DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
HELLO.HOW TO CELEBRATE HOLI?LET ME GUIDE YOU.
YOU KINDLY ARRANGE FOR THE MILK FOR THANDHAI,PANCHMEWAA,RANG,GOOLAA-
L,PORTENE,MEAT,FISH,CHICKEN,WHISKY,MUSIC SYSTEM,CD'S ETC. ONE DAY PRIOR TO HOLI.CALL YOUR FRIENDS,RELATIVES AND REQUEST THEM TO CONTRIBUTE.THEN BUY THESE INGREDIENTS IN AN ADVANCE.
1.GET UP EARLY THE MORNING.PREPARE YOUR THANDHAI.CHURN MILK WITH THANDHAI MASAALA AND GARMAI MASAALA TO GET THE DESIRED RESULT.GARMAI MASAALA CONSISTS OF CASHEWNUTS,RESINS,COCONUT,NUTS,SAONF ETC.THANDHAI MASAALA CONSISTS OF DIFFERENT HERBS.ALL CAN BE BOUGHT AT THE SAME SHOP.
2.OPEN YOUR STEWED MEATS FROM THE VINEGAR(MARINADED),MARINADED MEATS ARE SOFTER,EASY TO COOK,JUICY,TASTY.MIX MUSTARD OIL,HERBAL MASAALAAS,
ONIONS,GARLIC,GINGER,TURMERIC,CORIANDER,CUMIN,SALT,DRIED RED CHILLY ETC. AND COVER IT WITH THE PRESSURE COOKER LID.
3.CALL YOUR FRIENDS.PASTE OIL ON YOUR FACE(MUSTARD OIL) PRIOR TO THE RANGA.SIT WITH YOUR FRIENDS,START THE MUSIC AND TELL OTHERS TO PREPARE FOR THE WHISKY PEGS AND THANDHAI GLASSES.
4.BUY HOLI SPECIAL SONG CD'S FROM THE BAAKARGANJ ELECTRONIC MARKET.CHECK FOR THE 'SARARARA SONGS'.
5.DANCE WITH YOUR FRIENDS.DANCE TOGETHER AND SOMETIMES ALONE.BUT TRY TO SWEAT WHILE DANCING.DANCE WITH YOUR WIVES,GIRL FRIENDS ANDPLEASE DON'T BE SHY.IF YOU MISS THIS OCCASION YOU WILL REPENT FOR EVER.
6.HAVE SNACKS LIKE KABAABS,CHOWMEIN,ROLLS,CUTLETS,PIZZAS,SANDWICHES ETC.DON'T DRINK MORE THAN 9 LARGE PEGS BEFORE YOUR LUNCH.THE LUNCH TIME WILL BE 2 PM IN THE DAY.
7.BE CAREFULL WHILE CHOOSING YOUR MUSIC SYSTEM. AN OLD MUSIC SYSTEM WILL DAMPEN YOUR SPIRIT.SO KINDLY SELECT FOR THE BRANDED MUSIC SYSTEMS.
8.ARRANGE A LAUGHTER SHOW AFTER THE LUNCH.ACT LIKE A COMEDIAN.FOR EXAMPLE 'JAANTE HO HUM OOSKO KAR DIYE HAYEN'KYAA?????
9.DEPART TEMPORARILY AT 4.30PM FOR BATH .REJOIN AT 6.30PM.GREET PEOPLE WITH ABEER,EETRA,SCENTS,RANGA,GULAAL,PANCHMEWAA.HUG EACH OTHER AND LOVE EACH OTHER.THEN ARRANGE FOR BEVERAGES.
10 DRINK(MAXIMUM 9 LARGE PEGS),DANCE,SING,ACT.LOVE YOUR GIRL FRIENDS.DANCE WITH THEM.
DON'T FORGET TO SEE THE MOON WITH YOUR FRIENDS AS MOON WILL BE ON THE ZENITH OF IT'S BEAUTY.PROMISE TO MEET NEXT DAY MORNING AT 10 PM FOR THE BASIAODAA HOLI.
I WISH EVERYBODY ON THIS EARTH A VERY VERY HAPPY HOLI 2013.CHEERS,BRAVO,REJOICE.
DROOJYAAMI,
RINKU ADARSH
HELLO.HOW TO CELEBRATE HOLI?LET ME GUIDE YOU.
YOU KINDLY ARRANGE FOR THE MILK FOR THANDHAI,PANCHMEWAA,RANG,GOOLAA-
L,PORTENE,MEAT,FISH,CHICKEN,WHISKY,MUSIC SYSTEM,CD'S ETC. ONE DAY PRIOR TO HOLI.CALL YOUR FRIENDS,RELATIVES AND REQUEST THEM TO CONTRIBUTE.THEN BUY THESE INGREDIENTS IN AN ADVANCE.
1.GET UP EARLY THE MORNING.PREPARE YOUR THANDHAI.CHURN MILK WITH THANDHAI MASAALA AND GARMAI MASAALA TO GET THE DESIRED RESULT.GARMAI MASAALA CONSISTS OF CASHEWNUTS,RESINS,COCONUT,NUTS,SAONF ETC.THANDHAI MASAALA CONSISTS OF DIFFERENT HERBS.ALL CAN BE BOUGHT AT THE SAME SHOP.
2.OPEN YOUR STEWED MEATS FROM THE VINEGAR(MARINADED),MARINADED MEATS ARE SOFTER,EASY TO COOK,JUICY,TASTY.MIX MUSTARD OIL,HERBAL MASAALAAS,
ONIONS,GARLIC,GINGER,TURMERIC,CORIANDER,CUMIN,SALT,DRIED RED CHILLY ETC. AND COVER IT WITH THE PRESSURE COOKER LID.
3.CALL YOUR FRIENDS.PASTE OIL ON YOUR FACE(MUSTARD OIL) PRIOR TO THE RANGA.SIT WITH YOUR FRIENDS,START THE MUSIC AND TELL OTHERS TO PREPARE FOR THE WHISKY PEGS AND THANDHAI GLASSES.
4.BUY HOLI SPECIAL SONG CD'S FROM THE BAAKARGANJ ELECTRONIC MARKET.CHECK FOR THE 'SARARARA SONGS'.
5.DANCE WITH YOUR FRIENDS.DANCE TOGETHER AND SOMETIMES ALONE.BUT TRY TO SWEAT WHILE DANCING.DANCE WITH YOUR WIVES,GIRL FRIENDS ANDPLEASE DON'T BE SHY.IF YOU MISS THIS OCCASION YOU WILL REPENT FOR EVER.
6.HAVE SNACKS LIKE KABAABS,CHOWMEIN,ROLLS,CUTLETS,PIZZAS,SANDWICHES ETC.DON'T DRINK MORE THAN 9 LARGE PEGS BEFORE YOUR LUNCH.THE LUNCH TIME WILL BE 2 PM IN THE DAY.
7.BE CAREFULL WHILE CHOOSING YOUR MUSIC SYSTEM. AN OLD MUSIC SYSTEM WILL DAMPEN YOUR SPIRIT.SO KINDLY SELECT FOR THE BRANDED MUSIC SYSTEMS.
8.ARRANGE A LAUGHTER SHOW AFTER THE LUNCH.ACT LIKE A COMEDIAN.FOR EXAMPLE 'JAANTE HO HUM OOSKO KAR DIYE HAYEN'KYAA?????
9.DEPART TEMPORARILY AT 4.30PM FOR BATH .REJOIN AT 6.30PM.GREET PEOPLE WITH ABEER,EETRA,SCENTS,RANGA,GULAAL,PANCHMEWAA.HUG EACH OTHER AND LOVE EACH OTHER.THEN ARRANGE FOR BEVERAGES.
10 DRINK(MAXIMUM 9 LARGE PEGS),DANCE,SING,ACT.LOVE YOUR GIRL FRIENDS.DANCE WITH THEM.
DON'T FORGET TO SEE THE MOON WITH YOUR FRIENDS AS MOON WILL BE ON THE ZENITH OF IT'S BEAUTY.PROMISE TO MEET NEXT DAY MORNING AT 10 PM FOR THE BASIAODAA HOLI.
I WISH EVERYBODY ON THIS EARTH A VERY VERY HAPPY HOLI 2013.CHEERS,BRAVO,REJOICE.
DROOJYAAMI,
RINKU ADARSH
