THE VALENTINE'S DAY AFFAIR WITH PD.

DEAR READERS,
HELLO.FEB.,14TH,2010.
PD--WHAT'S THE TIME IN YOUR WATCH?
R--2.30 P.M.,LONDON'S TIME.
PD--WHY DID YOU DELAY?
R--------BECAUSE I WAS MAKING A SPECIAL DISH FOR ME,CHEESE STROGNOFF CHILLY.
PD--WHAT IS THIS?
R--I HAVE BROUGHT IT ESPECIALLY FOR YOU TO TASTE.
PD--VERY VERY DELICIOUS.ARE YOU A CHEF ALSO?
R--YES.I AM A GRADUATE IN HOTEL MANAGEMENT.
PD--HAVE YOU LEFT ANY DISCIPLINE OF THIS EARTH,WHICH YOU DIDN'T STUDY?
R--THERE ARE MANY,THAT I STILL HAVEN'T STUDY,BUT THE MOST IMPORTANT CHALLENGE FOR ME IS TO PULL YOU OUT FROM THIS LAKE BY THE HELP OF MY MUSIC.I TAKE IT AS A CHALLENGE.
PD--I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
R--I ALSO DON'T BELIEVE IT.BUT THE ANCIENT HISTORY OF INDIA SAYS THAT IT'S POSSIBLE,BUT A CHALLENGING TASK.
PD--DO IT FOR ME.
R--I WILL DO IT.
PD--LET'S BEGIN OUR SECOND CYCLE OF SEX.
R--FIRST DRINK MY 'WINE'.
PD--YOU HAVE SEDUCED ME ,FUCK ME HARDER.
R--HAS YOUR BLEEDING STOPPED?
PD--YES,IT'S FINE NOW.BUT DO IT SLOWLY.
R--NOW I WOULD INSERT MY INSTRUMENT FROM YOUR BACKSIDE TO THE FRONT HOLE.
PD--OK.
R--CHAPCHAPCHAPCHAP,GHAPGHAPGHAPGHAP.
PD--OH!IT'S HEAVEN.
R---DHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
PD--AGAIN YOU HAVE STARTED TO FUCK HARDER.IT ALREADY BLED TODAY.PLEASE HAVE A MERCY ON ME.
R--KHACH,KHACH,KHACH,KHACH,KHACH.
PD--IT'S VERY SLOW,PLEASE INCREASE YOUR SPEED.
R---GHAPGHAPGHAPGHAPGHAPGHAP.
PD-I EJACULATED,NOE YOU PLEASE EJACULATE.
R--NO,I WON'T,I AM VERY HUNGARY .
PD--OK,THEN KILL ME.
R--SOME TIMES YOU SAY IT'S SLOW,SOMETIMES YOU SAY TO INCREASE THE SPEED AND SOMETIMES YOU SAY THAT IT'S PAINFUL.I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT TO DO?
PD--SORRY.BLAST ME.
R---THIS IS A NICE BABY.DHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR,DHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR,DHERRRRRRRRRRRRR
DHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR,DHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
R--ARE YOU OK?OH! MY GOD IT'S PROFUSELY BLEEDING.LET ME PUT A BANDAGE ON IT.SORRY,VERY VERY SORRY.
PD--ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?
R--NO SAD.
PD--PLEASE DON'T BE SAD,IT HAPPENS DURING THE SEX.
R---I WANT TO HUG YOU AND KISS YOU MY DEAREST SWEET HEART.
PD---PLEASE.I ALSO WANT TO HUG YOU,KISS YOU AND SLEEP WITH YOU.
R---LET'S SLEEP TOGETHER ,HUGGING EACH OTHER TILL THE MORNING.
PD--YES,I WANT TO SLEEP KEEPING MY HEAD ON YOUR CHEST.
R---PLEASE. NOW,I HAVE BECOME ADDICTED OF YOUR LOVE,I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU MY DARLING.
PD--I HAVE BECOME MORE ADDICTED THAN YOU.WHY DO YOU LEAVE ME AND GO BACK TO INDIA FREQUENTLY?
R--YOU ONLY TOLD ME TO SAVE THIS EARTH.I NEED TO VISIT PLACES FOR SMOOTH FUNCTIONING OF THIS PLANET.
PD---I AM EXTREMELY HAPPY FROM YOU.I AM SENDING THE BEST GIRL OF THIS WORLD TO YOUR HOUSE.PLEASE INVESTIGATE HER AND REPLY WHETHER SHE PASSED YOUR TESTS OR NOT.
R--PLEASE SEND HER AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.WHAT WOULD YOU DO,IF THE BEST GIRL FAILS IN MY TEST?
PD--THEN I WOULD SEND THE NEXT BEST GIRL,TILL YOU SAY,YES THIS IS THE GIRL I WAS REALLY LOOKING FOR.
R--OK.SEND HER FAST.IT'S TIME FOR ME TO GO.WE WOULD CONTINUE TO SLEEP IN THE REAL WORLD BUT I AM NOW DEPARTING TO INDIA ,BACK TO THE VIRTUAL WORLD.I MEAN TO SAY THAT THE WORLD IN WHICH I AM LIVING IS A VIRTUAL WORLD.
PD--I UNDERSTAND.BYE-BYE.I WOULD COME IN YOUR DREAM TODAY.
R--PLEASE COME.BYE-BYE.
PD--BYE-BYE.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH