Friday, 4 September 2009

ENEMIES OF INDIA

DEAR ENEMIES OF INDIA,
HELLO.I AM VERY SAD TO SEE TOUR PERFORMANCES.YOU PEOPLE ARE VERY SLOW IN CONQUERING INDIA.FOR INSTANCE YOU KILLED MAHATMA GANDHI,THEN MANY GANDHIS TOOK HIS PLACE,YOU KILLED SMT. INDIRA GANDHI,THEN MANY INDIRA GANDHIS TOOK HER PLACE,YOU KILLED RAJEEV GANDHI,THEN MANY RAJEEV GANDHI TOOK HIS PLACE,YOU KILLED MR.PRAMOD MAHAJAN,THEN MANY PRAMOD MAHAJANS TOOK HIS PLACE,YOU KILLED MR. REDDY OF ANDHRA PRADESH ,THEN MANY REDDIES ARE STILL WAITING TO BE KILLED.SO,IF YOU KILL 1 IMPORTANT PERSON IN ONE YEAR ,THEN IT WOULD TAKE 1.2 BILLION YEARS TO KILL THE REST OF THE REDDIES,WHO ARE IN THE QUES WAITING FOR THE
OPPORTUNITY TO BE KILLED.SO, IN 1.2 BILLION YEARS THE POPULATION OF INDIA WOULD BECOME 1.000 TRILLIONS.
THE BEST IDEA TO CONQUER INDIA WOULD BE TO DROP AN ATOM BOMB ON INDIA,AND THAT TO ON PATNA.PLEASE DROP AN ATOM BOMB ON PATNA AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.THEN SEE THE RESULT WHAT HAPPENS?DO YOU HAVE THE CAPABILTY TO DO THIS?I KNOW THAT YOU PEOPLE ARE COWARD AND I CHALLENGE THAT YOU WOULD NEVER DARE TO THIS.
THEN HOW DO YOU DARE TO DISTURB EXTREMELY COMPETITIVE CITY LIKE MUMBAI?IF YOU ATTACK ,MUMBAI,THE NEXT TIME,THEN I WOULD START THE THIRD WORLD WAR.UNDERSTOOD.THIS IS MY LAST WARNING.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH

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