD BE A FIVE STAR DELUXE RES LIGHT AREAS ,MADE ESPECIALLY FOR THE FOREIGN TOURISTS.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN,AKMPL.
Tuesday, 29 September 2009
MY COMPANY IS SOONER GOING TO OPEN 100 KIOSKS IN PATNA
DEAR READERS,
MY COMPANY IS SOONER GOING TO OPEN 100 KIOSKS IN PATNA,WHICH WOULD WORK FOR 24 HOURS A DAY.THIS WOULD ENCOURAGE THE NIGHT LIFE IN PATNA.ALL DIFFERENT ITEMS LIKE MEDICINES,IMPORTED WINES,HOT SNACKS,IMPORTED CHOCOLATES,GRILLED CHICKEN,FISHES OF DIFFERENT RANGES ,MUTTONS WOULD BE SOLD FROM THAT KIOSK.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN,AKMPL.
MY COMPANY IS SOONER GOING TO OPEN 100 KIOSKS IN PATNA,WHICH WOULD WORK FOR 24 HOURS A DAY.THIS WOULD ENCOURAGE THE NIGHT LIFE IN PATNA.ALL DIFFERENT ITEMS LIKE MEDICINES,IMPORTED WINES,HOT SNACKS,IMPORTED CHOCOLATES,GRILLED CHICKEN,FISHES OF DIFFERENT RANGES ,MUTTONS WOULD BE SOLD FROM THAT KIOSK.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN,AKMPL.
TO HON'BLE NITISH KUMAR ,C.M.,BIHAR.
DEAR NITISH UNCLE,
HELLO.I AM GLAD THAT YOU ARE WORKING SINCERELY,BUT PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TOWARDS THE THE MUNICIPAL CORPORATION.THE TRACTORS FULL OF GARBAGES ,WHEN CROSSED THROUGH THE PEDESTRIANS LEAVES A VERY BAD SMELL,NOT ONLY THIS IT POLLUTES THE ENTIRE ENVIRONMENT WITH THE TRILLIONS OF MICROORGANISMS LIKE BACTERIA AND VIRUSES,WHICH ARE FORCED TO INHALE.PLEASE INSTRUCT THEM TO WRAP THE GARBAGES FULL TRACTORS WITH THE PLASTIS BLANKET SHEETS.THE COST OF A SINGLE PLASTIC BLANK SHEET IS RS.200.THIS WOULD REDUCE THE NUMBER OF PATIENTS BY 50%.PLEASE TAKE IT SINCERELY.SIMILARILY ,MAKE A RULE THAT THOSE WHO WOULD THROW GARBAGES ON THE ROAD WOULD BE FINED RS. 500.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN,AKMPL.
LETS MAKE THIS CITY ,THE CLEANEST CITY OF THE WORLD.
HELLO.I AM GLAD THAT YOU ARE WORKING SINCERELY,BUT PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TOWARDS THE THE MUNICIPAL CORPORATION.THE TRACTORS FULL OF GARBAGES ,WHEN CROSSED THROUGH THE PEDESTRIANS LEAVES A VERY BAD SMELL,NOT ONLY THIS IT POLLUTES THE ENTIRE ENVIRONMENT WITH THE TRILLIONS OF MICROORGANISMS LIKE BACTERIA AND VIRUSES,WHICH ARE FORCED TO INHALE.PLEASE INSTRUCT THEM TO WRAP THE GARBAGES FULL TRACTORS WITH THE PLASTIS BLANKET SHEETS.THE COST OF A SINGLE PLASTIC BLANK SHEET IS RS.200.THIS WOULD REDUCE THE NUMBER OF PATIENTS BY 50%.PLEASE TAKE IT SINCERELY.SIMILARILY ,MAKE A RULE THAT THOSE WHO WOULD THROW GARBAGES ON THE ROAD WOULD BE FINED RS. 500.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN,AKMPL.
LETS MAKE THIS CITY ,THE CLEANEST CITY OF THE WORLD.
INVITATION TO TOP 10 BUSINESS MAGAZINES OF THE WORLD.
DEAR SIRS,
HELLO.I AM GOING TO CREATE A NEW WORLD RECORD FOR THE LARGEST SOLD MUSIC ALBUM OF THE WORLS.THE PREVIOUS RECORD WAS OF EMPEROR MICHAEL JACKSON'S 'THRILLER'(100MILLION COPIES SOLD).THIS IS GOING TO BE THE MOST EXPENSIVE BATTLE OF THE WORLD IN THE FIELD OF AN ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY.SO,LETS JOIN OUR HANDS TOGETHER,YOU COULD JOIN THIS BATTLE BY DISPLAYING YOUR MAGAZINES BANNERS ON MY WEBSITE.THE NAMES I WOULD REQUEST ARE-
1.BUSINESS WEEK
2.BARRON'S
3.FORBES
4.HARVARD BUSINESS REVIEW
5.INC. 500
6.FORTUNE
7.FAST COMPANY
8.MONEY
9.THE ECONOMIST
10.CONDE NAST PORTFOLIO
INDIA,UNFORTUNATELY HAVE NO STANDARD BUSINESS MAGAZINES.COULD YOU MAKE ME THE COUNTRY HEAD FOR THE DISTIBUTION OF THESE BUSINESS MAGAZINES,BECAUSE I BADLY NEED THESE MAGAZINES TO READ.
WAITING FOR THE POSITIVE RESPONSE.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN,AKMPL.
HELLO.I AM GOING TO CREATE A NEW WORLD RECORD FOR THE LARGEST SOLD MUSIC ALBUM OF THE WORLS.THE PREVIOUS RECORD WAS OF EMPEROR MICHAEL JACKSON'S 'THRILLER'(100MILLION COPIES SOLD).THIS IS GOING TO BE THE MOST EXPENSIVE BATTLE OF THE WORLD IN THE FIELD OF AN ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY.SO,LETS JOIN OUR HANDS TOGETHER,YOU COULD JOIN THIS BATTLE BY DISPLAYING YOUR MAGAZINES BANNERS ON MY WEBSITE.THE NAMES I WOULD REQUEST ARE-
1.BUSINESS WEEK
2.BARRON'S
3.FORBES
4.HARVARD BUSINESS REVIEW
5.INC. 500
6.FORTUNE
7.FAST COMPANY
8.MONEY
9.THE ECONOMIST
10.CONDE NAST PORTFOLIO
INDIA,UNFORTUNATELY HAVE NO STANDARD BUSINESS MAGAZINES.COULD YOU MAKE ME THE COUNTRY HEAD FOR THE DISTIBUTION OF THESE BUSINESS MAGAZINES,BECAUSE I BADLY NEED THESE MAGAZINES TO READ.
WAITING FOR THE POSITIVE RESPONSE.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN,AKMPL.
INVITATION TO THE TOP 10 NEWS PAPERS OF THE WORLD
DEAR SIR,
HELLO.I AM GOING TO MAKE A NEW WORLD RECORD FOR THE LARGEST SOLD ANY MUSIC ALBUM IN THE WORLD.THE PRESENT RECORD IS OF EMPEROR MICHAEL JACKSON'S -'THRILLERS'(100MILLION COPIES SOLD).THIS IS THE LARGEST EVENT EVER HAPPENED IN THE WORLD OF AN ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRYOF THE WORLD.SO,YOU ARE REQUESTED TO JOIN THIS GLOBAL BATTLE AND DISPLAY YOUR BANNERS ON MY WEBSITE.THE NAMES ARE-
1.NEWYORK TIMES (USA)
2.JAPAN TODAY(JAPAN)
3.FRANCE-PRESSE 9JAPAN)
4.THE SUN (ENGLAND)
5.USA TODAY (USA)
6.SPIEGEL (GERMANY)
7.LOS ANGELES TIMES(USA)
8.WASINGTON POST(USA)
9.CORRIERE DELLA SERE (ITALY)
10.WALL STREET JOURNAL(USA)
WAITING FOR A NICE RESPONSE.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN,AKMPL.
HELLO.I AM GOING TO MAKE A NEW WORLD RECORD FOR THE LARGEST SOLD ANY MUSIC ALBUM IN THE WORLD.THE PRESENT RECORD IS OF EMPEROR MICHAEL JACKSON'S -'THRILLERS'(100MILLION COPIES SOLD).THIS IS THE LARGEST EVENT EVER HAPPENED IN THE WORLD OF AN ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRYOF THE WORLD.SO,YOU ARE REQUESTED TO JOIN THIS GLOBAL BATTLE AND DISPLAY YOUR BANNERS ON MY WEBSITE.THE NAMES ARE-
1.NEWYORK TIMES (USA)
2.JAPAN TODAY(JAPAN)
3.FRANCE-PRESSE 9JAPAN)
4.THE SUN (ENGLAND)
5.USA TODAY (USA)
6.SPIEGEL (GERMANY)
7.LOS ANGELES TIMES(USA)
8.WASINGTON POST(USA)
9.CORRIERE DELLA SERE (ITALY)
10.WALL STREET JOURNAL(USA)
WAITING FOR A NICE RESPONSE.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN,AKMPL.
INVITATIONS TO THE FOLLOWING TOP 10 TV CHANNELS
DEAR SIRS,
HELLO. I AM GOING TO MAKE A NEW WORLD RECORD FOR THE MOST SOLD MUSIC ALBUM OF THE WORLD,THE PREVIOUS RECORD WAS OF EMPEROR MICHAEL JACKSON'S 'THRILLERS'(100MILLION COPIES SOLD).THE NAMES I WOULD LIKE TO INVITE FOR DISPLAYING THEIR BANNERS ON MY WEBSITE ARE-1.THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL
2.THE HISTORY CHANNEL
3.FOOD NETWORK
4.FOX SOCCER CHANNEL
5.NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC CHANNEL
6.THE WEATHER CHANNEL
7.INDEPENDENT FILM CHANNEL
8.COMEDY CENTRAL
9.CNN
10.THE LEARNING CHANNEL.
SO, LET'S JOIN OUR HAND'S TOGETHER FOR THE LARGEST MUSICAL EVENT EVER HAPPENNED IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD-RINKU ADARSHvs EMPEROR MICHAEL JACKSON.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN,AKMPL.
HELLO. I AM GOING TO MAKE A NEW WORLD RECORD FOR THE MOST SOLD MUSIC ALBUM OF THE WORLD,THE PREVIOUS RECORD WAS OF EMPEROR MICHAEL JACKSON'S 'THRILLERS'(100MILLION COPIES SOLD).THE NAMES I WOULD LIKE TO INVITE FOR DISPLAYING THEIR BANNERS ON MY WEBSITE ARE-1.THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL
2.THE HISTORY CHANNEL
3.FOOD NETWORK
4.FOX SOCCER CHANNEL
5.NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC CHANNEL
6.THE WEATHER CHANNEL
7.INDEPENDENT FILM CHANNEL
8.COMEDY CENTRAL
9.CNN
10.THE LEARNING CHANNEL.
SO, LET'S JOIN OUR HAND'S TOGETHER FOR THE LARGEST MUSICAL EVENT EVER HAPPENNED IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD-RINKU ADARSHvs EMPEROR MICHAEL JACKSON.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN,AKMPL.
FINALLY,THERE ARE MANY LUXURIOUS PRODUCTS ,BUT NON OF THEM FIT TO GIFT TO HER MAJESTY PRINCESS DIANA
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN,AKMPL,www.rinkuadarsh
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN,AKMPL,www.rinkuadarsh
AYESHA THAPAR ISN'T LOOKING NICE
DEAR SIR,
HELLO.LUXURY SPECIAL -GOLD GRANDEUR IS NOT AT ALL MATCHIND BECAUSE OF HER SHORT HEIGHT AND THIN BODY.PLEASE TAKE AN EXPENSIVE EUROPEAN MODEL.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
sou-bus. world CHAIRMAN,AKMPL,www.rinkuadarsh.com
HELLO.LUXURY SPECIAL -GOLD GRANDEUR IS NOT AT ALL MATCHIND BECAUSE OF HER SHORT HEIGHT AND THIN BODY.PLEASE TAKE AN EXPENSIVE EUROPEAN MODEL.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
sou-bus. world CHAIRMAN,AKMPL,www.rinkuadarsh.com
A SUGGESTION TO www.fresh-honest.com/blue
DEAR SIR,
HELLO. THE PHOTOGRAPH OF THE GIRL PRESENTED IN THE AD IS NOT GOOD,SHE IS LOOKINF EXTREMELY THIN AS IF SHE HADN'T EATEN SINCE COUPLE OF DAYS.THE SEX APPEAL IS ZERE.PLEASE TRY A TALL ,MUSCULAR,EUROPEAN WHITE GIRLS WITH BIG POINTED BREASTS AND PROTRUDED VAGINA.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
MD,AKMPL,www.rinkuadarsh.com
source-business world
HELLO. THE PHOTOGRAPH OF THE GIRL PRESENTED IN THE AD IS NOT GOOD,SHE IS LOOKINF EXTREMELY THIN AS IF SHE HADN'T EATEN SINCE COUPLE OF DAYS.THE SEX APPEAL IS ZERE.PLEASE TRY A TALL ,MUSCULAR,EUROPEAN WHITE GIRLS WITH BIG POINTED BREASTS AND PROTRUDED VAGINA.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
MD,AKMPL,www.rinkuadarsh.com
source-business world
SUGGESTIONto www.daikinindia.com
DEAR SIR,
HELLO.THE PHOTOGRAPH OF THE GIRL SHOWN IS NOT AT ALL GOOD.THE GIR'LS HEIGHT IS TOO SHORT.PLEASE TRY A TALLER GIRL ATLEAST 5.10 INCHES IN HEIGHT ,AN EUROPEAN GIRL.THIS WOULD WORK MORE.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
sour-bus. world. MD,AKMPL,www.rinkuadarsh.com
HELLO.THE PHOTOGRAPH OF THE GIRL SHOWN IS NOT AT ALL GOOD.THE GIR'LS HEIGHT IS TOO SHORT.PLEASE TRY A TALLER GIRL ATLEAST 5.10 INCHES IN HEIGHT ,AN EUROPEAN GIRL.THIS WOULD WORK MORE.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
sour-bus. world. MD,AKMPL,www.rinkuadarsh.com
tTO WWW.ULYSSE-NARDIN.COM
DEAR SIR,
HELLO. THE WATCH IS VERY BEAUTIFUL,BUT LACKS THE GOLDEN WRIST OF WORLD'S NO.1 ACTRESS MRS. NICOLE KIDMAN.PLEASE TRY HER.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
sou-bus world MD,AKMPL,www.rinkuadarsh.com
HELLO. THE WATCH IS VERY BEAUTIFUL,BUT LACKS THE GOLDEN WRIST OF WORLD'S NO.1 ACTRESS MRS. NICOLE KIDMAN.PLEASE TRY HER.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
sou-bus world MD,AKMPL,www.rinkuadarsh.com
MONT BLANC-PENS -A SUGGESTION
DEAR SIR,
HELLO.'THE WAY TO TRUTH LIES THROUGH AHIMSA(NON-VIOLENCE)-M.K. GANDHI.I DON'T AGREE COMPLETELY WITH THIS.UPTO CERTAIN LIMITATIONS ,ITS GOOD,BUT THERE SHOULD BE A LIMIT TO AHIMSA,OTHER WISE THE CITIZENS WOULD TURN INTO THE WEAK COWARD CITIZENS.
SINCERELY,
so-bus. world. RINKU ADARSH
HELLO.'THE WAY TO TRUTH LIES THROUGH AHIMSA(NON-VIOLENCE)-M.K. GANDHI.I DON'T AGREE COMPLETELY WITH THIS.UPTO CERTAIN LIMITATIONS ,ITS GOOD,BUT THERE SHOULD BE A LIMIT TO AHIMSA,OTHER WISE THE CITIZENS WOULD TURN INTO THE WEAK COWARD CITIZENS.
SINCERELY,
so-bus. world. RINKU ADARSH
SUGGESTION FOR wwww.mercedes-benz.co.in
DEAR SIR,
HELLO. THE MERCEDEZ CAR IS A LUXURY CAR ,SO IT'S SHOULD HAVE BEEN MORE SPARKY.BUT IT'S LOOKING LIKE A VERY SIMPLE CAR.PLEASE TELL THE PHOTOGRAPHER TO TAKE A GLAMAROUS PHOTOGRAPH NEXT TIME.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
source;business world MD ,AKMPL,www.rinkuadarsh.com
HELLO. THE MERCEDEZ CAR IS A LUXURY CAR ,SO IT'S SHOULD HAVE BEEN MORE SPARKY.BUT IT'S LOOKING LIKE A VERY SIMPLE CAR.PLEASE TELL THE PHOTOGRAPHER TO TAKE A GLAMAROUS PHOTOGRAPH NEXT TIME.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
source;business world MD ,AKMPL,www.rinkuadarsh.com
SUGGESTION TO www.bmw.in
DEAR SIR,
THE PHOTOGRAPH APPEARED ON THE BUSINESS WORLD TOP PAGE OF BMW CAR IS NOT PROPERLY PLACED.THE PAGE TURND AND THE FOLD DIVIDES THE CAR INTO 2 PIECES ,MAKING A DIRTY LOOK OF THE CAR.NEXT TIME NOT TO REPEAT THIS MISTAKE.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN ,AKMPL,www.rinkuadarsh.com
THE PHOTOGRAPH APPEARED ON THE BUSINESS WORLD TOP PAGE OF BMW CAR IS NOT PROPERLY PLACED.THE PAGE TURND AND THE FOLD DIVIDES THE CAR INTO 2 PIECES ,MAKING A DIRTY LOOK OF THE CAR.NEXT TIME NOT TO REPEAT THIS MISTAKE.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN ,AKMPL,www.rinkuadarsh.com
DEAREST PROSENJIT DATTA-BUSINESS WORLD
DEAR SIR,
HELLO.THERE ARE CERTAIN MISTAKES ON YOUR ISSUE-'THE GREAT LUXURY BAZAAR'.1.THE GIRL PRESENTED ON THE TOP OF THE COVER IS NOT A LUXURIOUS GIRL,BUT LOOKING LIKE AN ORDINARY GIRL.YOU SHOULD HAVE GIVEN THE PHOTOGRAPH OF MRS. NICOLE KIDMAN.THERE MIGHT HAVE BEEN A FINANCIAL CONSRAIN,AS MRS. NICOLE KIDMAN IS EXTREMELY EXPENSIVE.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN CUM MD AKMPL
www.rinkuadarsh.com
HELLO.THERE ARE CERTAIN MISTAKES ON YOUR ISSUE-'THE GREAT LUXURY BAZAAR'.1.THE GIRL PRESENTED ON THE TOP OF THE COVER IS NOT A LUXURIOUS GIRL,BUT LOOKING LIKE AN ORDINARY GIRL.YOU SHOULD HAVE GIVEN THE PHOTOGRAPH OF MRS. NICOLE KIDMAN.THERE MIGHT HAVE BEEN A FINANCIAL CONSRAIN,AS MRS. NICOLE KIDMAN IS EXTREMELY EXPENSIVE.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN CUM MD AKMPL
www.rinkuadarsh.com
Monday, 28 September 2009
INCREASE IN THE SALE OF THE ASPIRIN TABLETS IN INDIA
DEAR READERS,
THERE HAS BEEN TREMENDOUS INCREASE IN THE SALES OF THE 'ASPIRIN' TABLETS IN INDIA,THIS IS BECAUSE THE STANDARD OF MUSIC HAS GONE SO MUCH DOWN,THAT AFTER HEARING A SONG ,YOU WOULD FEEL MENTLE HEADACHE.THANKS TO THE BOLLYWOOD 'S MUSIC COMPOSERS.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
THERE HAS BEEN TREMENDOUS INCREASE IN THE SALES OF THE 'ASPIRIN' TABLETS IN INDIA,THIS IS BECAUSE THE STANDARD OF MUSIC HAS GONE SO MUCH DOWN,THAT AFTER HEARING A SONG ,YOU WOULD FEEL MENTLE HEADACHE.THANKS TO THE BOLLYWOOD 'S MUSIC COMPOSERS.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
I WAS OFFERED RS. 5 CRORES FROM THE INDIAN PRODUCER
DEAR READERS,
I WAS OFFERED RS. 5 CRORES FROM THE BOLLYWOOD PRODUCER TO WORK AS AN ACTOR. BUT AFTER GOING THROUGH THE SCRIPT I DISCARDED HIS PROPOSAL.BECAUSE I AM NOT GOING TO WORK IN THE CHEAP HINDI MOVIES.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
I WAS OFFERED RS. 5 CRORES FROM THE BOLLYWOOD PRODUCER TO WORK AS AN ACTOR. BUT AFTER GOING THROUGH THE SCRIPT I DISCARDED HIS PROPOSAL.BECAUSE I AM NOT GOING TO WORK IN THE CHEAP HINDI MOVIES.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
LATE AJEET SIPPY(SHOLAY FAME)
DEAR READERS,
THE PERSON WHO ENCOURAGED ME TO MAKE THE MUSIC ALBUM'EHSAAS'(EMOTIONS) IS NO MORE.HE HAS DEPARTED TO HEAVEN.I ASKED HIM ABOUT STARTING A PROJECT LIKE 'TITANIC' MOVIE.HE REPLIED THAT NEITHER THAT KIND OF TECHNOLOGY NOR THAT KIND OF MONEY IS AVAILABLE IN THE BOLLYWOOD.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
THE PERSON WHO ENCOURAGED ME TO MAKE THE MUSIC ALBUM'EHSAAS'(EMOTIONS) IS NO MORE.HE HAS DEPARTED TO HEAVEN.I ASKED HIM ABOUT STARTING A PROJECT LIKE 'TITANIC' MOVIE.HE REPLIED THAT NEITHER THAT KIND OF TECHNOLOGY NOR THAT KIND OF MONEY IS AVAILABLE IN THE BOLLYWOOD.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
I DON'T WATCH HINDI MOVIES
DEAR READERS,
I DON'T WATCH HINDI MOVIES BECAUSE THEIR STANDARDS ARE EXTREMELY LOW .HOW?
1.THE REEL LIFE SHOULD BE BIGGER THAN THE REAL LIFE.WHAT IS SHOWN IN THE BOLLYWOOD MOVIES.THE FIRING OF PISTOLS,THIS WE SEE EVERY DAY IN PATNA.SERIAL BOMB BLASTS,THIS THE PART OF PATNA'S DAILY LIFE.CHEAP POLITICS,WE PLAY EXTREMELY HIGH STANDARD POLITICS IN PATNA.ACTORS AND ACTRESSES ,WE FIND SUCH ACTORS AND ACTRESS EVERY DAY IN PATNA RUNNING FOR THEIR JOBS.HALF NAKED GIRLS,WE HAVE PLENTY OF BEAUTY PARLOURS IN PATNA WHERE YOU CAN HIRE A GIRL FOR FUCKING PRETTIER THAN ANY BOLLY WOOD ACTRESSES.SO, WHAT'S SPECIAL IS THERE IN THE BOLLY WOOD MOVIES THAT WOULD ATTRACT AUDIENCES?
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
I DON'T WATCH HINDI MOVIES BECAUSE THEIR STANDARDS ARE EXTREMELY LOW .HOW?
1.THE REEL LIFE SHOULD BE BIGGER THAN THE REAL LIFE.WHAT IS SHOWN IN THE BOLLYWOOD MOVIES.THE FIRING OF PISTOLS,THIS WE SEE EVERY DAY IN PATNA.SERIAL BOMB BLASTS,THIS THE PART OF PATNA'S DAILY LIFE.CHEAP POLITICS,WE PLAY EXTREMELY HIGH STANDARD POLITICS IN PATNA.ACTORS AND ACTRESSES ,WE FIND SUCH ACTORS AND ACTRESS EVERY DAY IN PATNA RUNNING FOR THEIR JOBS.HALF NAKED GIRLS,WE HAVE PLENTY OF BEAUTY PARLOURS IN PATNA WHERE YOU CAN HIRE A GIRL FOR FUCKING PRETTIER THAN ANY BOLLY WOOD ACTRESSES.SO, WHAT'S SPECIAL IS THERE IN THE BOLLY WOOD MOVIES THAT WOULD ATTRACT AUDIENCES?
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
SUGGESTIONS TO GLOBAL WATCH MANUFACTURING COMPANIES
DEAR SIRS ,
I SAW PLENTY OF GOOD WATCHES IN THE BUSINESS WORLD MAGAZINE ,BUT ALL WERE LACKING THE GOLDEN WRIST OF MRS. NICOLE KIDMAN.THOUGH SHE IS EXPENSIVE BUT WOULD HELP YOU TRAP THE INDIAN MARKET EASILY,BECAUSE UNFORTUNATELY WE DON'T HAVE SUCH A BEAUTY QUEEN IN INDIA.CASE REFERRED TO MRS. NICOLE KIDMAN.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
SOURCE:BUSINESS WORLD
I SAW PLENTY OF GOOD WATCHES IN THE BUSINESS WORLD MAGAZINE ,BUT ALL WERE LACKING THE GOLDEN WRIST OF MRS. NICOLE KIDMAN.THOUGH SHE IS EXPENSIVE BUT WOULD HELP YOU TRAP THE INDIAN MARKET EASILY,BECAUSE UNFORTUNATELY WE DON'T HAVE SUCH A BEAUTY QUEEN IN INDIA.CASE REFERRED TO MRS. NICOLE KIDMAN.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
SOURCE:BUSINESS WORLD
SUGGESTION TOpriority.standardcharterd .co.in
DEAR SIR,
HELLO. I SAW YOUR AD WITH A CHANGE.IT'S BETTER BUT THE MAN WAS SHORT HEIGHTED.PLEASE SELECT AMIT UNCLE (AMITABH BACHCHAN) ,AS HE WOULD BE MORE FRUITFUL FOR YOUR COMPANY.THOUGH HE IS EXPENSIVE BUT THE REAL EMPEROR OF INDIA.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
SOURCE:INDIA TODAY
HELLO. I SAW YOUR AD WITH A CHANGE.IT'S BETTER BUT THE MAN WAS SHORT HEIGHTED.PLEASE SELECT AMIT UNCLE (AMITABH BACHCHAN) ,AS HE WOULD BE MORE FRUITFUL FOR YOUR COMPANY.THOUGH HE IS EXPENSIVE BUT THE REAL EMPEROR OF INDIA.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
SOURCE:INDIA TODAY
PRINCESS DIANA
HER MAJESTY,
HELLO.GOOD MORNING.HOW ARE YOU?I HOPE YOU MUST BE FINE.I RECEIVED YOUR MESSAGE.THANKS FOR GUIDING ME.BUT,HER MAJESTY I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE THE REVENGE FROM ALL THE 7 BASTARDS OF BHOPAL.PLEASE HELP ME.I WOULD LIKE TO INSERT AS MANY USD AS POSIBBLE INSIDE THEIR MOUTH,ANUSES,VAGINAS AS MUCH THEIR HOLES COULD ACCEPT.THIS WOULD SHOW THEM MY FINANCIAL CAPABILITIES.I WOULD ALSO TAKE THE REVENGE FROM THE CALL GIRL OF KOLKATA WHO EMOTIONALLY BLACKMAILED ME FOR 1 YEAR BY INSERTING AS MANY OF US DOLLARS AS POSSIBLE BY INSERTING THE DOLLARS INSIDE HER MOUTH,VAGINA,ANUS.PLEASE BLESS ME SO THAT I TAKE MY REVENGE.
GODDESS 'DURGA' HAS ALREADY DEPARTED TO HEAVEN YESTERDAY.THE EMPEROR OF HEAVEN 'INDRA' IS ALSO VERY SELFISH ACCORDING TO HINDU RELIGIOUS BOOKS.SO,PLEASE DON'T COME UNDER HIS INFLUENCES BECAUSE YOU ARE COMPLETELY RESERVED FOR ME.
YOUR'S BEST FRIEND,
RINKU ADARSH
HELLO.GOOD MORNING.HOW ARE YOU?I HOPE YOU MUST BE FINE.I RECEIVED YOUR MESSAGE.THANKS FOR GUIDING ME.BUT,HER MAJESTY I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE THE REVENGE FROM ALL THE 7 BASTARDS OF BHOPAL.PLEASE HELP ME.I WOULD LIKE TO INSERT AS MANY USD AS POSIBBLE INSIDE THEIR MOUTH,ANUSES,VAGINAS AS MUCH THEIR HOLES COULD ACCEPT.THIS WOULD SHOW THEM MY FINANCIAL CAPABILITIES.I WOULD ALSO TAKE THE REVENGE FROM THE CALL GIRL OF KOLKATA WHO EMOTIONALLY BLACKMAILED ME FOR 1 YEAR BY INSERTING AS MANY OF US DOLLARS AS POSSIBLE BY INSERTING THE DOLLARS INSIDE HER MOUTH,VAGINA,ANUS.PLEASE BLESS ME SO THAT I TAKE MY REVENGE.
GODDESS 'DURGA' HAS ALREADY DEPARTED TO HEAVEN YESTERDAY.THE EMPEROR OF HEAVEN 'INDRA' IS ALSO VERY SELFISH ACCORDING TO HINDU RELIGIOUS BOOKS.SO,PLEASE DON'T COME UNDER HIS INFLUENCES BECAUSE YOU ARE COMPLETELY RESERVED FOR ME.
YOUR'S BEST FRIEND,
RINKU ADARSH
Saturday, 26 September 2009
DEAR AMERICAN CITIZENS
DEAR AMERICAN CITIZENS,
HELLO AND GOOD MORNING.I AM RECEIVING VERY GOOD RESPONSES FROM THE UNITED STATES .THANK YOU VERY MUCH.I ALSO RECEIVED FEW EMAILS FROM YOU PEOPLE REGARDING RECESSION IN THE USA.PEOPLE ARE DIEING DUE TO POVERTY,UNEMPLOYMENT HAS INCREASED DRASTICALLY.PEOPLE ARE ANY HOW PULLING THEIR LIVES .THANKS TO THE US GOVERNMENT!PLEASE MAKE ME THE PRESIDENT OF UNITED STATES AND SEE HOW BEAUTIFULLY I MANAGE THE PLANET.WAITING FOR MORE RESPONSES.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
HELLO AND GOOD MORNING.I AM RECEIVING VERY GOOD RESPONSES FROM THE UNITED STATES .THANK YOU VERY MUCH.I ALSO RECEIVED FEW EMAILS FROM YOU PEOPLE REGARDING RECESSION IN THE USA.PEOPLE ARE DIEING DUE TO POVERTY,UNEMPLOYMENT HAS INCREASED DRASTICALLY.PEOPLE ARE ANY HOW PULLING THEIR LIVES .THANKS TO THE US GOVERNMENT!PLEASE MAKE ME THE PRESIDENT OF UNITED STATES AND SEE HOW BEAUTIFULLY I MANAGE THE PLANET.WAITING FOR MORE RESPONSES.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
HON'BLE MRS. HILLARY CLINTON
DEAR MADAM,
HELLO AND GOOD MORNING.I SAW YOUR PHOTOGRAPH TODAY IN THE NEWS PAPER.YOU WERE LOOKING EXTREMELY PRETTY WITH BLACK HAIRS,NEVER PRODUCE YOUR SELF ON THE MEDIA WITH GREY HAIRS,BECAUSE YOU LOOK ELDER IN THAT.
YOU TOLD THAT YOU ARE PROUD OF YOUR HUSBAND.BUT AREN'T YOU PROUD OF ME?BECAUSE I AM A BETTER PERSONALITY THAN YOUR HUSBAND.DON'T BELIEVE.THEN PLEASE LET ME CHECK HIS INTELLIGENCE BY ASKING HIM A SIMPLE QUESTION?THE QUESTION IS 'WHAT IS THE SINGLE REASON FOR THE BOOM OR RECESSION OF THE GLOBAL ECONOMY?PLEASE REPLY ON THE EMAIL ID rinku_adarsh92rediffmail.com
IF THE ANSWER WOULD BE CORRECT THEN ONLY I WOULD THINK HE WORTH SOMETHING.DON'T MAKE ME JEALOUS BY GIVING STATEMENTS THAT YOU ARE ONLY PROUD OF YOUR HUSBAND.I ALSO EQUALLY LOVE YOU.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
HELLO AND GOOD MORNING.I SAW YOUR PHOTOGRAPH TODAY IN THE NEWS PAPER.YOU WERE LOOKING EXTREMELY PRETTY WITH BLACK HAIRS,NEVER PRODUCE YOUR SELF ON THE MEDIA WITH GREY HAIRS,BECAUSE YOU LOOK ELDER IN THAT.
YOU TOLD THAT YOU ARE PROUD OF YOUR HUSBAND.BUT AREN'T YOU PROUD OF ME?BECAUSE I AM A BETTER PERSONALITY THAN YOUR HUSBAND.DON'T BELIEVE.THEN PLEASE LET ME CHECK HIS INTELLIGENCE BY ASKING HIM A SIMPLE QUESTION?THE QUESTION IS 'WHAT IS THE SINGLE REASON FOR THE BOOM OR RECESSION OF THE GLOBAL ECONOMY?PLEASE REPLY ON THE EMAIL ID rinku_adarsh92rediffmail.com
IF THE ANSWER WOULD BE CORRECT THEN ONLY I WOULD THINK HE WORTH SOMETHING.DON'T MAKE ME JEALOUS BY GIVING STATEMENTS THAT YOU ARE ONLY PROUD OF YOUR HUSBAND.I ALSO EQUALLY LOVE YOU.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
Thursday, 24 September 2009
PRINCESS DIANA
HER MAJESTY,
HELLO AND GOOD MORNING.HOW ARE YOU IN THE REAL HEAVEN?PLEASE COMMUNICATE ME FROM THERE,BECAUSE I DON'T WAN'T TO RECEIVE ANY MESSAGES THROUGH THE ARTIFICIAL MAN MADE SATELLITES.
TODAY IS 'SAPTAMI' IN INDIA.THIS MEANS THE 7TH DAY OF ARRIVAL OF GODDESS 'DURGA'.ACCORDING TO THE HINDU RELIGIOUS BOOKS ,SHE IS THE DESTRUCTOR OF THE MONSTERS.EVERY YEAR SHE ARRIVES IN INDIA FROM THE HEAVEN FOR 10 DAYS.
I HAVEN'T SEEN AN EXCELLENT PERSONALITY IN THIS WORLD LIKE ME IN THIS WORLD.I HAVEN'T MET YET,AND I THINK THERE ISN'T ANY .I AM NEITHER A BRAGGART NOR A HAGGARD,AND I WON'T BE MASQUERADING ANYTHING FROM YOU.
NOWADAYS ,I AM ADDICTED TO 'PAAN PARAAG MASALA ALONG WITH TULSI(TOBACCO)',WHICH ACCORDING TO THE DOCTORS LEADS TO CANCER.DUE YOU KNOW HOW I GOT ADDICTED?I WAS CALLED BY A GIRLS PARENT IN BHOPAL FOR THE MARRIAGE NEGOTIATION.HER PARENTS CAME TO MY HOUSE FOR MY MARRIAGE NEGOTIATION AND SELECTED ME.AFTER THAT THEY CALLED ME TO BHOPAL,WHERE THEY BRUISED MY SELF ESTEEM LIKE THE PETALS OF ROSES.THEY CALLED ME A POOR PERSON AND STARTED ASKING ABOUT MY FINANCIAL CAPABILITIES AND TOLD ME TO SHOW THE MY BANK'S PASS BOOK. THEY DEMORALISED ME EXTREMELY AND I REMAINED STOIC ,BECAUSE MY LEGENDARY PROFESSORS OF MUSIC TOLD ME TO REMAIN STOIC EVEN IN AN UNFAVOURABLE CIRCUMSTANCES,THOUGH I WAS CAPABLE TO KILL ALL THE 7 OF THEM,BUT AFTER BEING BRUISED I RETURNED BACK TO PATNA.THIS HURTED MY PERSONAL ESTEEM SO MUCH THAT I GOT ADDICTED TO TOBACCO.THANKS TO www.shaadi.com!
IF YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN ALIVE ,THEN PEOPLE MIGHT HAVE THOUGHT THAT I AM FLATTERING YOU TO SQUEEZE MONEY FROM YOU OR TO GET MARRIED TO YOU INORDER TO BECOME THE PRINCE OF THE BRITISH MONARCHY.BUT,THANKS GOD ,NOW PEOPLE WON'T BE ABLE TO THINK LIKE THAT.WHEN YOU WERE ON THIS PLANET ,THERE MIGHT BE MANY FLATTERERS RUNNING AFTER YOU.NOW,LET ME SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD CARES FOR YOU,EXCEPT YOUR SONS AND YOUR HUSBAND.HAD I BEEN A CORRUPT PERSON ,I COULD HAVE BEEN MULTIBILLIONNAIRE TODAY.ONE THING I WOULD LIKE TO DISCLOSE TO YOU THAT THERE IS A DANGEROUS LADY IN THE BRITISH ROYAL FAMILY,NOT HER MAJESTY QUEEN ELIZABETHII,BUT SOME ANOTHER WOMAN,I SAW HER PHOTOGRAPH YESTERDAY.THE BRITISH ROYAL FAMILY SHOULD BE CAUTOIUS FROM THAT WOMAN,IT'S WHAT MY BRAIN DETECTED.REST IS FINE,MY STRUGGLE IS GOING ON IN THE FIELD OF MUSIC.PLEASE DON'T FORGET TO COMMUNICATE ME FROM THE HEAVEN.BE COMFORTABLE.
YOUR'S BEST FRIEND,
RINKU ADARSH
(A SLAVE FROM INDIA AS LENA'S FATHER CALLED ME.)
HELLO AND GOOD MORNING.HOW ARE YOU IN THE REAL HEAVEN?PLEASE COMMUNICATE ME FROM THERE,BECAUSE I DON'T WAN'T TO RECEIVE ANY MESSAGES THROUGH THE ARTIFICIAL MAN MADE SATELLITES.
TODAY IS 'SAPTAMI' IN INDIA.THIS MEANS THE 7TH DAY OF ARRIVAL OF GODDESS 'DURGA'.ACCORDING TO THE HINDU RELIGIOUS BOOKS ,SHE IS THE DESTRUCTOR OF THE MONSTERS.EVERY YEAR SHE ARRIVES IN INDIA FROM THE HEAVEN FOR 10 DAYS.
I HAVEN'T SEEN AN EXCELLENT PERSONALITY IN THIS WORLD LIKE ME IN THIS WORLD.I HAVEN'T MET YET,AND I THINK THERE ISN'T ANY .I AM NEITHER A BRAGGART NOR A HAGGARD,AND I WON'T BE MASQUERADING ANYTHING FROM YOU.
NOWADAYS ,I AM ADDICTED TO 'PAAN PARAAG MASALA ALONG WITH TULSI(TOBACCO)',WHICH ACCORDING TO THE DOCTORS LEADS TO CANCER.DUE YOU KNOW HOW I GOT ADDICTED?I WAS CALLED BY A GIRLS PARENT IN BHOPAL FOR THE MARRIAGE NEGOTIATION.HER PARENTS CAME TO MY HOUSE FOR MY MARRIAGE NEGOTIATION AND SELECTED ME.AFTER THAT THEY CALLED ME TO BHOPAL,WHERE THEY BRUISED MY SELF ESTEEM LIKE THE PETALS OF ROSES.THEY CALLED ME A POOR PERSON AND STARTED ASKING ABOUT MY FINANCIAL CAPABILITIES AND TOLD ME TO SHOW THE MY BANK'S PASS BOOK. THEY DEMORALISED ME EXTREMELY AND I REMAINED STOIC ,BECAUSE MY LEGENDARY PROFESSORS OF MUSIC TOLD ME TO REMAIN STOIC EVEN IN AN UNFAVOURABLE CIRCUMSTANCES,THOUGH I WAS CAPABLE TO KILL ALL THE 7 OF THEM,BUT AFTER BEING BRUISED I RETURNED BACK TO PATNA.THIS HURTED MY PERSONAL ESTEEM SO MUCH THAT I GOT ADDICTED TO TOBACCO.THANKS TO www.shaadi.com!
IF YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN ALIVE ,THEN PEOPLE MIGHT HAVE THOUGHT THAT I AM FLATTERING YOU TO SQUEEZE MONEY FROM YOU OR TO GET MARRIED TO YOU INORDER TO BECOME THE PRINCE OF THE BRITISH MONARCHY.BUT,THANKS GOD ,NOW PEOPLE WON'T BE ABLE TO THINK LIKE THAT.WHEN YOU WERE ON THIS PLANET ,THERE MIGHT BE MANY FLATTERERS RUNNING AFTER YOU.NOW,LET ME SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD CARES FOR YOU,EXCEPT YOUR SONS AND YOUR HUSBAND.HAD I BEEN A CORRUPT PERSON ,I COULD HAVE BEEN MULTIBILLIONNAIRE TODAY.ONE THING I WOULD LIKE TO DISCLOSE TO YOU THAT THERE IS A DANGEROUS LADY IN THE BRITISH ROYAL FAMILY,NOT HER MAJESTY QUEEN ELIZABETHII,BUT SOME ANOTHER WOMAN,I SAW HER PHOTOGRAPH YESTERDAY.THE BRITISH ROYAL FAMILY SHOULD BE CAUTOIUS FROM THAT WOMAN,IT'S WHAT MY BRAIN DETECTED.REST IS FINE,MY STRUGGLE IS GOING ON IN THE FIELD OF MUSIC.PLEASE DON'T FORGET TO COMMUNICATE ME FROM THE HEAVEN.BE COMFORTABLE.
YOUR'S BEST FRIEND,
RINKU ADARSH
(A SLAVE FROM INDIA AS LENA'S FATHER CALLED ME.)
PRINCESS DIANA
HER MAJESTY,
HELLO.HOW ARE YOU?I KNOW THAT YOU ARE ALSO UNCOMFORTABLE LIKE MY FRIEND EMPEROR MICHAEL JACKSON.THE WORLD IS VERY SELFISH,THE PEOPLE LOVES SOME BODY TILL HE IS ALIVE,AND AS SOMEBODY DIES,PEOPLE FORGET THAT PERSON IMMEDIATELY.THE HUMAN MEMORY AS VOLATILE AS THAT OF PETROLEUM.BUT,I ALWAYS REMEMBER THE NICE PROPLE EVEN AFTER THEIR DEPARTURE.
YOU WERE VERY LUCKY THAT YOU GOT YOUR TRUE LOVE,BUT I WAS EXTREMELY UNLUCKY THAT GOD SNATCHED MY LENA FROM ME.
MAY I DARE TO SAY YOU ONE TRUTH,ACTUALLY I WAS LOVING RIGHT FROM MY CHILDHOOD,BUT WAS NOT CAPABLE TO DO ANYTHING.BUT TODAY I SAY YOU THAT ,I LOVED YOU,I AM LOVING YOU AND WILL BE LOVING YOU TILL THE END OF MY LIFE.YOU WERE EXTREMELY LUCKY THAT YOU DIED IMMEDIATELY,BUT I AM DIEING SLOWLY,AND IT'S MORE PAINFULL TO DIE SLOWLY.HOW?I HAVE BEEN EXTREMELY TORTURED IN THIS WORLD,ABUSED,INSULTED,ATTACKED,POISONEDETC. ONLY BECAUSE I WAS HONEST AND SINCERE LIKE YOU.
I AM AN EXTREMELY POOR PERSON,BUT WOULD LIKE TO GIFT YOU SOMETHING AND HOPE YOU WOULD GLADLY ACCEPT MY GIFT,AND MY GIFT WOULD BE 'PRINCESS DIANA INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT IN PATNA'.PLEASE BLESS ME.WE WOULD BE ALWAYS IN TOUCH.PLEASE BE COMFORTABLE,PLEASE,IT'S MY REQUEST TO YOU.
FOREEVER YOUR'S BEST FRIEND,
RINKU ADARSH
HELLO.HOW ARE YOU?I KNOW THAT YOU ARE ALSO UNCOMFORTABLE LIKE MY FRIEND EMPEROR MICHAEL JACKSON.THE WORLD IS VERY SELFISH,THE PEOPLE LOVES SOME BODY TILL HE IS ALIVE,AND AS SOMEBODY DIES,PEOPLE FORGET THAT PERSON IMMEDIATELY.THE HUMAN MEMORY AS VOLATILE AS THAT OF PETROLEUM.BUT,I ALWAYS REMEMBER THE NICE PROPLE EVEN AFTER THEIR DEPARTURE.
YOU WERE VERY LUCKY THAT YOU GOT YOUR TRUE LOVE,BUT I WAS EXTREMELY UNLUCKY THAT GOD SNATCHED MY LENA FROM ME.
MAY I DARE TO SAY YOU ONE TRUTH,ACTUALLY I WAS LOVING RIGHT FROM MY CHILDHOOD,BUT WAS NOT CAPABLE TO DO ANYTHING.BUT TODAY I SAY YOU THAT ,I LOVED YOU,I AM LOVING YOU AND WILL BE LOVING YOU TILL THE END OF MY LIFE.YOU WERE EXTREMELY LUCKY THAT YOU DIED IMMEDIATELY,BUT I AM DIEING SLOWLY,AND IT'S MORE PAINFULL TO DIE SLOWLY.HOW?I HAVE BEEN EXTREMELY TORTURED IN THIS WORLD,ABUSED,INSULTED,ATTACKED,POISONEDETC. ONLY BECAUSE I WAS HONEST AND SINCERE LIKE YOU.
I AM AN EXTREMELY POOR PERSON,BUT WOULD LIKE TO GIFT YOU SOMETHING AND HOPE YOU WOULD GLADLY ACCEPT MY GIFT,AND MY GIFT WOULD BE 'PRINCESS DIANA INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT IN PATNA'.PLEASE BLESS ME.WE WOULD BE ALWAYS IN TOUCH.PLEASE BE COMFORTABLE,PLEASE,IT'S MY REQUEST TO YOU.
FOREEVER YOUR'S BEST FRIEND,
RINKU ADARSH
Tuesday, 22 September 2009
BLESSINGS FROM HER MAJESTY PRINCESS BEATRICE
HER MAJESTY,
HELLO.HOW ARE YOU?I SAW YOUR PHOTOGRAPH.YOU ARE AN EXTREMELY PRETTY PRINCESS.I AM THE WORLD CHAMPION OF TABLA AND FEATURE IN THE GUINNESS WORLD REORDS.AT PRESENT,I AM TRYING TO MAKE A NEW WORLD RECORD FOR THE LARGEST SOLD ANY MUSIC ALBUM OF THE WORLD.THE NAME OF MY ALBUMS ARE1.EMOTIONS AND 2.WINES.WHILE THE EMOTION IS FULL OF DIFFERENT MOODS OF SONGS LIKE ROMANTIC,EMOTIONAL,SAD,DISCO SONGSETC.WHILE 'WINES' IS A TABLA SOLO ALBUM WITH TAAL 'GANGOTRI-9BEATS ON ONE SIDE AND 2.'TEEN TAAL-16 BEATS ON THE SECOND TRACK.
THE PRESENT WORLD RECORD IS OF EMPEROR MICHAEL JACKSON'S 'THRILLERS'(100MILLON COPIES SOLD WORLDWIDE.I AM TRYING TO CREATE A NEW WORLD RECORD.PLEASE PRAY FOR MY SUCCESS.I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO MEET YOU PERSONALLY SOMETIME.MY EMAIL ID IS rinku_adarsh9@rediffmail.com
PLEASE REPLY.
FOREVER YOURS,
RINKU ADARSH
MANAGING DIRECTOR,ALLAUDDIN KHAN MUSIC PVT. LTD.
HELLO.HOW ARE YOU?I SAW YOUR PHOTOGRAPH.YOU ARE AN EXTREMELY PRETTY PRINCESS.I AM THE WORLD CHAMPION OF TABLA AND FEATURE IN THE GUINNESS WORLD REORDS.AT PRESENT,I AM TRYING TO MAKE A NEW WORLD RECORD FOR THE LARGEST SOLD ANY MUSIC ALBUM OF THE WORLD.THE NAME OF MY ALBUMS ARE1.EMOTIONS AND 2.WINES.WHILE THE EMOTION IS FULL OF DIFFERENT MOODS OF SONGS LIKE ROMANTIC,EMOTIONAL,SAD,DISCO SONGSETC.WHILE 'WINES' IS A TABLA SOLO ALBUM WITH TAAL 'GANGOTRI-9BEATS ON ONE SIDE AND 2.'TEEN TAAL-16 BEATS ON THE SECOND TRACK.
THE PRESENT WORLD RECORD IS OF EMPEROR MICHAEL JACKSON'S 'THRILLERS'(100MILLON COPIES SOLD WORLDWIDE.I AM TRYING TO CREATE A NEW WORLD RECORD.PLEASE PRAY FOR MY SUCCESS.I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO MEET YOU PERSONALLY SOMETIME.MY EMAIL ID IS rinku_adarsh9@rediffmail.com
PLEASE REPLY.
FOREVER YOURS,
RINKU ADARSH
MANAGING DIRECTOR,ALLAUDDIN KHAN MUSIC PVT. LTD.
BLESSINGS FROM THE BRITISH ROYAL FAMILY
HER MAJESTY/HIS HIGHNESS,
HELLO.I AM GOING TO CREATE A NEW WORLD RECORD FOR THE LARGRST SOLD ANY MUSIC ALBUMS OF THE WORLD.THE NAME OF MY ALBUMS ARE1.EMOTIONSAND2.WINES.WHILE EMOTIONS HAS DIFFERENT MOODS OF SONGS LIKE ROMANTIC,EMOTIONAL,DISCO,SAD SONGS,THE 'WINES'IS A TABLA SOLO ALBUM 0F 2 TRACKS.1ST TRACK CONSISTS OF TAAL 'GANGOTRI' A 9 BEATS TAAL AND THE SECOND TRACK IS OF 16 BEATS'TEEN TAAL'.THE PRESENT WORLD RECORD IS OF EMPEROR MICHAEL JACKSON'S 'THRILLER(100MILLION COPIES SOLD WORLD WIDE).I AM TRYING TO CROSS THAT TARGET.PLEASE BLESS ME FOR MY SUCCESS.
FOREVER YOURS VERY CLOSE,
RINKU ADARSH
HELLO.I AM GOING TO CREATE A NEW WORLD RECORD FOR THE LARGRST SOLD ANY MUSIC ALBUMS OF THE WORLD.THE NAME OF MY ALBUMS ARE1.EMOTIONSAND2.WINES.WHILE EMOTIONS HAS DIFFERENT MOODS OF SONGS LIKE ROMANTIC,EMOTIONAL,DISCO,SAD SONGS,THE 'WINES'IS A TABLA SOLO ALBUM 0F 2 TRACKS.1ST TRACK CONSISTS OF TAAL 'GANGOTRI' A 9 BEATS TAAL AND THE SECOND TRACK IS OF 16 BEATS'TEEN TAAL'.THE PRESENT WORLD RECORD IS OF EMPEROR MICHAEL JACKSON'S 'THRILLER(100MILLION COPIES SOLD WORLD WIDE).I AM TRYING TO CROSS THAT TARGET.PLEASE BLESS ME FOR MY SUCCESS.
FOREVER YOURS VERY CLOSE,
RINKU ADARSH
TRUE LOVE-THE COSTLIEST THING ON THIS WORLD
DEAR READERS,
TRUE LOVE IS EXTREMELY PRECIOUS AND THOSE PEOPLE ARE EXTREMELY LUCKY,WHO GETS THEIR TRUE LOVE.I AM NEVER GOING TO MARRY AN INDIAN GIRL,BECAUSE THEY ARE EXTREMELY GEEDY FOR MONEY,BUT FOR ME MONEY HAS NO IMPORTANCE.FOR EX-
PRINCESS DIANA WAS EXTREMELY RICH WOMAN AND THE BOY SH LOVED WAS EXTREMELY POOR.NOW,SHE DIDN'T CARED FOR PALACES,GOLD ,DIAMONDS,PRECIOUS GEMS HER DYNASTY.SHE LEFT ALL FOR THE SAKE OF TRUE LOVE.I HAVE AN EXTREME RESPECT FOR HER.WHAT HAPPENED ULTIMATELY,BOTH PRINCESS DIANA AND HER LOVER DIED TOGETHER.THIS IS THE BEST EXAMPLE TO PROVE THAT TRUE LOVE IS EXREMELY PRECIOUS.
I HAVE READ MANY STORIES REGARDING THE LOVE OF A BILLIONNAIRE FEMALES IN THE MAGAZINES WITH THE COMPARATIVELY POORER BOYS.THEY SATISFIED THEM,AND THOSE FEMALES DONATED THEIR ENTIRE PROPERTY TO THOSE BOYS.
INDIAN FEMALES WANT TO ROB THEIR BOY FRIENDS AND THEY TRY TO SQUEEZE AS MUCH MONEY FROM THEIR BOY FRIENDS AS POSSIBLE.SHAME-SHAME.
MY SINCERE REGARDS TO EUROPEAN AND NORTH AMERICAN BEAUTY QUEENS,
RINKU ADARSH
TRUE LOVE IS EXTREMELY PRECIOUS AND THOSE PEOPLE ARE EXTREMELY LUCKY,WHO GETS THEIR TRUE LOVE.I AM NEVER GOING TO MARRY AN INDIAN GIRL,BECAUSE THEY ARE EXTREMELY GEEDY FOR MONEY,BUT FOR ME MONEY HAS NO IMPORTANCE.FOR EX-
PRINCESS DIANA WAS EXTREMELY RICH WOMAN AND THE BOY SH LOVED WAS EXTREMELY POOR.NOW,SHE DIDN'T CARED FOR PALACES,GOLD ,DIAMONDS,PRECIOUS GEMS HER DYNASTY.SHE LEFT ALL FOR THE SAKE OF TRUE LOVE.I HAVE AN EXTREME RESPECT FOR HER.WHAT HAPPENED ULTIMATELY,BOTH PRINCESS DIANA AND HER LOVER DIED TOGETHER.THIS IS THE BEST EXAMPLE TO PROVE THAT TRUE LOVE IS EXREMELY PRECIOUS.
I HAVE READ MANY STORIES REGARDING THE LOVE OF A BILLIONNAIRE FEMALES IN THE MAGAZINES WITH THE COMPARATIVELY POORER BOYS.THEY SATISFIED THEM,AND THOSE FEMALES DONATED THEIR ENTIRE PROPERTY TO THOSE BOYS.
INDIAN FEMALES WANT TO ROB THEIR BOY FRIENDS AND THEY TRY TO SQUEEZE AS MUCH MONEY FROM THEIR BOY FRIENDS AS POSSIBLE.SHAME-SHAME.
MY SINCERE REGARDS TO EUROPEAN AND NORTH AMERICAN BEAUTY QUEENS,
RINKU ADARSH
MY DEAREST FRIEND MICHAEL JACKSON
DEAREST FRIEND,
HOW ARE YOU?I KNOW THAT YOU MIGHT NOT BE COMFORTABLE JUST NOW.BUT ,MY FRIEND DON'T WORRY ,I AM TRYING MY BEST TO FULFILL ALL OF YOUR'S UNFULFILLED DREAMS.PLEASE BLESS YOUR YOUNGER BROTHER.AFTER I FINISH ALL YOUR AMBITIONS,YOU WOULD FEEL COMFORTABLE.THIS MY PROMISE TO YOU.
FOREVER YOUR'S TRUE FRIEND,
RINKU ADARSH
HOW ARE YOU?I KNOW THAT YOU MIGHT NOT BE COMFORTABLE JUST NOW.BUT ,MY FRIEND DON'T WORRY ,I AM TRYING MY BEST TO FULFILL ALL OF YOUR'S UNFULFILLED DREAMS.PLEASE BLESS YOUR YOUNGER BROTHER.AFTER I FINISH ALL YOUR AMBITIONS,YOU WOULD FEEL COMFORTABLE.THIS MY PROMISE TO YOU.
FOREVER YOUR'S TRUE FRIEND,
RINKU ADARSH
CONGRATULATION TO MRS. NICOLE KIDMAN
MY DEAREST FRIEND MRS. NICOLE KIDMAN,
HELLO.HOW ARE YOU?I SAW YOUR PHOTOGRAPH IN THE INDIA TODAY MAGAZINE ,ENDORSING OMEGA WATCHES.YOU ARE LOOKING EXTREMELY IMPRESSED BY YOUR PULCHRITUDE.CONGRATULATIONS.
MOST OF THE GIRLS ASK ME THAT WHOM WOULD I LIKE TO MARRY?I DON'T HAVE THE ANSWER JUST NOW.BUT IT MIGHT BE YOU.MY MOVIE 'LOVE STORY IN HEAVEN-KIEV' WOULD BE FULL OF SEXY SCENES ,INCLUDING FUCKING.WILL YOU BE COMFORTABLE WITH THOSE SCENES?WOULD YOUR SPOUSES ALLOW YOU TO MARRY ME,IF POSSIBLE?PLEASE REPLY ME ON MY EMAIL ID rinku_adarsh@rediffmail.com
I HAVE STARTED LOVING YOU.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
www.rinkuadarsh.com
HELLO.HOW ARE YOU?I SAW YOUR PHOTOGRAPH IN THE INDIA TODAY MAGAZINE ,ENDORSING OMEGA WATCHES.YOU ARE LOOKING EXTREMELY IMPRESSED BY YOUR PULCHRITUDE.CONGRATULATIONS.
MOST OF THE GIRLS ASK ME THAT WHOM WOULD I LIKE TO MARRY?I DON'T HAVE THE ANSWER JUST NOW.BUT IT MIGHT BE YOU.MY MOVIE 'LOVE STORY IN HEAVEN-KIEV' WOULD BE FULL OF SEXY SCENES ,INCLUDING FUCKING.WILL YOU BE COMFORTABLE WITH THOSE SCENES?WOULD YOUR SPOUSES ALLOW YOU TO MARRY ME,IF POSSIBLE?PLEASE REPLY ME ON MY EMAIL ID rinku_adarsh@rediffmail.com
I HAVE STARTED LOVING YOU.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
www.rinkuadarsh.com
THE INCREASING DEMAND OF MY PENIS WORLDWIDE
DEAR READERS,
HELLO.NOWADAYS I AM RECEIVING LOT OF EMAILS FROM THE BEAUTY QUEENS OF EUROPE AND NORTH AMERICA TO HAVE SEX WITH THEM.NOW I DON'T KNOW WHY THIS DEMAND HAS INCREASED GLOBALLY.THE REASON ,I THINK IS THE SATELLITTES,WHICH ARE ALWAYS TAKING THE PICTURE OF MY PENIS AND DISTRIBUTING IT WORLD WIDE.TO BE FRANK ,I REGULARILY USE MUSTARD OILS TO MAKE IT AS SOLID AS AN IRON ROD.BUT,WITH A SINGLE PENIS HOW MANY WHITE FEMALES WOULD I BE ABLE TO SATISFY,A MAXIMUM OF 10 MILLION WHITE FEMALES.THIS IS ONLY MY CAPACITY.THE REST I WON'T BE ABLE TO SATISFY.SORRY FOR MY LIMITED CAPACITY.
FOREVER ,EUROPEAN AND NORTH AMERICAN WHITE BEAUTY QUEENS,
RINKU ADARSH
HELLO.NOWADAYS I AM RECEIVING LOT OF EMAILS FROM THE BEAUTY QUEENS OF EUROPE AND NORTH AMERICA TO HAVE SEX WITH THEM.NOW I DON'T KNOW WHY THIS DEMAND HAS INCREASED GLOBALLY.THE REASON ,I THINK IS THE SATELLITTES,WHICH ARE ALWAYS TAKING THE PICTURE OF MY PENIS AND DISTRIBUTING IT WORLD WIDE.TO BE FRANK ,I REGULARILY USE MUSTARD OILS TO MAKE IT AS SOLID AS AN IRON ROD.BUT,WITH A SINGLE PENIS HOW MANY WHITE FEMALES WOULD I BE ABLE TO SATISFY,A MAXIMUM OF 10 MILLION WHITE FEMALES.THIS IS ONLY MY CAPACITY.THE REST I WON'T BE ABLE TO SATISFY.SORRY FOR MY LIMITED CAPACITY.
FOREVER ,EUROPEAN AND NORTH AMERICAN WHITE BEAUTY QUEENS,
RINKU ADARSH
THE RATE IS CHEAPER THAN THAT OF ADVERTISING ON TV OR NEWS PAPERS
DEAR SIRS,
THE RATE IS CHEAPER THAN THAT OF ADVERTISING ON ANY PRIME TV CHANNELS OR NEWS PAPERS OF THE WORLD.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
MANAGING DIRECTOR
THE RATE IS CHEAPER THAN THAT OF ADVERTISING ON ANY PRIME TV CHANNELS OR NEWS PAPERS OF THE WORLD.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
MANAGING DIRECTOR
INVITATIONS TO WORD'S TOP MOST MNC'S
DEAR SIRS,
HELLO.YOU ARE INVITED TO THE WORLD'S BIGGEST EVENT OF AN ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY-RINKU ADARSH VERSACE EMPEROR MICHAEL JACKSON.YOU ARE INVITED TO DISPLAY YOUR BANNERS ON MY WEBSITE www.rinkuadarsh.com
THE FOLLOWING ARE THE BENEFITS TO YOUR COMPANY BY DISPLAYING YOUR BANNERS ON MY WEBSITE-
1.AN ASSURED HIT OF 1 CRORE PER MONTH
2.YOUR BANNERS WOULD BE DISPLAYED ON ALL THE BILL BOARDS,TELEVISION CHANNELS,NEWS PAPERS,ON THE CATALOGUE OF MY MUSIC ALBUM
3.THE PROJECT IS OF RS.20,000CRORES.
4.THE TARGET SALES OF THE MUSIC ARE MORE THAN 200 MILLION COPIES WORLD WIDE
5.THE RATE FOR THE BANNER DISPLAY IS ONLY $2.25LAKHS PER MONTH.
YOU COULD SEND THE DRAFT ON THE FOLLOWING ADDRESS-
RINKU ADARSH,MANAGING DIRECTOR,ALLAUDDIN KHAN MUSIC PVT. LTD.
ROAD NO.1,RAJENDRA NAGAR,PATNA-16,BIHAR,PATNA
TEL.NO.-91-612-2661852,CELLNO.-91-9430619325,WEB-www.rinkuadarsh.com
PLEASE SEND YOUR DRAFT IN FAVOUR OF RINKU ADARSH,PAYABLE AT PATNA BRANCH ONLY.
THE WORLD RECORD FOR THE LARGEST SOLD MUSIC ALBUM IS OF EMPEROR MICHAEL JACKSON(100MILLION COPIES).LET'S JOIN HANDS TOGETHER TO LEAD THE WORLD.WAITING FOR YOUR BLESSINGS.BEST OF LUCK.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
HELLO.YOU ARE INVITED TO THE WORLD'S BIGGEST EVENT OF AN ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY-RINKU ADARSH VERSACE EMPEROR MICHAEL JACKSON.YOU ARE INVITED TO DISPLAY YOUR BANNERS ON MY WEBSITE www.rinkuadarsh.com
THE FOLLOWING ARE THE BENEFITS TO YOUR COMPANY BY DISPLAYING YOUR BANNERS ON MY WEBSITE-
1.AN ASSURED HIT OF 1 CRORE PER MONTH
2.YOUR BANNERS WOULD BE DISPLAYED ON ALL THE BILL BOARDS,TELEVISION CHANNELS,NEWS PAPERS,ON THE CATALOGUE OF MY MUSIC ALBUM
3.THE PROJECT IS OF RS.20,000CRORES.
4.THE TARGET SALES OF THE MUSIC ARE MORE THAN 200 MILLION COPIES WORLD WIDE
5.THE RATE FOR THE BANNER DISPLAY IS ONLY $2.25LAKHS PER MONTH.
YOU COULD SEND THE DRAFT ON THE FOLLOWING ADDRESS-
RINKU ADARSH,MANAGING DIRECTOR,ALLAUDDIN KHAN MUSIC PVT. LTD.
ROAD NO.1,RAJENDRA NAGAR,PATNA-16,BIHAR,PATNA
TEL.NO.-91-612-2661852,CELLNO.-91-9430619325,WEB-www.rinkuadarsh.com
PLEASE SEND YOUR DRAFT IN FAVOUR OF RINKU ADARSH,PAYABLE AT PATNA BRANCH ONLY.
THE WORLD RECORD FOR THE LARGEST SOLD MUSIC ALBUM IS OF EMPEROR MICHAEL JACKSON(100MILLION COPIES).LET'S JOIN HANDS TOGETHER TO LEAD THE WORLD.WAITING FOR YOUR BLESSINGS.BEST OF LUCK.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
Sunday, 20 September 2009
INVITATION TO MRS.NICOLE KIDMAN
DEAR MADAM,
HELLO.HOW ARE YOU?THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONTRIBUTION TOTHE ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY.I AM THE WORLD CHAMPION OF TABLA FOR PLAYING TABLA NON-STOP FOR 21 HOURS.AT PRESENT ,I AMTHE OWNER OF ALLAUDDIN KHAN MUSIC PVT. LTD..AT PRESENT I AM IN THE PROCESS OF MAKING A NEW WORLD RECORD FOR THE LARGEST SOLD ANY MUSIC ALBUM IN THE WORLD.THE NAMES OF MY ALBUMS ARE-1.EMOTIONS AND2.WINES.THE WORLD RECORD IS OF EMPEROR MICHAEL JACKSON'S MUSIC ALBUM 'THRILLER'(100MILLION COPIES SOLD).PLEASE BLESS ME FOR MY SUCCESS.
THE SECOND THING I WOULD LIKE YOU TO WORK IN MY MOVIE'LOVE STORY IN HEAVEN-KIEV' AS AN ACTRESS WITH ME AS AN ACTOR.THIS LOVE STORY IS BASED ON MY TRUE LOVE STORY WITH UKRAINSKAYA OLEONA VICTOROVNA OF KIEV,WHEN I WAS STUDYING MBBS THERE.IWOULD BE THE MUSIC COMPOSER OF THE FILM.PLEASE LET ME KNOW ABOUT YOUR VIEW ON MY WEBSITE www.rinkuadarsh.com
MY E-MAIL ID IS rinku_adarsh9@rediffmail.com
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
HELLO.HOW ARE YOU?THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONTRIBUTION TOTHE ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY.I AM THE WORLD CHAMPION OF TABLA FOR PLAYING TABLA NON-STOP FOR 21 HOURS.AT PRESENT ,I AMTHE OWNER OF ALLAUDDIN KHAN MUSIC PVT. LTD..AT PRESENT I AM IN THE PROCESS OF MAKING A NEW WORLD RECORD FOR THE LARGEST SOLD ANY MUSIC ALBUM IN THE WORLD.THE NAMES OF MY ALBUMS ARE-1.EMOTIONS AND2.WINES.THE WORLD RECORD IS OF EMPEROR MICHAEL JACKSON'S MUSIC ALBUM 'THRILLER'(100MILLION COPIES SOLD).PLEASE BLESS ME FOR MY SUCCESS.
THE SECOND THING I WOULD LIKE YOU TO WORK IN MY MOVIE'LOVE STORY IN HEAVEN-KIEV' AS AN ACTRESS WITH ME AS AN ACTOR.THIS LOVE STORY IS BASED ON MY TRUE LOVE STORY WITH UKRAINSKAYA OLEONA VICTOROVNA OF KIEV,WHEN I WAS STUDYING MBBS THERE.IWOULD BE THE MUSIC COMPOSER OF THE FILM.PLEASE LET ME KNOW ABOUT YOUR VIEW ON MY WEBSITE www.rinkuadarsh.com
MY E-MAIL ID IS rinku_adarsh9@rediffmail.com
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
THE SEXIEST AGE FOR THE FUCKING
DEAR READERS,
HELLO.THIS IS A PART OF THE SEX EDUCATION.MY EXPERIENCE SAYS THAT THE GIRLS OF THE AGE GROUP 11-13 ARE THE SEXIEST GIRLS AND ARE CAPABLE OF TAKING INSIDE THE FULL PENIS OF THE 30 YEARS OLD MAN,WITHOUT CRYING.BUT ,THIS BRUTAL SOCIETY DOESN'T UNDERSTANDS THEIR NEED.THEY CAN'T BECOME PREGNANT BUT COULD SATISFY THE MALES THE MOST.WHEN I FUCKED AN 11 YEARS OLD GIRL IN INDIA,I THOUGHT SHE WOULD BLEED FROM HER VAGINA,BUT NOTHING HAPPENED TO HER,ON CONTRARY SHE TOLD ME TO FUCK HARDER.SO,DOES THE SOCIETY,GOVERNMENT CONSIDERS THEIR SEXUAL FRUSTRATION?
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
HELLO.THIS IS A PART OF THE SEX EDUCATION.MY EXPERIENCE SAYS THAT THE GIRLS OF THE AGE GROUP 11-13 ARE THE SEXIEST GIRLS AND ARE CAPABLE OF TAKING INSIDE THE FULL PENIS OF THE 30 YEARS OLD MAN,WITHOUT CRYING.BUT ,THIS BRUTAL SOCIETY DOESN'T UNDERSTANDS THEIR NEED.THEY CAN'T BECOME PREGNANT BUT COULD SATISFY THE MALES THE MOST.WHEN I FUCKED AN 11 YEARS OLD GIRL IN INDIA,I THOUGHT SHE WOULD BLEED FROM HER VAGINA,BUT NOTHING HAPPENED TO HER,ON CONTRARY SHE TOLD ME TO FUCK HARDER.SO,DOES THE SOCIETY,GOVERNMENT CONSIDERS THEIR SEXUAL FRUSTRATION?
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
YE LALOO CHACHA,AGO BATIA SOON LA
LALOO CHACHA,
KAA HAAL CHAAL BA?TANI SONIA CHACHI KE THEEK SE SAATH LAGAIHA.NA LAGAIBA THEEK SE TA KAAM GADBADA JAI.KHOOB BADHINYA SE LAGAIHA ,SAMAJH GAILANOO?
RAOOR BHATIJAA,
RINKU ADARSH
KAA HAAL CHAAL BA?TANI SONIA CHACHI KE THEEK SE SAATH LAGAIHA.NA LAGAIBA THEEK SE TA KAAM GADBADA JAI.KHOOB BADHINYA SE LAGAIHA ,SAMAJH GAILANOO?
RAOOR BHATIJAA,
RINKU ADARSH
A LALOO CHACHA,AGO BATIYAA SOON LA
YE LALOO CHACHA,
PRANAAM.KAA HAAL SAMACHAAR BA?KHOOB DOODH,MAKHKHAN A MALAI KHAILE BARA NOO.TA AGO BATIYAA SOON LA.SOON LE BAANI KI TU SONIA AUNTY KE HAMESHAA KHAATIR SAATH LAGAWE JA TARA.TA TANI THEEK SE LAGAIHA,A NATA CHOD DIHEN RAOORA KE.BIHARI SAMMAN(SAMAAN) KE KHAYAAL RAKHIYA ,A KHOOB BADHINYA SE MANN LAGA KE LAGAIHA ,OONKAR MANN KHOOSH KAR DIHA.AAKHIR KAONA TA MILAL OONKA KE LAGAYE WAALA.SAMAJH GAILA NOO.HAMAAR IZZAT RAOORE HAANTH MEIN BA,KAAHE KE HUM TA BIDESH MEIN AAPAN SAMAAN KE KHOOB DAAN KARKE KHOOB NAAM KAMAINI HA.
RAAOOR BHATIJA,
RINKU ADARSH
PRANAAM.KAA HAAL SAMACHAAR BA?KHOOB DOODH,MAKHKHAN A MALAI KHAILE BARA NOO.TA AGO BATIYAA SOON LA.SOON LE BAANI KI TU SONIA AUNTY KE HAMESHAA KHAATIR SAATH LAGAWE JA TARA.TA TANI THEEK SE LAGAIHA,A NATA CHOD DIHEN RAOORA KE.BIHARI SAMMAN(SAMAAN) KE KHAYAAL RAKHIYA ,A KHOOB BADHINYA SE MANN LAGA KE LAGAIHA ,OONKAR MANN KHOOSH KAR DIHA.AAKHIR KAONA TA MILAL OONKA KE LAGAYE WAALA.SAMAJH GAILA NOO.HAMAAR IZZAT RAOORE HAANTH MEIN BA,KAAHE KE HUM TA BIDESH MEIN AAPAN SAMAAN KE KHOOB DAAN KARKE KHOOB NAAM KAMAINI HA.
RAAOOR BHATIJA,
RINKU ADARSH
Saturday, 19 September 2009
INVITATIONS FOR OPENING THE DISCOTHEQUES,NIGHT CLUBS AND CASINOS
DEAR SIRS,
HELLO.I WOULD LIKE YOU TO OPEN DISCOTHEQUES,NIGHT CLUBS,CASINOS,PUBS ETC. IN PATNA WITH THE COLLABORATION WITH MY COMPANY,SO THAT WE HAVE A NIGHT LIFE.THE PEOPLE HAVE MONEY BUT NO RESOURCES TO INVEST IN FOR THEIR ENTERTAINMENT.THE COMPANIES WHOM I WOULD LIKE TO INVITE HAVE ALREADY BEEN WRITTEN ON MY BLOG.WE COULD ALSO EXCHANGE BANNERS THROUGH OUR WEBSITES.PLEASE REPLY.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
HELLO.I WOULD LIKE YOU TO OPEN DISCOTHEQUES,NIGHT CLUBS,CASINOS,PUBS ETC. IN PATNA WITH THE COLLABORATION WITH MY COMPANY,SO THAT WE HAVE A NIGHT LIFE.THE PEOPLE HAVE MONEY BUT NO RESOURCES TO INVEST IN FOR THEIR ENTERTAINMENT.THE COMPANIES WHOM I WOULD LIKE TO INVITE HAVE ALREADY BEEN WRITTEN ON MY BLOG.WE COULD ALSO EXCHANGE BANNERS THROUGH OUR WEBSITES.PLEASE REPLY.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
A PROPOSAL TO H.E. BARACK OBAMA
DEAR SIR,
HELLO SIR.I GOT YOUR MASSAGE THROUGH HON'BLE BILL CLINTON.I WOULD PROPOSE YOU FOR THE DIRECT FOREIGN INVESTMENT IN PATNA OF $200 BILLIONS IN 2 YEARS.THIS WOULD HELP PATNA IN IT'S DEVELOPMENT AND WESTERNISATION.THE CITY LACKS GOOD INFRASTRUCTURE ,INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT,INTERNATIONAL LEVEL OF DISCOTHEQUES,NIGHT CLUBS,CASINOS AND OTHER ENTERTAINMENT RESOURCES.WE ALSO DON'T HAVE A NIGHT LIFE HERE.PLEASE HELP US TO MAKE PATNA LIKE THAT OF KIEV.
I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO RECEIVE YOUR BLESSINGS FOR THE SUCCESS OF MY ENDEAVOUR,FOR SELLING MY 2 NEWLY RELEASED MUSIC ALBUMS,GLOBALLY IN THE LARGEST QUANTITY,SO THAT I ENTER THE GUINNESS WORLD RECORDS AGAIN.I WANT TO FULFILL ALL THOSE DREAMS WHICH EMPEROR MICHAEL JACKSON THOUGHT TO DO.PLEASE REPLY.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
HELLO SIR.I GOT YOUR MASSAGE THROUGH HON'BLE BILL CLINTON.I WOULD PROPOSE YOU FOR THE DIRECT FOREIGN INVESTMENT IN PATNA OF $200 BILLIONS IN 2 YEARS.THIS WOULD HELP PATNA IN IT'S DEVELOPMENT AND WESTERNISATION.THE CITY LACKS GOOD INFRASTRUCTURE ,INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT,INTERNATIONAL LEVEL OF DISCOTHEQUES,NIGHT CLUBS,CASINOS AND OTHER ENTERTAINMENT RESOURCES.WE ALSO DON'T HAVE A NIGHT LIFE HERE.PLEASE HELP US TO MAKE PATNA LIKE THAT OF KIEV.
I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO RECEIVE YOUR BLESSINGS FOR THE SUCCESS OF MY ENDEAVOUR,FOR SELLING MY 2 NEWLY RELEASED MUSIC ALBUMS,GLOBALLY IN THE LARGEST QUANTITY,SO THAT I ENTER THE GUINNESS WORLD RECORDS AGAIN.I WANT TO FULFILL ALL THOSE DREAMS WHICH EMPEROR MICHAEL JACKSON THOUGHT TO DO.PLEASE REPLY.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
KIEV VERSACE MUMBAI
DEAR READERS,
HELLO.MUMBAI IS 200 YEARS BACK THAN THAT OF KIEV.HOW?
1.MUMBAI DAANDIYAAS-THE CLOSING TIME IS 10PM.WHY?BECAUSE THE NOISE DISTURBS THE NEIGHBOURS SLEEP.NOW,THE QUESTION ARISES THAT WAS IT NOT DISTURBING A COUPLE OF YEARS BACK.THE WHOLE MOOD OF THE AUDIENCES ARE DEVASTATED DUE TO THIS REASON.IT SHOULD BE ALLOWED TILL 3AM IN THE MORNING.WHILE IN KIEV THE DISCOTHEQUES REMAINS OPENED TILL 5AM IN THE MORNING.
2.THERE IS NOT A SINGLE DISCOTHEQUE IN MUMBAI OF THE INTERNATIONAL STANDARD,WHILE IN KIEV THERE ARE MANY
3.MUMBAI IS EXTREMELY CONGESTED DUE TO SHORTAGE OF SPACE AND TRAFFIC CONGESTION,WHILE IN KIEV THERE IS PLENTY OF SPACE TO MOVE.THERE IS NO TRAFFIC CONGESTION.
4.THE KIEV 'S SHOPS REMAIN OPEN TILL 24 HOURS WHILE MUMBAI SLEEPS AT 11PM.
5.THE GIRLS OF MUMBAI ARE EXTREMELY CONSERVATIVE,WHILE THE GIRLS OF KIEV ARE EXTREMELY BROADMINDED.
6.THE PARENTS OF MUMBAI ARE EXTREMELY CONSERVATIVE,WHILE THE PARENTS OF KIEV ARE BROADMINDED.
7.THE PROPERTY RATES ARE VERY HIGH COMPARED TO KIEV.
8.MUMBAI HAS NO CASINOS OF INTERNATIONAL STANDARD WHILE THE KIEV HAS PLENTY OF THEM.
9.THE GOVERNMENT OF UKRAINE NEVER INTERFERES IN THE PRIVATE LIFE OF IT'S CITIZENS,WHILE THE MAHARASHTRA GOVERNMENT ALWAYS INTERFERES THE PRIVATE LIVES OF THEIR CITIZENS.
10.MUMBAI IS EXTREMELY POLLUTED,WHILE THE KIEV HAS NO POLLUTION.
11.THE STANDARD OF BOLLYWOOD MUSIC AND MOVIES ARE EXTREMELY SUB-STANDARD,WHILE THE KIEV'S MUSIC AND MOVIES ARE VERY HIGH STANDARD.
12.IN THE RAINY SEASON ,MUMBAI IS FLOODED WITH WATER,WHILE THE KIEV HAS NO SUCH PROBLEMS.THE WHOLE CITY SMELLS LIKE AN ORANGE,WHILE MUMBAI SMELLS LIKE URINE.
13.THE COST OF 3 BHK FLAT IN MUMBAI IN THE CENTRAL MUMBAI IS 5 CRORES,WHILE THE COST OF A 3BHK FLAT IN CENTRAL KIEV IS ONLY 50 LAKHS RUPEES.
14.IN MUMBAI THE BOYS WASTE THEIR ENERGIES,MONEY AND TIME TO TRAP THE UGLY GIRLS,WHILE IN KIEV THE GIRL OF MISS UNIVERSE STANDARD WOULD HERSELF TRAP YOU.
15.TO FIND THE HOLE OF MUMBAIKARS VAGINA YOU NEED TO HAVE A TORCH,WHILE IN KIEV,BY JUST HUGGING THE GIRL QUARTER OF THE PENIS AUTOMATICALLY ENTERS HER VAGINA WITH THE SKIRT AND PANTY,BECAUSE THE VAGINA ARE PROTRUDED OUTSIDE.
16.THERE IS NO NEED OF CONDOMS IN KIEV AS THE GIRLS ARE EXTREMELY HYGIENIC,WHILE IN MUMBAI,THE CONDOMS USE ARE VERY NECESSARY.
17.MUMBAI HOSPITALS ARE FULL OF PATIENTS,WHILE THE KIEV'S HOSPITAL HAVE NO PATIENTS,BECUSE NOBODY FALLS ILL THERE.
18. 1 KIEV'S BOY SINGLE PUNCH IS ENOUGH FOR THE 10 MUMBAIKARS BOYS.
SO,MUMBAI IS NOT WORTH LIVING.EVERY MUMBAIKARS SHOULD IMMIGRATE TO KIEV PERMANENTLY,BECAUSE IT'S THE HEAVEN ON THE EARTH.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
HELLO.MUMBAI IS 200 YEARS BACK THAN THAT OF KIEV.HOW?
1.MUMBAI DAANDIYAAS-THE CLOSING TIME IS 10PM.WHY?BECAUSE THE NOISE DISTURBS THE NEIGHBOURS SLEEP.NOW,THE QUESTION ARISES THAT WAS IT NOT DISTURBING A COUPLE OF YEARS BACK.THE WHOLE MOOD OF THE AUDIENCES ARE DEVASTATED DUE TO THIS REASON.IT SHOULD BE ALLOWED TILL 3AM IN THE MORNING.WHILE IN KIEV THE DISCOTHEQUES REMAINS OPENED TILL 5AM IN THE MORNING.
2.THERE IS NOT A SINGLE DISCOTHEQUE IN MUMBAI OF THE INTERNATIONAL STANDARD,WHILE IN KIEV THERE ARE MANY
3.MUMBAI IS EXTREMELY CONGESTED DUE TO SHORTAGE OF SPACE AND TRAFFIC CONGESTION,WHILE IN KIEV THERE IS PLENTY OF SPACE TO MOVE.THERE IS NO TRAFFIC CONGESTION.
4.THE KIEV 'S SHOPS REMAIN OPEN TILL 24 HOURS WHILE MUMBAI SLEEPS AT 11PM.
5.THE GIRLS OF MUMBAI ARE EXTREMELY CONSERVATIVE,WHILE THE GIRLS OF KIEV ARE EXTREMELY BROADMINDED.
6.THE PARENTS OF MUMBAI ARE EXTREMELY CONSERVATIVE,WHILE THE PARENTS OF KIEV ARE BROADMINDED.
7.THE PROPERTY RATES ARE VERY HIGH COMPARED TO KIEV.
8.MUMBAI HAS NO CASINOS OF INTERNATIONAL STANDARD WHILE THE KIEV HAS PLENTY OF THEM.
9.THE GOVERNMENT OF UKRAINE NEVER INTERFERES IN THE PRIVATE LIFE OF IT'S CITIZENS,WHILE THE MAHARASHTRA GOVERNMENT ALWAYS INTERFERES THE PRIVATE LIVES OF THEIR CITIZENS.
10.MUMBAI IS EXTREMELY POLLUTED,WHILE THE KIEV HAS NO POLLUTION.
11.THE STANDARD OF BOLLYWOOD MUSIC AND MOVIES ARE EXTREMELY SUB-STANDARD,WHILE THE KIEV'S MUSIC AND MOVIES ARE VERY HIGH STANDARD.
12.IN THE RAINY SEASON ,MUMBAI IS FLOODED WITH WATER,WHILE THE KIEV HAS NO SUCH PROBLEMS.THE WHOLE CITY SMELLS LIKE AN ORANGE,WHILE MUMBAI SMELLS LIKE URINE.
13.THE COST OF 3 BHK FLAT IN MUMBAI IN THE CENTRAL MUMBAI IS 5 CRORES,WHILE THE COST OF A 3BHK FLAT IN CENTRAL KIEV IS ONLY 50 LAKHS RUPEES.
14.IN MUMBAI THE BOYS WASTE THEIR ENERGIES,MONEY AND TIME TO TRAP THE UGLY GIRLS,WHILE IN KIEV THE GIRL OF MISS UNIVERSE STANDARD WOULD HERSELF TRAP YOU.
15.TO FIND THE HOLE OF MUMBAIKARS VAGINA YOU NEED TO HAVE A TORCH,WHILE IN KIEV,BY JUST HUGGING THE GIRL QUARTER OF THE PENIS AUTOMATICALLY ENTERS HER VAGINA WITH THE SKIRT AND PANTY,BECAUSE THE VAGINA ARE PROTRUDED OUTSIDE.
16.THERE IS NO NEED OF CONDOMS IN KIEV AS THE GIRLS ARE EXTREMELY HYGIENIC,WHILE IN MUMBAI,THE CONDOMS USE ARE VERY NECESSARY.
17.MUMBAI HOSPITALS ARE FULL OF PATIENTS,WHILE THE KIEV'S HOSPITAL HAVE NO PATIENTS,BECUSE NOBODY FALLS ILL THERE.
18. 1 KIEV'S BOY SINGLE PUNCH IS ENOUGH FOR THE 10 MUMBAIKARS BOYS.
SO,MUMBAI IS NOT WORTH LIVING.EVERY MUMBAIKARS SHOULD IMMIGRATE TO KIEV PERMANENTLY,BECAUSE IT'S THE HEAVEN ON THE EARTH.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
Thursday, 17 September 2009
THE BIOGRAPHY OF USTAAD ALLAUDDIN KHAN
DEAR READERS,
ALLAUDDIN KHAN WAS SUCH A PERSONALITY,THAT FOR LRARNING THE INDIAN CLASSICAL MUSIC,TOOK A LOT OF PAIN IN HIS LIFE,BUT HE USED TO DONATR HIS KNOWLRDGE TO ANY OF HIS DISCIPLES WHO WERE CAPABLE TO DIGEST IT.MANY DISCIPLRS CAME TO HIM FROM THE LONG DISTANT PLACES TO LEARN MUSIC FROM HIM.HE WASN'T ONLY A GOOD SAROD PLAYER,BUT A FINE VIOLINIST,SOORBAHAARIST AND A SITAARIST.NOT ONLY THIS HE PLAYED ALL THE INSTRUMENTS PROPERLY AND TAUGHT THEM TO HIS DISCIPLES.
HE WAS BORN IN THE YEAR 1870 IN TRIPURA ,IN THE SHIVPUR VILLAGE.HIS FATHER'S NAME WAS SADHU KHAN AND HIS GRAND FATHER'S NAME WAS MADAAR KHAN.WHEN SAADHU KHAN PLAYED SITAAR,HE CAREFULLY HEARD IT.THEREFORE HE WAS INSPIRED BY HIS FATHER FOR HIS MUSICAL EDUCATION.HE WAS ADMITTED TO A SCHOOL,WHERE HE DIDN'T LIKE STUDYING AND LEFT THE SCHOOL. AFTER THIS HE WENT TO KOLKATA.HE HAD NOTHING TO FEED HIS STOMACH BUT TO SEAT AND EAT WITH THE BEGGERS THERE,FREE OF COST.HE ATE ONLY ONCE IN ADAY.
FORTUNATELY,HE MET LATE GOPAL KRISHNA BHATTACHARYA,WHO STARTED TEACHING HIM THE CLAASICAL SINGING.DURING THE SAME TIME,SIMULTANEOUSLY HE STARTED LEARNING TABLA AND PAKHAWAJ.AFTER LEARNING FOR 7 YEARS MR. GOPAL CHANDRA DIED.AFTER FEW DAYS HE MET THE BROTHER OF SWAMI VIVEKANAND'S BROTHER MR. HABBOLAL DUTT.HE TAUGHT HIM VIOLIN,CLARINETAND FLUTE.HE MET LATE AHMAD ALI KHAN,WHO WAS A FAMOUS SAROD PLAYER.HE TOOK LOT OF PAIN TO LEARN FROM HIM.HE WORKED AS A SERVANT IN HIS HOUSE.AFTER THAT HE WENT TO RAMPUR.THERE HE HAD NO SOURCE TO SURVIVE.ANY HE SLEPT IN THE CORNER OF THE MASJID AND ATE WHATEVER HE GOT.SOMRTIMES HE HAD TO SLEEP HUNGARILY.AT THAT POINT OF TIME HE GOT SO FRUSTRATED THAT HE DECIDED TO SUICIDE.HE MET A SAINT WHO ENCOURAGED HIM.HE WANTED TO MEET THE EMPEROR ,BUT WASN'T GETTING THE OPPORTUNITY.ONCE,HE STOOD INFRONT OF THE PATH OF THE NAWAAB OF RAMPUR.THE NAWAAB STOPPED.HE WAS PRESENTED INFRONT OF THE NAWAAB.HE TOLD ALL HIS STORIES TO THE NAWAAB ,AND THE NAWAAB GOT IMPRESSED.HE HELPED HIM IN SOLVING HIS BASIC NEEDS LIKE FOODING AND LODGING AND TOLD MR. WAZIR KHAN TO TEACH HIM MUSIC . MR. WAZIR KHAN TAUGHT HIM RAWAAB,SAROD,SOOR SRINGAAR,DHROOPAD,DHAMAAR ETC.IN THE FOREIGN COUNTRY HE WAS INTRODUCED BY THE NAWAAB,WHERE HE PLAYED BELA IN THE ORCHESHTRA.SLOWLY,HE STARTED BECOMING FAMOUS.HE WENT TO KOLKATA WHERE HE GAVE HIS CONCERT AND HIGHLY APPRECIATED.AFTER SOMETIMES HE GOT A JOB IN THE MAIHAR DYNASTY.DURING HIS JOB HE TRAVELLED TOCOUNTRIES LIKE ITALY,BELGIUM,FRANCE,AMERICAETC.HE TAUGHT HIS DAUGHTER MRS. ANNAPURNA TO PLAY SITAAR,SON ALI AKBAR KHAN TO PLAY SAROD AND PANDIT RAVI SHANKAR(BHARAT RATNA) TO PLAY SITAAR. AFTER SOME HEALTH PROBLEM HE DIED ON 6TH SEPTEMBER 1972.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
ALLAUDDIN KHAN WAS SUCH A PERSONALITY,THAT FOR LRARNING THE INDIAN CLASSICAL MUSIC,TOOK A LOT OF PAIN IN HIS LIFE,BUT HE USED TO DONATR HIS KNOWLRDGE TO ANY OF HIS DISCIPLES WHO WERE CAPABLE TO DIGEST IT.MANY DISCIPLRS CAME TO HIM FROM THE LONG DISTANT PLACES TO LEARN MUSIC FROM HIM.HE WASN'T ONLY A GOOD SAROD PLAYER,BUT A FINE VIOLINIST,SOORBAHAARIST AND A SITAARIST.NOT ONLY THIS HE PLAYED ALL THE INSTRUMENTS PROPERLY AND TAUGHT THEM TO HIS DISCIPLES.
HE WAS BORN IN THE YEAR 1870 IN TRIPURA ,IN THE SHIVPUR VILLAGE.HIS FATHER'S NAME WAS SADHU KHAN AND HIS GRAND FATHER'S NAME WAS MADAAR KHAN.WHEN SAADHU KHAN PLAYED SITAAR,HE CAREFULLY HEARD IT.THEREFORE HE WAS INSPIRED BY HIS FATHER FOR HIS MUSICAL EDUCATION.HE WAS ADMITTED TO A SCHOOL,WHERE HE DIDN'T LIKE STUDYING AND LEFT THE SCHOOL. AFTER THIS HE WENT TO KOLKATA.HE HAD NOTHING TO FEED HIS STOMACH BUT TO SEAT AND EAT WITH THE BEGGERS THERE,FREE OF COST.HE ATE ONLY ONCE IN ADAY.
FORTUNATELY,HE MET LATE GOPAL KRISHNA BHATTACHARYA,WHO STARTED TEACHING HIM THE CLAASICAL SINGING.DURING THE SAME TIME,SIMULTANEOUSLY HE STARTED LEARNING TABLA AND PAKHAWAJ.AFTER LEARNING FOR 7 YEARS MR. GOPAL CHANDRA DIED.AFTER FEW DAYS HE MET THE BROTHER OF SWAMI VIVEKANAND'S BROTHER MR. HABBOLAL DUTT.HE TAUGHT HIM VIOLIN,CLARINETAND FLUTE.HE MET LATE AHMAD ALI KHAN,WHO WAS A FAMOUS SAROD PLAYER.HE TOOK LOT OF PAIN TO LEARN FROM HIM.HE WORKED AS A SERVANT IN HIS HOUSE.AFTER THAT HE WENT TO RAMPUR.THERE HE HAD NO SOURCE TO SURVIVE.ANY HE SLEPT IN THE CORNER OF THE MASJID AND ATE WHATEVER HE GOT.SOMRTIMES HE HAD TO SLEEP HUNGARILY.AT THAT POINT OF TIME HE GOT SO FRUSTRATED THAT HE DECIDED TO SUICIDE.HE MET A SAINT WHO ENCOURAGED HIM.HE WANTED TO MEET THE EMPEROR ,BUT WASN'T GETTING THE OPPORTUNITY.ONCE,HE STOOD INFRONT OF THE PATH OF THE NAWAAB OF RAMPUR.THE NAWAAB STOPPED.HE WAS PRESENTED INFRONT OF THE NAWAAB.HE TOLD ALL HIS STORIES TO THE NAWAAB ,AND THE NAWAAB GOT IMPRESSED.HE HELPED HIM IN SOLVING HIS BASIC NEEDS LIKE FOODING AND LODGING AND TOLD MR. WAZIR KHAN TO TEACH HIM MUSIC . MR. WAZIR KHAN TAUGHT HIM RAWAAB,SAROD,SOOR SRINGAAR,DHROOPAD,DHAMAAR ETC.IN THE FOREIGN COUNTRY HE WAS INTRODUCED BY THE NAWAAB,WHERE HE PLAYED BELA IN THE ORCHESHTRA.SLOWLY,HE STARTED BECOMING FAMOUS.HE WENT TO KOLKATA WHERE HE GAVE HIS CONCERT AND HIGHLY APPRECIATED.AFTER SOMETIMES HE GOT A JOB IN THE MAIHAR DYNASTY.DURING HIS JOB HE TRAVELLED TOCOUNTRIES LIKE ITALY,BELGIUM,FRANCE,AMERICAETC.HE TAUGHT HIS DAUGHTER MRS. ANNAPURNA TO PLAY SITAAR,SON ALI AKBAR KHAN TO PLAY SAROD AND PANDIT RAVI SHANKAR(BHARAT RATNA) TO PLAY SITAAR. AFTER SOME HEALTH PROBLEM HE DIED ON 6TH SEPTEMBER 1972.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
THE BAD GLOBAL MANAGEMENT SYSTEM
DEAR READERS,
THE GLOBAL MANAGEMENT SYSTEMS HAVE FAILED TO MANAGE THIS PLANET CAREFULLY.HOW?
1.ON THE ONE PART OF THE WORLD,THE FEMALES HAVE BEEN KEPT HUNGARY SEXUALLY AND ON THE OTHER PART THE MALES HAVE BEEN KEPT HUNGARY,LIKE IN THE SOUTH ASIAN COUNTRIES.WHY IS THIS BRUTALLITY GOING ON.EITHER THE EUROPEAN GIRLS SHOULD COME TO INDIA AND LIVE HERE OR THE INDIANS SHOULD GO TO EUROPE AND LIVE THERE.BUT,I KNOW THAT THE EUROPEAN FEMALES WOULD FIND DIFFICULT TO ADJUST IN INDIA.SO,WE SHOULD IMMIGRATE TO EUROPE.
RECENTLY ,H.E.,PRESIDENT OF RUSSIA ALREADY ANNOUNCED THAT THEY NEED THEIR POPULATION TO BE INCREASED.WHO COULD HELP HIM.IT'S WE INDIANS WHO WASTE OUR TIME RUNNING AFTER THE INDIAN FEMALES,WHO ARE THE BIGGEST HURDLE IN THE PROGRESS OF INDIAN MALES.
IN THE TIME DURATION YOU WASTE FOR A SINGLE GIRL TO HAVE SEX WITH HER IN INDIA AND THE TIME,ENERGY ,MONEY YOU WASTE ON THEM,THE SIMILAR TIME ENERGY,MONEY,IN UKRAINE YOU WOULD GET 1,000 BEAUTY QUEENS ALREADY FUCKED BY YOU.SO,DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME AND ENERGY RUNNING AFTER THE INDIAN FEMALES.
EVEN THE MAID SERVANT OF UKRAINE IS PRETTIEST THAN THE INDIA'S MOST PRETTIEST WOMAN.GOT IT?
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
THE GLOBAL MANAGEMENT SYSTEMS HAVE FAILED TO MANAGE THIS PLANET CAREFULLY.HOW?
1.ON THE ONE PART OF THE WORLD,THE FEMALES HAVE BEEN KEPT HUNGARY SEXUALLY AND ON THE OTHER PART THE MALES HAVE BEEN KEPT HUNGARY,LIKE IN THE SOUTH ASIAN COUNTRIES.WHY IS THIS BRUTALLITY GOING ON.EITHER THE EUROPEAN GIRLS SHOULD COME TO INDIA AND LIVE HERE OR THE INDIANS SHOULD GO TO EUROPE AND LIVE THERE.BUT,I KNOW THAT THE EUROPEAN FEMALES WOULD FIND DIFFICULT TO ADJUST IN INDIA.SO,WE SHOULD IMMIGRATE TO EUROPE.
RECENTLY ,H.E.,PRESIDENT OF RUSSIA ALREADY ANNOUNCED THAT THEY NEED THEIR POPULATION TO BE INCREASED.WHO COULD HELP HIM.IT'S WE INDIANS WHO WASTE OUR TIME RUNNING AFTER THE INDIAN FEMALES,WHO ARE THE BIGGEST HURDLE IN THE PROGRESS OF INDIAN MALES.
IN THE TIME DURATION YOU WASTE FOR A SINGLE GIRL TO HAVE SEX WITH HER IN INDIA AND THE TIME,ENERGY ,MONEY YOU WASTE ON THEM,THE SIMILAR TIME ENERGY,MONEY,IN UKRAINE YOU WOULD GET 1,000 BEAUTY QUEENS ALREADY FUCKED BY YOU.SO,DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME AND ENERGY RUNNING AFTER THE INDIAN FEMALES.
EVEN THE MAID SERVANT OF UKRAINE IS PRETTIEST THAN THE INDIA'S MOST PRETTIEST WOMAN.GOT IT?
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
DOES THE SIZE OF THE PENIS MATTERS?
DEAR READERS,
HELLO.I RECEIVED MANY SPAMS FROM THE UNITED STATES THAT BUY THEIR CAPSULES AND INCREASE YOUR PENIS SIZE.DO YOU AGREE THAT THE SIZE OF THE PENIS HAS ANYTHING TO MATTER IN SATISFYING FEMALES?I DON'T.WHY?
WHEN I WAS THE STUDENT OF 1ST YEAR MBBS OF THE KIEV STATE MEDICAL UNIVERSITY,I VERY WELL DISSECTRD THE FEMALES VAGINA AND MEASURED IT'S DEPTH WITH THE SCALE.IT WAS ONLY 8 INCHES DEEP.IT'S THE CLITORIS ON THE TOP OF THE VAGINA,THAT WHEN RUBBED BY THE PENIS,SATISFIES THEM.EVEN IF THE SIZE OF THE PENIS IS 2 INCHES,IT WOULD SATISFY THE FEMALES.NOW,THE QUESTION ARISES WHAT WOULD HAPPEN TO THE PENIS WHICH IS 16 INCHES LONG AND ENTERS THE VAGINA?THE 8 INCHES WOULD GO INSIDE AND THE REMAINING 8 INCHES WOULD STAY OUTSIDE,BECAUSE THERE IS NO SPACE FOR THE ANOTHER 8 INCHES TO ENTER.
NOW,THE QUESTION ARISES WHAT ACTUALLY THE FEMALES WANT?THEY WANT SEXUAL INTERCOURSE GOING SIMULTANEOUSLY WITH AN EMOTION WORKING TOGETHER.FEW TIPS TO SATISFY THEM-
1.NEVER HURRY DURING THE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE AND EJACULATE WITHOUT CARING FOR THEM.LET THEM FIRST EJACULATE AND THEN A MALE SHOULD EJACULATE.
2.DURING THE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE ALWAYS ASK HER WHETHER SHE IS ENJOYING THE PARTICULAR STYLE OR SHE WOULD LIKE THE ANOTHER STYLE ,FOR EXAMPLE WHILE FUCKING HER DIAGONALLY ASK HER WHETHER SHE IS ENJOYING OR NOT.IF SHE SAYS NO,THEN TRY FUCKING STRAIGHT,IFNOT,THEN FROM THE BACK TO THE FRONT.MOREVER,ALWAYS SUCK HER BREAST'S NIPPLES WITH YOUR MOUTH DURING FUCKING AND USE YOUR OTHER HAND RUB THEIR OTHER BREAST WITH YOUR FINGERS,BECAUSE THIS GIVES THEM A GREAT PLEASURE.
3.ALWAYS CONTINUE KISSING HER MOUTH LIPS TO LIPS,BECAUSE THEY LOVE IT MOST.MEANS,THE PENIS,THE HANDS,THE LIP,THE MOUTH ALL SHOULD WORK IN CO-ORDINATION.THEN AFTER THE SEX ,DON'T NEGLECT HER,BUT HUG HER AND CONTINUE TALKING TO HER EMOTIONALLY.TRY THIS YOUR FEMALE PARTNER WOULD NEVER ABUSE OR DIVORCE YOU.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
SOURCE:KIEV STATE MEDICAL UNIVERSITY,KIEV,UKRAINE
THE PRETTIEST THE GIRL,THE SEXIEST IS SHE AND EASIEST TO MAKE THEM YOUR FRIENDS.THIS IS NOT APPLICABLE FOR THE INDIAN FEMALES,BUT FOR THE EUROPEAN FEMALES,BECAUSE INDIAN FEMALES ARE USELESS AS FAR AS SEX IS CONCERNED.
RINKU ADARSH
HELLO.I RECEIVED MANY SPAMS FROM THE UNITED STATES THAT BUY THEIR CAPSULES AND INCREASE YOUR PENIS SIZE.DO YOU AGREE THAT THE SIZE OF THE PENIS HAS ANYTHING TO MATTER IN SATISFYING FEMALES?I DON'T.WHY?
WHEN I WAS THE STUDENT OF 1ST YEAR MBBS OF THE KIEV STATE MEDICAL UNIVERSITY,I VERY WELL DISSECTRD THE FEMALES VAGINA AND MEASURED IT'S DEPTH WITH THE SCALE.IT WAS ONLY 8 INCHES DEEP.IT'S THE CLITORIS ON THE TOP OF THE VAGINA,THAT WHEN RUBBED BY THE PENIS,SATISFIES THEM.EVEN IF THE SIZE OF THE PENIS IS 2 INCHES,IT WOULD SATISFY THE FEMALES.NOW,THE QUESTION ARISES WHAT WOULD HAPPEN TO THE PENIS WHICH IS 16 INCHES LONG AND ENTERS THE VAGINA?THE 8 INCHES WOULD GO INSIDE AND THE REMAINING 8 INCHES WOULD STAY OUTSIDE,BECAUSE THERE IS NO SPACE FOR THE ANOTHER 8 INCHES TO ENTER.
NOW,THE QUESTION ARISES WHAT ACTUALLY THE FEMALES WANT?THEY WANT SEXUAL INTERCOURSE GOING SIMULTANEOUSLY WITH AN EMOTION WORKING TOGETHER.FEW TIPS TO SATISFY THEM-
1.NEVER HURRY DURING THE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE AND EJACULATE WITHOUT CARING FOR THEM.LET THEM FIRST EJACULATE AND THEN A MALE SHOULD EJACULATE.
2.DURING THE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE ALWAYS ASK HER WHETHER SHE IS ENJOYING THE PARTICULAR STYLE OR SHE WOULD LIKE THE ANOTHER STYLE ,FOR EXAMPLE WHILE FUCKING HER DIAGONALLY ASK HER WHETHER SHE IS ENJOYING OR NOT.IF SHE SAYS NO,THEN TRY FUCKING STRAIGHT,IFNOT,THEN FROM THE BACK TO THE FRONT.MOREVER,ALWAYS SUCK HER BREAST'S NIPPLES WITH YOUR MOUTH DURING FUCKING AND USE YOUR OTHER HAND RUB THEIR OTHER BREAST WITH YOUR FINGERS,BECAUSE THIS GIVES THEM A GREAT PLEASURE.
3.ALWAYS CONTINUE KISSING HER MOUTH LIPS TO LIPS,BECAUSE THEY LOVE IT MOST.MEANS,THE PENIS,THE HANDS,THE LIP,THE MOUTH ALL SHOULD WORK IN CO-ORDINATION.THEN AFTER THE SEX ,DON'T NEGLECT HER,BUT HUG HER AND CONTINUE TALKING TO HER EMOTIONALLY.TRY THIS YOUR FEMALE PARTNER WOULD NEVER ABUSE OR DIVORCE YOU.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
SOURCE:KIEV STATE MEDICAL UNIVERSITY,KIEV,UKRAINE
THE PRETTIEST THE GIRL,THE SEXIEST IS SHE AND EASIEST TO MAKE THEM YOUR FRIENDS.THIS IS NOT APPLICABLE FOR THE INDIAN FEMALES,BUT FOR THE EUROPEAN FEMALES,BECAUSE INDIAN FEMALES ARE USELESS AS FAR AS SEX IS CONCERNED.
RINKU ADARSH
Wednesday, 16 September 2009
MESSAGE FOR THE RUSSIAN AND UKRAINIAN CITIZENS
ZDRASTUTE DRUZYA,
ETA DAABNO BILA ,KOGDA YA ZHIL B KIEVIYE.YA NIMNOCHKE ZABIL RUSSKAYA YAAZIKOB.YA OSHIN IZBESTINIE MUZIKANT B CELE MIR.YA CHAMPIONOV MIR B TABLA E MOI IMIYA UZHE NEPISHAL B GINIZ KANIGI,AANGLEI.
SICHAAS YA STRAYUUS PALAMAACH ,MICHAEL JACKSONOV MIRIE REKORD ZA SAMYA POKUPAAL MUZIKANTA ALBUMA B MIR.YA NAPISHAAL PESHNI Z RUSSKIE LUDIE,''SUNDAY PRIKRACNAYE,MONDAY PRIKRASNAYE,MAALCHIK PRIKRAASNAYE ,DEBWUSKA PRIKRAASNAYA.
YE BE XOCHEL ASTO WE MINYA PAMAGALI E POKUPALIS MOI MUZIKAALNAYA ALBAMOB.YA ZHIL KIEVIYE ZA TRI GODA E EZUCHAAL MEDICINA B UKRAINSKAYA GASUDARSTAWA MEDICINSKAYA UNIVERSITATA.
YA XACHU ASTO BE MENYA PAMAGALI CILNEA.ASPASIBAA BALSHOI.
WAAS DROOG,
RINKU ADARSH
www.rinkuadarsh.com
ETA DAABNO BILA ,KOGDA YA ZHIL B KIEVIYE.YA NIMNOCHKE ZABIL RUSSKAYA YAAZIKOB.YA OSHIN IZBESTINIE MUZIKANT B CELE MIR.YA CHAMPIONOV MIR B TABLA E MOI IMIYA UZHE NEPISHAL B GINIZ KANIGI,AANGLEI.
SICHAAS YA STRAYUUS PALAMAACH ,MICHAEL JACKSONOV MIRIE REKORD ZA SAMYA POKUPAAL MUZIKANTA ALBUMA B MIR.YA NAPISHAAL PESHNI Z RUSSKIE LUDIE,''SUNDAY PRIKRACNAYE,MONDAY PRIKRASNAYE,MAALCHIK PRIKRAASNAYE ,DEBWUSKA PRIKRAASNAYA.
YE BE XOCHEL ASTO WE MINYA PAMAGALI E POKUPALIS MOI MUZIKAALNAYA ALBAMOB.YA ZHIL KIEVIYE ZA TRI GODA E EZUCHAAL MEDICINA B UKRAINSKAYA GASUDARSTAWA MEDICINSKAYA UNIVERSITATA.
YA XACHU ASTO BE MENYA PAMAGALI CILNEA.ASPASIBAA BALSHOI.
WAAS DROOG,
RINKU ADARSH
www.rinkuadarsh.com
THANKS TO INDIA,CHINA,USA AND RUSSIA
DEAR READERS,
THIS MONTH,I AM GETTING GOOD RESPONSES FROM THE INDIAN CITIZENS,CHINESE CITIZENS,US CITIZENS AND RUSSIAN CITIZENS.BUT GETTING A VERY POOR RESPONSES FROM THE SCANDINAVIAN CITIZENS.
DEAR SCANDINAVIAN CITIZENS ,PLEASE SHOW YOUR INTEREST AND GIVE ME A GOOD RESPONSE.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
THIS MONTH,I AM GETTING GOOD RESPONSES FROM THE INDIAN CITIZENS,CHINESE CITIZENS,US CITIZENS AND RUSSIAN CITIZENS.BUT GETTING A VERY POOR RESPONSES FROM THE SCANDINAVIAN CITIZENS.
DEAR SCANDINAVIAN CITIZENS ,PLEASE SHOW YOUR INTEREST AND GIVE ME A GOOD RESPONSE.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
MY FIRST 3 MONTHS OF EXPERIENCE IN KIEV
DEAR READERS,
HELLO.MY FIRST 2MONTHS IN KIEV WAS WASTED BECAUSE OF THE LANGUAGE PROBLEM.MY FRIEND MR.X WHO STUDIED RUSSIAN LANGUAGE WITH ME IN PATNA ,CAME TO KIEV 2 MONTHS AFTER MY ARRIVAL IN KIEV.HE ASKED ME WHETHER I FUCKED ANY GIRLS IN THESE 2 MONTHS.I REPLIED NO,BECAUSE OF THE LANGUAGE PROBLEM.SO,WE DECIDED TO GO TO THE DISCOTHEQUE AND HIRE THE GIRLS.SO,WE ,MR.X,ME AND MY PAKISTAANI FRIEND IRFAAN WENT OUT FOR HIRING THE GIRLS INSIDE THE DISCOTHEQUE.THERE WAS PLRNTY OF COLOURFUL LIGHTS THERE.THEREFORE ,WE COULDN'T PROPERLY SAW THERE FACES.SO,WE GOT 2 GIRLS THERE.THEY TOOK US TO THEIR FLAT,THE 1ST GIRL WAS 6 FEET TALL AND THE 2ND GIRL WAS 5.10 INCHES TALL.THE WEIGHT OF THE 1ST GIRL WAS 125 KGS. AND MY FRIEND MR.X 'S WEIGHT WAS 100 KGS.
I PREFERRED THE 6 FEETED TALL GIRL,BUT UNFORTUNATELY,I GOT THE SHORTER GIRL.MR. IRFAAN WAS EXCLUDED,BECAUSE HE SHOWED NO INTEREST.
WHEN WE SAW THEIR FACES IN THE TUBELIGHT,THEN WE FOUND THEM TO BE A WOMEN OF 50 YEARS OF AGE.ANYWAY WE BOTH STARTED FUCKING THEM IN THE 2 DIFFERENT ROOMS.SUDDENLY,MY FRIEND STARTED SCREAMING,RINKU HELP,RINKU HELP.I IMMEDIATELY RUSHED INSIDE HIS ROOM AND SAW THAT THE BED BROKE DOWN AND MY FRIEND WENT INSIDE THE BROKEN BED AND THE WOMAN ON THE TOP OF HIM WAS BRUTALLY FUCKING HIM,SHE EVEN DIDN'T CARE ABOUT HIM.THANKS GOD SHE DIDN'T BROKE HIS SPINAL CHORD .I PULLED HIM OUT FROM THE DITCH OF THE BROKEN BED AND SCOLDED THAT WOMAN.THEN THEY SLEPT ON THE FLOOR.I WENT TO MY ROOM.THE WHOLE NIGHT THE WOMAN SQUEEZED ME AND THEN OFFERED ME TO BECOME HER FRIEND.SHE WANTED TO COME NEXT TIME WITHOUT CHARGING MONEY.BUT,WE ANYHOW GOT RID OF THEM THE NEXT MORNING.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
HELLO.MY FIRST 2MONTHS IN KIEV WAS WASTED BECAUSE OF THE LANGUAGE PROBLEM.MY FRIEND MR.X WHO STUDIED RUSSIAN LANGUAGE WITH ME IN PATNA ,CAME TO KIEV 2 MONTHS AFTER MY ARRIVAL IN KIEV.HE ASKED ME WHETHER I FUCKED ANY GIRLS IN THESE 2 MONTHS.I REPLIED NO,BECAUSE OF THE LANGUAGE PROBLEM.SO,WE DECIDED TO GO TO THE DISCOTHEQUE AND HIRE THE GIRLS.SO,WE ,MR.X,ME AND MY PAKISTAANI FRIEND IRFAAN WENT OUT FOR HIRING THE GIRLS INSIDE THE DISCOTHEQUE.THERE WAS PLRNTY OF COLOURFUL LIGHTS THERE.THEREFORE ,WE COULDN'T PROPERLY SAW THERE FACES.SO,WE GOT 2 GIRLS THERE.THEY TOOK US TO THEIR FLAT,THE 1ST GIRL WAS 6 FEET TALL AND THE 2ND GIRL WAS 5.10 INCHES TALL.THE WEIGHT OF THE 1ST GIRL WAS 125 KGS. AND MY FRIEND MR.X 'S WEIGHT WAS 100 KGS.
I PREFERRED THE 6 FEETED TALL GIRL,BUT UNFORTUNATELY,I GOT THE SHORTER GIRL.MR. IRFAAN WAS EXCLUDED,BECAUSE HE SHOWED NO INTEREST.
WHEN WE SAW THEIR FACES IN THE TUBELIGHT,THEN WE FOUND THEM TO BE A WOMEN OF 50 YEARS OF AGE.ANYWAY WE BOTH STARTED FUCKING THEM IN THE 2 DIFFERENT ROOMS.SUDDENLY,MY FRIEND STARTED SCREAMING,RINKU HELP,RINKU HELP.I IMMEDIATELY RUSHED INSIDE HIS ROOM AND SAW THAT THE BED BROKE DOWN AND MY FRIEND WENT INSIDE THE BROKEN BED AND THE WOMAN ON THE TOP OF HIM WAS BRUTALLY FUCKING HIM,SHE EVEN DIDN'T CARE ABOUT HIM.THANKS GOD SHE DIDN'T BROKE HIS SPINAL CHORD .I PULLED HIM OUT FROM THE DITCH OF THE BROKEN BED AND SCOLDED THAT WOMAN.THEN THEY SLEPT ON THE FLOOR.I WENT TO MY ROOM.THE WHOLE NIGHT THE WOMAN SQUEEZED ME AND THEN OFFERED ME TO BECOME HER FRIEND.SHE WANTED TO COME NEXT TIME WITHOUT CHARGING MONEY.BUT,WE ANYHOW GOT RID OF THEM THE NEXT MORNING.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
Tuesday, 15 September 2009
MY CONTRIBUTION TO THE EUROPEAN FIRLS-1,000 LITRES OF SWEAT
DEAR READERS,
I HAVE CONTRIBUTED A LOT FOR THE SATISFACTION OF THE EUROPEAN GIRLS,LOVED THEM INTENSIVELY,HELPED THEM ALL THE TIME WHEN THEY FACED PROBLEMS AND FINALLY SATISFIED MORE THAN A THOUSAND OF THEM BY WORKING HARD FOR THEIR SEXUAL SATISFACTION.I LOST ABOUT 1,000 LITRES OF SWEAT FROM MY BODY DURING MY 3 YEARS STAY IN KIEV,BECAUSE EACH AND EVERY GIRL SQUEEZED ME.I PROMISE ANOTHER 10,000 LITRES OF MY SWEAT FOR THEM ONLY,RESERVED.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
I HAVE CONTRIBUTED A LOT FOR THE SATISFACTION OF THE EUROPEAN GIRLS,LOVED THEM INTENSIVELY,HELPED THEM ALL THE TIME WHEN THEY FACED PROBLEMS AND FINALLY SATISFIED MORE THAN A THOUSAND OF THEM BY WORKING HARD FOR THEIR SEXUAL SATISFACTION.I LOST ABOUT 1,000 LITRES OF SWEAT FROM MY BODY DURING MY 3 YEARS STAY IN KIEV,BECAUSE EACH AND EVERY GIRL SQUEEZED ME.I PROMISE ANOTHER 10,000 LITRES OF MY SWEAT FOR THEM ONLY,RESERVED.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
MY FRIEND MR.X WAS SQUEEZED
DEAR READERS,
MY FRIEND MR. X,WHO WAS ALSO STUDYING MEDICINE IN KIEV,HAD A GIRL FRIEND.HE EVERY DAY WENT TO HER HOUSE TO HAVE A SEX WITH HER,INFRONT OF HER MOTHER WHO WAS ALSO PRETTY ,BUT HER HUSBAND DIVORCED HER.SO,SHE WAS JEALOUS OF HER DAUGHTER AND ONCE MY FRIEND WENT TO HER HOUSE,HIS GIRL FRIEND WAS NOT THERE.HER MOTHER TOLD THAT PLEASE RELAX ON THE BED,HER DAUGHTER WOULD SOON RETURN.HE SLEPT.
THEN HER MOTHER MADE HIM NAKED AND STARTED SUCKING HIS PENIS LIKE A HUNGARY LIONESS.AND RIGHT FROM HIS TO TO HIS LIPS SHE LIPPED HIM ,OPENED HER CLOTHES AND STARTED FUCKING MY FRIEND.SHE FUCKED HIM BRUTALLY.WHEN THE EJACULATION TIME CAME ,SHE TOOK HHIS PENIS INSIDE HER MOUTH AND DRAKED HIS ENTIRE SPERM.GOT IT!THE BOUNDARIES OF THE COUNTRIES CAN'T STOP THE FLOW OF ENERGY ACROOS THE WORLD(PRINCIPLE OF CONSERVATION OF ENERGY).ON ONE PART OF THE SUB -COUNTRY THER IS A DEMAND FOR THE FEMALES,INDIAN FEMALES WHO ARE USELESS,BECAUSE THEIR VAGINAS ARE INTRUDED INSIDE,WHILE ON THE OTHER PART OF THE WORLD THE REAL BEAUTY QUEENS IN EUROPE ARE IN ACUTE SCARCITY OF MALES,WITH THEIR VAGINAS PROTRUDED OUTSIDE GIVING US AN INVITATION TO SATISFY THEM.SO,LETS HELP THEM.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
MY FRIEND MR. X,WHO WAS ALSO STUDYING MEDICINE IN KIEV,HAD A GIRL FRIEND.HE EVERY DAY WENT TO HER HOUSE TO HAVE A SEX WITH HER,INFRONT OF HER MOTHER WHO WAS ALSO PRETTY ,BUT HER HUSBAND DIVORCED HER.SO,SHE WAS JEALOUS OF HER DAUGHTER AND ONCE MY FRIEND WENT TO HER HOUSE,HIS GIRL FRIEND WAS NOT THERE.HER MOTHER TOLD THAT PLEASE RELAX ON THE BED,HER DAUGHTER WOULD SOON RETURN.HE SLEPT.
THEN HER MOTHER MADE HIM NAKED AND STARTED SUCKING HIS PENIS LIKE A HUNGARY LIONESS.AND RIGHT FROM HIS TO TO HIS LIPS SHE LIPPED HIM ,OPENED HER CLOTHES AND STARTED FUCKING MY FRIEND.SHE FUCKED HIM BRUTALLY.WHEN THE EJACULATION TIME CAME ,SHE TOOK HHIS PENIS INSIDE HER MOUTH AND DRAKED HIS ENTIRE SPERM.GOT IT!THE BOUNDARIES OF THE COUNTRIES CAN'T STOP THE FLOW OF ENERGY ACROOS THE WORLD(PRINCIPLE OF CONSERVATION OF ENERGY).ON ONE PART OF THE SUB -COUNTRY THER IS A DEMAND FOR THE FEMALES,INDIAN FEMALES WHO ARE USELESS,BECAUSE THEIR VAGINAS ARE INTRUDED INSIDE,WHILE ON THE OTHER PART OF THE WORLD THE REAL BEAUTY QUEENS IN EUROPE ARE IN ACUTE SCARCITY OF MALES,WITH THEIR VAGINAS PROTRUDED OUTSIDE GIVING US AN INVITATION TO SATISFY THEM.SO,LETS HELP THEM.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CHARLIE-GAVE ME 200 POUNDS
DEAR READERS,
AN ENGLISH GIRL GAVE ME 200 POUNDS ,BECAUSE I SEXUALLY SATISFIED HER.I SAID THAT PLEASE DON'T HURT ME BY GIVING THE MONEY ON CONTRARY I AM VERY OBLIGED TO HAD SEX WITH YOU.I TOLD HER PLEASE TAKE $400 FROM ME BUT VISIT ME REGULARILY,BECAUSE SHE WAS VERY DESCENT IN SEX AND NOT A LIONESS LIKE VICTORIA.SHE FREQUENTLY HAD A SEX WITH ME BUT ONLY THRICE.UNDERSTOOD?
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
AN ENGLISH GIRL GAVE ME 200 POUNDS ,BECAUSE I SEXUALLY SATISFIED HER.I SAID THAT PLEASE DON'T HURT ME BY GIVING THE MONEY ON CONTRARY I AM VERY OBLIGED TO HAD SEX WITH YOU.I TOLD HER PLEASE TAKE $400 FROM ME BUT VISIT ME REGULARILY,BECAUSE SHE WAS VERY DESCENT IN SEX AND NOT A LIONESS LIKE VICTORIA.SHE FREQUENTLY HAD A SEX WITH ME BUT ONLY THRICE.UNDERSTOOD?
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
INDIAN MALES ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE TERRORISM.HOW?
DEAR READERS,
INDIAN MALES ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE TERRORISM,BECAUSE THE EUROPEAN COUNTRIES HAVE EXTREMELY SEXUALLY THIRSTY FEMALES.THE EUROPEAN BOYS DON'T FUCK THEM PROPERLY THAT'S WHY THEY ARE EXTREMELY ANGRY AND THIS ANGER OR FRUSTRATION IS BEING CONVERTED INTO THE TERRORISM.THEY SEND TERRORISTS TO INDIA AS THE EUROPEAN COUNTRIES ARE FEMALE DOMINATED COUNTRY,THEY TORTURES US THROUGH THE TERRORISTS ATTACK ,BECAUSE WE MASTURBATE IN INDIA,WHILE DON'T CARE FOR THEM.IT'S THE RESPONSIBILITY OF EACH AND EVERY INDIAN MALES TO SATISFY ATLEAST 100 EUROPEAN GIRLS,THEN AUTOMATICALLY ,INDIA WOULD BECOME A TERROR FREE COUNTRY.UNDERSTOOD?
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
INDIAN MALES ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE TERRORISM,BECAUSE THE EUROPEAN COUNTRIES HAVE EXTREMELY SEXUALLY THIRSTY FEMALES.THE EUROPEAN BOYS DON'T FUCK THEM PROPERLY THAT'S WHY THEY ARE EXTREMELY ANGRY AND THIS ANGER OR FRUSTRATION IS BEING CONVERTED INTO THE TERRORISM.THEY SEND TERRORISTS TO INDIA AS THE EUROPEAN COUNTRIES ARE FEMALE DOMINATED COUNTRY,THEY TORTURES US THROUGH THE TERRORISTS ATTACK ,BECAUSE WE MASTURBATE IN INDIA,WHILE DON'T CARE FOR THEM.IT'S THE RESPONSIBILITY OF EACH AND EVERY INDIAN MALES TO SATISFY ATLEAST 100 EUROPEAN GIRLS,THEN AUTOMATICALLY ,INDIA WOULD BECOME A TERROR FREE COUNTRY.UNDERSTOOD?
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
VICTORIA-THE THIRSTIEST GIRL
DEAR READERS,
HELLO.THIS IS A PART OF THE SEX EDUCATION.
WHEN I WAS THE 1ST YEAR STUDENT OF M.B.B.S IN THE KIEV STATE MEDICAL UNIVERSITY,WE HAD TO STUDU ANATOMY AND PHYSIOLOGY OF THE HUMAN BODY,IN RUSSIAN LANGUAGE.SO, AFTER FINISHING MY ANATOMY PRACTICAL CLASS,I WAS COMING OUT FROM MY CLASS ROOM.WHEN I WAS JUST TO CROSS THE CORRIDOR OF MY COLLEGE ,A GIRL WHO WAS 6 FEETED TALL DASHED ME WITH HER HEAVY(10KGS.) POINTED BREAST,AND THEN TOLD ME SORRY.SHE SEDUCED ME BY DASHING,SO I IMMEDITELY UNDERSTOOD HER INTENTION.I DECIDED TO TALK TO HER .I TOLD HER THAT SHE WAS VERY SEXY.SHE TOLD ME THANKS.THEN I ASKED HER NAME,SHE REPLIED VICTORIA.SHE WAS THE STUDENT OF 3RD YEAR MEDICINE.WE SPOKE FOR 5 MINUTES AND THEN I TOOK HER TO THE BAR,WHERE WE DRANKED 2-2 LARGE PEGS OF STOLICHNAYA VODKA AND A ROASTED CHICKEN.THEN ,I SAID HER THAT I WAS FACING PROBLEMS IN ANATOMY.SHE REPLIED THAT SHE WOULD HELP ME,AND PROMISED TO MEET NEXT DAYAFTER THE BREAK.
NEXT SHE WAS WAITING FOR ME AND I TOOK HER TO MY FLAT AND SERVED HER WITH 2 LARGE GLASSES OF RUSSIAN CHAMPAGNE.THEN SHE STARTED STARING ME WITH HER PINK EYES.SHE STARTED TEACHING ME AND SIMULTANEOUSLY STARTED RUBBING HER TALL LEGS ON MY LEGS.I TOLD HER PLEASE WAIT,I WOULD GIVE YOU A RED TRANSPARENT NIGHTY TO WEAR. SHE CHANGED HER DRESS.SHE WAS EXTREMELY PRETTY.
I STARTED KISSING HER FORCEFULLY AND SHE KISSED ME EVEN MORE FORCEFULLY.THEN SHE SEDUCED ME AND STARTED FUCKING ME LIKE A HUNGARY LION.SHE FUCKED ME AND THEN I FUCKED HER.WE BOTH SWEATED TOGETHER ABOUT A 2 LITRES OF SWEATS.I FUCKED HER FOR 7 TIMES AND THEN SLEPT,SINCE IT WAS 2AM NIGHT.SHE WAS SLEEPING WITH ME.AT 2AM SHE TOLD ME TO FUCK AGAIN,I REPLIED THAT I WAS TIRED AND NEEDED TO SLEEP.SHE REQUESTED ME FOR 1 HOUR,THAT PLEASE FUCK HER.I SAID NO.THEN SHE THREATED ME THAT SHE WOULD LEAVE ME AND GO TO HER OTHER BOY FRIEND.I SAID OK,SHE MIGHT LEAVE.SHE LEFT ME AND WENT TO HER OTHER BOY FRIEND TO GET FUCKED.
THE NEXT DAY SHE CAME TO MY FLAT AND RANGGED THE BAIL ,I SAW HER FROM THE GLASS HOLE OF MY DOOR AND DIDN'T OPENED THE DOOR.SHE RETURNED BACK.SHE TRIED TO COME TO MY FLAT FOR 5 REGULAR DAYS BUT I DIDN'T OPENED THE DOOR.THEN SHE LEFT COMING.
NOW THINK HOW THIRSTIER ARE THE EUROPEAN FEMALES.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
HELLO.THIS IS A PART OF THE SEX EDUCATION.
WHEN I WAS THE 1ST YEAR STUDENT OF M.B.B.S IN THE KIEV STATE MEDICAL UNIVERSITY,WE HAD TO STUDU ANATOMY AND PHYSIOLOGY OF THE HUMAN BODY,IN RUSSIAN LANGUAGE.SO, AFTER FINISHING MY ANATOMY PRACTICAL CLASS,I WAS COMING OUT FROM MY CLASS ROOM.WHEN I WAS JUST TO CROSS THE CORRIDOR OF MY COLLEGE ,A GIRL WHO WAS 6 FEETED TALL DASHED ME WITH HER HEAVY(10KGS.) POINTED BREAST,AND THEN TOLD ME SORRY.SHE SEDUCED ME BY DASHING,SO I IMMEDITELY UNDERSTOOD HER INTENTION.I DECIDED TO TALK TO HER .I TOLD HER THAT SHE WAS VERY SEXY.SHE TOLD ME THANKS.THEN I ASKED HER NAME,SHE REPLIED VICTORIA.SHE WAS THE STUDENT OF 3RD YEAR MEDICINE.WE SPOKE FOR 5 MINUTES AND THEN I TOOK HER TO THE BAR,WHERE WE DRANKED 2-2 LARGE PEGS OF STOLICHNAYA VODKA AND A ROASTED CHICKEN.THEN ,I SAID HER THAT I WAS FACING PROBLEMS IN ANATOMY.SHE REPLIED THAT SHE WOULD HELP ME,AND PROMISED TO MEET NEXT DAYAFTER THE BREAK.
NEXT SHE WAS WAITING FOR ME AND I TOOK HER TO MY FLAT AND SERVED HER WITH 2 LARGE GLASSES OF RUSSIAN CHAMPAGNE.THEN SHE STARTED STARING ME WITH HER PINK EYES.SHE STARTED TEACHING ME AND SIMULTANEOUSLY STARTED RUBBING HER TALL LEGS ON MY LEGS.I TOLD HER PLEASE WAIT,I WOULD GIVE YOU A RED TRANSPARENT NIGHTY TO WEAR. SHE CHANGED HER DRESS.SHE WAS EXTREMELY PRETTY.
I STARTED KISSING HER FORCEFULLY AND SHE KISSED ME EVEN MORE FORCEFULLY.THEN SHE SEDUCED ME AND STARTED FUCKING ME LIKE A HUNGARY LION.SHE FUCKED ME AND THEN I FUCKED HER.WE BOTH SWEATED TOGETHER ABOUT A 2 LITRES OF SWEATS.I FUCKED HER FOR 7 TIMES AND THEN SLEPT,SINCE IT WAS 2AM NIGHT.SHE WAS SLEEPING WITH ME.AT 2AM SHE TOLD ME TO FUCK AGAIN,I REPLIED THAT I WAS TIRED AND NEEDED TO SLEEP.SHE REQUESTED ME FOR 1 HOUR,THAT PLEASE FUCK HER.I SAID NO.THEN SHE THREATED ME THAT SHE WOULD LEAVE ME AND GO TO HER OTHER BOY FRIEND.I SAID OK,SHE MIGHT LEAVE.SHE LEFT ME AND WENT TO HER OTHER BOY FRIEND TO GET FUCKED.
THE NEXT DAY SHE CAME TO MY FLAT AND RANGGED THE BAIL ,I SAW HER FROM THE GLASS HOLE OF MY DOOR AND DIDN'T OPENED THE DOOR.SHE RETURNED BACK.SHE TRIED TO COME TO MY FLAT FOR 5 REGULAR DAYS BUT I DIDN'T OPENED THE DOOR.THEN SHE LEFT COMING.
NOW THINK HOW THIRSTIER ARE THE EUROPEAN FEMALES.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
Monday, 14 September 2009
I DON'T AGREE THAT MALES ARE A BIGGER LIER THAN FEMALES
DEAR READERS,
I DON'T AGREE THAT MALES ARE A BIGGER LIER THAN FEMALES.WHY?THEY HIDE IT FROM THEIR BOYFRIENDS,IF FUCKED BY SOME OTHER MALE.
I HAVE FUCKED MORE THAN THOUSANDS OF GIRLS OF ALL COUNTRIES LIKE RUSSIA,UKRAINE,AMERICA,CANADA,FRANCE,INDIA,ARABIANS,ETC. AND HAVE HELPED THEM TO REMOVE THEIR SEXUAL HUNGER.I COULD CLAIM IN THE GUINNESS BOOK FOR THE BIGGEST FUCKER OF THE WORLD.I HAVE CONTRIBUTED SO MUCH FOR THE GLOBAL FEMALES THAT I FEEL THAT I SHOULD BE AWARDED FOR THIS.IS THIS A LIE? CAN A FEMALE SAY THIS OPENLY.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
I DON'T AGREE THAT MALES ARE A BIGGER LIER THAN FEMALES.WHY?THEY HIDE IT FROM THEIR BOYFRIENDS,IF FUCKED BY SOME OTHER MALE.
I HAVE FUCKED MORE THAN THOUSANDS OF GIRLS OF ALL COUNTRIES LIKE RUSSIA,UKRAINE,AMERICA,CANADA,FRANCE,INDIA,ARABIANS,ETC. AND HAVE HELPED THEM TO REMOVE THEIR SEXUAL HUNGER.I COULD CLAIM IN THE GUINNESS BOOK FOR THE BIGGEST FUCKER OF THE WORLD.I HAVE CONTRIBUTED SO MUCH FOR THE GLOBAL FEMALES THAT I FEEL THAT I SHOULD BE AWARDED FOR THIS.IS THIS A LIE? CAN A FEMALE SAY THIS OPENLY.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
BLESSINGS-FROM THE HIS HIGHNESS,POPE BENEDICT16TH
DEAR SIR,
HELLO.AT PRESENT I AM GOING TO MAKE A WORLD RECORD FOR THE LARGEST SOLD MUSIC ALBUM OF THE WORLD.THE NAME OF THE ALBUMS ARE1.EMOTIONS AND2. WINES.PLEASE BLESS ME FOR MY SUCCESS.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
HELLO.AT PRESENT I AM GOING TO MAKE A WORLD RECORD FOR THE LARGEST SOLD MUSIC ALBUM OF THE WORLD.THE NAME OF THE ALBUMS ARE1.EMOTIONS AND2. WINES.PLEASE BLESS ME FOR MY SUCCESS.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
INVOGUE-TAJ HOTELS AND RESORTS-WATER RELIEF
DAER SIR,
HELLO. I WOULD CONGRATULATE YOU FOR THE SELECTION OF AN EUROPEAN GIRL FOR THE PHOTOGRAPH.SE IS AN EXTREMELY PRETTY GIRL.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
SOURCE: BUSINESS WORLD MAGAZINE
HELLO. I WOULD CONGRATULATE YOU FOR THE SELECTION OF AN EUROPEAN GIRL FOR THE PHOTOGRAPH.SE IS AN EXTREMELY PRETTY GIRL.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
SOURCE: BUSINESS WORLD MAGAZINE
CONGTATULATIONS TO www.airfrance.in
DEAR SIR,
HELLO. I SAW YOUR AD AND BECAME HAPPY,BECAUSE THE GIRL CHOSEN FOR THE AD WAS EXTREMELY PRETTY.BEST OF LUCK.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
SOURCE:INDIA TODAY
HELLO. I SAW YOUR AD AND BECAME HAPPY,BECAUSE THE GIRL CHOSEN FOR THE AD WAS EXTREMELY PRETTY.BEST OF LUCK.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
SOURCE:INDIA TODAY
SUGGESTION TO priority.standardchartered.co
DEAR SIR,
HELLO.PLEASE SELECT A PRETTIER EUROPEAN GIRL FOR YOUR AD,RUSSIAN OR UKRAINIAN.THIS WOULD SURELY INCREASE YOUR TURNOVER.
SOURCE:INDIA TODAY
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
HELLO.PLEASE SELECT A PRETTIER EUROPEAN GIRL FOR YOUR AD,RUSSIAN OR UKRAINIAN.THIS WOULD SURELY INCREASE YOUR TURNOVER.
SOURCE:INDIA TODAY
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CHIVAS AD-A SUGGESTION
DEAR SIR,
I SAW YOUR AD IN THEINDIA TODAY MAGAZINE.I WOULD SUGGEST YOU TO CHOOSE A TALLER GIRL AND AND THE GIRL HELPING THE BOY FOR WEARING THE JACKET. THIS WOULD HELP TO INCREASE YOUR TURNOVER BY 20%.PLEASE TRY IT.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
I SAW YOUR AD IN THEINDIA TODAY MAGAZINE.I WOULD SUGGEST YOU TO CHOOSE A TALLER GIRL AND AND THE GIRL HELPING THE BOY FOR WEARING THE JACKET. THIS WOULD HELP TO INCREASE YOUR TURNOVER BY 20%.PLEASE TRY IT.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CONGRATULATIONS TO www.sleepwellproducts.com
DEAR SIR,
HELLO.I SAW YOUR AD IN THE INDIA TODAY MAGAZINE.THE GIRL YOU SELECTED FOR YOUR AD HAD AN EXTREMELY GOOD PHYSIQUE.NICE SELECTION.HOPE THIS AD WOULD HELP YOU TO INCREASE YOUR TURNOVER.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
SOURCE:INDIA TODAY
HELLO.I SAW YOUR AD IN THE INDIA TODAY MAGAZINE.THE GIRL YOU SELECTED FOR YOUR AD HAD AN EXTREMELY GOOD PHYSIQUE.NICE SELECTION.HOPE THIS AD WOULD HELP YOU TO INCREASE YOUR TURNOVER.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
SOURCE:INDIA TODAY
CONGTATULATIONS TO SWISS.COM
DEAR SIR,
THE GIRL YOU CHOSE FOR THE AD WAS EXREMELY PRETTY.BEST OF LUCK.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
THE GIRL YOU CHOSE FOR THE AD WAS EXREMELY PRETTY.BEST OF LUCK.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
FUCKING-THE BEST PHYSICAL EXERCISE
DEAR READERS,
FUCKING INCREASES THE HEALTH OF THE COUPLES,IT REFRESHES OUR MIND AND BODIES,IT HELPS US TO REMOVE THE STRESS,GIVES PLEASURE,REMOVES MANY DISEASES.BUT, DONT USE CONDOMS DURING FUCKING AS IT REDUCES THE SSP'S BY 90%.SO,START FUCKING EACH OTHER AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE.IT'S BETTER THAN JOGGING,BADMINTON,TENNIS,CRICKET,WRESTLING ETC. ETC. PHYSICAL EXERCISES.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
FUCKING INCREASES THE HEALTH OF THE COUPLES,IT REFRESHES OUR MIND AND BODIES,IT HELPS US TO REMOVE THE STRESS,GIVES PLEASURE,REMOVES MANY DISEASES.BUT, DONT USE CONDOMS DURING FUCKING AS IT REDUCES THE SSP'S BY 90%.SO,START FUCKING EACH OTHER AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE.IT'S BETTER THAN JOGGING,BADMINTON,TENNIS,CRICKET,WRESTLING ETC. ETC. PHYSICAL EXERCISES.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
MASTURBATION AND IT'S CONSEQUENCES
DEAR READERS,
HELLO.ACCORDING TO MY RESEARCH CONDUCTED ON SEVERAL MALES AND FEMALES,THE MALE SPERMS ARE EXTREMELY POWERFUL,POWERFUL THAN ANY OF THE WPORLD'S BIGGEST NUCLEAR WEAPON.IT DECREASES THE HEIGHT OF THE MALES TEMPORARILY BY 2 INCHES AND WEIGHT BY 3 KGS. FOR 4DAYS.SIMILARILY ,FEMALES SHOULD NOT WASTE THEIR OVUMS,BECAUSE IT HAMPERS THEIR HEALTH.SO, FEMALES PLEASE DON'T MASTURBATE.
WE HAVE TO SAVE THE SPERMS FOR THE WESTERN COUNTRIES FEMALES,SO THAT THEIR POPULATION INCREASES.WE HAVE GIFT OUR SPERMS TO THE BEAUTY QUEENS OF UKRAINE AND RUSSIA.
CARDIAC DISEASES,MENTLE STRESS,FATIGUE,PSYCHOLOGICAL DISORDERS,DIVORCES,ARTHRITISETC. ARE THE RESULTS OF MASTURBATIONS.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
HELLO.ACCORDING TO MY RESEARCH CONDUCTED ON SEVERAL MALES AND FEMALES,THE MALE SPERMS ARE EXTREMELY POWERFUL,POWERFUL THAN ANY OF THE WPORLD'S BIGGEST NUCLEAR WEAPON.IT DECREASES THE HEIGHT OF THE MALES TEMPORARILY BY 2 INCHES AND WEIGHT BY 3 KGS. FOR 4DAYS.SIMILARILY ,FEMALES SHOULD NOT WASTE THEIR OVUMS,BECAUSE IT HAMPERS THEIR HEALTH.SO, FEMALES PLEASE DON'T MASTURBATE.
WE HAVE TO SAVE THE SPERMS FOR THE WESTERN COUNTRIES FEMALES,SO THAT THEIR POPULATION INCREASES.WE HAVE GIFT OUR SPERMS TO THE BEAUTY QUEENS OF UKRAINE AND RUSSIA.
CARDIAC DISEASES,MENTLE STRESS,FATIGUE,PSYCHOLOGICAL DISORDERS,DIVORCES,ARTHRITISETC. ARE THE RESULTS OF MASTURBATIONS.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
Sunday, 13 September 2009
PATNA UNIVERSITY-THE PRIDE OF THE WORLD
DEAR READERS,
PATNA UNIVERSITY IS THE THE BEST UNIVERSITY OF THE WORLD.MOST OF IT'S STUDENTS ARE THE SENIOR SCIENTISTS OF NASA,USA,THE BEST DOCTORS OF US AND UK ARE FROM PATNA MEDICAL COLLEGE.MOST OF THE SENIOR I.A.S. OFFICERS OF INDIA.THE MAJOR COLLEGES ARE-
1.PATNA SCIENCE COLLEGE-BEST FOR SCIENCE STUDIES-CUT OFF MARKS 95%.
2.PATNA COLLEGE-BEST FOR ARTS SUBJECT STUDIES-CUT OFF MARKS-90%
3.PATNA WOMEN'S COLLEGE-BEST COLLEGE FOR THE GIRLS FOR SCIENCE AS WELL AS THE ARTS SUBJECT-CUT OFF MARKS 85%
4.PATNA MEDICAL COLLEGE-EXTREMELY DIFFICULT TO GET ADMITTED AS THE ENTRANCE COMPETITIVE EXAMINATION IS EXTREMELY COMPETITIVE
5.B.N. COLLEGE-BEST FOR ARTS STUDIES-CUT OFF MARKS-80%.THERE ARE FEW SEATS RESERVED FOR THE FOREIGN STUDENTS ON THE DONATION BASIS.FOREIGN STUDENTS COULD CONTACT ME FOR THEIR ADMISSIONS.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
PATNA UNIVERSITY IS THE THE BEST UNIVERSITY OF THE WORLD.MOST OF IT'S STUDENTS ARE THE SENIOR SCIENTISTS OF NASA,USA,THE BEST DOCTORS OF US AND UK ARE FROM PATNA MEDICAL COLLEGE.MOST OF THE SENIOR I.A.S. OFFICERS OF INDIA.THE MAJOR COLLEGES ARE-
1.PATNA SCIENCE COLLEGE-BEST FOR SCIENCE STUDIES-CUT OFF MARKS 95%.
2.PATNA COLLEGE-BEST FOR ARTS SUBJECT STUDIES-CUT OFF MARKS-90%
3.PATNA WOMEN'S COLLEGE-BEST COLLEGE FOR THE GIRLS FOR SCIENCE AS WELL AS THE ARTS SUBJECT-CUT OFF MARKS 85%
4.PATNA MEDICAL COLLEGE-EXTREMELY DIFFICULT TO GET ADMITTED AS THE ENTRANCE COMPETITIVE EXAMINATION IS EXTREMELY COMPETITIVE
5.B.N. COLLEGE-BEST FOR ARTS STUDIES-CUT OFF MARKS-80%.THERE ARE FEW SEATS RESERVED FOR THE FOREIGN STUDENTS ON THE DONATION BASIS.FOREIGN STUDENTS COULD CONTACT ME FOR THEIR ADMISSIONS.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
GOOGLE.COM,REPORTING ABUSE
DEAR SIR,
I WAS EXTREMELY HURT,WHEN I SAW THE NAME OF MUMBAI IN THE LIST OF THE 10 MOST DANGEROUS CITIES OF INDIA.THIS NOT ONLY HAMPERS THE IMAGE OF MUMBAI,BUT ALSO IT'S ,ECONOMY.NO,TOURIST WOULD DARE TO COME TO MUMBAI.THIS WOULD AFFECT THE TRAVEL AND TOURISM INDUSTRY.INSTEAD OF MUMBAI,PLEASE PASTE THE NAME OF NEWYORK AS THE MOST DANGEROUS CITY OF THE WORLD,SINCE MOST OF MY FRIENDS WERE ROBBED IN NEWYORK,THEN THE TWIN TOWER ATTACK BY THE TERRORISTS ETC.DON'T SPOIL OUR COUNTRY'S IMAGE INTERNATIONALLY.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
I WAS EXTREMELY HURT,WHEN I SAW THE NAME OF MUMBAI IN THE LIST OF THE 10 MOST DANGEROUS CITIES OF INDIA.THIS NOT ONLY HAMPERS THE IMAGE OF MUMBAI,BUT ALSO IT'S ,ECONOMY.NO,TOURIST WOULD DARE TO COME TO MUMBAI.THIS WOULD AFFECT THE TRAVEL AND TOURISM INDUSTRY.INSTEAD OF MUMBAI,PLEASE PASTE THE NAME OF NEWYORK AS THE MOST DANGEROUS CITY OF THE WORLD,SINCE MOST OF MY FRIENDS WERE ROBBED IN NEWYORK,THEN THE TWIN TOWER ATTACK BY THE TERRORISTS ETC.DON'T SPOIL OUR COUNTRY'S IMAGE INTERNATIONALLY.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
PATNA IS SOONER GOING TO BE THE LARGEST CENTRE FOR FOREIGN INVESTORS
DEAR READERS,
PATNA IS SOONER GOING TO BE THE INDIA'S LARGEST CENTRE FOR THE DIRECT FOREIGN INVESTMENTS.THE PATNA IS SOONER GOING TO MAKE THE LARGEST INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT OF INDIA,WITH THE WORLDWIDE CONNECTIVITY AND THE TICKETS CHEAPER THAN ANY OTHER AIRPORTS OF INDIA.WE ARE GOING TO HAVE THE BEST DISCOTHEQUES OF THE INTERNATIONAL STANDARD,BEST NIGHT CLUBS,BEST CASINOS WITH THE COLLABORATION OF LAS VEGAS CASINOS,BEST 5 STAR DELUXE HOTELS ETC.I INVITE ALL THE NAMES OF THE COMPANIES TO START THEIR DISCOTHAQUES,NIGHTCLUBS,CASINOS,5 AND 7 STAR DELUXE HOTELS TO START THEIR BRANCHES IN PATNA.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
PATNA IS SOONER GOING TO BE THE INDIA'S LARGEST CENTRE FOR THE DIRECT FOREIGN INVESTMENTS.THE PATNA IS SOONER GOING TO MAKE THE LARGEST INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT OF INDIA,WITH THE WORLDWIDE CONNECTIVITY AND THE TICKETS CHEAPER THAN ANY OTHER AIRPORTS OF INDIA.WE ARE GOING TO HAVE THE BEST DISCOTHEQUES OF THE INTERNATIONAL STANDARD,BEST NIGHT CLUBS,BEST CASINOS WITH THE COLLABORATION OF LAS VEGAS CASINOS,BEST 5 STAR DELUXE HOTELS ETC.I INVITE ALL THE NAMES OF THE COMPANIES TO START THEIR DISCOTHAQUES,NIGHTCLUBS,CASINOS,5 AND 7 STAR DELUXE HOTELS TO START THEIR BRANCHES IN PATNA.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CHINA,NOT A THREAT FOR INDIA
DEAR READERS,
IT'S A FALSE RUMOUR,CHINA IS OUR BEST FRIEND.I HAD MANY CHINESE FRIENDS IN KIEV,AND ALL LOVED ME.'LONG LIVE INDO -CHINESE FRIENDSHIP'.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
IT'S A FALSE RUMOUR,CHINA IS OUR BEST FRIEND.I HAD MANY CHINESE FRIENDS IN KIEV,AND ALL LOVED ME.'LONG LIVE INDO -CHINESE FRIENDSHIP'.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
A CHALLENGE TO THE US GOVERNMENT
DEAR AMERICAN CITIZENS,
HELLO.I WOULD LIKE TO CLARIFY YOU THAT INDIA IS THE BEST PLACE FOR THE TOURISM ON THIS COMING FESTIVE SEASON.DON'T HAVE ANY CONFUSION REGARDING IT'S SECURITY.
THE MAJOR ATTRACTION WOULD BE THE SUPERNATURAL INDIAN CLASSICAL MUSIC CONCERTS AT ALLAUDDIN KHAN MUSIC AUDITORIUM.ALL THE BEST CLASSICAL ARTISTS OF INDIA WOULD PERFORM.THE SEATING CAPACITY IS 500.THE CHARGES OF THE TICKETS ARE $50 ONLY PER PERSON.
THE CONCERT WOULD BEGIN AT 7PMAND LAST TILL 10 PM.
FOR BOOKING YOUR SEATS PLEASE SEND THE DD OF $50 IN FAVOUR OF RINKU ADARSH,PAYABLE AT PATNA,ON THE FOLLOWING ADDRESS-
ALLAUDDIN KHAN MUSIC PVT. LTD.,FLAT NO.401,ROAD NO.1,RAJENDRA NAGAR,PATNA -16,BIHAR,INDIA.10% DISCOUNT FOR THE BULK TICKET PURCHASERS.
110% SECURITY GUARANTEE FOR ALL OF YOU.10% DISCOUNT FOR THE SCANDINAVIAN CITIZENS.THE CONCERT WOULD LAST TILL LAST NOVEMBER.
MY CHALLENGE TO US GOVERNMENT IS THAT IF INDIA IS A DANGEROUS COUNTRY FOR THE FOREIGN TOURISTS,THEN FIRST TRY TO ATTACK ME.WHERE?EVERYDAY I WALK IN THE GANDHI MAIDAAN ,PATNA IN THE MORNING 7AM-9AM WITHOUT A BULLET PROOF JACKETS AND ANY ARMS.PLEASE TRY TO ATTACK ME .IT'S AN OPEN INVITATION FOR ALL THE BIGGEST TERRORISTS OF THE WORLD.IF YOU THINK ,I HAVE GOT STRONG SECURITY IN PATNA,THEN CALL ME ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD,PAKISTAAN,TAALIBAAN,NEWYORK I WILL COME BARE HANDED.I WANT TO SEE THE CAPABILITIES OF THE TERRORRISTS.
''AAPOON KA ROZ MAOT KE SAATH APPOINTMENT HOTA HAYE ,KYAA SAMJHAA?TU PUCHEGA KIDHAR GANDHI MAIDAAN ,PATNA MEIN SOOBAH 7-9.AAPOON PE ATTACK KAR NA YAAR,AAPOON DEKHNA CHAHTA HAYE TUMHARA TAAKAT KITNA HAYE.AAPOON KO TERRORIST LOG BAHAOT PASAND HAYE. JALDI MAAR MUJHE,NAHIN TO AAPOON TUM SAB KO KHATAM KAR DALEGA TAALIBAAN MEIN GHOONSKAR ,SAMJHAA?''
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
HELLO.I WOULD LIKE TO CLARIFY YOU THAT INDIA IS THE BEST PLACE FOR THE TOURISM ON THIS COMING FESTIVE SEASON.DON'T HAVE ANY CONFUSION REGARDING IT'S SECURITY.
THE MAJOR ATTRACTION WOULD BE THE SUPERNATURAL INDIAN CLASSICAL MUSIC CONCERTS AT ALLAUDDIN KHAN MUSIC AUDITORIUM.ALL THE BEST CLASSICAL ARTISTS OF INDIA WOULD PERFORM.THE SEATING CAPACITY IS 500.THE CHARGES OF THE TICKETS ARE $50 ONLY PER PERSON.
THE CONCERT WOULD BEGIN AT 7PMAND LAST TILL 10 PM.
FOR BOOKING YOUR SEATS PLEASE SEND THE DD OF $50 IN FAVOUR OF RINKU ADARSH,PAYABLE AT PATNA,ON THE FOLLOWING ADDRESS-
ALLAUDDIN KHAN MUSIC PVT. LTD.,FLAT NO.401,ROAD NO.1,RAJENDRA NAGAR,PATNA -16,BIHAR,INDIA.10% DISCOUNT FOR THE BULK TICKET PURCHASERS.
110% SECURITY GUARANTEE FOR ALL OF YOU.10% DISCOUNT FOR THE SCANDINAVIAN CITIZENS.THE CONCERT WOULD LAST TILL LAST NOVEMBER.
MY CHALLENGE TO US GOVERNMENT IS THAT IF INDIA IS A DANGEROUS COUNTRY FOR THE FOREIGN TOURISTS,THEN FIRST TRY TO ATTACK ME.WHERE?EVERYDAY I WALK IN THE GANDHI MAIDAAN ,PATNA IN THE MORNING 7AM-9AM WITHOUT A BULLET PROOF JACKETS AND ANY ARMS.PLEASE TRY TO ATTACK ME .IT'S AN OPEN INVITATION FOR ALL THE BIGGEST TERRORISTS OF THE WORLD.IF YOU THINK ,I HAVE GOT STRONG SECURITY IN PATNA,THEN CALL ME ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD,PAKISTAAN,TAALIBAAN,NEWYORK I WILL COME BARE HANDED.I WANT TO SEE THE CAPABILITIES OF THE TERRORRISTS.
''AAPOON KA ROZ MAOT KE SAATH APPOINTMENT HOTA HAYE ,KYAA SAMJHAA?TU PUCHEGA KIDHAR GANDHI MAIDAAN ,PATNA MEIN SOOBAH 7-9.AAPOON PE ATTACK KAR NA YAAR,AAPOON DEKHNA CHAHTA HAYE TUMHARA TAAKAT KITNA HAYE.AAPOON KO TERRORIST LOG BAHAOT PASAND HAYE. JALDI MAAR MUJHE,NAHIN TO AAPOON TUM SAB KO KHATAM KAR DALEGA TAALIBAAN MEIN GHOONSKAR ,SAMJHAA?''
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
Saturday, 12 September 2009
DEAREST ZEENAT AMAAN AUNTY-I LOVE YOU.
DEAR MRS. ZEENAT AMAAN AUNTY,
HELLO.HOW ARE YOU NOWADAYS?DO YOU REMEMBER THAT I SPOKE WITH YOU ON THE TELEPHONE.YOU ARE THE PRETTIEST WOMAN OF BOLLYWOOD.
WHEN I WAS A CHILD,I SAW YOUR MOVIES LIKE 'LAAWARIS','DON','THE GREAT GAMBLER','PUKAAR'.I LOVED YOUR INNOCENSE AND EMOTIONAL ROLE IN THESE MOVIES AND IN FACT WANTED TO MARRY YOU.BUT,I WAS A CHILD AT THAT TIME.I APPOLOGIZE ON BEHALF OF THE ENTIRE WORLD,THAT WHAT HAPPENED WITH A BEAUTY QUEEN LIKE YOU AFTER YOUR MARRIAGE WAS HEART BREAKING.
TODAY ,THERE ARE NONE OF THE ACTRESS OF YOUR POTENTIAL IN INDIA.
PLEASE RESTART YOUR CAREER WITH AMIT UNCLE AGAIN,BECAUSE HE MATCHES YOU VERY WELL.IF YOU FACE ANY PROBLEM,PLEASE DON'T HESITATE TO CONSULT ME.I WOULD BACK YOU.MY ALL THE BEST EMOTIONS FOR YOU ONLY.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
YOUR BEST SCENES WERE IN 'THE GREAT GAMBLER MOVIE'-'DO LABZON KI HAYE' AND IN 'LAAWAARIS'-'KAB KE BICHDE HOOE HUM AAJ YAHAAN AA KE MILE'.PLEASE GIVE SOME MORE SUCH EMOTIONAL SCENES FOR US TO SEE.BEST OF LUCK.I LOVE YOU.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
HELLO.HOW ARE YOU NOWADAYS?DO YOU REMEMBER THAT I SPOKE WITH YOU ON THE TELEPHONE.YOU ARE THE PRETTIEST WOMAN OF BOLLYWOOD.
WHEN I WAS A CHILD,I SAW YOUR MOVIES LIKE 'LAAWARIS','DON','THE GREAT GAMBLER','PUKAAR'.I LOVED YOUR INNOCENSE AND EMOTIONAL ROLE IN THESE MOVIES AND IN FACT WANTED TO MARRY YOU.BUT,I WAS A CHILD AT THAT TIME.I APPOLOGIZE ON BEHALF OF THE ENTIRE WORLD,THAT WHAT HAPPENED WITH A BEAUTY QUEEN LIKE YOU AFTER YOUR MARRIAGE WAS HEART BREAKING.
TODAY ,THERE ARE NONE OF THE ACTRESS OF YOUR POTENTIAL IN INDIA.
PLEASE RESTART YOUR CAREER WITH AMIT UNCLE AGAIN,BECAUSE HE MATCHES YOU VERY WELL.IF YOU FACE ANY PROBLEM,PLEASE DON'T HESITATE TO CONSULT ME.I WOULD BACK YOU.MY ALL THE BEST EMOTIONS FOR YOU ONLY.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
YOUR BEST SCENES WERE IN 'THE GREAT GAMBLER MOVIE'-'DO LABZON KI HAYE' AND IN 'LAAWAARIS'-'KAB KE BICHDE HOOE HUM AAJ YAHAAN AA KE MILE'.PLEASE GIVE SOME MORE SUCH EMOTIONAL SCENES FOR US TO SEE.BEST OF LUCK.I LOVE YOU.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
AMIT UNCLE-I LOVE YOU
DEAREST AMIT UNCLE,
HELLO.HOW ARE YOU AND HOW IS YOUR HEALTH?I WOULD LIKE TO TELL YOU THAT THE PERSON WHOM I LOVE THE MOST IS YOU IN THIS ENTIRE WORLD.WHY?
1.I TRAVELLED TO MANY PLACES BUT NEVER SAW A HANDSOME PERSON LIKE YOU.
2.YOUR DEDICATION TOWARDS YOUR WORK IS HIGHLY APPRECIABLE.
3.AFTER YOU FOR SEVERAL CENTURIES NOBODY IS GOING TO TAKE YOUR PLACE.
BUT ,THE TRUTH IS DIFFICULT TO DIGEST THAT YOU ARE SPOILING YOUR CAREER BECAUSE OF YOUR SON.HOW?
1.WHY ARE YOU SHOWING YOURSELF LIKE AN OLD MAN ON THE SCREEN?WHATS THE REASON BEHIND KEEPING A WHITE BEAR ON YOUR CHIN?ONLY TO PROMOTE YOUR SON,WHO WOULD NEVER BE ABLE TO TAKE YOUR PLACE,PLEASE DON'T FEEL HURT.
WE NEED MORE 'SILSILAAS','LAAWARIS','DON','MUQADDAR KA SIKANDAR' FROM YOU.YOU FIT MOST WITH MRS. ZEENAT AMAAN.PLEASE DO FEW ROMANTIC MOVIES WITH HER LIKE 'THE GREAT GAMBLER'.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
HELLO.HOW ARE YOU AND HOW IS YOUR HEALTH?I WOULD LIKE TO TELL YOU THAT THE PERSON WHOM I LOVE THE MOST IS YOU IN THIS ENTIRE WORLD.WHY?
1.I TRAVELLED TO MANY PLACES BUT NEVER SAW A HANDSOME PERSON LIKE YOU.
2.YOUR DEDICATION TOWARDS YOUR WORK IS HIGHLY APPRECIABLE.
3.AFTER YOU FOR SEVERAL CENTURIES NOBODY IS GOING TO TAKE YOUR PLACE.
BUT ,THE TRUTH IS DIFFICULT TO DIGEST THAT YOU ARE SPOILING YOUR CAREER BECAUSE OF YOUR SON.HOW?
1.WHY ARE YOU SHOWING YOURSELF LIKE AN OLD MAN ON THE SCREEN?WHATS THE REASON BEHIND KEEPING A WHITE BEAR ON YOUR CHIN?ONLY TO PROMOTE YOUR SON,WHO WOULD NEVER BE ABLE TO TAKE YOUR PLACE,PLEASE DON'T FEEL HURT.
WE NEED MORE 'SILSILAAS','LAAWARIS','DON','MUQADDAR KA SIKANDAR' FROM YOU.YOU FIT MOST WITH MRS. ZEENAT AMAAN.PLEASE DO FEW ROMANTIC MOVIES WITH HER LIKE 'THE GREAT GAMBLER'.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
BLESSINGS FROM THE PM OF FINLAND,HON'BLE MATTI VANHANEN
DEAR SIR,
HELLO. I LIKE FINLAND VERY MUCH.AT PRESENT I AM IN THE PROCESS OF MAKING A NEW WORLD RECORD FOR THE LARGEST SOLD ANY MUSIC ALBUM OF THE WORLD.THE NAMES OF THE ALBUMS ARE1.EMOTIONS AND2.WINES.PLEASE BLESS ME FOR THE GLOBAL SUCCESS OF MY MUSIC ALBUMS.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
www.rinkuadarsh.com
HELLO. I LIKE FINLAND VERY MUCH.AT PRESENT I AM IN THE PROCESS OF MAKING A NEW WORLD RECORD FOR THE LARGEST SOLD ANY MUSIC ALBUM OF THE WORLD.THE NAMES OF THE ALBUMS ARE1.EMOTIONS AND2.WINES.PLEASE BLESS ME FOR THE GLOBAL SUCCESS OF MY MUSIC ALBUMS.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
www.rinkuadarsh.com
BLESSINGS FROM THE PM OF NORWAY,HON'BLE JENS STOLTENBERG
DEAR SIR,
HELLO. I LIKE NORWAY VERY MUCH.AT PRESENT I AM IN THE PROCESS OF MAKING A NEW WORLD RECORD FOR THE LARGEST SOLD ANY MUSIC ALBUM OF THE WORLD.THE NAMES OF MY ALBUMS ARE1.EMOTIONS AND2. WINES.PLEASE BLESS ME FOR THE SUCCESS OF MY PROJECT.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
www.rinkuadarsh.com
HELLO. I LIKE NORWAY VERY MUCH.AT PRESENT I AM IN THE PROCESS OF MAKING A NEW WORLD RECORD FOR THE LARGEST SOLD ANY MUSIC ALBUM OF THE WORLD.THE NAMES OF MY ALBUMS ARE1.EMOTIONS AND2. WINES.PLEASE BLESS ME FOR THE SUCCESS OF MY PROJECT.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
www.rinkuadarsh.com
BLESSINGS FROM THE FEDERAL CHANCELLOR OF GERMANY,HON'BLE DR. ANGELA MERKEL
DEAR MADAM,
HELLO.I LOVE GERMANY BECAUSE OF IT'S ACUTE INTEREST IN MUSIC.AT PRESENT I AM IN THE PROCESS OF MAKING A NEW WORLD RECORD FOR THE LARGEST SOLD ANY MUSIC ALBUM OF THE WORLD.THE NAMES OF MY MUSIC ALBUMS ARE1.EMOTIONS AND2. WINES.PLEASE BLESS ME IN MY ENDEAVOUR.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
www.rinkuadarsh.com
HELLO.I LOVE GERMANY BECAUSE OF IT'S ACUTE INTEREST IN MUSIC.AT PRESENT I AM IN THE PROCESS OF MAKING A NEW WORLD RECORD FOR THE LARGEST SOLD ANY MUSIC ALBUM OF THE WORLD.THE NAMES OF MY MUSIC ALBUMS ARE1.EMOTIONS AND2. WINES.PLEASE BLESS ME IN MY ENDEAVOUR.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
www.rinkuadarsh.com
BLESSINGS FROM THE PM OF SWEDEN,HON'BLE FREDERIK REINFELDT
DEAR SIR,
HELLO. I LIKE SWEDEN VERY MUCH.AT PRESENT I AM IN THE PROCESS OF MAKING A NEW WORLD RECORD FOR THE LARGEST SOLD MUSIC ALBUM OF THE WORLD.THE NAMES OF MY MUSIC ALBUMS ARE1.EMOTIONS AND2.WINES.PLEASE BLESS ME FOR THE SUCCESS OF MY PROJECT.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
www.rinkuadarsh.com
HELLO. I LIKE SWEDEN VERY MUCH.AT PRESENT I AM IN THE PROCESS OF MAKING A NEW WORLD RECORD FOR THE LARGEST SOLD MUSIC ALBUM OF THE WORLD.THE NAMES OF MY MUSIC ALBUMS ARE1.EMOTIONS AND2.WINES.PLEASE BLESS ME FOR THE SUCCESS OF MY PROJECT.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
www.rinkuadarsh.com
BLESSINGS FROM THE PM OF UK AND NETHERLAND,HON'BLE GORDEN BROWN.
DEAR SIR,
HELLO. I LIKE BRITAIN VERY MUCH BECAUSE OF IT'S DESCENCY.AT PRESENT I AM IN THE PROCESS OF MAKING A NEW WORLD RECORD FOR THE LARGEST SOLD MUSIC ALBUM OF THE WORLD.THE NAMES OF THE ALBUMS ARE1.EMOTIONS AND2.WINES.PLEASE BLESS ME FOR THIS ENDEAVOUR.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
www.rinkuadarsh.com
HELLO. I LIKE BRITAIN VERY MUCH BECAUSE OF IT'S DESCENCY.AT PRESENT I AM IN THE PROCESS OF MAKING A NEW WORLD RECORD FOR THE LARGEST SOLD MUSIC ALBUM OF THE WORLD.THE NAMES OF THE ALBUMS ARE1.EMOTIONS AND2.WINES.PLEASE BLESS ME FOR THIS ENDEAVOUR.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
www.rinkuadarsh.com
BLESSINGS FROM THE PM OF SPAIN,HON'BLE JOSE' LUIS RODRIGUE'Z ZAPATERO
DEAR SIR ,
I LIKE SPAIN VERY MUCH.AT PRESENT I AM IN THE PROCESS OF MAKING THE NEW WORLD RECORD FOR THE MOST SALEABLE MUSIC ALBUM OF THE WORLD.THE NAMES OF THE ALBUMS ARE 1.EMOTIONS AND 2. WINES.
PLEASE BLESS ME FOR MY ENDEAVOUR.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
www.rinkuadarsh.com
I LIKE SPAIN VERY MUCH.AT PRESENT I AM IN THE PROCESS OF MAKING THE NEW WORLD RECORD FOR THE MOST SALEABLE MUSIC ALBUM OF THE WORLD.THE NAMES OF THE ALBUMS ARE 1.EMOTIONS AND 2. WINES.
PLEASE BLESS ME FOR MY ENDEAVOUR.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
www.rinkuadarsh.com
BLESSINGS FROM THE PM OF GREECE,HON'BLE KOSTAS KARAMANLIS
DEAR SIR,
HELLO.I LOVE GREECE VERY MUCH.AT PRESENT I AM IN THE PROCESS OF MAKING A NEW WORLD RECORD FOR THE MOST SOLD MUSIC ALBUM OF THE WORLD.THE NAMES OF MY ALBUMS ARE1.EMOTIONS AND 2.WINES.
PLEASE BLESS ME FOR MY ENDEAVOUR .
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
www.rinkuadarsh.com
HELLO.I LOVE GREECE VERY MUCH.AT PRESENT I AM IN THE PROCESS OF MAKING A NEW WORLD RECORD FOR THE MOST SOLD MUSIC ALBUM OF THE WORLD.THE NAMES OF MY ALBUMS ARE1.EMOTIONS AND 2.WINES.
PLEASE BLESS ME FOR MY ENDEAVOUR .
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
www.rinkuadarsh.com
BLESSINGS FROM THE PM OF FINLAND
DEAR SIR,
HELLO.I LIKE FINLAND VERY MUCH.AT PRESENT I AM IN THE PROCESS OF MAKING THE NEW WORLD RECORD FOR THE MOST SALEABLE MUSIC ALBUM OF THE WORLD. THE NAMES OF THE ALBUMS ARE1.EMOTIONS AND2.WINES.
PLEASE BLESS ME FOR MY ENDEAVOUR.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
www.rinkuadarsh.com
HELLO.I LIKE FINLAND VERY MUCH.AT PRESENT I AM IN THE PROCESS OF MAKING THE NEW WORLD RECORD FOR THE MOST SALEABLE MUSIC ALBUM OF THE WORLD. THE NAMES OF THE ALBUMS ARE1.EMOTIONS AND2.WINES.
PLEASE BLESS ME FOR MY ENDEAVOUR.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
www.rinkuadarsh.com
BLESSINGS FROM THE PM OF CANADA,HON'BLE STEPHEN HARPER
DEAR SIR,
I LOVE CANADA VERY MUCH.AT PRESENT I AM IN THE PROCESS OF MAKING THE NEW WORLD RECORD FOR THE LARGEST SOLD MUSIC ALBUM OF THE WORLD.THE NAMES OF THE MUSIC ALBUMS ARE1.EMOTIONS AND 2.WINES.
PLEASE BLESS ME FOR MY ENDEAVOUR,
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
www.rinkuadarsh.com
I LOVE CANADA VERY MUCH.AT PRESENT I AM IN THE PROCESS OF MAKING THE NEW WORLD RECORD FOR THE LARGEST SOLD MUSIC ALBUM OF THE WORLD.THE NAMES OF THE MUSIC ALBUMS ARE1.EMOTIONS AND 2.WINES.
PLEASE BLESS ME FOR MY ENDEAVOUR,
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
www.rinkuadarsh.com
BLESSINGS FROM THE PM OF AUSTRALIA,HON'BLE KEVIN RUDD
DEAR SIR,
I LIKE AUSTRALIA VERY MUCH.AT PRESENT IM IN THE PROCESS OF MAKING THE NEW WORLD RECORD FOR THE LARGEST SOLD MUSIC ALBUM OF THE WORLD.THE NAMES OF THE MUSIC ALBUMS ARE1.EMOTIONS AND2.WINES.
PLEASE BLESS ME FOR MY ENDEAVOUR.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
www.rinkuadarsh.com
I LIKE AUSTRALIA VERY MUCH.AT PRESENT IM IN THE PROCESS OF MAKING THE NEW WORLD RECORD FOR THE LARGEST SOLD MUSIC ALBUM OF THE WORLD.THE NAMES OF THE MUSIC ALBUMS ARE1.EMOTIONS AND2.WINES.
PLEASE BLESS ME FOR MY ENDEAVOUR.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
www.rinkuadarsh.com
BLESSINGS FROM THE PM OF NORWAY,HON'BLE JES STOLTENBERG
DEAR SIR,
HELLO.I LOVE NORWAY FOR IT'S VARIETIES OF FISHES.AT PRESENT I AM IN THE PROCESS TO MAKE A NEW WORLD RECORD FOR THE LARGEST SELLING MUSIC ALBUM OF THE WORLD. THE NAMES OF MY 2 ALBUMS ARE1.EMOTION AND 2. WINES.
PLEASE BLESS ME FOR THIS ENDEAVOUR.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
www.rinkuadarsh.com
HELLO.I LOVE NORWAY FOR IT'S VARIETIES OF FISHES.AT PRESENT I AM IN THE PROCESS TO MAKE A NEW WORLD RECORD FOR THE LARGEST SELLING MUSIC ALBUM OF THE WORLD. THE NAMES OF MY 2 ALBUMS ARE1.EMOTION AND 2. WINES.
PLEASE BLESS ME FOR THIS ENDEAVOUR.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
www.rinkuadarsh.com
Friday, 11 September 2009
BLESSINGS FROM THE PRESIDENT OF SOUTH AFRICA ,HON'BLE JACOB ZUMA
DEAR SIR,
I LIKE SOUTH AFRICA VERY MUCH.I WOULD LIKE TO VISIT IT.
AT PRESENT I AM IN THE PROCESS OF MAKING THE NEW WORLD RECORD FOR THE LARGEST SOLD MUSIC ALBUM OF THE WORLD.THE NAMES OF MY 2 ALBUMS ARE1.EMOTIONS AND 2.WINES.
PLEASE BLESS ME FOR MY ENDEAVOUR.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
www.rinkuadarsh.com
I LIKE SOUTH AFRICA VERY MUCH.I WOULD LIKE TO VISIT IT.
AT PRESENT I AM IN THE PROCESS OF MAKING THE NEW WORLD RECORD FOR THE LARGEST SOLD MUSIC ALBUM OF THE WORLD.THE NAMES OF MY 2 ALBUMS ARE1.EMOTIONS AND 2.WINES.
PLEASE BLESS ME FOR MY ENDEAVOUR.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
www.rinkuadarsh.com
BLESSING FROM THE CHINESE PM,HON'BLE HU JINTAO(L)
DEAR SIR,
WE ARE GOOD FRIENDLY NEIGHBOURING CONTRIES.I LIKE THE CHINESE FOOD VERY MUCH.I AM GOING TO MAKE A NEW WORLD RECORD OF THE MOST SALEABLE MUSIC ALBUMS OF THE WORLD.THE NAME OF THE ALBUMS ARE-1. EMOTIONS AND 2.WINES.
I NEED YOUR BLEESINGS FOR THE SUCCESS OF MY ENDEAVOUR.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
www.rinkuadarsh.com
WE ARE GOOD FRIENDLY NEIGHBOURING CONTRIES.I LIKE THE CHINESE FOOD VERY MUCH.I AM GOING TO MAKE A NEW WORLD RECORD OF THE MOST SALEABLE MUSIC ALBUMS OF THE WORLD.THE NAME OF THE ALBUMS ARE-1. EMOTIONS AND 2.WINES.
I NEED YOUR BLEESINGS FOR THE SUCCESS OF MY ENDEAVOUR.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
www.rinkuadarsh.com
BLEESINGS FROM THE JAPANESE PM ,HON'BLE TARO ASO
DEAR SIR,
HELLO. I LIKE JAPAN VERY MUCH AND ALSO IT'S TWINKLING MUSIC.I AM GOING TO BREAK THE WORLD 'S LARGEST SOLD MUSIC ALBUM.THE NAMES OF THE ALBUMS ARE1.EMOTIONS AND 2. WINES.
PLEASE BLESS ME IN MY ENDEAVOUR.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
HELLO. I LIKE JAPAN VERY MUCH AND ALSO IT'S TWINKLING MUSIC.I AM GOING TO BREAK THE WORLD 'S LARGEST SOLD MUSIC ALBUM.THE NAMES OF THE ALBUMS ARE1.EMOTIONS AND 2. WINES.
PLEASE BLESS ME IN MY ENDEAVOUR.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
Thursday, 10 September 2009
RENNAISSANCE OF MODERN INDIA-2009
DEAR READERS,
THERE IS A NEED FOR RENNAISSANCE IN INDIA FOR GETTING RID OF THE EXISTING SLAVERY.
RENNAISSANCE IS DEFINED AS THE REBIRTH OF THE FREEDOM-LOVING,ADVENTUROUS THOUGHT OF MAN,WHICH DURING THE MODERN AGE HAD BEEN FETTERED AND IMPRISONED BY THE FOREIGN INVADERS.
WE MUST FIGHT TO PROTECT OUR COUNTRY FROM SPLITTING AND TO GET THE ACTUAL FREEDOM,BECAUSE THE FREEDOM THAT WE GOT IN 1947 WAS A VIRTUAL FREEDOM.LET'S UNITE AND FIGHT FOR THE FREEDOM.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
THERE IS A NEED FOR RENNAISSANCE IN INDIA FOR GETTING RID OF THE EXISTING SLAVERY.
RENNAISSANCE IS DEFINED AS THE REBIRTH OF THE FREEDOM-LOVING,ADVENTUROUS THOUGHT OF MAN,WHICH DURING THE MODERN AGE HAD BEEN FETTERED AND IMPRISONED BY THE FOREIGN INVADERS.
WE MUST FIGHT TO PROTECT OUR COUNTRY FROM SPLITTING AND TO GET THE ACTUAL FREEDOM,BECAUSE THE FREEDOM THAT WE GOT IN 1947 WAS A VIRTUAL FREEDOM.LET'S UNITE AND FIGHT FOR THE FREEDOM.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
HON'BLE BILL CLINTON
DEAR BILL CLINTON UNCLE,
HELLO. I RECEIVED YOUR MESSAGE ON BEHALF OF H.E. BARACK OBAMA.THANK YOU FOR GUIDING ME.BUT I WOULD REQUEST YOU 2 THINGS-
1.NATURAL INDEPENDENCE OF INDIA NOT VIRTUAL INDEPENDENCE WHAT WE HAVE JUST NOW.
2.I WOULD LIKE TO CONGRATULATE YOU FOR HAVING SUCH A PRETTY AND INTELLIGENT WIFE LIKE MRS. HILLARY CLINTON. COULD YOU FIND ME THE SAME KIND OF WIFE FOR ME IN YOUR COUNTRY.IS THERE ANY GIRL WHO COULD MATCH ME?PLEASE TRY.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
HELLO. I RECEIVED YOUR MESSAGE ON BEHALF OF H.E. BARACK OBAMA.THANK YOU FOR GUIDING ME.BUT I WOULD REQUEST YOU 2 THINGS-
1.NATURAL INDEPENDENCE OF INDIA NOT VIRTUAL INDEPENDENCE WHAT WE HAVE JUST NOW.
2.I WOULD LIKE TO CONGRATULATE YOU FOR HAVING SUCH A PRETTY AND INTELLIGENT WIFE LIKE MRS. HILLARY CLINTON. COULD YOU FIND ME THE SAME KIND OF WIFE FOR ME IN YOUR COUNTRY.IS THERE ANY GIRL WHO COULD MATCH ME?PLEASE TRY.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
MY COMPANY IS DEDICATED TO THE WORKS OF THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE
DEAR READERS,
MY COMPANY IS DEDICATED TO THE WORKS OF THE FOLLOWING GREAT PERSONS.THE NAMES ARE-
1.HONBLE CHARLES 1-1942 A.D.
2.HONBLE ROZER BECKON -FAMOUS THINKER-13TH CENTUTR A.D.
3.HONBLE CAXTON-1477 A.D.-PRESS
4.HONBLE MARCO POLO-1272A.D.-VENICE
5.HONBLE DAANTE-FAMOUS POET ITALY
6.HONBLE PETRARK-FAMOUS WRITER-ITALY
7.HONBLE FRANCO REBELLONS-LITERATURE-FRANCE
8.HONBLE SARVANTIZ-FAMOUS WRITER-SPAIN
9.HONBLE LOUIS DE SENVEUS-FAMOUS POET(LUCIAD)-PORTUGAL
10.SIR TOMAS MOOR-FAMOUS WRITER-(UTOPIA)-ENGLAND
11.HONBLE MICHAEL ANGELO-FAMOUS PAINTER
12.HONBLE LEONARDO DA VINCI-FAMOUS MULTIFACETED ARTIST-PAINTER-MONALISA
13.HONBLE LORENZO GIBERTI-FAMOUS SCULPTURIST
14.HONBLE COPERNICUS-GREAT SCIENTIST
15.HONBLE TARTAGALIA AND HONBLE CORDEN-CUBIC EQUATION-ITALY
16.HONBLE IZAAC NEWTON-GREAT SCIENTIST
17.HONBLE CORDOS-FOR INVENTING ETHER
18.HONBLE CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS-DISCOVERER OF INDIES
19.HONBLE CABONT-DISCOVERER OF ENGLAND
20.HONBLE AMERIGO BESHPUCHI-DISCOVERE OF AMERICA
21.HONBLE MAGLON-DISCOVERER OF PHILLIPINES
22.HONBLE MARTIN LUTHER-FAMOUS RELIGIOUS REVOLUTIONIST-GERMANY
23.HONBLE ZURINGLI-FAMOUS RELIGIOUS REVOLUTIONIST-SWITZERLAND
24.HONBLE JAMES 2ND-KING OF ENGLAND-1685 A.D.
25.HONBLE GEORGE WASHINGTON-KING OF AMERICA
26.HONBLE NAPOLEON BONAPARTE-FRANCE
27.HONBLE QUEANE -GREAT ECONOMIST-FRANCE
28.HONBLE JAMES WATT-DISCOVERER OF RAILWAY ENGINES
29.HONBLE MAZZINI-NATIONAL REVOLUTIONIST-UNIFICATION OF ITALY
30.HONBLE CAVOUR-MAKER OF MODERN ITALY
31.HONBLE WILLIAM 1ST-KING OF GERMANY
32.HONBLE BISMARCK-UNIFICATION OF GERMANY
33.HONBLE MAHATMA GANDHI-INDIA
34.DR.SANYAAT SEN-CHINA
35.HONBLE MUSTAFAA KAMAAL-MODERNIZATION OF TURKEY
36.HONBLE CYRUS-FIRST EMPEROR OF IRAAN
37.HONBLE REZASHAH PAHLAVI-MODERNIZATION OF IRAAN
38.HONBLE KARL MARX-MARXISM-GERMANY
39.HONBLE LENIN-LENINISM-RUSSIA
I NEED YOUR BLESSINGS SIRS.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
MY COMPANY IS DEDICATED TO THE WORKS OF THE FOLLOWING GREAT PERSONS.THE NAMES ARE-
1.HONBLE CHARLES 1-1942 A.D.
2.HONBLE ROZER BECKON -FAMOUS THINKER-13TH CENTUTR A.D.
3.HONBLE CAXTON-1477 A.D.-PRESS
4.HONBLE MARCO POLO-1272A.D.-VENICE
5.HONBLE DAANTE-FAMOUS POET ITALY
6.HONBLE PETRARK-FAMOUS WRITER-ITALY
7.HONBLE FRANCO REBELLONS-LITERATURE-FRANCE
8.HONBLE SARVANTIZ-FAMOUS WRITER-SPAIN
9.HONBLE LOUIS DE SENVEUS-FAMOUS POET(LUCIAD)-PORTUGAL
10.SIR TOMAS MOOR-FAMOUS WRITER-(UTOPIA)-ENGLAND
11.HONBLE MICHAEL ANGELO-FAMOUS PAINTER
12.HONBLE LEONARDO DA VINCI-FAMOUS MULTIFACETED ARTIST-PAINTER-MONALISA
13.HONBLE LORENZO GIBERTI-FAMOUS SCULPTURIST
14.HONBLE COPERNICUS-GREAT SCIENTIST
15.HONBLE TARTAGALIA AND HONBLE CORDEN-CUBIC EQUATION-ITALY
16.HONBLE IZAAC NEWTON-GREAT SCIENTIST
17.HONBLE CORDOS-FOR INVENTING ETHER
18.HONBLE CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS-DISCOVERER OF INDIES
19.HONBLE CABONT-DISCOVERER OF ENGLAND
20.HONBLE AMERIGO BESHPUCHI-DISCOVERE OF AMERICA
21.HONBLE MAGLON-DISCOVERER OF PHILLIPINES
22.HONBLE MARTIN LUTHER-FAMOUS RELIGIOUS REVOLUTIONIST-GERMANY
23.HONBLE ZURINGLI-FAMOUS RELIGIOUS REVOLUTIONIST-SWITZERLAND
24.HONBLE JAMES 2ND-KING OF ENGLAND-1685 A.D.
25.HONBLE GEORGE WASHINGTON-KING OF AMERICA
26.HONBLE NAPOLEON BONAPARTE-FRANCE
27.HONBLE QUEANE -GREAT ECONOMIST-FRANCE
28.HONBLE JAMES WATT-DISCOVERER OF RAILWAY ENGINES
29.HONBLE MAZZINI-NATIONAL REVOLUTIONIST-UNIFICATION OF ITALY
30.HONBLE CAVOUR-MAKER OF MODERN ITALY
31.HONBLE WILLIAM 1ST-KING OF GERMANY
32.HONBLE BISMARCK-UNIFICATION OF GERMANY
33.HONBLE MAHATMA GANDHI-INDIA
34.DR.SANYAAT SEN-CHINA
35.HONBLE MUSTAFAA KAMAAL-MODERNIZATION OF TURKEY
36.HONBLE CYRUS-FIRST EMPEROR OF IRAAN
37.HONBLE REZASHAH PAHLAVI-MODERNIZATION OF IRAAN
38.HONBLE KARL MARX-MARXISM-GERMANY
39.HONBLE LENIN-LENINISM-RUSSIA
I NEED YOUR BLESSINGS SIRS.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
Wednesday, 9 September 2009
AMERICA-THE GIFT OF INDIA
DEAR READERS,
THE BRITISHERS BEFORE LEAVING INDIA,ROBBED MILLIONS OF TONNES OF GOLD,DIAMOND,PRECIOUS GEMS ETC. FROM THE INDIAN KINGS AND NAWAABS.DONT BELIEVE,THEN VISIT THE ARCHAELOGICAL MONUMENTS.YOU WOULD FIND THE HOLE INSIDE THE WALLS OF THOSE WALLS OF THOSE PALACES.THEY WERE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND PRECIOUS GEMS,WHICH THEY SCRAPPED WITH THEIR KNIVES AND ROBBED IT.
DURING THOSE DAYS THERE WERE NO TUBELIGHTS OR BULBS.SO THE PALACES BURNT CANDLES AND THE CANDLES LIGHT REFLECTED WITH DIAMONDS ON THE WALLS AND MADE THE PALACES MORE LIGHTFUL.TODAY THE PRICE OF MAKING SUCH A HALL WOULD BE BILLIONS OF DOLLARS FOR A SINGLE HALL.
THEY INVESTED THE ENTIRE WEALTH THAT THEY ROBBED IN MAKING TALL BUILDINGS OF NEWYORK,MAKING THEIR INFRASRUCTURE STROND ,MAKING 8 LANES ROADS,MAKING NUCLEAR WEAPONSETC.ETC.
NOW THEY THINK THAT INDIANS HAVE AGAIN GATHERED ENOUGH WEALTH,SO THEY ARE AGAIN TRYING TO ROB US.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
THE BRITISHERS BEFORE LEAVING INDIA,ROBBED MILLIONS OF TONNES OF GOLD,DIAMOND,PRECIOUS GEMS ETC. FROM THE INDIAN KINGS AND NAWAABS.DONT BELIEVE,THEN VISIT THE ARCHAELOGICAL MONUMENTS.YOU WOULD FIND THE HOLE INSIDE THE WALLS OF THOSE WALLS OF THOSE PALACES.THEY WERE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND PRECIOUS GEMS,WHICH THEY SCRAPPED WITH THEIR KNIVES AND ROBBED IT.
DURING THOSE DAYS THERE WERE NO TUBELIGHTS OR BULBS.SO THE PALACES BURNT CANDLES AND THE CANDLES LIGHT REFLECTED WITH DIAMONDS ON THE WALLS AND MADE THE PALACES MORE LIGHTFUL.TODAY THE PRICE OF MAKING SUCH A HALL WOULD BE BILLIONS OF DOLLARS FOR A SINGLE HALL.
THEY INVESTED THE ENTIRE WEALTH THAT THEY ROBBED IN MAKING TALL BUILDINGS OF NEWYORK,MAKING THEIR INFRASRUCTURE STROND ,MAKING 8 LANES ROADS,MAKING NUCLEAR WEAPONSETC.ETC.
NOW THEY THINK THAT INDIANS HAVE AGAIN GATHERED ENOUGH WEALTH,SO THEY ARE AGAIN TRYING TO ROB US.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
THE BRITISHERS HAVE ALREADY DONE THE SAME MISTAKE WHICH HITLER DID
DEAR READERS,
HITLER WAS DEFATED IN MOSCOW AFTER CONQUERING THE EUROPEAN COUNTRIES.SIMILARILY,THE BRITISHERS HAVE DONE THEIR MISTAKE THIS TIME TO TOUCH INDIA.THEY ARE GOING TO BE DEFEATED IN INDIA LIKE HITLER.THEY ARE GOING TO LOOSE THIS BATTLE 110%.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
HITLER WAS DEFATED IN MOSCOW AFTER CONQUERING THE EUROPEAN COUNTRIES.SIMILARILY,THE BRITISHERS HAVE DONE THEIR MISTAKE THIS TIME TO TOUCH INDIA.THEY ARE GOING TO BE DEFEATED IN INDIA LIKE HITLER.THEY ARE GOING TO LOOSE THIS BATTLE 110%.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
THE TARGET OF THE BRITISHERS
DEAR READERS,
THE TARGET OF THE BRITISHERS ARE TO DIVIDE INDIA INTO SMALLER TERRITORIES LIKE BIHAR COUNTRY,UP COUNTRY,MP COUNTRY,MAHARASHTRA COUNTRY,GUJARAT COUNTRY ETC.
FOR EXAMPLE-A PERSON WOULD ASK MR. WILLIAM JOHNS THE VISA OFFICER,THAT SIR I WOULD LIKE TO GO TO MUMBAI COUNTRY FROM BIHAR COUNTRY.THEN MR.WILLIAM WOULD REPLY THAT YOU NEED TO TAKE A TRANSIT VISAS FIRST FOR THE UP COUNTRY,THEN A TRANSIT VISA FOR MP COUNTRY AND THEN THE FINAL VISA FOR THE MAHARASHTRA COUNTRY.
SIMILARILY, DEAR MR. JOHNSON,I WOULD LIKE TO GO TO SAANGLI COUNTRY FROM MUMBAI COUNTRY.HE WOULD REPLY THAT FIRST YOU HAVE TO TAKE THE TRANSIT VISA FOR PUNE COUNTRY,THEN SHOLAPUR COUNTRY AND FINALLY THE SAANGLI COUNTRY.UNDERSTOOD?DIVIDE AND RULE POLICY.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
THE TARGET OF THE BRITISHERS ARE TO DIVIDE INDIA INTO SMALLER TERRITORIES LIKE BIHAR COUNTRY,UP COUNTRY,MP COUNTRY,MAHARASHTRA COUNTRY,GUJARAT COUNTRY ETC.
FOR EXAMPLE-A PERSON WOULD ASK MR. WILLIAM JOHNS THE VISA OFFICER,THAT SIR I WOULD LIKE TO GO TO MUMBAI COUNTRY FROM BIHAR COUNTRY.THEN MR.WILLIAM WOULD REPLY THAT YOU NEED TO TAKE A TRANSIT VISAS FIRST FOR THE UP COUNTRY,THEN A TRANSIT VISA FOR MP COUNTRY AND THEN THE FINAL VISA FOR THE MAHARASHTRA COUNTRY.
SIMILARILY, DEAR MR. JOHNSON,I WOULD LIKE TO GO TO SAANGLI COUNTRY FROM MUMBAI COUNTRY.HE WOULD REPLY THAT FIRST YOU HAVE TO TAKE THE TRANSIT VISA FOR PUNE COUNTRY,THEN SHOLAPUR COUNTRY AND FINALLY THE SAANGLI COUNTRY.UNDERSTOOD?DIVIDE AND RULE POLICY.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
THE STATE OF THE INDIAN POLICE
DEAR READERS,
WE COMPLETELY RELY ON THE POLICE MEN FOR OUR PROTECTION.BUT HAVE EVER SEEN THEIR INTERNAL PROBLEMS.RECENTLY,I INTERVIEWED FEW POLICE MEN INSIDE THE GANDHI MAIDAAN POLICE STATION.THEIR PROBLEMS ARE-
1.EXTERMELY LOW SALARIES
2.ROTTEN PATROLLING VEHICLES
3.POOR UNIFORMS,WITH MOST OF THEM WEARING SLIPPERS
4.THEY ARE PROVIDED EXTREMELY SUB-STANDARD FOOD TO EAT.THEY SEAT ON FLOORS TO TAKE THEIR LUNCHES AND DINNERS
5.THEY ARE EXTREMELY EXPLOITED BY THE POLITICIANS TO DO THE WRONG THINGS,THAT THEY ARE UNWILLINGLY BOUND TO DO,BECAUSE TO SAVE THEIR JOBS
6.THEY ARE EQUIPPED WITH THE 30 YEARS OLD ROTTEN RIFLES
7.THEY DON'T HAVE THE CAFERIAS FOR SNACKS ETC.
8.THEY ARE PHYSICALLY WEAK DUE TO POOR STANDARD OF FOOD
9.THEY ARE NOT PROVIDED WITH THE BULLET PROOF JACKETS
10.THEY ARE NOT EQUIPPED WITH MODERN ARMS AND AMMUNITIONS,SCANNING MACHINES FOR THE CRIMINALS,HI-FI COMMUNICATION SYSTEMSETC. ETC.
NOW WHAT DO YOU EXPECT FROM THEM?
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
WE COMPLETELY RELY ON THE POLICE MEN FOR OUR PROTECTION.BUT HAVE EVER SEEN THEIR INTERNAL PROBLEMS.RECENTLY,I INTERVIEWED FEW POLICE MEN INSIDE THE GANDHI MAIDAAN POLICE STATION.THEIR PROBLEMS ARE-
1.EXTERMELY LOW SALARIES
2.ROTTEN PATROLLING VEHICLES
3.POOR UNIFORMS,WITH MOST OF THEM WEARING SLIPPERS
4.THEY ARE PROVIDED EXTREMELY SUB-STANDARD FOOD TO EAT.THEY SEAT ON FLOORS TO TAKE THEIR LUNCHES AND DINNERS
5.THEY ARE EXTREMELY EXPLOITED BY THE POLITICIANS TO DO THE WRONG THINGS,THAT THEY ARE UNWILLINGLY BOUND TO DO,BECAUSE TO SAVE THEIR JOBS
6.THEY ARE EQUIPPED WITH THE 30 YEARS OLD ROTTEN RIFLES
7.THEY DON'T HAVE THE CAFERIAS FOR SNACKS ETC.
8.THEY ARE PHYSICALLY WEAK DUE TO POOR STANDARD OF FOOD
9.THEY ARE NOT PROVIDED WITH THE BULLET PROOF JACKETS
10.THEY ARE NOT EQUIPPED WITH MODERN ARMS AND AMMUNITIONS,SCANNING MACHINES FOR THE CRIMINALS,HI-FI COMMUNICATION SYSTEMSETC. ETC.
NOW WHAT DO YOU EXPECT FROM THEM?
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
MUMBAI-THE TARGET
DEAR READERS,
MUMBAI IS THE MAIN TARGET OF THE THIRD WORLD WAR THAT IS GOING ON.HOW?
1.THE SERIAL BOMB BLASTS OF 1993
2.THE BOMB BLASTS INSIDE THE LOCAL TRAIN
3.THE BOMB BLAST OF 2007
4.TORTURING OF WOMEN OUTSIDE THE J.W. MARIOTT HOTEL
5.RAPE BY POLICE MAN OF A TEENAGER GIRL
6.MURDER OF BAALA SAHEB THACKERAYS SON DURING THE ROAD ACCIDENT
7.MURDER OF PRAMOD MAHAJAN
8.MURDER OF GULSHAN KUMAR
9.FIRE OF BULLETS ON ACTOR RAKESH ROSHAN
10.THROWING OF EMPTY WINE BOTTLES INSIDE THE AMITABH BACHCHAN'S BUNGALOW.
11.MURDER OF AN ACTRESS DIVYA BHARTI
12.MURDER OF INDUSTRIALISTS INSIDE THE TAJMAHAL HOTEL
13.THE CLOSING OF LADIES BEER BAR
14.THE CLOSING OF DAANDIYAAS,WITHIN THE TIME FRAME OF 10PM,WHICH WAS EARLIER TILL 2 AM IN THE MIDNIGHT
15.DOWNFALL OF BOLLYWOOD MOVIES WITH TITLES LIKE 'KAMINEY'.YET TO COME TITLES LIKE 'KUTTE','HARAAMZAADE','MAADARCHOD',BHONSRIWAALE','BOOR KE BAAL' ETC. ETC.
16.THE BIHAARIS AND UPITES VERSACE MARAATHI FRICTION.
17.THE SHUTTING DOWN OF ALL THE CLOTHES MANUFACTURING MILLS.
18.THE DOWNFALL OF THE MUSIC INDUSTRY DUE TO EXTREMELY 4TH CLASS STANDARD OF MUSIC .ETC,ETC.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
MUMBAI IS THE MAIN TARGET OF THE THIRD WORLD WAR THAT IS GOING ON.HOW?
1.THE SERIAL BOMB BLASTS OF 1993
2.THE BOMB BLASTS INSIDE THE LOCAL TRAIN
3.THE BOMB BLAST OF 2007
4.TORTURING OF WOMEN OUTSIDE THE J.W. MARIOTT HOTEL
5.RAPE BY POLICE MAN OF A TEENAGER GIRL
6.MURDER OF BAALA SAHEB THACKERAYS SON DURING THE ROAD ACCIDENT
7.MURDER OF PRAMOD MAHAJAN
8.MURDER OF GULSHAN KUMAR
9.FIRE OF BULLETS ON ACTOR RAKESH ROSHAN
10.THROWING OF EMPTY WINE BOTTLES INSIDE THE AMITABH BACHCHAN'S BUNGALOW.
11.MURDER OF AN ACTRESS DIVYA BHARTI
12.MURDER OF INDUSTRIALISTS INSIDE THE TAJMAHAL HOTEL
13.THE CLOSING OF LADIES BEER BAR
14.THE CLOSING OF DAANDIYAAS,WITHIN THE TIME FRAME OF 10PM,WHICH WAS EARLIER TILL 2 AM IN THE MIDNIGHT
15.DOWNFALL OF BOLLYWOOD MOVIES WITH TITLES LIKE 'KAMINEY'.YET TO COME TITLES LIKE 'KUTTE','HARAAMZAADE','MAADARCHOD',BHONSRIWAALE','BOOR KE BAAL' ETC. ETC.
16.THE BIHAARIS AND UPITES VERSACE MARAATHI FRICTION.
17.THE SHUTTING DOWN OF ALL THE CLOTHES MANUFACTURING MILLS.
18.THE DOWNFALL OF THE MUSIC INDUSTRY DUE TO EXTREMELY 4TH CLASS STANDARD OF MUSIC .ETC,ETC.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
Tuesday, 8 September 2009
I WANTED TO CREATE THE WORLD RECORD OF TABLA IN THE YEAR 2000 IN-
THE REDFORT.INFRONT OF THE THRONE OF AKBAR,BUT THE SITUATION THERE WAS CHANGED.THE THRONE AND THE COURTYARD OF AKBAR WAS SORROUNDED BY THE IRON CHAINS BY THE INDIAN ARMY,AND I WASN'T ALLOWED TO BREAK THE RECORD THERE.BECAUSE I WANTED TO PERFORM INFRONT OF HIS THRONE LIKE 'TAANSEN' PERFORMED DURING HIS TIME.
ULTIMATELY,I DECIDED TO MAKE THIS RECORD IN THE CENTRAL PARK OF CONNAUGHT PLACE.
SO, TERRORISM IS THE THIRD WORLD WAR.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
ULTIMATELY,I DECIDED TO MAKE THIS RECORD IN THE CENTRAL PARK OF CONNAUGHT PLACE.
SO, TERRORISM IS THE THIRD WORLD WAR.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
MY FIRST EXPERIENCE INSIDE THE REDFORT
DEAR READERS,
I WENT TO THE REDFORT IN 1987.THERE ,I SAT ON THE THE THRONE OF THE GREATEST MUGHAL EMPEROR AKBAR INORDER TO FEEL THAT WHAT KIND OF SUPERNATURAL POWER WAS HIDDEN INSIDE THE THROWN.SIMILARILY,I SAT ON THE THRONE OF HUMAYUN.THEN I WENT TO QUTUB MINAR AND JUMPED THE WALL AND ENTERED THE GRAVEYARDS OF THE MUGHAL EMPERORS AND EMPRESS AND THEIR MINISTERS.I SLEPT ON THEIR GRAVES TO SEARCH FOR ANY INTUITIONS FROM THEM.WHAT I FELT THAT ,THAT I GOT NO INTUITIONS FROM THE GRAVES.THIS MEANS THEIR SOULS HAD ALREADY BEEN ENTERED INTO SOME OTHER HUMAN BEINGS.THEY WERE NOT WANDERING,SINCE CENTURIES HAD PASSED,SINCE THEIR DEATH.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
I WENT TO THE REDFORT IN 1987.THERE ,I SAT ON THE THE THRONE OF THE GREATEST MUGHAL EMPEROR AKBAR INORDER TO FEEL THAT WHAT KIND OF SUPERNATURAL POWER WAS HIDDEN INSIDE THE THROWN.SIMILARILY,I SAT ON THE THRONE OF HUMAYUN.THEN I WENT TO QUTUB MINAR AND JUMPED THE WALL AND ENTERED THE GRAVEYARDS OF THE MUGHAL EMPERORS AND EMPRESS AND THEIR MINISTERS.I SLEPT ON THEIR GRAVES TO SEARCH FOR ANY INTUITIONS FROM THEM.WHAT I FELT THAT ,THAT I GOT NO INTUITIONS FROM THE GRAVES.THIS MEANS THEIR SOULS HAD ALREADY BEEN ENTERED INTO SOME OTHER HUMAN BEINGS.THEY WERE NOT WANDERING,SINCE CENTURIES HAD PASSED,SINCE THEIR DEATH.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
THE THIRD WORLD WAR STARTED IN 1986,SILENTLY.
DEAR READERS,
THE WORLD STARTED SILENTLY IN THE YEAR 1986.HOW?LET ME EXPLAIN YOU.
1.THEY KILLED SMT. INDIRA GANDHI,THE BRAVEST WOMAN OF INDIA,SANJAY GANDHI AND THEN RAJEEV GANDHI.
2.THEY SPLITTED SOVIET UNION BY BRIBING MR. GORBACHOV ON THE BASIS OF PERESTROIKA AND GLASTNOV.
3.THEY INVADED IRAQ
4.THEY INVADED AFGHANISTAN
5.THEY INVADED PAKISTAN
6.THEY ARE IN THE PROCESS OF INVADING INDIA
7.THEY ARE TRYING TO INVADE CHINA.
REMEMBER WHAT SMT. INDIRA GANDHI TOLD 3 DAYS BEFORE HER MURDER?HER 6TH SENSE TOLD HER THAT SHE WAS GOING TO BE KILLED.SHE TOLD"EVEN IF SHE DIED,HER EACH DROP OF BLOOD WOULD PRODUCE MANY MARTYRS".AND WE ARE INSPIRED BY HER.
DUE YOU REMEMBER THE PRESS CONFERENCE THAT TOOK PLACE IN AMERICA AND THE AMERICAN JOURNALISTS PULLING HIS LEGS,AND THE CONFIDENCE WITH WHICH HE REPLIED TO THE JOURNALIST.RAJEEV GANDHI APART
FROM BEING HANDSOME WAS AN EXTREMELY INTELLIGENT PERSONALITY.
THEN,THE ENTER OF TERRORISTS INSIDE THE PARLIAMENT AND REDFORT.
ACTUALLY ,AMERICA DESTROYED IT'S TWIN TOWERS HIMSELF TO SHOW THAT THE TERRORISM IS A GLOBAL PHENOMENA.UNDERSTOOD?
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
THE WORLD STARTED SILENTLY IN THE YEAR 1986.HOW?LET ME EXPLAIN YOU.
1.THEY KILLED SMT. INDIRA GANDHI,THE BRAVEST WOMAN OF INDIA,SANJAY GANDHI AND THEN RAJEEV GANDHI.
2.THEY SPLITTED SOVIET UNION BY BRIBING MR. GORBACHOV ON THE BASIS OF PERESTROIKA AND GLASTNOV.
3.THEY INVADED IRAQ
4.THEY INVADED AFGHANISTAN
5.THEY INVADED PAKISTAN
6.THEY ARE IN THE PROCESS OF INVADING INDIA
7.THEY ARE TRYING TO INVADE CHINA.
REMEMBER WHAT SMT. INDIRA GANDHI TOLD 3 DAYS BEFORE HER MURDER?HER 6TH SENSE TOLD HER THAT SHE WAS GOING TO BE KILLED.SHE TOLD"EVEN IF SHE DIED,HER EACH DROP OF BLOOD WOULD PRODUCE MANY MARTYRS".AND WE ARE INSPIRED BY HER.
DUE YOU REMEMBER THE PRESS CONFERENCE THAT TOOK PLACE IN AMERICA AND THE AMERICAN JOURNALISTS PULLING HIS LEGS,AND THE CONFIDENCE WITH WHICH HE REPLIED TO THE JOURNALIST.RAJEEV GANDHI APART
FROM BEING HANDSOME WAS AN EXTREMELY INTELLIGENT PERSONALITY.
THEN,THE ENTER OF TERRORISTS INSIDE THE PARLIAMENT AND REDFORT.
ACTUALLY ,AMERICA DESTROYED IT'S TWIN TOWERS HIMSELF TO SHOW THAT THE TERRORISM IS A GLOBAL PHENOMENA.UNDERSTOOD?
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
THE MOST EXPENSIVE CONCERT IN PATNA TO TAKE PLACE SOON
DEAR READERS,
MY COMPANY IS GOING TO ORGANIZE THE MOST EXPENSIVE CONCERT IN PATNA AT MOINUL HAQUE STADIUM.THE MAIN PERFORMING ARTISTS WOULD BE-
1.PT. RAVISHANKAR-SITAARIST-BHARAT RATNA-USA
2.USTAAD ZAKIR HUSSAIN-TABLA-USA
3.ANOUSHKA SHANKAR-SITAARIST-USA
4.PT. SHIVA KUMAR SHARMA-SANTOOR PLAYER-MUMBAI
5.PT. HARIPRASAD CHAURASIA-FLUTE-MUMBAI
6.RINKU ADARSH-TABLA-PATNA
APART FROM THIS THERE WOULD MANY OTHER ACCOMPANYING ARTISTS FROM MUMBAI.
THE TICKET CHARGES WOULD BE-$50,$100,$300 AND $500 FOR THE VIP SEATS.
I WOULD REQUEST THE PRIMEMINISTER OF RUSSIA AND PRESIDENT OF UKRAINE TO INAUGURATE THE CONCERT.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
MY COMPANY IS GOING TO ORGANIZE THE MOST EXPENSIVE CONCERT IN PATNA AT MOINUL HAQUE STADIUM.THE MAIN PERFORMING ARTISTS WOULD BE-
1.PT. RAVISHANKAR-SITAARIST-BHARAT RATNA-USA
2.USTAAD ZAKIR HUSSAIN-TABLA-USA
3.ANOUSHKA SHANKAR-SITAARIST-USA
4.PT. SHIVA KUMAR SHARMA-SANTOOR PLAYER-MUMBAI
5.PT. HARIPRASAD CHAURASIA-FLUTE-MUMBAI
6.RINKU ADARSH-TABLA-PATNA
APART FROM THIS THERE WOULD MANY OTHER ACCOMPANYING ARTISTS FROM MUMBAI.
THE TICKET CHARGES WOULD BE-$50,$100,$300 AND $500 FOR THE VIP SEATS.
I WOULD REQUEST THE PRIMEMINISTER OF RUSSIA AND PRESIDENT OF UKRAINE TO INAUGURATE THE CONCERT.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
THE GENEROUS RUSSIANS
DEAR READERS,
THE COST OF THE DEPARTMENTAL STORE THAT I BROKE IN KIEV AFTER DRINKING THE VODKA WAS RS.5 CRORES,AND I WASN'T PUNISHED FOR THIS.
ON CONTRARY IF A HUNGARY POOR BOY OF INDIA STEALS THE BREAD TO FEED HIS EMPTY STOMACH,THEN PEOPLE CALL HIM A THIEF AND BEATS HIM TILL HE DIES.THINK,HOW CRUEL ARE WE?THIS CRUELTY IS THE RESULT OF FRUSTRATIONS THAT INDIANS HAVE,THAT THEIR COUNTRY'S FUTURE IS DARK.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
THE COST OF THE DEPARTMENTAL STORE THAT I BROKE IN KIEV AFTER DRINKING THE VODKA WAS RS.5 CRORES,AND I WASN'T PUNISHED FOR THIS.
ON CONTRARY IF A HUNGARY POOR BOY OF INDIA STEALS THE BREAD TO FEED HIS EMPTY STOMACH,THEN PEOPLE CALL HIM A THIEF AND BEATS HIM TILL HE DIES.THINK,HOW CRUEL ARE WE?THIS CRUELTY IS THE RESULT OF FRUSTRATIONS THAT INDIANS HAVE,THAT THEIR COUNTRY'S FUTURE IS DARK.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
Monday, 7 September 2009
PREPARATIONS FOR THE THIRD WORLD WAR
DEAR INDIAN CITIZENS,
THE WORLD WAR CAN'T BE WON WITHOUT THE PARTICIPATION OF ALL THE 1.2 BILLION CITIZENS,TO HELP THE INDIAN ARMY.THE FOLLOWING PREPARATIONS ARE REQUIRED-
1.DURING THE WAR ,THE ENEMIES WOULD FIRST TARGET THE COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS,SO THAT IT WOULD BECOME DIFFICULT FOR US TO COMMUNICATE AND MOVE FROM ONE PLACE TO THE OTHER,LIKE COMPUTERS WOULD FAIL TO WORK,RADIO STATIONS WOULD FAIL TO BROADCAST THE NEWS,TV CHANNELS WOULD FAIL TO COMMUNICATE,RAILWAY TRACKS WOULD BE BROKEN.SO,WE WOULD HAVE TO MOVE ON THE OUR OWN LEGS.
2.CAVES-NEEDS TO BE BUILT TO PROTECT OUR SELVES FROM THE ATOM BOMBS THAT WOULD BE DROPPED
3.WE WOULD NEED ENOUGH IRON TO MAKE MORE PRIVATE ARMS AND AMMUNITIONS.THAT WE COULD GET FROM THE TATA STEEL.
4.THERE ARE ENOUGH URANIUM AND THORIUM IN JHARKHAND TO MAKE THE NUCLEAR WEAPONS.OTHER MINERALS AND METALS LIKE COPPER,BOXITE,TIN,SULPHUR,POTASSIUM,ETC. NEEDED TO MAKE BILLIONS OF CARTRIDGES AND BOMBS
5.THE CHEMICAL LABORATORIES WOULD BE NECESSARY TO ESTABLISH TO MAKE THE CHEMICAL WEAPONS.
6.BIOLOGICAL LABORATORIES WOULD BE NEEDED TO ESTABLISH TO MAKE BIOLOGICAL WEAPONS
7.FOOD GRAINS-PLENTY OF FOOD GRAINS WOULD HAVE TO BE RESERVED BECAUSE THE WAR WOULD BE EXTREMELY COMPETITIVE AND COULD LAST FOR 7 YEARS.
8.MILLIONS OF GALLONS OF PETROLEUM WOULD BE NECESSARY TO STOCK FOR COMMUNICATION AND FOR MAKING THE PETROL BOMBS.
9.MILLIONS OF INDIANS WOULD HAVE TO SACRIFICE THEIR LIVES.
IF WE WIN THIS WAR WE WOULD BECOME THE MOST ADVANCED NATION AND IF WE WOULD LOOSE IT THEN WE WOULD BECOME THE SECOND MOST ADVANCED NATIONS.
10.START BUYING AS MUCH OF ARMS AND AMMUNITIONS AS POSSIBLE.
NOW,THE QUESTION ARISES THAT HOW AM I SURE THAT THE THIRD WORLD WAR WOULD TAKE PLACE?THE ANSWER IS THAT LORD SHIVA THE DESTRUCTOR OF ENEMIES HAS OPENED HIS THIRD EYE AND GODDESS KAALI,THE DESTRUCTOR OF THE ENEMIES,MONSTERS IS DEMANDING MILLIONS OF GALLONS OF HUMAN BLOOD TO DRINK.THIS WHAT THE BEST SANSKRIT PANDITS OF BHU,DEPARTMENT OF SANSKRIT,ASTROLOGY AND SUPER NATURAL POWER HAVE FORECASTED.THEY ALSO TOLD ME THAT USA IS NO LONGER GOING TO MAINTAIN ITS MONOPOLY,BUT SOME OTHER COUNTRY WOULD BREAK ITS MONOPOLY.NOW,WHO COULD BE THAT COUNTRY?INDIA,CHINA,RUSSIA ,UKRAINE OR
JAPAN,ITS DIFFICULT TOSAY. THIS WOULD BE THE FINEST OCCASSIONS FOR THE JAPANESE TO TAKE THE REVENGE OF HIROSHIMA AND NAGASAKI.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
THE WORLD WAR CAN'T BE WON WITHOUT THE PARTICIPATION OF ALL THE 1.2 BILLION CITIZENS,TO HELP THE INDIAN ARMY.THE FOLLOWING PREPARATIONS ARE REQUIRED-
1.DURING THE WAR ,THE ENEMIES WOULD FIRST TARGET THE COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS,SO THAT IT WOULD BECOME DIFFICULT FOR US TO COMMUNICATE AND MOVE FROM ONE PLACE TO THE OTHER,LIKE COMPUTERS WOULD FAIL TO WORK,RADIO STATIONS WOULD FAIL TO BROADCAST THE NEWS,TV CHANNELS WOULD FAIL TO COMMUNICATE,RAILWAY TRACKS WOULD BE BROKEN.SO,WE WOULD HAVE TO MOVE ON THE OUR OWN LEGS.
2.CAVES-NEEDS TO BE BUILT TO PROTECT OUR SELVES FROM THE ATOM BOMBS THAT WOULD BE DROPPED
3.WE WOULD NEED ENOUGH IRON TO MAKE MORE PRIVATE ARMS AND AMMUNITIONS.THAT WE COULD GET FROM THE TATA STEEL.
4.THERE ARE ENOUGH URANIUM AND THORIUM IN JHARKHAND TO MAKE THE NUCLEAR WEAPONS.OTHER MINERALS AND METALS LIKE COPPER,BOXITE,TIN,SULPHUR,POTASSIUM,ETC. NEEDED TO MAKE BILLIONS OF CARTRIDGES AND BOMBS
5.THE CHEMICAL LABORATORIES WOULD BE NECESSARY TO ESTABLISH TO MAKE THE CHEMICAL WEAPONS.
6.BIOLOGICAL LABORATORIES WOULD BE NEEDED TO ESTABLISH TO MAKE BIOLOGICAL WEAPONS
7.FOOD GRAINS-PLENTY OF FOOD GRAINS WOULD HAVE TO BE RESERVED BECAUSE THE WAR WOULD BE EXTREMELY COMPETITIVE AND COULD LAST FOR 7 YEARS.
8.MILLIONS OF GALLONS OF PETROLEUM WOULD BE NECESSARY TO STOCK FOR COMMUNICATION AND FOR MAKING THE PETROL BOMBS.
9.MILLIONS OF INDIANS WOULD HAVE TO SACRIFICE THEIR LIVES.
IF WE WIN THIS WAR WE WOULD BECOME THE MOST ADVANCED NATION AND IF WE WOULD LOOSE IT THEN WE WOULD BECOME THE SECOND MOST ADVANCED NATIONS.
10.START BUYING AS MUCH OF ARMS AND AMMUNITIONS AS POSSIBLE.
NOW,THE QUESTION ARISES THAT HOW AM I SURE THAT THE THIRD WORLD WAR WOULD TAKE PLACE?THE ANSWER IS THAT LORD SHIVA THE DESTRUCTOR OF ENEMIES HAS OPENED HIS THIRD EYE AND GODDESS KAALI,THE DESTRUCTOR OF THE ENEMIES,MONSTERS IS DEMANDING MILLIONS OF GALLONS OF HUMAN BLOOD TO DRINK.THIS WHAT THE BEST SANSKRIT PANDITS OF BHU,DEPARTMENT OF SANSKRIT,ASTROLOGY AND SUPER NATURAL POWER HAVE FORECASTED.THEY ALSO TOLD ME THAT USA IS NO LONGER GOING TO MAINTAIN ITS MONOPOLY,BUT SOME OTHER COUNTRY WOULD BREAK ITS MONOPOLY.NOW,WHO COULD BE THAT COUNTRY?INDIA,CHINA,RUSSIA ,UKRAINE OR
JAPAN,ITS DIFFICULT TOSAY. THIS WOULD BE THE FINEST OCCASSIONS FOR THE JAPANESE TO TAKE THE REVENGE OF HIROSHIMA AND NAGASAKI.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
MARIA SHARAPOVA-WORLD'S NO.1 TENNIS PLAYER
DEAR READERS,
I VERY MUCH ADMIRE MARIA SHARAPOVA OF RUSSIA AND WOULD LIKE TO MEET HER.I LIKE HER PERSONALITY AND DEDICATION TOWARDS HER GAMES.I ALSO APPRECIATE HER PULCHRITUDE(BEAUTY).
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
I VERY MUCH ADMIRE MARIA SHARAPOVA OF RUSSIA AND WOULD LIKE TO MEET HER.I LIKE HER PERSONALITY AND DEDICATION TOWARDS HER GAMES.I ALSO APPRECIATE HER PULCHRITUDE(BEAUTY).
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
LENA BECAME PREGNANT
DEAR READERS,
LENA BECAME PREGNANT AND WITHOUT TELLING ME ,SPENT HER MONEY ON ABORTION.AFTER THAT SHE TOLD ME THAT IT COSTED HER $500 FOR THE ABORTION,I REALLY FELT SHAME BECAUSE I WAS PENNILESS AND SHE FED ME FOR 6MONTHS.
WHAT COULD HAVE HAD HAPPENED IF THIS LENA BELONGED TO US.FIRST OF ALL SUCH A BEAUTY QUEEN IS HARD TO FIND IN US AND IF FORTUNATELY YOU GET IT,THEN IT WOULD CHARGE YOU MORE THAN $1LAKHS PER NIGHT.I SLEPT WITH LENA FOR 730 NIGHTS WHICH IS EQUIVALENT TO $730 LAKHS,PLUS $50,000 FOR FEEDING ME FOR 6 MONTHS ,PLUS $1LAKH FOR THE ABORTION,$1 LAKH OF PENALTY FOR THE RAPE CHARGE.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
LENA BECAME PREGNANT AND WITHOUT TELLING ME ,SPENT HER MONEY ON ABORTION.AFTER THAT SHE TOLD ME THAT IT COSTED HER $500 FOR THE ABORTION,I REALLY FELT SHAME BECAUSE I WAS PENNILESS AND SHE FED ME FOR 6MONTHS.
WHAT COULD HAVE HAD HAPPENED IF THIS LENA BELONGED TO US.FIRST OF ALL SUCH A BEAUTY QUEEN IS HARD TO FIND IN US AND IF FORTUNATELY YOU GET IT,THEN IT WOULD CHARGE YOU MORE THAN $1LAKHS PER NIGHT.I SLEPT WITH LENA FOR 730 NIGHTS WHICH IS EQUIVALENT TO $730 LAKHS,PLUS $50,000 FOR FEEDING ME FOR 6 MONTHS ,PLUS $1LAKH FOR THE ABORTION,$1 LAKH OF PENALTY FOR THE RAPE CHARGE.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
THE AIM OF THE BRITISHERS
DEAR READERS,
AS YOU ALL KNOW THAT 'BRAMHAA' (BRAHMIN) CREATED THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE ACCORDING TO THE HINDU RELIGIOUS BOOK,'VISHNU' MANAGES THE THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE AND 'MAHESH' (LORD SHIVA), DESTRUCTS THE ENEMIES.
THE FOUNDATION OF CONGRESS PARTY WAS DONE BY PT. JAWAHAR LAL NEHRU(BRAHMIN),THE FIRST PRIME MINISTER OF INDIA,SMT. INDIRA GANDHI(BRAHMIN).THE BLOOD OF BRAHMIN WAS ALSO RUNNING IN THE BODIES OF SANJAY GANDHI AND RAJEEV GANDHI.THE BLOOD OF BRAHMINS ARE STILL RUNNING IN THE BODIES OF RAAHUL GANDHI AND VARUN GANDHI.
SO, THEY KILLED SMT.INDIRA GANDHI,SRI RAJEEV GANDHI,SRI SANJAY GANDHI TO
FINISH THE BRAHMINS DYNASTY.THEY VERY WELL KNOW THAT THE BRAHMINS COULD ONLY RULE THE INDIA PROPERLY.
THE PRESENT GOVERNMENT GOT ITS MAJORITY ON THE GOOD WILL OF PT.JAWAHAR LAL NEHRU AND SMT. INDIRA GANDHI,ANY50% ON THE MANIPULATION OF EVM(ELECTRONIC VOTING MACHINE).
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
AS YOU ALL KNOW THAT 'BRAMHAA' (BRAHMIN) CREATED THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE ACCORDING TO THE HINDU RELIGIOUS BOOK,'VISHNU' MANAGES THE THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE AND 'MAHESH' (LORD SHIVA), DESTRUCTS THE ENEMIES.
THE FOUNDATION OF CONGRESS PARTY WAS DONE BY PT. JAWAHAR LAL NEHRU(BRAHMIN),THE FIRST PRIME MINISTER OF INDIA,SMT. INDIRA GANDHI(BRAHMIN).THE BLOOD OF BRAHMIN WAS ALSO RUNNING IN THE BODIES OF SANJAY GANDHI AND RAJEEV GANDHI.THE BLOOD OF BRAHMINS ARE STILL RUNNING IN THE BODIES OF RAAHUL GANDHI AND VARUN GANDHI.
SO, THEY KILLED SMT.INDIRA GANDHI,SRI RAJEEV GANDHI,SRI SANJAY GANDHI TO
FINISH THE BRAHMINS DYNASTY.THEY VERY WELL KNOW THAT THE BRAHMINS COULD ONLY RULE THE INDIA PROPERLY.
THE PRESENT GOVERNMENT GOT ITS MAJORITY ON THE GOOD WILL OF PT.JAWAHAR LAL NEHRU AND SMT. INDIRA GANDHI,ANY50% ON THE MANIPULATION OF EVM(ELECTRONIC VOTING MACHINE).
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
Sunday, 6 September 2009
THE NAME OF THE FEW GREAT MUSICIANS AND ARTISTS OF INDIA ,WHO ARE MORE SUCCESSFUL THAN AMITABH BACHCHAN
DEAR READERS,
I WOULD LIKE TO PROVIDE YOU THE LIST OF THE FEW MOST SUCCESSFUL AND KNOWLEDGEABLE ARTISTS OF INDIA WHO ARE MORE SUCCESSFUL IN THEIR CAREERS THAN AMITABH BACHCHAN-THE NAMES ARE-
1.USTAAD ZAKIR HUSSAIN-THE BEST TABLA PLAYER OF THE UNIVERSE,WITH EXTREMELY HIGH KNOWLEDGE ABOUT MUSIC ,AS THE WHOLE WORLD KNOWS HIM AND YOU COULD FIND HIS CD'S IN ANY MUSIC STORE OF THE WORLD.
2.PANDIT RAVISHANKAR (GURU JI)-THE BEST SITAAR PLAYER OF THE UNIVERSE,WITH THE AWARD OF BHARAT RATNA,AND 32 DOCTORATE DEGREES FROM THE DIFFERNT UNIVERSITIES OF THE WORLD.HIS TWO DAUGHTERS-NORAH JONES IS THE BEST POP SINGER OF THE UNITED STATES AND THE SECOND ANOUSHKA SHANKAR IS A WORLD FAMOUS FEMALE SITARIST.FOR DETAILS LOG ON TO www.ravishankar.org or www.anoushka shanker.org.
3.PT. BHIMSEN JOSHI-THE BEST CLASSICAL SINGER OF THE WORLD.
4.PT. JASRAJ-THE BEST CLASSICAL SINGER OF THE WORLD
5.USTAAD BISMILLAH KHAN-AWARDED BHARAT RATNA AND THE BEST SHEHNAI PLAYER OF THE WORLD.
6.PT.GODAI JI MAHARAJ-THE BEST TABLA PLAYER OF HIS TIK-ME
7.PT. KISHAN JI MAHARAJ-MY GURUJI,WORLD'S BEST TABLA PLAYER OF THE WORLD OF HIS TIME
8.USTAAD ALLAH RAKHA KHAN-MY GURUJI ,THE FATHER OF USTAAD ZAKIR HUSSAIN,WORLD'S BEST TABLA PLAYER OF HIS TIME.
9.PT. GANGA DAYAL PANDEY(MY GURUJI)-THE BEST UNSELFISH TABLA PLAYER OF THE WORLD.
10.PT. BIRJU MAHARAJ JI-THE BEST KATHAK DANCER OF THE WORLD.
11.PT. HARIPRASAD CHAURASIA JI-THE BEST FLUTE PLAYER OF THE WORLD
12.PT. SHIVA KUMAR SHARMA-THE BEST SANTOOR PLAYER OF THE WORLD.
13.SMT. KISHORI AMONKAR-THE BEST FEMALE CLASSICAL SINGER OF THE WORLD.
THEIR EARNINGS-PANDIT RAVI SHANKER CHARGES RS.30 LAKHS FOR HIS ONE HOUR
RECITAL.AND IS BOOKED FOR 3 YEARS TILL 2012.ALL THE TICKETS HAVE BEEN SOLD IN AN ADVANCE AND ALL THE BIGGEST AUDITORIUMS OF THE WORLD HAVE HUNGED THE BOARD OF HOUSE FULL IN ADVANCE.MOREVER,HE EARNS CRORES OF RUPEES AS ROYALTY ON BEHALF OF HIS ENORMOUS CASSETTES AND CD'S BEING SOLD THROUGHOUT THE WORLD.
AND THE BEST OF ALL THESE NAMES..........................HOLD YOUR BREATH'USTAAD ALLAUDDIN KHAN'.THE VERSATILE MUSICIAN.PLAYED 22 INSTRUMENTS AND WAS EXTREMELY TALENTED.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
I WOULD LIKE TO PROVIDE YOU THE LIST OF THE FEW MOST SUCCESSFUL AND KNOWLEDGEABLE ARTISTS OF INDIA WHO ARE MORE SUCCESSFUL IN THEIR CAREERS THAN AMITABH BACHCHAN-THE NAMES ARE-
1.USTAAD ZAKIR HUSSAIN-THE BEST TABLA PLAYER OF THE UNIVERSE,WITH EXTREMELY HIGH KNOWLEDGE ABOUT MUSIC ,AS THE WHOLE WORLD KNOWS HIM AND YOU COULD FIND HIS CD'S IN ANY MUSIC STORE OF THE WORLD.
2.PANDIT RAVISHANKAR (GURU JI)-THE BEST SITAAR PLAYER OF THE UNIVERSE,WITH THE AWARD OF BHARAT RATNA,AND 32 DOCTORATE DEGREES FROM THE DIFFERNT UNIVERSITIES OF THE WORLD.HIS TWO DAUGHTERS-NORAH JONES IS THE BEST POP SINGER OF THE UNITED STATES AND THE SECOND ANOUSHKA SHANKAR IS A WORLD FAMOUS FEMALE SITARIST.FOR DETAILS LOG ON TO www.ravishankar.org or www.anoushka shanker.org.
3.PT. BHIMSEN JOSHI-THE BEST CLASSICAL SINGER OF THE WORLD.
4.PT. JASRAJ-THE BEST CLASSICAL SINGER OF THE WORLD
5.USTAAD BISMILLAH KHAN-AWARDED BHARAT RATNA AND THE BEST SHEHNAI PLAYER OF THE WORLD.
6.PT.GODAI JI MAHARAJ-THE BEST TABLA PLAYER OF HIS TIK-ME
7.PT. KISHAN JI MAHARAJ-MY GURUJI,WORLD'S BEST TABLA PLAYER OF THE WORLD OF HIS TIME
8.USTAAD ALLAH RAKHA KHAN-MY GURUJI ,THE FATHER OF USTAAD ZAKIR HUSSAIN,WORLD'S BEST TABLA PLAYER OF HIS TIME.
9.PT. GANGA DAYAL PANDEY(MY GURUJI)-THE BEST UNSELFISH TABLA PLAYER OF THE WORLD.
10.PT. BIRJU MAHARAJ JI-THE BEST KATHAK DANCER OF THE WORLD.
11.PT. HARIPRASAD CHAURASIA JI-THE BEST FLUTE PLAYER OF THE WORLD
12.PT. SHIVA KUMAR SHARMA-THE BEST SANTOOR PLAYER OF THE WORLD.
13.SMT. KISHORI AMONKAR-THE BEST FEMALE CLASSICAL SINGER OF THE WORLD.
THEIR EARNINGS-PANDIT RAVI SHANKER CHARGES RS.30 LAKHS FOR HIS ONE HOUR
RECITAL.AND IS BOOKED FOR 3 YEARS TILL 2012.ALL THE TICKETS HAVE BEEN SOLD IN AN ADVANCE AND ALL THE BIGGEST AUDITORIUMS OF THE WORLD HAVE HUNGED THE BOARD OF HOUSE FULL IN ADVANCE.MOREVER,HE EARNS CRORES OF RUPEES AS ROYALTY ON BEHALF OF HIS ENORMOUS CASSETTES AND CD'S BEING SOLD THROUGHOUT THE WORLD.
AND THE BEST OF ALL THESE NAMES..........................HOLD YOUR BREATH'USTAAD ALLAUDDIN KHAN'.THE VERSATILE MUSICIAN.PLAYED 22 INSTRUMENTS AND WAS EXTREMELY TALENTED.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
THE MUSICAL DEPTH OF BOLLYWOOD
DEAR READERS,
I WENT TO THE SAHARA RECORDING STUDIO WHICH IS SITUATED IN THE GOREGAON (W) OF MUMBAI.AFTER BREAKING THE NATIONAL RECORD OF TABLA IN 1997.I SHOWED THE MUSICIANS THEIR MY PRESS CLIPPINGS ,THEY APPRECIATED IT AND TOLD ME TO PLAY TABLA AND THAT TOO ON 17 MAATRAAS(17 BEATS).I TOLD ,FINE,PLEASE PLAY THE LEHRA OF 17 BEATS ON THE HARMONIUM.THE BEST SYNTHESIZER PLAYER OF MUMBAI TRIED TO MAKE THE LEHRA OF 17 BEATS FOR HALF AN HOUR AND SURRENDERD.THEN ,I TOLD FINE PLEASE PLAY THE LEHRA OF 16 BEATS.THE STUDIO WAS FULL OF PERCUSSIONIST AS THE FILM RECORDING WAS GOING TO START.THERA WERE 20 BEST TABLA PLAYERS LISTENING TO ME,10 DHOLAK AND NAAL PLAYERS,5 DRUM PLAYERS,5 GUITARISTS,5 SYNTHESIZER PLAYERS,5 SAXOPHONE PLAYERS,15 VIOLINISTS ETC. AFTER MY 30 MINUTES OF TABLA RECITAL THE ENTIRE MUSICIANS CONTINUED CLAPPING FOR 10 MINUTES.
THE PRODUCER WHO WAS SITTING IN THE RECORDING CONTROL ROOM WAS WATCHING ALL THESE ACTIVITIES ALONG WITH THE FILM STARS,CALLED ME INSIDE THE CABIN AND STARTED SCOLDING ME INFRONT OF THE FILM STARS IN JEALOUSY,BECAUSE HE FELT DEMORALISED,BECAUSE THAT TEAM BELONGED TO THE NO.1 MUSIC DIRECTOR OF BOLLYWOOD WHOM HE PAID RS. 1 CRORE FOR THE MUSIC DIRECTION.HE TOLD ME THAT I WASTED HIS 1 HR. TIME ,SO THIS WAS A LOSS OF RS. 25,000 FOR HIM.THEN I RETURNED BACK .THIS THE STANDARD OF BOLLYWOOD.GOT IT?
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
I WENT TO THE SAHARA RECORDING STUDIO WHICH IS SITUATED IN THE GOREGAON (W) OF MUMBAI.AFTER BREAKING THE NATIONAL RECORD OF TABLA IN 1997.I SHOWED THE MUSICIANS THEIR MY PRESS CLIPPINGS ,THEY APPRECIATED IT AND TOLD ME TO PLAY TABLA AND THAT TOO ON 17 MAATRAAS(17 BEATS).I TOLD ,FINE,PLEASE PLAY THE LEHRA OF 17 BEATS ON THE HARMONIUM.THE BEST SYNTHESIZER PLAYER OF MUMBAI TRIED TO MAKE THE LEHRA OF 17 BEATS FOR HALF AN HOUR AND SURRENDERD.THEN ,I TOLD FINE PLEASE PLAY THE LEHRA OF 16 BEATS.THE STUDIO WAS FULL OF PERCUSSIONIST AS THE FILM RECORDING WAS GOING TO START.THERA WERE 20 BEST TABLA PLAYERS LISTENING TO ME,10 DHOLAK AND NAAL PLAYERS,5 DRUM PLAYERS,5 GUITARISTS,5 SYNTHESIZER PLAYERS,5 SAXOPHONE PLAYERS,15 VIOLINISTS ETC. AFTER MY 30 MINUTES OF TABLA RECITAL THE ENTIRE MUSICIANS CONTINUED CLAPPING FOR 10 MINUTES.
THE PRODUCER WHO WAS SITTING IN THE RECORDING CONTROL ROOM WAS WATCHING ALL THESE ACTIVITIES ALONG WITH THE FILM STARS,CALLED ME INSIDE THE CABIN AND STARTED SCOLDING ME INFRONT OF THE FILM STARS IN JEALOUSY,BECAUSE HE FELT DEMORALISED,BECAUSE THAT TEAM BELONGED TO THE NO.1 MUSIC DIRECTOR OF BOLLYWOOD WHOM HE PAID RS. 1 CRORE FOR THE MUSIC DIRECTION.HE TOLD ME THAT I WASTED HIS 1 HR. TIME ,SO THIS WAS A LOSS OF RS. 25,000 FOR HIM.THEN I RETURNED BACK .THIS THE STANDARD OF BOLLYWOOD.GOT IT?
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
WHY INDIAN CITIZENS BLAME THE POLITICIANS FOR THE CORRUPTIONS?
DEAR INDIAN CITIZENS,
HELLO.WHY DO YOU BLAME THE POLITICIANS FOR THE INCREASED CORRUPTION AND DOWNFALL OF INDIA?WHAT A COUPLE OF POLITICINS COULD DO FOR THIS COUNTRY,WHEN THE ENTIRE 1.2 BILLIONS ARE IGNORANT ABOUT THEIR FUNDAMENTAL RIGHTS AND DUTIES.HOW MANY OF THE INDIAN CITIZENS DEVOTE THEIR TIME FOR THE WELFARE OF THIS COUNTRY?IT'S EXTREMELY RARER PEOPLE.WHAT DO YOU INVEST YOUR TIME IN?IN MAKING MONEY ANY HOW,IN EDUCATING YOUR SON,SAVING MONEY FOR YOURS DAUGHTER MARRIAGE,COMPETITING WITH YOUR FRIENDS AND NEIGHBOURS.HOW?
1.ONCE YOUR NEIGHBOUR BUYS A SCOOTER ,YOU BUY A MOTOR CYCLE TO SHOW YOUR SUPERIOITY.ONCE YOUR NEIGHBOUR BUYS A TATA NANO,YOU BUY MARUTI SUZUKI TO SHOW YOUR SUPERIORITY.ONCE YOUR NEIGHBOUR BUYS A MARUTI SUZUKI ,YOU BUY A TATA INDICAAND THEN,TATA SUMO,TATA SAFARI,CHEVORLET,CITY HONDA,MITSUBISHI,MERCEDEZ BENZ,FERRARI ETC.,ETC.
2.SONS-MY SON IS AN ENGINEER FROM PATNA ENGINEERING COLLEGE,OH! MY SON IS AN ENGINEER FROM BHU,AAH! MY SON IS AN ENGINEER FROM IIT DELHI,HOON! MY SON IS AN ENGINEER FROM IIT KANPUR,FUCK! MY SON IS AN ENGINEER FROM MIT(MASACHUSETTES INSTITUTE OF TECHNOLOGY,USA),ETC. ETC.
2.DAUGHTERS-MY DAUGHTER GOT MARRIED TO AN ENGINEER,HA!MY DAUGHTER GOT MARRIED TO A DOCTOR,FUCK! MY DAUGHTER GOT MARRIED TO AN IAS OFFICER,HOON! MY DAUGHTER GOT MARRIED TO A FILM STAR,HAHA! MY DAUGHTER GOT MARRIED TO AN INDUSTRIALIST ETC.ETC.
3.PROPERTIES-I BOUGHT A FLAT IN PATNA,AH! I BOUGHT A FLAT IN NEW DELHI,OH! I BOUGHT A FLAT IN MUMBAI,FOLLOWED BY HAVING MULTIPLE FLATS,MULTIPLE BUNGALOWS,MULTIPLE INDUSTRIES,MULTIPLE MNC'S ETC.ETC.
3.BANK BALANCE-I HAVE 50 LAHS IN MY BANK,I HAVE 1 CRORES,IHAVE 50 CRORES,I HAVE 1 LAKH CRORES ETC.ETC.
4.HOW MUCH MONEY DO YOU SPEND ON BUYING ARMS AND AMMUNITIONS FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY.WHY DO YOU RELY COMPLETELY ON THE POLICE MEN FOR YOUR
SAFETY.BECAUSE YOU PEOPLE ARE COWARD.HAD THE EXECUTIVES WHO GOT MURDERED INSIDE THE TAJ MAHAL HOTEL HAD LATEST MOUSERS ALONG WITH THEM,THEN THEY COULDN'T HAVE BEEN ON CONTRARY THEY WOULD HIMSELF HAD KILLED THOSE TERRORIST.SO, START INVESTING AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE IN BUYING LICENSED LATEST MOUSERS AND CARRY IT WITH YOU ALWAYS,BECAUSE THE THIRD
WORLD WAR IS UNAVOIDABLE.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF INDIA IS ENSLAVED AGAIN?YOUR WIVES AND DAUGHTERS WOULD BE RAPED BY THE FOREIGNERS,YOU AND YOUR SONS WOULD BE IMPRISONED IN THE CELLULAR JAIL OF PORTBLAIR.YOUR WHOLE PROPERTY WOULD BE ROBBED.ALL OF THE MALES WOULD BE USED AS AN INSTRUMENT LIKE SLAVES DURING THE WAR AND KILLED.SO, START PREPARING YOUR SELF FOR THE THIRD WORLD WAR AND PROTECT YOUR COUNTRY.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
HELLO.WHY DO YOU BLAME THE POLITICIANS FOR THE INCREASED CORRUPTION AND DOWNFALL OF INDIA?WHAT A COUPLE OF POLITICINS COULD DO FOR THIS COUNTRY,WHEN THE ENTIRE 1.2 BILLIONS ARE IGNORANT ABOUT THEIR FUNDAMENTAL RIGHTS AND DUTIES.HOW MANY OF THE INDIAN CITIZENS DEVOTE THEIR TIME FOR THE WELFARE OF THIS COUNTRY?IT'S EXTREMELY RARER PEOPLE.WHAT DO YOU INVEST YOUR TIME IN?IN MAKING MONEY ANY HOW,IN EDUCATING YOUR SON,SAVING MONEY FOR YOURS DAUGHTER MARRIAGE,COMPETITING WITH YOUR FRIENDS AND NEIGHBOURS.HOW?
1.ONCE YOUR NEIGHBOUR BUYS A SCOOTER ,YOU BUY A MOTOR CYCLE TO SHOW YOUR SUPERIOITY.ONCE YOUR NEIGHBOUR BUYS A TATA NANO,YOU BUY MARUTI SUZUKI TO SHOW YOUR SUPERIORITY.ONCE YOUR NEIGHBOUR BUYS A MARUTI SUZUKI ,YOU BUY A TATA INDICAAND THEN,TATA SUMO,TATA SAFARI,CHEVORLET,CITY HONDA,MITSUBISHI,MERCEDEZ BENZ,FERRARI ETC.,ETC.
2.SONS-MY SON IS AN ENGINEER FROM PATNA ENGINEERING COLLEGE,OH! MY SON IS AN ENGINEER FROM BHU,AAH! MY SON IS AN ENGINEER FROM IIT DELHI,HOON! MY SON IS AN ENGINEER FROM IIT KANPUR,FUCK! MY SON IS AN ENGINEER FROM MIT(MASACHUSETTES INSTITUTE OF TECHNOLOGY,USA),ETC. ETC.
2.DAUGHTERS-MY DAUGHTER GOT MARRIED TO AN ENGINEER,HA!MY DAUGHTER GOT MARRIED TO A DOCTOR,FUCK! MY DAUGHTER GOT MARRIED TO AN IAS OFFICER,HOON! MY DAUGHTER GOT MARRIED TO A FILM STAR,HAHA! MY DAUGHTER GOT MARRIED TO AN INDUSTRIALIST ETC.ETC.
3.PROPERTIES-I BOUGHT A FLAT IN PATNA,AH! I BOUGHT A FLAT IN NEW DELHI,OH! I BOUGHT A FLAT IN MUMBAI,FOLLOWED BY HAVING MULTIPLE FLATS,MULTIPLE BUNGALOWS,MULTIPLE INDUSTRIES,MULTIPLE MNC'S ETC.ETC.
3.BANK BALANCE-I HAVE 50 LAHS IN MY BANK,I HAVE 1 CRORES,IHAVE 50 CRORES,I HAVE 1 LAKH CRORES ETC.ETC.
4.HOW MUCH MONEY DO YOU SPEND ON BUYING ARMS AND AMMUNITIONS FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY.WHY DO YOU RELY COMPLETELY ON THE POLICE MEN FOR YOUR
SAFETY.BECAUSE YOU PEOPLE ARE COWARD.HAD THE EXECUTIVES WHO GOT MURDERED INSIDE THE TAJ MAHAL HOTEL HAD LATEST MOUSERS ALONG WITH THEM,THEN THEY COULDN'T HAVE BEEN ON CONTRARY THEY WOULD HIMSELF HAD KILLED THOSE TERRORIST.SO, START INVESTING AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE IN BUYING LICENSED LATEST MOUSERS AND CARRY IT WITH YOU ALWAYS,BECAUSE THE THIRD
WORLD WAR IS UNAVOIDABLE.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF INDIA IS ENSLAVED AGAIN?YOUR WIVES AND DAUGHTERS WOULD BE RAPED BY THE FOREIGNERS,YOU AND YOUR SONS WOULD BE IMPRISONED IN THE CELLULAR JAIL OF PORTBLAIR.YOUR WHOLE PROPERTY WOULD BE ROBBED.ALL OF THE MALES WOULD BE USED AS AN INSTRUMENT LIKE SLAVES DURING THE WAR AND KILLED.SO, START PREPARING YOUR SELF FOR THE THIRD WORLD WAR AND PROTECT YOUR COUNTRY.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
Saturday, 5 September 2009
WHY EMPEROR MICHAEL JACKSON WAS KILLED?
DEAR READERS,
EMPEROR MICHAEL JACKSON WAS ONLY KILLED BECAUSE HE WAS A 'BLACK'.THE WHITES FEARED THAT IF HE STARTED HIS MUSICAL CAMPAIGN,THEN HE WOULD TURN INTO THE RICHEST PERSON OF THE WORLD.
I MET A BLACK AMERICAN IN KIEV AND HE TOLD ME THAT THE AMERICA ACTUALLY BELONGED TO RED INDIANS(BLACK),BUT THE WHITES HAVE CAPTURED IT AND HAVE MADE THEM A SLAVES IN THEIR OWN COUNTRY.THE BLACKS HAVE EXTREMELY POOR CONDITION OF LIVING WHILE THE WHITES ENJOYED THE LUXURIES OF THE LIFE.THEN ,I TOLD HIM THAT WHY YOU PEOPLE DON'T REVOLT AGAINST THEM.HE REPLIED THAT ,IT COULD ONLY BE POSSIBLE IF INDIA SUPPORTED THEM.
PRINCESS DIANA WAS PREGNANT AT THE TIME OF HER KILLING.THINK,HOW CRUEL ARE THE BRITISHERS THAT THEY KILLED THEIR OWN PREGNANT DAUGHTER.IF THEY CANT BE HONEST TOWARDS THEIR DAUGHTERS ,THEN HOW COULD WE EXPECT AN HONESTY FROM THEIR SIDE FOR INDIA,WHOM THEY CONSIDER THEIR BIGGEST RIVALS.THE AMERICAN WHITES ARE
NO BODY ,BUT THE BRITISH IMMIGRANTS.SHAME-SHAME.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
EMPEROR MICHAEL JACKSON WAS ONLY KILLED BECAUSE HE WAS A 'BLACK'.THE WHITES FEARED THAT IF HE STARTED HIS MUSICAL CAMPAIGN,THEN HE WOULD TURN INTO THE RICHEST PERSON OF THE WORLD.
I MET A BLACK AMERICAN IN KIEV AND HE TOLD ME THAT THE AMERICA ACTUALLY BELONGED TO RED INDIANS(BLACK),BUT THE WHITES HAVE CAPTURED IT AND HAVE MADE THEM A SLAVES IN THEIR OWN COUNTRY.THE BLACKS HAVE EXTREMELY POOR CONDITION OF LIVING WHILE THE WHITES ENJOYED THE LUXURIES OF THE LIFE.THEN ,I TOLD HIM THAT WHY YOU PEOPLE DON'T REVOLT AGAINST THEM.HE REPLIED THAT ,IT COULD ONLY BE POSSIBLE IF INDIA SUPPORTED THEM.
PRINCESS DIANA WAS PREGNANT AT THE TIME OF HER KILLING.THINK,HOW CRUEL ARE THE BRITISHERS THAT THEY KILLED THEIR OWN PREGNANT DAUGHTER.IF THEY CANT BE HONEST TOWARDS THEIR DAUGHTERS ,THEN HOW COULD WE EXPECT AN HONESTY FROM THEIR SIDE FOR INDIA,WHOM THEY CONSIDER THEIR BIGGEST RIVALS.THE AMERICAN WHITES ARE
NO BODY ,BUT THE BRITISH IMMIGRANTS.SHAME-SHAME.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
A SINCERE SUGESTION FOR THE AMIT UNCLE
DEAR UNCLE,
HELLO.THOUGH I AM OF THE AGE OF YOUR SON,BUT I WOULD LIKE TO GIVE YOU FEW OF THE SUGGESTIONS,SO THAT YOUR CAREER ACCELERATES DRASTICALLY.THE TIPS ARE-
1.DON'T SALE PRODUCTS ON THE TELEVISION LIKE A SALESMAN.THIS HAMPERS YOUR REPUTATION.
2.DON'T MOVE WITH MR. AMAR SINGH OR MR. MULAYAM SINGH,BECAUSE PEOPLE THINK THAT YOU HAVE LOST YOUR OWN POWER AND STANDING ON THE BACKING OF SAMAAJWADI PARTY.IF YOU HAVE ANY SORT OF INTERNAL COLLABORATION WITH THEM,THEN DON'T PROJECT IT ON THE MEDIA.
3.CUT YOUR WHITE BEARS AND BLACKEN YOUR HAIRS INTO BLACK COLOUR.DON'T PROJECT TOUR SELF AS AN OLD MAN,BECAUSE YOU ARE STILL YOUNG.
4.NEVER ACCEPT A CHARACTER ROLE OF A FATHER,BUT I HAVE EXTREME FAITH IN YOU THAT YOU STILL WORK AS AN YOUNG HERO DOING ROMANCES WITH THE YOUNG HEROINES
5.KISHORE KUMAR IS NO MORE,SO I FIRMLY BELIEVE THAT I SING BETTER THAN KISHORE KUMAR,SO I WOULD LEND YOU MY VOICE.
6.INCREASE YOUR PRICE DRASTICALLY.YOU MUST CHARGE RS. 50 CRORES FOR A SINGLE MOVIE.
7.LEARN A BIT OF KARATE,SO THAT TOU COULD BE ABLE TO FIGHT AGGRESSIVELY DURING THE SHOOT.PLEASE TRY IT AND TELL ME THE RESULT.PLEASE CHOOSE ONLY LOVE STORY MOVIES.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
HELLO.THOUGH I AM OF THE AGE OF YOUR SON,BUT I WOULD LIKE TO GIVE YOU FEW OF THE SUGGESTIONS,SO THAT YOUR CAREER ACCELERATES DRASTICALLY.THE TIPS ARE-
1.DON'T SALE PRODUCTS ON THE TELEVISION LIKE A SALESMAN.THIS HAMPERS YOUR REPUTATION.
2.DON'T MOVE WITH MR. AMAR SINGH OR MR. MULAYAM SINGH,BECAUSE PEOPLE THINK THAT YOU HAVE LOST YOUR OWN POWER AND STANDING ON THE BACKING OF SAMAAJWADI PARTY.IF YOU HAVE ANY SORT OF INTERNAL COLLABORATION WITH THEM,THEN DON'T PROJECT IT ON THE MEDIA.
3.CUT YOUR WHITE BEARS AND BLACKEN YOUR HAIRS INTO BLACK COLOUR.DON'T PROJECT TOUR SELF AS AN OLD MAN,BECAUSE YOU ARE STILL YOUNG.
4.NEVER ACCEPT A CHARACTER ROLE OF A FATHER,BUT I HAVE EXTREME FAITH IN YOU THAT YOU STILL WORK AS AN YOUNG HERO DOING ROMANCES WITH THE YOUNG HEROINES
5.KISHORE KUMAR IS NO MORE,SO I FIRMLY BELIEVE THAT I SING BETTER THAN KISHORE KUMAR,SO I WOULD LEND YOU MY VOICE.
6.INCREASE YOUR PRICE DRASTICALLY.YOU MUST CHARGE RS. 50 CRORES FOR A SINGLE MOVIE.
7.LEARN A BIT OF KARATE,SO THAT TOU COULD BE ABLE TO FIGHT AGGRESSIVELY DURING THE SHOOT.PLEASE TRY IT AND TELL ME THE RESULT.PLEASE CHOOSE ONLY LOVE STORY MOVIES.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
Friday, 4 September 2009
HONBLE' MANMOHAN SINGH UNCLE
DEAR UNCLE.
HELLO.PLEASE DON'T BUY THE AIRCRAFTS FROM USA,BUT FROM RUSSIA.THE US MIGHT GIVE YOU MORE COMMISSIONS THAN RUSSIANS BUT THOSE AIRCRAFTS WOULD FAIL TO PERFORM DURING THE WAR,BECAUSE IT WOULD BE CONTROLLED BY THE US.FOR EXAMPLE ,THE PLUS POINT OF A COMPUTER IS ITS SPEED,BUT THE MINUS POINT IS,THAT IT STEALS ALL THE SECRECIES OF THE COUNTRIES.EVEN THE BEST COMPUTER ENGINEER OF THE WORLD WOULD FAIL TO HIDE HIS SECRECIES,HOW MUCH OF ANTIVIRUSES,FIREBALLSETC. HE USES.BECAUSE ITS THE GIFT OF AMERICANS,AND AMERICANS WHO MADE THE COMPUTERS AND SOFTWARE VERY WELL KNOWS HOW TO CHEAT THE PEOPLE.
FOR EXAMPLE,I MADE THE 2 MUSIC ALBUMS,THEN I ONLY KNOW ABOUT ITS DETAIL,NO BODY ELSE COULD TRY TO COPY IT,BECAUSE THE MANUFACTURER AND CONTROLLER OF THESE ALBUMS IS ME.THIS IS MY HUMBLE REQUEST.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
HELLO.PLEASE DON'T BUY THE AIRCRAFTS FROM USA,BUT FROM RUSSIA.THE US MIGHT GIVE YOU MORE COMMISSIONS THAN RUSSIANS BUT THOSE AIRCRAFTS WOULD FAIL TO PERFORM DURING THE WAR,BECAUSE IT WOULD BE CONTROLLED BY THE US.FOR EXAMPLE ,THE PLUS POINT OF A COMPUTER IS ITS SPEED,BUT THE MINUS POINT IS,THAT IT STEALS ALL THE SECRECIES OF THE COUNTRIES.EVEN THE BEST COMPUTER ENGINEER OF THE WORLD WOULD FAIL TO HIDE HIS SECRECIES,HOW MUCH OF ANTIVIRUSES,FIREBALLSETC. HE USES.BECAUSE ITS THE GIFT OF AMERICANS,AND AMERICANS WHO MADE THE COMPUTERS AND SOFTWARE VERY WELL KNOWS HOW TO CHEAT THE PEOPLE.
FOR EXAMPLE,I MADE THE 2 MUSIC ALBUMS,THEN I ONLY KNOW ABOUT ITS DETAIL,NO BODY ELSE COULD TRY TO COPY IT,BECAUSE THE MANUFACTURER AND CONTROLLER OF THESE ALBUMS IS ME.THIS IS MY HUMBLE REQUEST.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
ENEMIES OF INDIA
DEAR ENEMIES OF INDIA,
HELLO.I AM VERY SAD TO SEE TOUR PERFORMANCES.YOU PEOPLE ARE VERY SLOW IN CONQUERING INDIA.FOR INSTANCE YOU KILLED MAHATMA GANDHI,THEN MANY GANDHIS TOOK HIS PLACE,YOU KILLED SMT. INDIRA GANDHI,THEN MANY INDIRA GANDHIS TOOK HER PLACE,YOU KILLED RAJEEV GANDHI,THEN MANY RAJEEV GANDHI TOOK HIS PLACE,YOU KILLED MR.PRAMOD MAHAJAN,THEN MANY PRAMOD MAHAJANS TOOK HIS PLACE,YOU KILLED MR. REDDY OF ANDHRA PRADESH ,THEN MANY REDDIES ARE STILL WAITING TO BE KILLED.SO,IF YOU KILL 1 IMPORTANT PERSON IN ONE YEAR ,THEN IT WOULD TAKE 1.2 BILLION YEARS TO KILL THE REST OF THE REDDIES,WHO ARE IN THE QUES WAITING FOR THE
OPPORTUNITY TO BE KILLED.SO, IN 1.2 BILLION YEARS THE POPULATION OF INDIA WOULD BECOME 1.000 TRILLIONS.
THE BEST IDEA TO CONQUER INDIA WOULD BE TO DROP AN ATOM BOMB ON INDIA,AND THAT TO ON PATNA.PLEASE DROP AN ATOM BOMB ON PATNA AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.THEN SEE THE RESULT WHAT HAPPENS?DO YOU HAVE THE CAPABILTY TO DO THIS?I KNOW THAT YOU PEOPLE ARE COWARD AND I CHALLENGE THAT YOU WOULD NEVER DARE TO THIS.
THEN HOW DO YOU DARE TO DISTURB EXTREMELY COMPETITIVE CITY LIKE MUMBAI?IF YOU ATTACK ,MUMBAI,THE NEXT TIME,THEN I WOULD START THE THIRD WORLD WAR.UNDERSTOOD.THIS IS MY LAST WARNING.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
HELLO.I AM VERY SAD TO SEE TOUR PERFORMANCES.YOU PEOPLE ARE VERY SLOW IN CONQUERING INDIA.FOR INSTANCE YOU KILLED MAHATMA GANDHI,THEN MANY GANDHIS TOOK HIS PLACE,YOU KILLED SMT. INDIRA GANDHI,THEN MANY INDIRA GANDHIS TOOK HER PLACE,YOU KILLED RAJEEV GANDHI,THEN MANY RAJEEV GANDHI TOOK HIS PLACE,YOU KILLED MR.PRAMOD MAHAJAN,THEN MANY PRAMOD MAHAJANS TOOK HIS PLACE,YOU KILLED MR. REDDY OF ANDHRA PRADESH ,THEN MANY REDDIES ARE STILL WAITING TO BE KILLED.SO,IF YOU KILL 1 IMPORTANT PERSON IN ONE YEAR ,THEN IT WOULD TAKE 1.2 BILLION YEARS TO KILL THE REST OF THE REDDIES,WHO ARE IN THE QUES WAITING FOR THE
OPPORTUNITY TO BE KILLED.SO, IN 1.2 BILLION YEARS THE POPULATION OF INDIA WOULD BECOME 1.000 TRILLIONS.
THE BEST IDEA TO CONQUER INDIA WOULD BE TO DROP AN ATOM BOMB ON INDIA,AND THAT TO ON PATNA.PLEASE DROP AN ATOM BOMB ON PATNA AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.THEN SEE THE RESULT WHAT HAPPENS?DO YOU HAVE THE CAPABILTY TO DO THIS?I KNOW THAT YOU PEOPLE ARE COWARD AND I CHALLENGE THAT YOU WOULD NEVER DARE TO THIS.
THEN HOW DO YOU DARE TO DISTURB EXTREMELY COMPETITIVE CITY LIKE MUMBAI?IF YOU ATTACK ,MUMBAI,THE NEXT TIME,THEN I WOULD START THE THIRD WORLD WAR.UNDERSTOOD.THIS IS MY LAST WARNING.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
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