Saturday, 5 September 2009

A SINCERE SUGESTION FOR THE AMIT UNCLE

DEAR UNCLE,
HELLO.THOUGH I AM OF THE AGE OF YOUR SON,BUT I WOULD LIKE TO GIVE YOU FEW OF THE SUGGESTIONS,SO THAT YOUR CAREER ACCELERATES DRASTICALLY.THE TIPS ARE-
1.DON'T SALE PRODUCTS ON THE TELEVISION LIKE A SALESMAN.THIS HAMPERS YOUR REPUTATION.
2.DON'T MOVE WITH MR. AMAR SINGH OR MR. MULAYAM SINGH,BECAUSE PEOPLE THINK THAT YOU HAVE LOST YOUR OWN POWER AND STANDING ON THE BACKING OF SAMAAJWADI PARTY.IF YOU HAVE ANY SORT OF INTERNAL COLLABORATION WITH THEM,THEN DON'T PROJECT IT ON THE MEDIA.
3.CUT YOUR WHITE BEARS AND BLACKEN YOUR HAIRS INTO BLACK COLOUR.DON'T PROJECT TOUR SELF AS AN OLD MAN,BECAUSE YOU ARE STILL YOUNG.
4.NEVER ACCEPT A CHARACTER ROLE OF A FATHER,BUT I HAVE EXTREME FAITH IN YOU THAT YOU STILL WORK AS AN YOUNG HERO DOING ROMANCES WITH THE YOUNG HEROINES
5.KISHORE KUMAR IS NO MORE,SO I FIRMLY BELIEVE THAT I SING BETTER THAN KISHORE KUMAR,SO I WOULD LEND YOU MY VOICE.
6.INCREASE YOUR PRICE DRASTICALLY.YOU MUST CHARGE RS. 50 CRORES FOR A SINGLE MOVIE.
7.LEARN A BIT OF KARATE,SO THAT TOU COULD BE ABLE TO FIGHT AGGRESSIVELY DURING THE SHOOT.PLEASE TRY IT AND TELL ME THE RESULT.PLEASE CHOOSE ONLY LOVE STORY MOVIES.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH

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