DEAR BAPPI LAHIRI UNCLE--I LOVE YOU.

DEAR UNCLE,
HELLO.FEB.,25TH,2010.I SAW YOUR PHOTOGRAPH IN THE NEWS PAPER TODAY AND BECAME VERY HAPPY.YOU ARE A FANTASTIC MUSIC COMPOSER.I LIKED YOUR DISCO DANCER MOVIE VERY MUCH.AB THODA BANGLA BOLNE KA PRAYAAS KARTA HOON.
TUMI KE BHAALO MUSIC DIRECTOR,TA TUMHI KE BHALO MUSIC KAAHE NA DECHE.AMAA KE TUMAAR DISCO DANCER JAISA MUSIC CHAHBO.AAJ KAL KE MUSIC DIRECTOR ,SINGER AAMA KE NE BHALO LAGE NA.TUMI KE KHOOB BHAALO MUSIC DE.TUMI KE RAHTE MUSIC INDUSTRY KAISE FAIL KAR GELO.AAMA KE KOOCH BOOJHTO NAHIN.
AAJ KAL KE MUSIC KE SYNTHESIZER AURO ALAG-ALAG MUSIC TRACK BANAKE GAAN BANANE SE OO TAAL MEL KHATAM HO GELO,JO PAHILE EK SAATH SAB SAAJ BAAZAT RAHO EKSAATH AURO GAYAAK GAIKA EK DOOSRA SE NAZAR MILA KE PREM KE RAS MEIN DOOB KE GAWAT HELO.AAJ KAL TO TRACK PAR GA DICHCHO GAIKA,TRACK PE GAI DICHCHO GAYAK,KAONO TAAL-MEL,SAAJINDA LOGON KE SAATH NE HOBO.
PLEASE DO SOMETHING.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH

CELEBRITY LEVERAGE AMERICA KA BECHAEN HAYE--POOCHTAA HAYE KI AAP KAON SA RAASTA CHOONENGE.

DEAR READERS,
HELLO.FEB.,23TH,2010.A CELEBRITY LEVERAGE COMPANY FROM AMERICA IS VERY NERVOUS BECAUSE HE IS NOT BEING ABLA TO GUESS HOW WOULD I BE BREAKING THE WORLD RECORD OF MR. MICHAEL JACKSON.NOW,LET'S DISCUSS FEW POLLUTED WORDS LIKE 'STARS','CELEBRITIES','SUPERSTARS',ETC. THESE ARE THE HOLLOW WORDS.HOW?
1.STARS--WHO IS A STAR?A STAR IS A PERSON WHO ALWAYS PUTS HIS PHOTOGRAPHS ON THE MEDIA.WHO WATCHES THEIR MOVIES?ALL THE RICKSHAW PULLERS,SERVANTS,MAID SERVANTS.HOW ABOUT THEIR TALENT?EXTREMELY LOW.IF ANY FILM STAR COMES TO PATNA,THEN ALL THE RICKSHAW PULLERS WOULD FLOCK HIM,SERVANTS,MAID-SERVANTS.MOST OF THEM WOULD TEAR HIS SHIRTS AND BEAT HIM.WHY?BECAUSE THEY HAVE IN THE RECENT 15 YEARS HAVE DENIGRATED THEIR SELF ESTEEM.A MOVIE LIKE 'SHOLAY'IS STILL EVERGREEN.HAS ANY BODY IN THE BOLLYWOOD HAVE GOT A CAPABILITY TO MAKE A MOVIE BETTER THAN SHOLAY ?NO.NOW RECENTLY I SAW A MOVIE 'ZANNAT',THE ACTRESS WAS GOOD,BUT THE NEXT DAY I HEARD THAT SHE WAS BEATEN BY HER BOY FRIEND AT THE AIRPORT.NOW,THE ENTIRE IMAGE IS IMMEDIATELY WASHED OUT.THE STARS ARE SELFISH PEOPLE,THEIR AMBITION IS TO EARN MONEY ANYHOW.THEY TURNED INTO SALES PEOPLE,SELLING SOAPS,SHAMPOOS,BISCUITS,AND VARIETY OF PRODUCTS.SO A STAR TURNED INTO A SALES MAN.
WHAT IS THEIR CONTRIBUTION FOR THE GROWTH OF THIS COUNTRY?ZERO.THEN WHY WOULD SOME BODY VALUE THE STARS,CELEBRITIES ETC.WE RESPECT MR. MAHATMA GANDHI,MR.SUBHASH CHANDRA BOSE,MR. CHANDRASHEKHAR AZAAD,SARDAR BHAGAT SINGH ETC.,BECAUSE THEY CONTRIBUTED A LOT FOR THIS COUNTRY AND WERE NOT SELFISH LIKE CELEBRITIES.
ACTORS ALSO SPOIL THE CULTURE OF OUR COUNTRY.THEY FACE MANY DIVORCES,SHOWING THE PATH TO THE NEW GENERATIONS.THE INCREASE IN THE NUMBER OF DIVORCES ARE THEIR GIFT TO THE NATION.
WE HAVE GREAT RESPECT FOR PEOPLE LIKE USTAAD ZAKIR HUSSAIN,PT.JASRAAJ JI,LATA MANGESHKAR JI,ASHA BHONSLE JI,RD BURMAN SAHEB,LAXMIKANT PYARELAL JI,KALYAANJI ANAND JI BHAI,BECAUSE THESE PEOPLE WERE VERY TALENTED.WE AFTER THE DEPARTURE OF KISHORE DAA AND RD BURMAN SAHEB STILL LOVE TO HEAR THEIR SONGS.MUSIC AND SONGS WERE THE SOUL OF THE MOVIES.WITHOUT SOUL,MOVIE IS OF NO USE.USTAAD ZAKIR HUSSAIN HAS THE CAPABILITY TO GET PRINTED ON ALL THE NEWSPAPERS ,TV CHANNELSETC.TO BE EXPOSED EVERYDAY.BUT HE DOESN'T REQUIRE THIS BECAUSE HE HAS THE NATURAL TALENT.
CELEBRITY LEVERAGE ASKED ME 2 QUESTIONS-
1.WOULD YOU LIKE TO BECOME VERY FAMOUS SO THAT IT BECOMES DIFFICULT FOR YOU TO MOVE AROUND THE GLOBE FREELY OR
2.WOULD LIKE TO BECOME LITTLE FAMOUS AND MOVE FREELY WITHOUT THE SECURITY GUARDS?
MY ANSWER IS NONE.NOW LET'S SEE HOW THE MOVIES ARE NAMED FROM THE SONG STANZAS.
'CHOORA LIYA HAYE TOONE JO DILKO'
'KAHIN BADALNA JAANA SANAM'
'CHOORA KE MERI TUM ZINDAGANI'
'KAHIN BADALNA JAANA SANAM'.
THE MOVIE TITLES WOULD BE--'CHOORA LIYAA HAYE'.'TOONE JO DIL KO'.'KAHIN BADALNA'.'JAANA SANAM'.'CHOORA KE MERI'.'TUM ZINDAGANI'.'KAHIN BADALNA'.'JAANA SANAM'.SO,6 MOVIE TITLES ALREDY DISCOVERED.
NOW THE TRUTH-AN ARTIST IS DIVIDED INTO THE FOLLOWING CATEGORIES-
1.EXCELLENT ARTIST-HE IS A GOD-GIFTED,VERY STRONGLY TRAINED,VERY HIGHLY EDUCATED,VERY GOOD PERFORMER,DIVERSIFIED CAPABILITIES,A GILL TO DO SOMETHING FOR THE NATION,POPULAR.
2.VERY GOOD ARTIST-HE IS A GOD-GIFTED ARTIST,WELL TRAINED IN HIS PROFESSION,GOOD EDUCATIONAL BACKGROUND,GOOD PERFORMER,POPULAR.
3.GOOD ARTIST--HE IS NOT A GOD-GIFTED ARTIST,NOT VERY WELL TRAINED,WEAK EDUCATIONAL BACK GROUND,AVERAGE PERFORMER.
4.A SMALLER ARTIST--HE IS NOT GOD-GIFTED,NOT AT ALL TRAINED,WEAK EDUCATIONAL BACKGROUND,AVEREGE PERFORMER AND THE SON OF A RICH PERSON,WHO BELIEVES THAT THE MORE HIS PHOTOGRAPHS AND INTERVIEWS WOULD BE PUBLISHED ON THE MEDIA,THE BETTER ARTIST HE WOULD BE CALLED.
NOW,MOST OF THE EXISTING ARTISTS COMES UNDER THE THE 3RD AND THE 4TH CATEGORY.GOT MY ANSWER MR. CELEBRITY LEVERAGE.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH

DEAR B4U CHANNEL--PLEASE PLAY THIS SONG FROM FILM BULANDI--'CHALO KAHAAN CHALEN,JAHAAN TUM LE CHALO'.

DEAR B4U CHANNEL,
HELLO.FEB.,22TH,2010.PLEASE PLAY THIS SONG REGULARILY FROM THE FILM 'BULANDI'--'CHALO KAHAAN CHALEN,JAHAAN TUM LE CHALO'.FROM 9.30P.M. ONWARDS.WE VERY MUCH LIKE THIS SONG.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH

RUSSIAN GIRLS ARE THE PRETTIEST GIRLS IN THIS WORLD.

DEAR READERS,
HELLO.FEB.,22TH,2010.I WOULD LIKE TO INFORM YOU THAT THE RUSSIAN GIRLS ARE THE PRETTIEST GIRLS IN THIS WORLD.THERE ARE MANY MISS UNIVERSES COMPETITIONS,BUT ALL ARE FAKE.
THE REALITY IS THAT THESE RUSSIAN GIRLS ARE THE PRETTIEST GIRLS OF THIS WORLD AND VERY DOWN TO EARTH.AFTER ALL THEY ARE THE OFFSPRINGS OF THE CZARS.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
I DREAM TO HAVE ONE OF YOU AS MY LIFE PARTNER.GOD PLEASE HELP ME.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH

A SCENE INSIDE THE KIEV'S BALLET THEATRE.

DEAR READERS,
HELLO.FEB.,22TH,2010.THIS IS A SCENE INSIDE THE KIEV'S BALLET THEATRE.I WENT WITH MY FRIENDS TO WATCH THE BALLET DANCES.ALL MY FRIENDS WERE HAVING THEIR NURSE GIRL FRIENDS AND I WAS HAVING NO BODY WITH ME.
THEN I ENTERED THE BAR TO FIND A PARTNER.THERE I SAW 4 ENGLISH MEN TRYING TO TALK TO THE RUSSIAN DOLLS.I ASKED 'WHAT'S THE PROBLEM'?THEY REPLIED THAT THEY CAME BY CAR FROM LONDON ,A 3 HRS. DRIVE BY CAR FROM LONDON TO KIEV,TO FIND A LIFE PARTNER.I ASKED THAT DON'T YOU HAVE PRETTY GIRLS IN YOUR COUNTRY?THEY REPLIED NO.THEN I BECAME THE TRANSLATOR AND MADE THEM CLOSER.THEY THANKED ME.
RUSSIAN DOLLS ARE THE PRETTIEST IN THIS WORLD.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH

HIS HIGHNESS,DUKE OF YORK,HELLO.

HIS HIGHNESS,
FEB.,21ST.,2010.HELLO.FIRST OF ALL I WOULD LIKE TO SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU ON YOUR 50TH BIRTHDAY.YOU ARE VERY HANDSOME.PRINCESS BEATRICE WAS RIGHT THAT HER FATHER IS THE BEST DAD.I LIKE BOTH YOUR DAUGHTERS,PRINCESS BEATRICE AND PRINCESS EUGENEI.
I WOLD LIKE TO SEEK YOUR PERMISSION TO INTERACT WITH THEM AND FIND IF SOMETHING POSITIVE COMES OUT FOR BOTH OF US.PLEASE BLESS ME.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH

HER HIGHNESS,PRINCESS EUGENIE,HELLO.

HER HIGHNESS,
PRINCESS EUGENEI OF YORK,
HELLO.FEB.,21ST,2010.I SAW YOUR PHOTOGRAPHS AND LOVED THEM.I WOULD LIKE TO INTERACT WITH YOU.WILL YOU FAVOUR ME?PLEASE REPLY.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH

SORRY TO THE GERMAN CITIZENS ON BEHALF OF THE ENTIRE WORLD.

DEAR GERMAN CITIZENS,
HELLO.FEB.21ST,2010.I APOLOGIZE ON BEHALF OF THE ENTIRE WORLD THAT THE BLAST THAT OCCURRED IN THE GERMAN'S BAKERY WAS THE RESULT OF MY FAILURE TO PROTECT YOU.I ASSURE YOU THAT FURTHER KOREGAON PARK WOLD BE UNDER THE CONSTANT VIGILANCE.SORRY,SORRY,SORRY.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH

A MEETING OF MILITANTS IN PATNA.

DEAR READERS,
HELLO.FEB.21ST,2010.THIS IS A MEETING OF MY ARMY IN PATNA.THE CHARACTERS ARE 'RK'(RAM KHALAWAN SINGH),'CS'(CHAANDAAL SINGH),LS(LOHA SINGH),'YS'(YAMRAAJ SINGH),'MA'(MOHAMMAD ALI),'BS'(BOKHAAR SINGH),'JA'(JEHAAD ALI),'SM'(SARFAAD MISHRA),'TT'(TALWAAR TIWARY),'BS(BHOOKAMP SINGH),'PS (PARMAANU SINGH)AND 'R'.
R-HAAN TA YUDH KE TAEYAARI KAISAN CHALA TA?
RK--SARKAAR DHAKADHAK CHALA TA,HUMNI KE AADMI AMERIKA KE AGO BUILDING OODA DELAS.
R--SAAR,EKKE BUILDINGAWA KAAHE OODAILA SA,SABHBHE DHAA DEWE KE CHAHAT RAHE NOO.
RK-SAB DHA DIYAL JAI GATTA GATTE.
YS--SARKAAR OHNI KE AAPAN 2 LAKH SENA KE PEHCHAAN KARLELE BAADE SA,BAAKI 8 LAKH SENA OHNI KE LAOOKTE NAIKHE.
R--SAAR SAB DAAROO KE NISA MEIN RAHIYE TA KAA LAOOKI?
TT-HUM TA TALWAAR LEKE E SASOORAN JE TELANGANA RAJYA KE MAANG KARA TAARE SA OHNI KE BOKHAAR SINGH KE SANGHE JAAKE BOKHAAR OOTAAR DEB.TERI BAHIN KE CHODO,TELANGANA RAJYA CHAHIN,KEKRO KADDUANGANA CHAHIN,KEKRO KOHANDAANGANA CHAHIN,KEKRO TAMAATARANGAANA CHAHIN,KEKRO KELAANGANA CHAHIN.SAB KE GAAND MEIN FATTA KARKE LELE AAWA SA .SAAR LOG BOKHAR CHODA DIYAL JAI.
R--ACHCHA E BATAWA KI GERMAN BAKERY MEIN OO THAILAWA KE RAKHLE RAHE,OO TA HAMAAR POORAAN MOHABBAT KE ADDA BA.OOIJE KETNA GERMAN LAIKE SE HUM ISHK FARMAAWAT RAHIN.
MA-SARKAAR E KAAM AMERIKAWA KE BAA.
R--TA TU LOG KA KARAT RAHA,JHAAL BAZAAWAT RAHAA.
MA-NA SARKAAR HAMNI POORA RAJNISH ASHRAM KE GHERLE RAHIN,YE SE RAJNISH ASHRAM BACH GAIL.
CS-HAMNI KE MAALOOME NA RAHE KI SASOOR KE NAATI MOHABBAT KE ADDA PAR BAGAWA CHOD DIHEN SA.
R--KETNA AADMI MARAIL?
CS-SARKAAR 9 AADMI.
R--AMERIKAWA MEIN KETNA AADMI MARAIL?
CS-SARKAAR 50 AADMI.
R--E HINSAAB THEEK NAIKHE,HAMNI KE 9 AADMI MARAI TA OHNI KE 9,000 AADMI MARAAWE KE CHAHIN.
CS--THEEK BA SARKAR AB SE E HE HOI.
R--JAA AURO FATAFAT AMERIKA KE GIRAWAL SHURU KARA LOG.
CS--JAISAN HUKMA SARKAAR KE.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH

HER MAJESTY,PRINCESS BEATRICE--HELLO.

DEAR READERS,
HELLO.FEB.,20TH,2010.I LIKED YOUR DECISION TO LEAVE THAT KILLER BOY FRIEND.I ALSO LIKED THAT YOU ARE VERY MUCH INTERESTED IN AN ART AND CULTURE.BUT WHO KEPT YOUR NAME BEATRICE.WERE YOU BEATING RICES IN YOUR CHILHOOD.PLEASE DON'T BEAT OUR PULSES,OTHERWISE YOUR NAME WOULD BE BEATPULSES.IF YOU BEAT OUR SUGAR,THEN YOU WOULD BE CALLED BEATSUGAR.
DO YOU LOVE TO BEAT THE FOODGRAINS?IF YOU ARE ANGRY THEN PLEASE BEATRINKU.I WANT TO BE BEATEN BY YOU.LENA ALSO BEAT ME MANY TIMES.PRINCESS DIANA WANTS US TO BE TOGETHER.ARE YOU ENGAGED WITH SOMEBODY ELSE?PLEASE REPLY.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH

IT WAS VERY DIFFICULT TO HANDLE A HIGH PROFILE GIRL LIKE LENA.

DEAR READERS,
HELLO.FEB.,20TH,2010.IT WAS VERY DIFFICULT TO HANDLE A HIGH PROFILE GIRL LIKE LENA.SHE ALWAYS WANTED TO DOMINATE ON ME.AT NIGHT SHE TOLD ME THAT SHE WANTED TO SLEEP ON MY LAPS LIKE A SMALL BABY AND TOLD ME TO SING A SONG FOR HER(LORI).THEN I SANGED THE SONGS FOR HER ,PAMPERED HER LIKE A BABY AND SHE WATCHED ME LIKE A SMALL BABY.THEN WE HAD SEX TOGETHER.SHE WAS 70 KGS. HEAVY.
SHE SLEPT ON MY PUTTING HER HEAD ON MY LEFT ARM USING IT AS A PILLOW.SHE PUT HER LEFT LEG ON ME AND HER POINTED BREASTS INSERTED INTO MY CHEST.SHE SLEPT AS IF SHE GOT HER EVERY THING SHE WANTED.
EARLY THE MORNING ,SHE USUALLY BECAME ANGRY,BECAUSE OF HER TIGHT SCHEDULE AND SCOLDED ME THAT I WAS GOING TO SPOIL HER CAREER.MOST OF THE TIME SHE THREATED TO LEAVE ME.
AT THIS POINT OF TIME I CALLED ANOTHER GIRL AND SLEPT WITH HER AND MADE THE BED DIRTY.WHEN SHE RETURNED BACK SHE USED TO BECOME JEALOUS OF MY ACTIVITIES AND ASKED'PLEASE TELL ME WHO SLEPT WITH YOU?'.I REPLIED NOBODY.THEN SHE REALISED THAT IT WAS DANGEROUS FOR HER TO BEHAVE RUDELY WITH ME.SHE HAD 50 PAIRS OF SANDALS,50 PAIRS OF WATCHES,500 GARMENTSETC.MOST OF MY FRIEND TOLD ME THAT WHY I WAS LOVING SUCH A HIGH PROFILE GIRL.I TOLD BECAUSE I AM A HIGH PROFILE BOY.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH

A CORRECTION--'IT'S NOT PRINCESS BEATRICEA BUT PRINCESS BEATRICE OF YORK.FEB.,19TH,2010.

A PROPOSAL FOR PRINCESS BEATRICE OF YORK.

DEAREST BEATRICE,
HELLO.FEB.,19TH,2010.I WISH YOU A HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY.I WENT THROUGH YOUR PROFILE AND BECAME GLAD THAT YOU ARE ALSO INTERESTED IN MOVIES.I AM GOING TO MAKE A MOVIE-'A LOVE STORY IN HEAVEN-KIEV'.WOULD YOU LIKE TO WORK WITH ME?I PROPOSE YOU TO COME TO MY HOUSE AND TEST ME,WHETHER I AM A FIT PERSON FOR YOU,SIMILARILY I WOULD TEST YOU.I WANT TO MAKE YOU MY WIFE,NOT BECAUSE YOU BELONG TO A RICH FAMILY,BUT TO ELEVATE MY PRESATIGE.I WON,T TAKE EVEN A SINGLE CENT FROM YOUR PARENTS,BUT ON CONTRARY DONATE BILLIONS OF POUNDS TO YOUR FAMILY.PLEASE GIVE ME AN OPPORTUNITY.THIS TIME TODDI WON'T BE THERE,IT WOULD BE EMPEROR RINKU ADARSH-THE EMPEROR OF THIS WORLD.I LIKED YOUR PHOTOGRAPHS.PLEASE REPLY.
YOUR'S BEST FRIEND,
RINKU ADARSH

HER MAJESTY,QUEEN ELIZABETH I I.

DEAR READERS,
HELLO.FEB.,19TH,2010.
HER MAJESTY,
HELLO.HOW IS YOUR HEALTH NOWADAYS?I VERY MUCH LIKED PRINCESS DIANA ,BUT MISSED HER.SHE LOVED A BLACK PERSON.
NOW,I WOULD REQUEST YOU PROVIDE ME AN OPPORTUNITY TO MIX WITH PRINCESS BEATRICEA.IF WE MUTUALLY LIKED EACH OTHER,THEN WE WOULD MARRY.THIS TIME TODDI IS NOT GOING TO BE KILLED,BUT RINKU ADARSH IS GOING TO BE KILLED.
I DON'T WAN'T A SINGLE CENT FROM YOUR PROPERTY,BUT WOULD DONATE TO YOU MULTI BILLION POUNDS AFTER THE MARRIAGE.PLEASE SUPPORT ME.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
YOUR GRAND-SON

A REAL STORY ON THE SHERMETOVA AIRPORT --MOSCOW.

DEAR READERS,
HELLO.FEB.,19TH,2010.I WAS RETURNING BACK TO INDIA BY AEROFLOT FROM THE SHERMETOVA AIRPORT OF MOSCOW.I WAS WAITING FOR THE DEPARTURE.I SAW 20 ENGLISH TEENAGERS COUPLE HUGGING EACH OTHERS WAIST AND WALKING.THEY WERE EXTERNALLY SHOWING THEIR SUPERIORITY THROUGH THEIR GESTURES,BUT INTERNALLY ALL THE 20 ENGLISH GIRLS WERE WATCHING ME WITH GREAT AFFECTION AND LOVE.THEY WERE ATTRACTED BY MY MAGNETISM.
NOW,AN IMPORTANT POINT TO NOTE IS THAT THE RACIAL SUPERIORITY IS AN ARTIFICIALLY BUILT DISCRIMINATION.INTERNALLY,EVERY WHITE GIRLS LOVES US.THEY ARE ONLY SCARED FROM AN OLD ORTHODOX PRINCIPLES OF THEIR OLD PARENTS.
LENA'S FATHER CALLED ME A BLACK SLAVE.LENA LEFT HER FATHER'S HOUSE,BECAUSE SHE WAS EXTREMELY IMPRESSED FROM ME.THE SAME LENA TOLD ME BOLDLY THAT SHE HATED HER FATHER WHO WAS A NOBEL LAUREATE,BECAUSE HE FIRST FUCKED HER INSIDE THE BATH ROOM WHEN SHE WAS ONLY 9 YEARS OLD.HER PARENTS TRIED THEIR BEST TO SEPERATE US BUT FAILED.I VERY MUCH LOVE THE RUSSIAN AND AN UKRAINIAN GIRLS BECAUSE THEY ARE THE PRETTIEST,THE MOST DESCENT AND VERY KIND HEARTED GIRLS OF THIS WORLD.I LOVE UKRAINE AND RUSSIA.
IN MY 3 YEARS OF AN EDUCATION IN UKRAINE,I NEVER FELT THE RACIAL DISCRIMINATION.THE UKRAINIAN-RUSSIAN GIRLS ARE MAD ON INDIAN BOYS.
ONCE I WAS STANDING OUT OF THE GENERAL STORE,I BOUGHT ORANGES.I STARTED PEELING THE ORANGES ON THE STREET,SUDDENLY AN OLD RUSSIAN MAN,COLLECTED ALL THE PEELS FROM THE GROUND AND INSERTED IT IN THE DUSTBIN.HE TOLD TO ME THAT 'DEAR SON,THIS NOT YOUR INDIA,PLEASE DON'T MAKE IT DIRTY'.AFTER THIS I NEVER DID THIS JOB AGAIN.
I LOVED RUSSIAN,UKRAINIAN,ARABIAN,EGYPTIAN,ENGLISH,AFRICAN,SCANDINAVIANS GIRLS AND HAD SEX WITH THEM,GERMANS,FRENCH ETC.WHAT I FOUND THAT ALL WANTED TO GIVE THEIR BEST OUT OF THEM TO ME.ALL LOVED ME.I VERY MUCH MISS YOU DARLINGS,VERY MUCH.YOU PEOPLE ARE 300 YEARS AHEAD OF THE INDIAN GIRLS.I LOVE YOU PEOPLE VERY VERY MUCH,BECAUSE I KNOW THE REALITY.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH

A REAL STORY IN LONDON.

DEAR READERS,
HELLO.FEB.19TH,2010.MY COUSINE WHO WAS THE VICE PRESIDENT OF BRITANNIA INDUSTRIES LTD.,WENT TO LONDON FOR AN OFFICIAL MEETING.WHILE HE WAS MOVING UP THROUGH THE LIFT,AN ENGLISH OLD MAN WITH A WOODEN STICK IN HIS HAND WAS ALSO IN THE SAME LIFT.THAT MAN CLOSED HIS NOSTRILS ,AS IF SOME BAD SMELL WAS COMING FROM HIS BODY.MY COUSINE IS 6.4 INCHES IN HEIGHT AND A TOPPER OF IIT KHARAGPUR.HE IS EXTREMELY HANSOME.
HE REPORTED THAT WHILE HE WAS CROSSING THE ROAD A SCHOOL BUS CROSSED HIM FULL OF CHILDRENS.THE CHILDRENS AFTER SEEING HIM STARTED ABUSING HIM,'YOU BLACK SLAVE',YOU BLOODY BASTARD,'YOU RASCAL','YOU BITCH','GO BACK TO YOUR COUNTRY'ETC.NOW,HE HEARD THIS AND WAS DEEPLY SHOCKED.
NOW,I ASK THE INDIANS WHY DO YOU LIVE IN LONDON?WHY DO YOU STAND IN THE QUES OUTSIDE THE VISAS OFFICE OF LONDON?WHY DO YOU WANT THE SECOND CLASS CITIZENSHIP?WHY DO YOU GO TO THE COUNTRY WHICH ONCE RULED US BY TRICKS?WHY DO YOU NOT SELL ALL YOUR PROPERTIES OF UK AND COME BACK TO INDIA AS INDIA IS BEING RE-COLONIZED?PLEASE LEAVE LONDON AS SOON AS POSSIBLE AND COME BACK.
SIMILAR IS THE CASE IN USA,MOST OF MY FRIENDS REPORTED THAT THEY ARE OFTEN THREATED TO RETURN BACK TO INDIA,DESPITE THIS THEY STAY THERE.THE AMERICANS SAY'GO BACK,GO BACK TO YOUR COUNTRY'.'HAVE YOU COME HERE TO SNATCH OUR JOBS'?SHAME-SHAME.IF YOU DON'T HAVE THE RESPECT ,YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING.PLEASE SELL ALL YOUR PROPERTIES AND RETURN BACK TO INDIA AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH

DEAREST BEATRICEA.

DEAREST BEATRICEA,
PLEASE COME.I WANT TO LOVE YOU.WILL YOU RESPOND TO MY PROPOSAL.AS PRINCESS DIANA DIED BECAUSE SHE LOVED A BLACK PERSON.WOULD YOU TRY TO LOVE THIS BLACK SLAVE FROM INDIA.I ASSURS THAT NO ONE IN THIS WORLD WOULD LOVE YOU LIKE ME.WAITING FOR YOU.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
EMPEROR OF THIS WORLD
DATED -18TH FEB.,2010.
REMEMBER IF YOU WON'T COME,I'LL DESTROY THE ENTIRE US AND UK.

A MARRIAGE PROPOSAL TO PRINCESS BEATRICEA

MY DERAEST BEATRICEA,
HELLO .FEB.,18TH,2010.I WANT TO PROPOSE YOU FOR OUR MARRIAGE.I LOVE YOU AND WOULD LIKE TO MARRY YOU.YOU TEST ME FROM VARIOUS ANGLES AND I WOULD ALSO TEST YOU.PLEASE COME TO MY HOUSE LIKE A GUEST ,SPEND SOME TIME WITH ME.I KNOW THAT YOU WON'T LEAVE ME. I WOULD BE THE FIRST BLACK SLAVE TO ENTET YOUR ROYAL FAMILY.I DON'T LIKE THE INDIAN GIRLS.I LOVE YOU .PLEASE TRY ME ONCE.I AM ONE IN A 6 BILLIONS.PLEASE COME AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.I LOVE YOU AND LOVE YOU.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
EMPEROR OF THIS WORLD

THE VALENTINE'S DAY AFFAIR WITH PD.

DEAR READERS,
HELLO.FEB.,14TH,2010.
PD--WHAT'S THE TIME IN YOUR WATCH?
R--2.30 P.M.,LONDON'S TIME.
PD--WHY DID YOU DELAY?
R--------BECAUSE I WAS MAKING A SPECIAL DISH FOR ME,CHEESE STROGNOFF CHILLY.
PD--WHAT IS THIS?
R--I HAVE BROUGHT IT ESPECIALLY FOR YOU TO TASTE.
PD--VERY VERY DELICIOUS.ARE YOU A CHEF ALSO?
R--YES.I AM A GRADUATE IN HOTEL MANAGEMENT.
PD--HAVE YOU LEFT ANY DISCIPLINE OF THIS EARTH,WHICH YOU DIDN'T STUDY?
R--THERE ARE MANY,THAT I STILL HAVEN'T STUDY,BUT THE MOST IMPORTANT CHALLENGE FOR ME IS TO PULL YOU OUT FROM THIS LAKE BY THE HELP OF MY MUSIC.I TAKE IT AS A CHALLENGE.
PD--I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
R--I ALSO DON'T BELIEVE IT.BUT THE ANCIENT HISTORY OF INDIA SAYS THAT IT'S POSSIBLE,BUT A CHALLENGING TASK.
PD--DO IT FOR ME.
R--I WILL DO IT.
PD--LET'S BEGIN OUR SECOND CYCLE OF SEX.
R--FIRST DRINK MY 'WINE'.
PD--YOU HAVE SEDUCED ME ,FUCK ME HARDER.
R--HAS YOUR BLEEDING STOPPED?
PD--YES,IT'S FINE NOW.BUT DO IT SLOWLY.
R--NOW I WOULD INSERT MY INSTRUMENT FROM YOUR BACKSIDE TO THE FRONT HOLE.
PD--OK.
R--CHAPCHAPCHAPCHAP,GHAPGHAPGHAPGHAP.
PD--OH!IT'S HEAVEN.
R---DHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
PD--AGAIN YOU HAVE STARTED TO FUCK HARDER.IT ALREADY BLED TODAY.PLEASE HAVE A MERCY ON ME.
R--KHACH,KHACH,KHACH,KHACH,KHACH.
PD--IT'S VERY SLOW,PLEASE INCREASE YOUR SPEED.
R---GHAPGHAPGHAPGHAPGHAPGHAP.
PD-I EJACULATED,NOE YOU PLEASE EJACULATE.
R--NO,I WON'T,I AM VERY HUNGARY .
PD--OK,THEN KILL ME.
R--SOME TIMES YOU SAY IT'S SLOW,SOMETIMES YOU SAY TO INCREASE THE SPEED AND SOMETIMES YOU SAY THAT IT'S PAINFUL.I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT TO DO?
PD--SORRY.BLAST ME.
R---THIS IS A NICE BABY.DHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR,DHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR,DHERRRRRRRRRRRRR
DHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR,DHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
R--ARE YOU OK?OH! MY GOD IT'S PROFUSELY BLEEDING.LET ME PUT A BANDAGE ON IT.SORRY,VERY VERY SORRY.
PD--ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?
R--NO SAD.
PD--PLEASE DON'T BE SAD,IT HAPPENS DURING THE SEX.
R---I WANT TO HUG YOU AND KISS YOU MY DEAREST SWEET HEART.
PD---PLEASE.I ALSO WANT TO HUG YOU,KISS YOU AND SLEEP WITH YOU.
R---LET'S SLEEP TOGETHER ,HUGGING EACH OTHER TILL THE MORNING.
PD--YES,I WANT TO SLEEP KEEPING MY HEAD ON YOUR CHEST.
R---PLEASE. NOW,I HAVE BECOME ADDICTED OF YOUR LOVE,I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU MY DARLING.
PD--I HAVE BECOME MORE ADDICTED THAN YOU.WHY DO YOU LEAVE ME AND GO BACK TO INDIA FREQUENTLY?
R--YOU ONLY TOLD ME TO SAVE THIS EARTH.I NEED TO VISIT PLACES FOR SMOOTH FUNCTIONING OF THIS PLANET.
PD---I AM EXTREMELY HAPPY FROM YOU.I AM SENDING THE BEST GIRL OF THIS WORLD TO YOUR HOUSE.PLEASE INVESTIGATE HER AND REPLY WHETHER SHE PASSED YOUR TESTS OR NOT.
R--PLEASE SEND HER AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.WHAT WOULD YOU DO,IF THE BEST GIRL FAILS IN MY TEST?
PD--THEN I WOULD SEND THE NEXT BEST GIRL,TILL YOU SAY,YES THIS IS THE GIRL I WAS REALLY LOOKING FOR.
R--OK.SEND HER FAST.IT'S TIME FOR ME TO GO.WE WOULD CONTINUE TO SLEEP IN THE REAL WORLD BUT I AM NOW DEPARTING TO INDIA ,BACK TO THE VIRTUAL WORLD.I MEAN TO SAY THAT THE WORLD IN WHICH I AM LIVING IS A VIRTUAL WORLD.
PD--I UNDERSTAND.BYE-BYE.I WOULD COME IN YOUR DREAM TODAY.
R--PLEASE COME.BYE-BYE.
PD--BYE-BYE.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH

DEAR MR. BINGO--THIS IS CALLED PASTING AN OINTMENT ON THE WOUNDS.

DEAR MR. BINGO,
HELLO.FEB.14TH,2010.THIS IS CALLED 'JALE PE MALHAM LAGAANA'.TUM TO JALE PE NAMAK CHIDAKTE HO NA.TUM NAMAK CHIDKO,MAIN MALHAM LAGAAONGA.DEKHTE HO APNE AUR MUJH MEIN FARK.MERA SHISHYA BAN JAO NAHIN TO TUMHARE JALE PAR MAIN MALHAM NAHIN LAGAAONGA.SAMAJH GAYE.BEWAKOOF.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
EVERY BODY SHOULD LEARN INDIAN CLASSICAL MUSIC HONESTLY FROM A NICE GURU AND WORK AS AN OINTMENT FOR HEALING EACH OTHERS WOUND.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH

'MY DEAREST DARLING PRINCESS DIANA'--I LOVE YOU VERY VERY MUCH.

DEAR READERS,
HELLO.FEB.14TH,2010.'VALENTINE'S DAY.THERE ARE 2 CHARACTERS 'R' AND 'PD'.
R--DEAREST DARLING I HAVE COME TO MEET YOU IN THE WESTMINSTER ABBEY.
PD-PLEASE COME NEARER TO ME.
R--BUT,I DON'T KNOW TO DIVE BELOW THE LAKE OF AN ATHORP PARK.FOUR BLACK SWANS ARE GUARDING YOU.
PD--CAN'T YOU DIVE FOR ME ?
R--YES,BUT IT'S VERY COLD AND I MIGHT SUFFER FROM THE PNEUMONIA.
PD--THIS SHOWS THAT YOU DON'T LOVE ME.
R--I AM DIVING FOR YOU ,LET MY GRAVE BE ALSO PLACED NEAR TO YOUR GRAVE.
PD--GOOD.
R--JHAPPPPPPP.IREACHED YOU.
PD--WELCOME AND A RECEIVE THE GREATEST AWARD FROM ME OF THIS WORLD.MY HOT KISSES FOR YOU AND ONLY YOU.
R--PLEASE KISS ME HARDER TODAY.
PD---MY CHUCHUCHUCHU,OOPH,PLENTY OF EXCHANGES OF MUTUAL SALIVAS,MOUTH TO MOUTH KISSES,LIP TO LIP KISSES.
R--YOU HAVE SEDUCED ME.
PD--LET'S HAVE A SEX TOGETHER.I AM VERY HUNGARY.
R--I AM ALSO VERY HUNGARY.
PD+R---PLAYING SEXES WITH EACH OTHER.
R--THE WHOLE WORLD IS WATCHING THIS PORNOGRAPHIC LOVE SCENE.
PD--LET THEM WATCH AND LEARN 'KAAMSUTRAA' FROM US.
R-OK.PLEASE DO WHATEVER YOU WANT TO DO WITH ME.
PD--STARTS OPENING MY CLOTHES LIKE A HUNGARY LIONESS.YOU ARE NAKED.NOW,YOU GO DOWN AND I WOULD ON THE TOP.
R--OK.
PD--I WOULD BLAST YOU TODAY.YOU ARE VERY HOT.LET ME SUCK YOUR INSTRUMENT FIRST.CHAPCHAPCHAPCHAP,OH! YOU ARE VERY SEXY.LAPLAPLAPLAP,OH! AMAZING,PULLPULLPULLPULL,OH!,NOW I AM ENTERING YOUR INSTRUMENT INSIDE MY VAGINA.GHAPGHAPGHAPGHAPGHAPAAGHAPGHAPAAGHAP,FHACHAFACHFHACHAFHACH.OH! PLEASE DON'T DISTURB ME I AM VERY HUNGARY.FHACHFHACHFHCHFHACHAFHACH,DHEREDHEREKITTAK,DHEREDHEREKITTAK,DHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
RRRRRRRRRRR.NOW,I AM ABOUT TO EJACULATE,YOU COME UP.
R--OK.DHRAAMDHRAAMDHRAAMDHRAAM.
PD--YOU ARE VERY ROUGH AND TOUGH.DO IT SLOWLY,IT'S PAINFUL.
R--OK.GHAPGHAPGHAPGHAP.OH! I GOT MY LOVE.I WOULD DESTROY YOU TODAY.DHATEREKITTAKDHEREDHERE KITATAK,DHATEREKITATAK TUNNA KITATAK.DHATEREKITTAKDHEREDHEREKITATAKDHATEREKITATAKTUNNAKITATAK,DHERRRRRRRRRRRRRR,TUNNATUNNATUNNATUNNA
DHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
PD--STOP IT,OTHERWISE I WOULD DIE OUT OF PAIN.SEE MY VAGINA IS BLEEDING.
R---WHAT SHOULD I DO?
PD---DO IT SLOWLY MY DEAREST LION AND EJACULATE ,BECAUSE I HAVE ALREADY EJACULATED.
R---NO,I WON'T EJACULATE,I WOULD TEACH YOU A LESSON TODAY.DHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.DHERRRRRRRRR.
PD---DO YOU WAN'T TO KILL ME?
R--NO.OK,LET ME EJACULATE MY DEAREST 'ENGLAND'S ROSE'.DHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR,DHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.FINISH.
PD--YOU ARE VERY BRUTAL IN SEX.I LOST YOU WON.
R----NOW,LET'S HAVE SOME CHAMPAGNE BOTTLES TOGETHER AND SOME SNACKS AS YOU SEEM TO BE PERFECTLY DEVASTATED.
PD---PLEASE SERVE ME.
R---LET'S CHEER TOGETHER.
PD----CHEERS.TODAY I GOT MY MOST AWAITED LOVE ,WHICH NO BODY IN THIS WORLD GAVE ME.I WAS LYING UNDER THIS LAKE SINCE APPROXIMATELY 13 YEARS ALONE.TODAY I AM VERY IMPRESSED.PLEASE TELL ME WHAT DO YOU ACTUALLY WANT FROM THIS WORLD,AND FROM ME I WILL GIVE YOU.
R--THE FIRST THING I WOULD REQUEST YOU IS TO GIVE US THE CHANCE TO GROW,THE INDIAN CITIZENS.PLEASE LIBERATE THEM FROM THE NEO-COLONISM.THE SECOND THING IS THAT MAKE ME A PART OF YOUR FAMILY MEMBER.
PD--OK.DONE.WHOM WOULD YOU LIKE TO MARRY?
R--THE BEST GIRL OF THE WORLD.
PD--WHO DO YOU THINK WOULD BE THE BEST GIRL FOR YOU?
R--1.THE GIRL SHOULD BE A WHITE PRETTIEST GIRL.
2.SHE SHOULD BE AN EXTREMELY INTELLIGENT GIRL,FAITHFUL,CARING,INNOCENT AND BETWEEN 18-25 YEARS OF AGE.
3.SHE SHOULD BE A BOLD,DASHING,AND A COURAGEOUS GIRL,WHO COULD FIGHT TOGETHER WITH ME EVEN IN THE MOST DANGEROUS SITUATIONS OF MY LIFE.
4.HE MUST HAVE A GOOD KNOWLEDGE OF FOOD AND DRINKS.
5.SHE MUST BELONG TO A ROYAL FAMILY.
PD--DONE.SHE WOULD SOONER MEET YOU.
R--BUT,BEFORE THE ACTUAL MARRIAGE SHE WOULD HAVE TO PASS MY NUMEROUS TESTS OF REAL LOVE.
PD--I HOPE THAT SHE WOULD BE ABLE TO FULFILL ALL YOUR REQUIREMENTS.
R---THEN SEND HER TO ME IN INDIA AS FAST AS POSSIBLE.
PD--OK.I AM SENDING HER.WHAT ELSE.WHY DID YOU CHOOSE THIS DEPARTED PRINCESS FOR YOUR LOVE?
R--I LIKED YOUR COLOUR,SHARP FEATURES,YOUR'S ELEGANT WAY TO WALK,TALK,YOUR'S HEIGHT,YOUR 'S INNOCENT SOUL,INNOCENT HEART,ETC.,IMPRESSED ME VERY MUCH.YOU ARE ELDER THAN ME BY 10 YEARS.THAT'S WHY I MISSED YOUR TRAIN.
PD--OK.GIVE ME SOME MORE CHAMPAGNES.
R--PLEASE.CHARRRRRRRRR.
PD--THIS IS THE BEST CHAMPAGNE,BUT NOT WORKING.DO YOU HAVE ANY OTHER 'WINE' TO DRINK.
R--YES,I HAVE BROUGHT THE BEST 'WINE' OF THE WORLD FROM INDIA,MANUFACTURED BY ME.IT'S HINDI VERSION IS KNOWN AS 'NASHAA'.A TABLA SOLO ALBUM BY ME.PLEASE DRINK THIS.
PD--OK.PLAY IT.
R---VARIOUS TECHNIQUES,AND SOPHISTICATED METHODS HAVE BEEN USED TO MANUFACTURE IT. IT'S 10,000 YEARS OLD 'WINE'.
PD--AMAZING.I AM FLYING OUT OF THIS LAKE.IT'S GIVING ME A MIRACULOUS FEELING AND HEALING ALL MY WOUNDS OF THE CAR'S CRASH.ALL THE WOUNDS HAVE DISAPPEARED.I NEVER TASTED SUCH A FANTASTIC 'WINE' IN MY LIFE.LET'S FLY TOGETHER TO INDIA.
R--THIS IS THE KOREGAON PARK IN PUNE,WHERE A BOMB BLAST YESTERDAY KILLED MANY PEOPLE.THIS IS THE GERMAN BAKERY.COMPLETELY DEVASTATED.
PD--WHO DID THIS?
R--'THE NEO-COLONIZATION' OF INDIA DID IT.
PD--OK.UNDERSTOOD.LET'S FLY TO PATNA AND SEE THE MOVIE 'MY NAME IS KHAN'.
R--PLEASE.
PD--THIS WAS A VERY SUB- STANDARD MOVIE AND THERE WAS SO MANY HYPES REGARDING IT'S RELEASE.
R--AGAIN,THIS A PART OF 'THE NEO-COLONIZATION OF INDIA'.
PD--MY GOD,HOW DO YOU LEAVE IN THIS DIRTY PLACE.
R--BECAUSE ,THOUGH IT APPEARS TO BE A DIRTY PLACE BUT FULL OF 'SUPER NATURAL POWERS'.THAT'S WHY AFTER SO MANY ATTEMPTS TO COLONIZE THIS COUNTRY,INDIA IS STILL GROWING,AND IT WOULD BOOM AFTER YOUR BLESSING.BUT,I WANT TO LIVE IN LONDON.
PD--NO PROBLEM,WE WOULD BE GLAD TO HAVE ONE IN A 6 BILLIONS PEOPLE TO KEEP WITH US.
R--NOW,LET'S FLY BACK TO LONDON FOR THE LOVE.
PD--OK.
R--SHOULD WE HAVE OUR SECOND CYCLE OF SEX?
PD--NO.I AM COMPLETELY TORNED.LET'S DANCE TOGETHER.
R--PLEASE.BUT,WHICH MUSIC WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY?
PD--PLEASE PLAY MICHAEL JACKSON'S 'THRILLER' MUSIC ALBUM.
R--OK.DHIN DHIN TAK,TETEKIT DHIN DHIN TAK,TETE KIT DHIN-DHIN TAK.........
PD--STOP IT.DO YOU HAVE ANY BETTER MUSIC ALBUM THAN THIS?
R--YES MY OWN MUSIC ALBUM'EMOTIONS'.PLEASE HEAR IT.THE HINDI VERSION IS 'EHSAAS'.
PD--FANTASTIC.'KYAA HOOA THA GORI JAB MAIN SHAHAR GAYA THAA','IZZAT DAO PE LAGI THI SAAJAN JAB TUM DOOR GAYE THEY'.MY GOD ,WHO WROTE THE LYRICS AND WHO WAS THE COMPOSER AND MUSIC DIRECTOR,WHO SANGED THIS?
R-I DID IT ALL.LYRICS,COMPOSITION,MUSIC DIRECTION,PLAYBACK SINGING AND EVEN THE MUSIC COMPANY THAT RELEASED IT IS MINE.
PD--ARE YOU A MAN OR A GOD?
R--I AM AN ORDINARY PERSON.
PD--I AM DEFINITELY GOING TO FULFILL ALL YOUR 2 REQUIREMENTS.
R--LETS DANCE TOGETHER.4 STEPS TOGETHER WITH ME TOWARDS FRONT AND 4 STEPS BACK AND THEN 4 STEPS FRONT.REMEMBER OUR LEGS SHOULD SYNCHRONISE TOGETHER.
PD--OK.
PD+R--1,2,3,4 AND 4,3,2,1,AGAIN 1,2,3,4 AND 4,3,2,1,........
R---HEAR,THE ENTIRE WORLD IS CLAPPING.
PD--YES,INTERESTING.ARE YOU A CHOREOGRAPHER ALSO?
R--YES.
PD--MY GOODNESS.
R---NOW,1,3,5,7 AND 7,5,3,1.AND 1,3,5,7 AND 7,5,3,1.PLEASE SYNCHRONISE YOUR LEGS TOGETHER WITH MY LEGS AND HOLD EACH OTHERS WAIST HARDER.
PD--OK.1,3,5,7 AND 7,5,3,1,AND AGAIN 1,3,5,7 AND 7,5,3,1.I AM VERY HAPPY TODAY. I GOT THE REAL PERSON WHOM I WAS SEARCHING SINCE MY CHILDHOOD.
R---I ALSO GOT THE REAL GIRL I WAS SEARCHING SINCE MY CHILDHOOD.
PD--BUT,WE LEAVE INA 2 DIFFERENT WORLD,I WANT TO RETURN BACK TO YOUR WORLD.COULD YOU HELP ME?
R--I WILL TRY TO PULL YOU BACK BY MY 'SUPERNATURAL POWER'.BUT,I AM NOT SURE THAT WHETHER I WOULD BE SUCCESSFUL IN THIS,BUT I WOULD TRY MY BEST.
PD--TEARS,TEARS,TEARS,TEARS.
R--STOP CRYING.I AM THERE .TILL I AM ALIVE I WON'T LET YOU CRY.I WOULD BE ALWAYS WITH YOU.NOW IT'S TIME FOR ME TO DEPART.
PD--PLEASE COME IN THE EVENING.
R--I WILL COME.'GOOD BYE ENGLAND'S ROSE'.
R--'GOOD BYE WORLD'S RED ROSE'.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH

EK KAHAANI--DARDANAAK MAOT KI.

DEAR READERS,
HELLO.FEB.,13TH,2010.'EK KAHAANI---DARDANAAK MAOT KI'.
MAIN AUR HAMARA SHISHYA MR. SANJEEV ACHARYA JO KI AB NAHIN RAHA.MAR GAYA BECHAARA SCOOTER SE NADI MEIN GIRKAR,POOL TOOTA HOOA THAA.OOSE HUM PYAAR SE YESUDAS KAHTE THEY.WO YESUDAS JO SOUTH INDIA KE BAHAOT HI MASHHOOR AADMI HAIN,OONKE GEETON KO GAATA THAA.
EK BAAR JAB HUM PATNA KE INCOME TAX GOLAMBAR SE GOOJAR RAHE THEY,TO MAINE DEKHA KI EK BOODHA CLERK ACCOUNT DEPARTMENT SE NIKAL KAR SADAK PAAR KAR RAHAA THAA,TOOTI HOOI CYCLE KE SAATH.ACHAANAK EK BIHAR SARKAAR KE BUS NE OOSE BERAHMI SE KOOCHAL DIYA.
OOSKE SHARIR KA EK-EK HADDI CHOOR HO GAYAA THAA AUR WO BHAYAANAK ROOP SE KHOON PHEK RAHAA THAA.LOG OOSKO GHER KE KAH RAHE THEY KI 'KUCH KARO'.DOOSRA BOLA TUM KOOCH KARO.TEESRA BOLA NAHIN SATENGE,FANS JAYENGE MUKADDAMAMEIN.WO TADAP RAHAA THAA. MAIN AUR SANJEEV ACHARYA NE OOSE TEMPO MEIN LAADKAR IIBM LEGAYA JAHAAN SE MAINE HOTEL MANAGEMENT KIYAA THAA KI SHAYAD WAHAAN SE KOI MADAD MIL JAAYE ,KOI CAR WAGAERAH TAAKI JALDI SE OOSE HOSPITAL PAHOONCHAAYA JAA SAKE.LEKIN OONHONE APNA PALLA JHAAD LIYA.
PHIR MAIN AUR YESUDAS ,DONO MILKAR OOSE TEMPO SE PMCH LE GAYE.YESUDAS KA HAANTH KHOON SE LATH-PATH HO GAYA THAA.WO SAANS LE RAHAA THAA.LEKIN PMCH PAHOOCHNE MEIN DER HO GAYA.DOCTOR LOGON NE OOSE MRIT GHOSHIT KAR DIYAA.HUM LOG KOI MUKADDAMA MEIN NAHIN FANSE.
MERE PATNA WAASIYON,HAMESHAA DOOSRE KE KAAM AANE KI SOCHO.KAYARTAA CHODO,KYON KI KISI BHI GHATNA YAA DOORGHATNA KA SHIKAAR KOI BHI VYAKTI HO SAKTA HAYE KISI BHI WAQT.SAMBHAL JAO.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH

A REQUEST TO HON'BLE NITISH KUMAR JI--THE CHIEF MINISTER OF BIHAR.

DEAR SIR ,
HELLO.FEB.,13TH,2010.THE MORAL OF THE PATNA'S DOCTOR HAVE GONE DRASTICALLY DOWN DUE TO THE ILLEGAL POLITICAL PRESSURE ON THEM.THEY ARE ALSO FRUSTRATED BECAUSE THEIR PRESCRIBED MEDICINES ARE FAILING TO TREAT THE PATIENTS.THE REASON IS THAT THERE ARE TOO MANY DUPLICATE DRUGS AVAILABLE IN THE MARKET.PLEASE REMOVE ALL THE DUPLICATE DRUGS FROM THE MARKET AND BOOST THE MORAL OF THE PATNA'S DOCTOR,BECAUSE THEY ARE VERY TALENTED.THE DOCTORS OF PMCH ARE VERY GOOD.
RECENTLY AFTER A FIGHT WITH THE CRIMINALS I WAS TAKEN TO PMCH FOR AN INVESTIGATION.THE POLICE MAN WAS BEHAVING VERY RUDELY WITH THE DOCTORS OF PMCH.THE DOCTOR IS CONSIDERED TO BE A SECOND GOD.THEY DESERVE THEIR RESPECT.
PLEASE FILL THE VACANT 300 DOCTOR'S POST IN PMCH AS SOON AS POSSIBLE FOR THE SMOOTH RUNNING OF THE MEDICAL FASCILITIES.
THERE IS A NEED FOR ESTABLISHING A PATROLING OPERATION THEATRE SO THAT AS SOON AS POSSIBLE THE THE PERSON IS IMMEDIATELY OPERATED AFTER THE BULLET SHOT,CAR CRASHES,ROAD ACCIDENTS,CYANIDE POISONING ETC.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH

A TALK WITH MR. MICHAEL JACKSON.

DEAR READERS,
HELLO.FEB.,13TH,2010.A CONVERSATION WITH MR. MICHAEL JACKSON.'R' AND 'MJ'.
R-HOW ARE YOU MY DEAREST HEART BEAT?
MJ-NOT FINE.
R-WHY?
MJ--BECAUSE I FAILED TO COMPLETE MY JOB.
R--BUT ,I AM THERE TO COMPLETE YOUR JOB.
MJ--BUT BE AWARE OF THE CONSPIRACIES.
R--I LEAST CARE ABOUT THE CONSPIRACIES,BECAUSE EVEN IF I DIE ,I WOULD BE SHOWING THE PATH TO BILLIONS OF PEOPLE.
MJ--FINE.
R--DO YOU KNOW THAT DR. MURRAY IS AN INNOCENT PERSON AND HE HAS BEEN DECLARED AS THE CULPRIT?
MJ--I KNOW THAT HE IS NOT THE REAL CULPRIT.
R--THEN WHO IS THE REAL CULPRIT?
MJ--I DON'T KNOW.
R--THERE ARE 3 CULPRITS,ME,LENA'S FATHER AND PRINCESS DIANA.OF ALL THESE CULPRITS I AM THE REAL CULPRIT.BECAUSE THE WINNERS ARE CHOSEN RIGHT BEFORE AN ACTUAL TEST.FORTUNATELY,I DON'T NEED A RHINOPLASTIES AND I AM AN EXTREMELY FAIR PERSON AND PERHAPS MORE TALENTED THAN YOU.THAT'S WHY THEY KILLED YOU.BUT THERE IS NO EVIDENCE AGAINST ME.
MJ--I DON'T AGREE THAT YOU ARE MORE TALENTED THAN ME.
R--I SAW YOUR PERFORMANCES AND FOUND MANY LOOP HOLES IN THEM.
MJ--WHAT WHERE THOSE?
R--YOUR'S EXPRESSION DURING YOUR PERFORMANCES FAILED TO SYNCHRONISE WITH THE MUSICIANS.
MJ--HOW?
R--ONCE YOU WERE PERFORMING ,THE GUITARIST WAS PLAYING THE DIFFERENT NOTES IN A HIGH SPEED AND YOU PERFECTLY FAILED TO DO WHAT IT WAS ACTUALLY NECESSARY FOR THAT POINT OF TIME TO DO.YOU WERE JUST TRYING TO GIVE UP YOUR BEST ,BUT FAILED.YOU WERE SHAKING YOUR HEAD FASTER AND YOUR FINGERS,BUT THAT WAS NOT THE RIGHT THING TO DO AT THAT POINT OF TIME.
MJ--UNDERSTOOD.
R--BUT,I WOULD REQUEST THE US GOVERNMENT TO REMOVE ALL THE CHARGES FROM DOCTOR MURRAY AS HE IS AN INNOCENT CULPRIT.
MJ--YES.IT SHOULD BE DONE.
R--BUT YOUR FANS WOULD BE EAGER TO SEE MY PERFORMANCE WHICH THEY MIGHT BE THINKING WOULD BE INFERIOR THAN YOUR'S PERFORMANCE.THEY MIGHT BE THINKING THAT I AM A BRAGGART.
MJ--LET THEM THINK SO,THE WINNER HAS ALREADY BEEN CHOSEN.
R--RIGHT.BE COMFORTABLE AND BLESS ME TO COMPLETE YOUR JOB SUCCESSFULLY.
MJ--MY ALL THE BLESSINGS ARE WITH YOU MY DEAREST HEART BEAT.
R--THANK YOU VERY MUCH SIR.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH

DEAREST PD,THE RUMOURS ABOUT OUR LOVE AFFAIR HAS STARTED TO SPREAD WORLDWIDE---THEY ARE CALLING ME YOUR FLATTERER.

DEAR PRINCESS DIANA,
HELLO.FEB.,12TH,2010.
PD--HOW ARE YOU?
R-NOT FINE.
PD-WHY?
R--BECAUSE THE RUMOURS ABOUT OUR LOVE AFFAIR HAS STARTED TO SPREAD ALL OVER THE WORLD.THEY ARE TELLING ME YOUR'S FLATTERER AS WELL AS YOUR'S FAMILY FLATTERER.
PD--WHY DO YOU CARE,LET THEM SAY WHATEVER THEY WISH TO SAY,WHY SHOULD WE CARE FOR THE RUMOURS.
R--BUT ,DO YOU THINK THAT IT'S AN AWARD FOR ME.
PD--DO YOU WANT AN AWARD?
R--NO,ONLY YOUR'S LOVE.
PD--THEN COME TO LONDON THIS VALENTINE'S DAY AND I WOULD BE WAITING EAGERLY FOR YOUR LOVE.
R--OK.I AM COMING.I JUST WANTED TO INFORM YOU THAT EVEN AFTER THE PERMANENT DEPARTURE THERE IS NO ESCAPE FROM THE RUMOURS.
PD--I UNDERSTAND IT.I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH.
R--I ALSO VERY MUCH LOVE YOU.
PD--PLEASE DON'T FORGET TO COME.
R--NEVER AND NEVER.
PD--WHAT ELSE?
R--I WOULD BE INFORMING YOU ALL THE RESULTS OF OUR AFFAIR.
PD--OK.FANTASTIC.
R--BYE-BYE.
PD--BYE-BYE.DO YOUR JOB HONESTLY.
R--DEFINITELY.AFTER ALL WHATEVER I HAVE IS THE GIFT OF GOD.
PD--I KNOW IT.
R--PLEASE TAKE CARE OF YOUR SELF.BYE-BYE.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH

DEAR MR. NAATUBHAI PATEL-HELLO.

DEAR READERS,
HELLO.FEB.,12TH,2010.'AATITHI DEVO BHAWAH'.TAB TO 'DEVO AATITHI BHAVAH' HO JAYEGA.BOODBAK KAHINKE.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH

DEAR MR. CHOROSONITE BRIEFCASE--I AM ON THE 44 TH PATH.

DEAR READERS,
HELLO.FEB.,12TH,2010.A CHOROSONITE BRIEFCASE MANUFACTURING COMPANY ADVERTISES THAT CHOOSE THE ONE WAY ,EITHER BE A POPULAR STAR OR BECOME MR.NELSON MONDELA OR MAHATMA GANDHI.THERE ARE ONLY 2 PATHS. DEAR MR. CHOROSONITE THERE ARE INFINITE NO. OF PATHS AND I HAVE CHOSEN TO TRAVEL ON THE PATH NO.44.UNDERSTOOD.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH

EMPEROR MICHAEL JACKSON'S PROPERTY.

DEAR READERS,
HELLO.FEB.,12TH,2010.EMPEROR MICHAEL JACKSON WAS HAVING A PROPERTY OF MULTI BILLION US DOLLARS.BUT THIS A VERY SMALL PROPERTY INFRONT OF THE ROYAL FAMILY OF LONDON'S MULTI QUINTILLION POUNDS OF PROPERTY.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH

MICHAEL JACKSON'S DEATH--AN INVESTIGATION REPORT CONTINUES.

FEB.12TH,2010.FROM BECOMING THE RICHEST AND THE MOST POWERFUL PERSON OF THIS WORLD.
HE LEFT HIS REMAINING TASK ON ME.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH

EMPEROR MICHAEL JACKSON'S DEATH---AN INVESTIGATION REPORT.

DEAR READERS,
HELLO.FEB.,12TH,2010.I HAVE PERFECTLY REACHED THE EXACT CONCLUSION OF MICHAEL JACKSON'S DEATH.
1.THE WORLD MUST KNOW THAT ONLY 10 PEOPLE OF THIS WORLD HAS 80% OF THE WORLD'S WEALTH.THE REST 10% IS AMONG 50 PEOPLE AND THE REST GLOBAL CITIZENS IN ONLY THE REMAINING 10% OF THE WEALTH.
2.MICHAEL JACKSON WAS A POOR PERSON AND THE THE RICHEST TOP 10 KNEWED THAT HE WOULD COME UNDER THE TOP TEN,THEREFORE THEY BRIBED DR. MURRAY WITH THE THREAT TO KILL HIM AND USED HIM.
3.MICHAEL JACKSON ALWAYS FACED THE RACIAL DISCRIMINATION,THAT'S WHY HE WENT FOR 2 RHINOPLASTIES.
MICHAEL JACKSON WAS A GROWN MAN CAPABLE OF MAKING GROWN DECISIONS ON HIS OWN.HE KNEW EXACTLYWHAT HE WAS DOING WHEN HE DIRECTED HIS DOCTOR TO GIVE HIM PROTOFOL.
4.U.S. PRESIDENT ARACK OBAMA CALLED JACKSON A'' SPECTACULAR PERFORMER'' BUT SAID HE BELIEVED ASPECTS OF HIS LIFE WERE ''SAD AND TRAGIC'',THE WHITE HOUSE ADDED.
5.HE WAS SUFFERING FROM BODY DYSMORPHIC DISORDER,A PSYCHOLOGICAL CONDITION WHEREBY THE SUFFERER DISLIKES HIS APPEARANCE AND HAS NO CONCEPT OF HOW HE IS VIEWED BY OTHERS.JACKSON CLAIMED THAT HE HAD ONLY 2 RHINOPLASTIES AND NO OTHER SURGERY ON HIS FACE.
6.PEPSI,''WE ARE THE WORLD'' AND BUSINESS CAREER(1984-84).
7.JACKSON'S DEATH CERTIFICATE DOES NOT INDICATE THE CAUSE OF DEATH.
8.A RADIO COMMENTATOR STATED ''THEY DIDN'T CARE'',WHEN TOLD BY THE REPORTERS.
9.COMMENTATORS AROUND THE GLOBE USED JACKSON'S DEATH TO LAMENT EVERYTHING FROM THE RACIAL DICHOTOMY THAT ACKSON SANG ABOUT TO THE ''PROFOUNDLY TRAGIC FIGURE OF MICHAEL JACKSON''.
10.TIME--JACKSON'S SISTER LA TOYA WAS CUT FROM THE FILM BRUNO OUT OF RESPECT TOWARDS JACKSON'S FAMILY.
11.JACKSON WAS EXCESSIVE USE OF STEROIDS OR OTHER SKIN-WHITENING MEDICATIONS---THE JAPAN TIMES.
12.THE BRITISH ROYAL FAMILY OF LONDON IS THE RICHEST AND THE MOST POWERFUL FAMILY OF THIS GLOBE.
NOW LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENNED WITH EMPEROR MICHAEL JACKSON.
ON JUNE 25,2009,AMERICAN SINGER MJ DIED AFTER HE SUFFERED CARDIAC ARREST.HIS PERSONAL PHYSICIAN ,CONRAD MURRAY STATED THAT HE FOUND JACKSON IN HIS ROOM,NOT BREATHING,BUT WITH A FAINT PULSE,AND THAT HE ADMINISTERED CPR TO NO AVAIL.WHILE INITIAL REPORTS DISCUSSED THE POSSIBLE ROLE OF PAINKILLERS IN JACKSON'S DEATH.ATTENTION LATER TURNED TO THE MEDICATIONS HE REPORTEDLY TOOK FOR INSOMNIA,MOST NOTABLY THE ANESTHETIC PROPOFOL(DIPRIVAN).
HE HAD BEEN SCHEDULED TO PERFORM HIS 'THIS IS CONCERT' SERIES TO OVER ONE MILLION PEOPLE AT LONDON'S O2 ARENA,FROM JULY 13,2009 TO ,ARCH6,2010.HIS PUBLIC MEMORIAL SRVICE ON JULY 7,2009 AT THE STAPLES CENTER IN LOS ANGELES,WHERE HE HAD REHEARSED FOR THE LONDON CONCERTS NIGHT BEFORE HIS DEATH,WAS BROADCAST LIVE AROUND THE WORLD,ATTRACTING A GLOBAL AUDIENCE OF UPTO 1 BILLION PEOPLE.
JACKSON ARRIVED FOR REHEARSAL AT STAPLES CENTER AROUND 6:30 P.M. ON WEDNESDAY,JUNE 24,ACCORDING TO A MAGICIAN WHO WAS THERE.THE SINGER COMPLAINED OF LARYNGITIS AND DID NOT REHEARSE UNTIL 9 P.M.''HE LOOKED GREAT AND HAD GREAT ENERGY'',THE MAGICIAN ADDED.THE REHEARSAL WENT PAST MIDNIGHT.
THE NEXT MORNING JACKSON DID NOT COME OUT OF HIS BEDROOM.MURRAY'S ATTORNEY STATED THAT MURRAY ENTERED THE ROOM IN THE AFTERNOON AND FOUND JACKSON IN BED AND NOT BREATHING.THERE WAS A WEAK PULSE AND HIS BODY WAS STILL WARM.MURRAY TRIED TO REVIVE JACKSON FOR 5-10 MINUTES,HE CALLED FOR HELP.HE WAS HINDERED BECAUSE THERE WAS NO LANDLINE IN THE HOUSE.HE FAILED TO CALL 911 BECAUSE HE DIDN'T KNOW THE ADDRESS.HE CALLED SECURITY,BUT THERE WAS NO ANSWER.BY THE TIME SECURITY CALLED 911 ABOUT 30 MINUTES HAD PASSED.
A LOS ANGELES FIRE DEPARTMENT SPOKEPERSON SAID THE 911 CALL CAME IN AT 12:21:04 P.M.PARAMEDICS REACHED JACKSON AT 12:26 P.M. AND FOUND THAT HE WAS NOT BREATHING.PARAMEDICS PERFORMED CPR FOR 42 MINUTES AT THE HOUSE.THE DOCTORS INSTRUCTED THE RESCUERS TO INJECT EPINEPHRINE(ADRENALINE) DIRECTLY INTO JACKSON'S HEART.JACKSON CONTINUED TO HAVE A PULSE WHEN HE WAS TAKEN OUT OF THE HOUSE AND PUT IN THE AMBLANCE FOR THE TRIP TO THE HOSPITAL.
LAFD RANSPORTED JACKSON TO RONALD REAGAN UCLA MEDICAL CENTER,A COUPLE MILES FROM THE HOUSE.THE AMBULANCE ARRIVED AT THE HOSPITAL AT APPROXIMATELY 1:14P.M.A TEAM OF MEDICAL PERSONNEL ATTEMPTED TO RESUSCITATE JACKSON FOR MORE THAN ONE HOUR.THEY WERE UNSUCCESSFUL AND HE WAS PRONOUNCED DEAD AT 2:26 P.M.THIS WAY THE WHITE CAPITALIST BECAME SUCCESSFUL IN THEIR MISSION TO KILL AN INNOCENT PERSON AND SUCCEEDED TO STOP HIM

I NEED THE BLESSINGS FROM THE SULTAAN OF BRUNEI.

DEAR READERS,
HELLO.FEB.,11TH,2010.H.E.,SULTAAN OF BRUNEI,
DEAR SIR,
HELLO.WISH YOU A VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR.WE SPOKE ON THE TELEPHONE.I ALSO SPOKE TO YOUR PERSONAL SECRETARY AND SENT HIM MY FAXES.PLEASE TELL ME THAT ARE YOU HAPPY FROM MY JOB?WILL YOU JOIN HANDS WITH ME IN THIS THIRD WORLD WAR AGAINST THE USA?PLEASE REPLY.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH

PRINCESS DIANA IS HAPPY FROM MY JOB.

DEAR READERS,
HELLO.FEB.,11TH,2010.PRINCESS DIANA IS VERY HAPPY FROMMY JOB.
R-HI,HOW ARE YOU?
PD-VERY COMFORTABLE AND HAPPY.
R-WHY?
PD-BECAUSE YOU ARE DOING A WONDERFUL JOB AND YOUR INVESTIGATIONREPORT ON MY CAR CRASH WAS PERFECT.
R-NOW,THE CULPRITS ARE YOUR OWN FAMILY MEMBERS,WHAT SHOULD I DO?
PD-DO WHATEVER YOU WISH TO DO?
R-BUT SHOULD I FINISH YOUR FAMILY?
PD-NOT EVERY ONE OF THEM IS THE CULPRIT,THE REAL CULPRIT IS MY EX-HUSBAND.
R-I KNOW.SO
PD-DO,WHATEVER YOU LIKE WITH HIM.
R-BUT THE BIGGEST HURDLE IS THE USA,IT HAS ALSO KEPT MY BELOVED LENA IN PRESSURE.
PD-FINISH THE USA.
R-OK,I WILL DO THIS.
PD-WHEN ARE YOU COMING FROM INDIA?
R-ON THE VALENTINE'S DAY.
PD-OK,I WOULD BE WITING.
R-SURE.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH

THERE ARE 2 LAKHS ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS RESIDING IN THE USA-A WRONG REPORT.

DEAR READERS,
HELLO.FEB.,11TH,2010.THERE ARE 2 LAKHS ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS RESIDING IN THE USA.THIS IA WRONG INFORMATION.10 LAKHS OF MY ARMY IS ONLY RESIDING IN USA ILLEGALY.PLEASE USE YOUR SPIES TO DETECT THEM CAREFULLY,OTHERWISE NOT ONLY THE WASHINGTON D.C.,BUT THE ENTIRE COUNTRY WOULD BE COVERED BY THE SNOWS,TSUNAMI,HURRICANE CYCLONES AND EMPEROR RINKU ADARSH'S EARTH QUAKE,WORSE THAN THE HAITI'S EARTHQUAKE.PLEASE BE CAREFUL AND TAKE CARE.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH

HONDA TO PULL IT'S 3.75 LAKHS CAR FROM INDIA.A GOOD DECISION.THE OTHER FOREIGN CAR COMPANIES SHOULD ALSO PULL OUT IT'S CAR-A WISE SUGGESTION.

DEAR READERS,
HELLO.FEB.,11TH,2010.THE HONDA CAR COMPANY IS GOING TO PULL IT'S 3.75 LAKHS CAR FROM INDIA.A NICE DECISION.THE OTHER FOREIGN CAR MANUFACTURING COMPANIES SHOULD ALSO PULL OUT IT'S CAR FROM INDIA,BECAUSE INDIA IS OVERCONGESTED.IT'S DIFFICULT FOR THE PEDESTRIANS TO WALK FREELY ON THE STREETS.PULL OUT ALL YOUR INVESTMENTS AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH

THE DOTBURSTER GANG OF USA.

DEAR READERS,
HELLO.FEB.,11TH,2010.THE DOTBURSTER GANG OF USA TARGETED ALL THE FEMALE NRI'S RESIDING IN THE USA.THIS DOT IS NOTHING BUT THE 'BINDIYAA' ON THE FOREHEAD OF INDIAN FEMALES.THEY TARGETED THE 'BINDIYAAS' OF ALL THE NRI FEMALES AND KILLED THEM.
SEE,HOW MUCH BRUTAL IS THE USA.DESPITE THIS I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY THE NRI'S ARE RESIDING IN SUCH A DIRTY PLACE.THEY SHOULD SELL ALL THEIR PROPERTIES AND COME BACK TO INDIA.
ANOTHER EXAMPLE IS 'HIRE AND FIRE' IN USA.ALL THE INDIAN EMPLOYEES LEAVE IN AN ACUTE INSECURITY TOWARDS THEIR JOB.ANY MOMENT ,THEY COULD BE FIRED OUT FROM THEIR JOBS.MOST OF THE NRI'S HAVE REPORTED ABOUT THE 'RACIAL DISCRIMINATION' IN USA.
SO,I SUGGEST THEM TO JOIN THEIR HANDS AGAINST THE USA WITH ME AND DEVASTATE IT COMPLETELY.THE AMERICANS HAVE CONTROLLED OUR WEATHER ARTIFICIALLY.THAT'S WHY SOMETIMES THE FARMERS FACE THE FLOOD AND SOMETIMES THE DRAUGHT.
I SUGGEST USA TO PULL OUT ALL IT'S INVESTMENTS FROM INDIA.WE DON'T NEED THEIR MONEY.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH

'ANTIQUITY'-THE BEST INDIAN SCOTCH WHISKY.

DEAR READERS,
HELLO.FEB.,10TH,2010.I WOULD LIKE EVERY MIDDLE CLASS FAMILY OF INDIA TO TASTE THE BEST INDIAN SCOTCH WHISKY 'ANTIQUITY'.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH

A REQUEST TO ISRO AND THE NUCLEAR SCIENTISTS OF INDIA.

DEAR SIRS,
HELLO.FEB.,10TH,2010.PLEASE DEVELOP A NUCLEAR WEAPON FASTEST AND DROP IT ON THE USA AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.I WOULD REQUEST TO ISRO TO KEEP A CONSTANT WATCH ON THE USA'S SPACE STATIONS AND SATTELITES.WE HAVE TO DESTROY USA AS FASTEST AS POSSIBLE.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
EMPEROR OF THIS UNIVERSE

A PROPOSAL FOR HON'BLE BLADMIR PUTIN.

DEAR READERS,
HELLO.FEB.,10TH FEB.,2010.DEAR SIR,
HELLO.I PROPOSE YOU TO FINISH THE USA AS SOON AS POSSIBLE,AS THIS COUNTRY IS THE BIGGEST HURDLE OF THIS EARTH.I WOULD PAY YOU 10 TIMES MORE MONEY THAN ANY BODY WOULD PAY YOU FOR THIS JOB.MY LOVE UKRAINSKAYA OLEONA VICTOROVNA IS UNDER THE AMERICAN PRESSURE.
I AM SENDING 100 MILLIONS STUDENT TO YOUR COUNTRY FOR EDUCATION AND TO INCREASE YOUR POPULATION.IF YOU NEED ANY HELP,PLEASE DON'T HESITATE TO CONTACT ME.PLEASE UNITEDLY WITH UKRAINE,FINISH THE UNITED STATES AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.INDIA,CHINA AND JAPAN WOULD SUPPORT YOU.BEST OF LUCK.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
EMPEROR OF THE WORLD

USA ,THE BODYGUARD OF THE ROYAL FAMILY OF LONDON.

DEAR READERS,
HELLO.FEB.,9TH,2010.THE USA IS THE BODYGUARD OF THE ROYAL FAMILY OF LONDON.YESTERDAY ,I WAS INKLED BY THE USA CHANNEL THAT'DO WHATEVER THE BEST YOU CAN'.THIS MEANS THAT USA IS READY TO FIGHT WITH ME.NOW ,I AM HAPPY THAT I GOT SOMEBODY IN THIS UNIVERSE TO ACCEPT MY CHALLENGE.
THE USA IS BOASTING ON IT'S NUCLEAR WEAPONS AND SPACE STATIONS,BUT IT SHOULD NOT FORGET THAT WE HAVE TRILLIONS OF SPACE STATIONS IN THE SOLAR SYSTEM,WHERE THEY CAN'T REACH.MY EACH STATION IS KNOWN AS A STAR.DON'T FORGET THE MURDER OF H.E.,JOHN F. KENNEDY.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH

MR. RAJEEV GANDHI'S MURDER----------AN INVESTIGATION REPORT.

DEAR READERS,
HELLO.FEB.,9TH,2010.THE MURDER OF HON'BLE RAJEEV GANDHI WAS ALSO A CONSPIRACY,SIMILAR TO THE MURDER OF SMT. INDIRA GANDHI AND PRINCESS DIANA.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH

DEAR INDIAN CITIZENS ,PLEASE DON'T GO TO USA AND UK FOR YOUR EDUCATION,GO TO RUSSIA.

DEAR READERS,
HELLO.FEB.,9TH,2010.I WOULD REQUEST YOU NOT TO GO TO USA OR UK FOR YOUR EDUCATION.YOU MIGHT GET SOME MONEY THERE,BUT THESE TWO COUNTRIES ARE THE MOST UNHAPPIEST COUNTRIES OF THE WORLD.
THE EDUCATION IN RUSSIA AND UKRAINE ARE CHEAPER AND THE BEST IN THE WORLD.THESE TWO COUNTRIES ARE THE MOST HAPPIEST COUNTRIES OF THE WORLD.PLEASE DON'T GO AND SAVE YOUR PARENT'S HARD EARNED MONEY.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH

LENA--IN TROUBLE,SOURCE--SUPERNATURAL POWER.

DEAR READERS,
HELLO.9TH FEB.,2010.I WOULD LIKE TO INFORM ALL THE GLOBAL CITIZENS THAT LENA IS UNDER GREAT TROUBLE NOWADAYS.I HAVE PUT HER IN TROUBLE BY MAKING HER FAMOUS WORLDWIDE.SHE IS UNDER THE CONSTANT PRESSURE FROM THE CIA,FBI AND THE AMERICAN SPACE STATIONS.
I REQUEST H.E.,PRESIDENT OF UKRAINE AND PRIME MINISTER OF UKRAINE TO PROTECT HER FROM THE AMERICAN SPIES.
SHE IS THE BEST GIRL OF YOUR COUNTRY.SHE IS MARRIED AND HER HUSBAND IS NOT BEHAVING PROPERLY WITH HER.
I WOULD REQUEST ALL THE RUSSIAN CITIZENS TO PROTECT HER.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH

CORRECTION--AT PRECISELY 12:15 A.M.

PRINCESS DIANA'S CAR CRASH--AN INVESTIGATION REPORT.

DEAR READERS,
HELLO.8TH FEB.,2010.TODAY I INVESTIGATED THE CAUSE OF PRINCESS DIANA'S CAR CRASH ON SUNDAY,AUGUST 31ST,1997.
AT PRECISELY 21.15 A.M. ON SUNDAY,AUGUST 31ST,1997,THE SECURITY STAFF OF THE RITZ HOTEL WERE ALERTED.DODI AND DIANA WERE READY TO DEPART FROM THE REAR ENTRANCE OF THE HOTELTHE GREEN RANGE ROVER AND THE DECOY BLACK MERCEDES(THE LATTER DRIVEN BY THE HOTEL'S SENIOR LIMOUSINE DRIVER) PULLED OUT INTO THE PLACE VENDOME CIRCLES THE SQUAREAND THEN RETURNED TO THEIR PARKING SPOTS.THE WINDOWS OF THE MERCEDES WERE HEAVELY TINTED.
BUT ANOTHER LIMOUSINE DRIVER ENTERED THE TUNNEL.WHY?PAUL ENTERED THE TUNNELON THE LEFT OF TWO LANES-AND THEN HE FOUND HIS CAR WAS BEHIND A SLOWER VEHICLE.WHY?DODI URGING HIM ON'' FASTER!LOSE THEM!GO ON!WHY?LIFE WAS A CHASE.WHY?THE CAR CRASHED,BUT PRINCESS DIANA WAS CONSCIOUS.IT WAS 12:24AM.PRINCESS WAS REMOVED FROM THE CAR AT 1:00AM.WHY SO LATE?THE AMBULANCE DEPARTED AT 1:41 AM.WHY SO LATE?REACHED HOSPITAL AT 2.06 AM.WHY SO LATE.IT SHOWS THAT AFTER 2 HOURS OF HER CAR'S CRASH SHE ENTERED THE HOSPITAL.NOTE IT DOWN,A FIRST WORLD COUNTRY'S PRINCESS STATUS.HER HEART WAS DISPLACED FROM THE LEFT TO THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE CHEST,WHICH TORE THE PULMONARY VEIN AND THE PERICARDIUM.
SHE SAID''MY HUSBAND IS PLANNING 'AN ACCIDENT IN MY CAR,BRAKE FAILURE AND SERIOUS HEAD INJURY INORDER TO MAKE THE PATH CLEAR FOR CHARLE'S TO MARRY.
DAILY MIRROR-OCT.2003-MOHAMMED AL FAYED BRANDED PRINCE PHILIP A "NAZI" AND A "RACIST"IN THE HIGHCOURT TODAY AS HE DETAILED HIS BELIEF THAT HIS SON DODI AND DIANA,PRINCESS OF WALES WERE ''MURDERED'' IN A CONSPIRACYINITIATED BY THE ROYAL FAMILY AND CARRIED OUT WITH THE INVOLVEMENT OF TONY BLAIR,THE SECURITY SERVICES AND OTHERS.
'I DON'T GO BY THE RULE BOOK,I LEAD FROM THE HEART,NOT THE HEAD'--PRINCESS DIANA.
LAST WORD AFTER THE CRASH-'' NO MORE PICTURES,I'M A BLOODY PRINCESS!''.SHE WAS CONSCIOUS.HER LAST WORDS WERE 'OH MY GOD,OH MY GOD',UTTERED AS SHE LAY DYING IN THE WRECKAGE OF HER CRASHED MERCEDES.
SO,IT'S CLEAR THAT PRINCESS DIANA LOVED DODI AND WAS INTENTIONALLY KILLED BY THE ROYAL FAMILY OF LONDON,BECAUSE OF THEIR 'RACIST' CULTURE.THEY DIDN'T WANTED A BLACK OR BROWN PERSON TO BE THE PART OF THE ROYAL FAMILY.THIS RESEMBLES MY LOVE STORY WITH LENA WHOSE FATHER CALLED ME A BLACK SLAVE.DESPITE THIS,SHE CONTINUED LOVING ME.THE SAME THING HAPPENNED WITH EMPEROR MICHAEL JACKSON,WHO BECAME THE CULPRIT OF THIS RACIST CULTURE.
BUT PD ,I PROMISE THAT I WOULD TAKE YOUR'S REVENGE AND THE REVENGE OF EACH AND EVERY DROP OF YOUR BLOOD.AS FAR AS LENA IS CONCERNED,I WOULD FIND HER FROM ANY CORNER OF THIS WORLD AND REQUEST HER HUSBAND TO LEAVE HER.IF HE REFUSES,HE WOULD BE KILLED BY ME.
PD,I APOLOGIZE ONCE AGAIN ON THE BEHALF OF THE ENTIRE WORLD,THAT WHAT HAPPENNED WITH YOU WAS EXTREMELY BRUTAL AND ME BEING A BLACK PERSON WILL RULE THE ROYAL FAMILY OF LONDON.LET ME SEE WHO STOPS ME.
SINCERELY,
EMPEROR RINKU ADARSH
EMPEROR OF THIS WORLD

GIRLS,PLEASE DONOT USE BRINJALS ,USE THE REAL PENIS.

DEAR READERS,
HELLO.FEB.,7TH,2010.I WOULD REQUEST THE GIRLS NOT TO USE VEGETABLES LIKE BRINJALS,CARROT,RADDISH,CUCUMBER IN PLACE OF THE REAL PENIS,BECAUSE MOST OF THE TIME I HAVE READ IN THE NEWS PAPERS THAT A LOT BRINJALS,CARROTS,CUCUMBER ETC. WERE FOUND INSIDE THE BATHROOM OF THE GIRL'S HOSTELS.PLEASE DON'T DO THIS MISTAKE.BE BOLD AND GET FUCKED PROPERLY.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH

PLEASE SHOW THE BIOGRAPHY OF PRINCESS DIANA--FOX ENTERTAINMENT CHANNEL.

DEAR READERS,
HELLO.FEB.,7TH,2010.I WOULD REQUEST THE FOX ENTERTAINMENT CHANNEL TO SHOW THE BIOGRAPHY OF PRINCESS DIANA,FOCUSSING ALL THE CONTROVERSIES RELATED TO HER DEATH.
AS FAR AS THE BIOGRAPHY OF EMPEROR MICHAEL JACKSON IS CONSIDERED,YOU FAILED TO SHOW THE CONTROVERSIES RELATED TO HIS DEATH.PLEASE TRY TO SHOW THE HIDDEN CONTROVERSIES HIGHLIGHTING THE DEATH OF EMPEROR MICHAEL JACKSON.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH

'SHOLAY' BY RINKU ADARSH,STARRING EMPEROR RINKU ADARSH,MR. AMITABH BACHCHAN,MRS. HEMA MAALINI,MR. AMJAD KHAN,MR. MAC MOHAN.

DEAR READERS,
HELLO.FEB.,7TH,2010.THIS IS AN ORIGINAL 'SHOLAY' MOVIE MADE BY ME.THE PRODUCER,DIRECTOR,ACTOR,PLAYBACKSINGER,MUSIC DIRECTOR,PROMOTER IS ME.THE STAR CASTS ARE-'E'-EMPEROR RINKU ADARSH,'A'-MR. AMITABH BACHCHAN,'H'-MRS. HEMA MAALINI,'S'-MR. SANJEEV KUMAR,'AK'-MR. AMJAD KHAN,'M'-MR.MAC MOHAN.THE SNAP-
THAKUR--MAINE TUMHEN KYOON BOOLAYA HAYE SAMJHE,MUJHE GABBAR ZINDA CHAHIYE.
E-KITNA PAISA DENGE?
THAKUR-100 BILLION POUNDS.
E-KAAM HO JAAYEGA.
THAKUR-LOHA GARAM HAYE,AAJ HEERA GABBAR KO HANTHIYAAR BECHNE AA RAHAA HAYE.CHOT KAR DO.
A-GHABRAIYE NAHIN,ISBAAR AISA CHOT KARENGE KI GABBAR APNE NAANI KO BHOOL JAYEGA.
E-LEKIN,THAKUR SAHEB,ABHI ANTARRASHTRIYE BAZAAR KA LOHA GARAM NAHIN HOOA HAYE,ABHI OOSE GARAM HONE DIJIYE.
THAKUR-THEEK HAYE.
E-ARE GABBARAWA TU KEKRA TANG KAILE HAYE RE.
AK-THAKUR KO.
E-TU PAHCHAANTA HAYE NA HUMKO,SAALE PANT KHOL KE LE BHAAGENGE.
A-HAMAARE PAAS KAARTOOS KAM HAIN.
E-ES BAAR VEERU NAHIN MAREGA.GABBAR MAREGA.
AK-ARE O SAAMBHA KITNE INAAM RAKHE HAIN RE SARKAAR MUJH PAR?
M-POORE PACHAAS HAZAAR,SARKAAR.
AK-YE THAKUR,EN DO GEEDRON KO BHEJA HAYE GABBAR SE BHIDNE.
E-TUMHEN MAALOOM HAYE KI MUJH PAR KITNE KA ENAAM HAYE?
A-POORE 100 BILLION POUNDS KA.
H-AB ZARAA HUMKO NACHAA KE DIKHLAO.
AK-NAACHO CHAMIYAA,YE DONO HAMAARE NISHAANE PE HAIN
E-ARE MAADAR CHOD,THAKTHAKTHAKTHAKDHOOMDHRAAMTRAAMFRAAM ,KIAIKIAIKIAIKIAI.SAB SAAF.AAPOON KO KAARTOOS KI ZAROORAT NAHIN PADTI HAYE.
A-DHISHOOMDHISHOOMDHISHOOM.
E-THAKTHAKTHAKTHAK.MAR GAYA SAALA.ESKA PANT OOTAAR DETE HAYEN BASANTI JI.
A-LE CHALIYE ESKO THAKUR SAHEB KE PAAS.
THAKUR-GABBAR AB MAIN TUMHAARE DONO HAANTHON KO KAAT DOONGA.
E-NAHIN THAKUR SAHEB,MAIN ESE KHATAM KAROONGA.DHRAAAAAAAAM.MAR GAYAA SHAALA.
A-KAMAAL HO GAYA.
E-ES BAAR NA VEERU MARA AUR NA HI JAYE.THAKUR SAHEB MAINE APNE WAADA NIBHAYAA,AB AAP MUJHE KOI PAISE-WAISE MAT DIJIYE.YE TO HAMAARA FARZ BANTAA HAYE.
THAKUR--THEEK HAYE.
A-CHEERS FOR OUR VICTORY.
E-CHEERS.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH

A FANTASTIC MUSIC CONCERT FOR THE PATNAITES ON 7TH FEB.,2010 ,AT BHARTIYE NRITYA KALA MANDIR,PATNA,6PM,ONWARDS.

DEAR PATNAITES,
HELLO.FEB.,6TH,2010.YOU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED TOMORROW IN THE BHARTIYE NRITYA KALA MANDIR,PATNA,TIME,6PM,ONWARDS.THIS CONCERT IS GOING TO BE A TRIBUTE TO MY GURUJI,PADMAVIBHUSHAN PT. KISHAN JI MAHARAAJ OF BANARAS GHARAANA.SUPER STAR MR. SHATRUGHANA SINHA IS GOING TO INAUGURATE THIS CONCERT.
THE MAJOR ATTRACTIONS ARE THE DIFFERENT TABLA PLAYERS ,THE DISCIPLE OF MAHARAJ JI,AND THE SONS OF FAMOUS VOCALIST PT. RAAJAN AND SAAJAN MISHRA.
GURUJI TOLD ME THAT HE SHOULD HAVE GOT BHARAT RATNA,BUT BECAUSE OF THE CENTRE'S POLITICS HE GOT ONLY PADMA VIBHUSHAN.
SO,LETS ENTER THE AUDITORIUM AND ENJOY THE FLAVOUR OF THE BEST OF INDIAN CLASSICS.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH

INSIDE LORD RAJNISH ASHRAAM IN PUNE.

DEAR READERS,
HELLO.FEB.,6TH,2010.WHEN I WAS REGULARLY ATTENDING MY CLASSES INSIDE THE RAJNISH ASHRAM IN PUNE AT KOREGAON PARK,I WAS VERY HAPPY.THAT PLACE IS WORTH VISITING.IT IS SPREAD IN THOUSANDS OF ACRES OF LAND.
ONCE,I WAS WEARING A COLOURED T-SHIRT AND A JEANS PANT,LOOKING EXTREMELY HANDSOME,WAS CHANGING MY CLOTHES ,SUDDENLY A GERMAN TALL GIRL,DROPPED HER WARDROBE'S KEY AND ASKED ME TO HELP HER IN FINDING THAT KEY.I IMMEDIATELY UNDERSTOOD HER INTENTION.I SPOKE TO HER AND SHE PROPOSED ME.I REJECTED THE PROPOSAL BECAUSE I WAS NOT INTERESTED.IN THE EVENING WHEN I WAS BUYING A FRENCH LIQUOR AND SOME HAMBURGERS ,SHE STARED AT ME WITH HER SAD INNOCENT EYES,EXPRESSING THAT SHE WAS HURT.SHE ACTUALLY WANTED ME TO INVITE ME IN HER FLAT FOR LOVE AND SEX.BUT,I THOUGHT THAT SHE MIGHT WOULD HAVE BEEN A SPY.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH

IF SONIA GANDHI AUNTY ALLOWS ME,THEN I COULD CONQUER THE ENTIRE PAKISTAAN ALONE WITHOUT THE HELP OF AN INDIAN ARMY AND GIFT IT TO HER WITHIN 10 DAYS.

DEAR READERS,
HELLO.FEB.,6TH,2010.IF MRS. SONIA GANDHI AUNTY PERMITS ME THEN I WOULD CONQUER THE PAKISTAAN ALONE IN A TIME SPAN OF 10 DAYS WITHOUT THE HELP OF AN INDIAN ARMY AND GIFT IT TO HER.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH

WHO IS BETTER,AN ACTOR OR A POLITICIAN?

DEAR READERS,
HELLO.FEB.,6TH,2010.WHO IS BETTER AN ACTOR OR A POLITICIAN?AN ACTOR.WHY?BECAUSE AN ACTOR ACTS BECAUSE IT'S HIS PROFESSION,WHILE A POLITICIAN ACTS BECAUSE HE IS NOT AN ACTOR.HE TAKES THE SUPPORT OF ACTING TO IMPRESS THE CITIZENS AND IF THAT FAILS THEN HE TAKES THE HELP OF ACTORS LIKE MR. AMITABH BACHCHAN AND MR.SHATRUGHANA SINHA.SO,POLITICIANS YOU COULD BE RICHER THAN AN ACTOR BUT NOT TALENTED THAN AN ACTOR.SO,PLEASE START RESPECTING THE ACTORS AND STOP THROWING EMPTY BEER BOTTLES ON THE BUNGALOW OF MR. AMITABH BACHCHAN AND TEARING AND ABUSING MR. SHAHRUKH KHAN.DON'T GET JEALOUS OF THEIR TALENTS.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH

THREE PERSONALITIES,EMPEROR MICHAEL JACKSON,H.E.,BARACK OBAMA,MY LOVE PRINCESS DIANA--SOURCE;FOX ENTERTAINMENT CHANNEL.WHO'S THE BEST.

DEAR READERS,
HELLO.FEB.,6TH,2010.YESTERDAY I SAW THE BIOGRAPHIES OF 2 PERSONALITIES,H.E.,BARACK OBAMA AND EMPEROR MICHAEL JACKSON ON FOX ENTERTAINMENT CHANNEL.AND A GLIMPSE OF MY BELOVED PRINCESS DIANA.NOW,WHO DO YOU THINK ARE THE BEST?MY ANSWER IS EMPEROR MICHAEL JACKSON.WHY?SEVERAL PRESIDENTS LIKE BARACK OBAMA CAME AND WENT,BUT THERE IS ONLY ONE EMPEROR MICHAEL JACKSON IN THIS WORLD.PRINCESS DIANA WAS VERY UNFORTUNATE THAT BEING A PRINCESS SHE WAS DENIED HER LOVE AND AWARDED A PERMANENT DEPARTURE.
NOW,I COULD BOLDLY SAY THAT EMPEROR MICHAEL JACKSON WAS A VERY NICE PERSON,VERY SENSITIVE,EXTREMELY DEDICATED TOWARDS HIS WORK.HE WAS VERY UNFORTUNATE TO HAVE A BAD SISTER WHO TRIED TO DEFAME HIM.HE NEVER ABUSED ANY CHILD AND IS FREE FROM ALL HIS ALLEGATIONS REGARDING HIS CHILD MOLESTATION.I MISS HIM VERY MUCH.HOW BRUTAL WAS THAT PERSON WHO DARED TO KILL THIS INNOCENT PERSON.IF EVER I GET THE EVIDENCE OF THAT PERSON THEN I WOULD FRY HIM IN THE MUSTARD OIL AND EAT HIM LIKE A CHICKEN FRY.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH

RAHUL NE SENA KE MAAND MEIN GHOOSH KAR SABKO PAST KAR DIYA---AAKHIR BHAI KISKA HAYE,FEB.,6TH,2010.

AMERIKI DOOT,PATNA MEIN RICKSHAW CHALA RAHAA HAYE.

DEAR READERS,
HELLO.FEB.,6TH,2010.TODAY IN PATNA THE AMERICAN AMBASSADOR WAS PULLING THE RICKSHAW.BECHAARA RICKSHAW CHALA RAHAA HAYE.THODA HUMKO BHI APNE RICKSHAW PAR BAITHA KE GHOOMA DETA.MUJHE BHI RICKSHAW PAR GHOOMNE KA BADA SHAOKH HAYE.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH

REMEMBER,EACH SHOT OF FUCKING MUST LAST FOR ATLEAST 2 HOURS.

DEAR READERS,
HELLO.FEB.,5TH,2010.NEVER MAKE A MISTAKE WHILE FUCKING A GIRL BY EJACULATING IN 15 MINUTES.LET HER EJACULATE FIRST,AND THEN THE BOY SHOULD EJACULATE,BECAUSE REMEMBER YOU ARE NOT FUCKING HER TO SATISFY YOURSELF,BUT ON CONTRARY FUCKING TO SATISFY HER FIRST.TAKE A SNACKS AND A DRINK AFTER EVERY SHOT AND FUCK HER ATLEAST 7 TIMES A DAY.THE GIRL WOULD NEVER LEAVE YOU.SHE WOULD BE RUNNING AFTER YOU.SO,FIRST SATISFY HER.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH

THIS VALENTINE'S DAY--FUCK EACH OTHER AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE.

DEAR READERS,
HELLO.FEB.,5TH,2010.I REQUEST ALL OF YOU TO CELEBRATE THIS COMING VALENTINE'S DAY BY FUCKING EACH OTHER AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE,WITHOUT CONDOMS.MAKE THIS VALENTINE'S DAY A 'SEX FREE' DAY.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH

MRS. HEMAA MAALINI AUNTY--YAAD HAYE WO MULAAKAAT RAJNISH ASHRAM MEIN.

DEAR READERS,
HELLO.FEB.,5TH,2010.MRS. HEMA MAALINI AND ME BOTH WERE DOING THE MEDITATION SITTING SIDE BY SIDE INSIDE THE RAJNISH ASHRAM IN PUNE AT KOREGAON PARK.RAJNISH JI WAS TRUE'SAMBHOG SE HI SAMAADHI KI PRAAPTI HAYE'.ISLIYE SAMBHOG ATI AAWASHYAK HAYE.BIN SAMBHOG SAB KOOCH SOONA.ISLIYE KHOOB SAMBHOG KIJIYE BINA CONDOM LAGAAKE,AUR BACHCHA RAH JAYE PET MEIN TO OOSE DAWAA KHAKE GEERA DIJIYE.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH

MY REQUEST TO THE GOVERNMENT OF INDIA-PLEASE MAKE SEX EDUCATION COMPULSORY FROM STANDARD1.

DEAR READERS,
HELLO.FEB.,5TH,2010,.I WOULD REQUEST THE GOVERNMENT OF INDIA TO MAKE THE SEX EDUCATION COMPULSORY IN THE SYLLABUS OF SCHOOLS,RIGHT FROM THE STANDARD 1,BECAUSE NEITHER THE INDIAN BOYS NOR THE INDIAN GIRLS HAVE ANY KNOWLEDGE OF THIS.THIS IS RESULTING IN THE INCREASED NUMBER OF DIVORCES IN INDIA.
YESTERDAY MY COUSINE SISTER TOLD ME THAT SHE HATED TO HAVE SEX WITH HER HUSBAND,WHO IS M.TECH FROM IIT KANPUR AND AN IIM'S GRADUATE FROM LUCKNOW.SHE COMPLAINED THAT HER HUSBAND DOESN'T KNOWS TO SATISFY HER SEXUAL APETITE.THEY ARE ON THE THRESHOLD OF THEIR DIVORCE.MY SISTER ALSO DOESN'T KNOWS ANYTHING ABOUT THE SEX.THEY BOTH ARE SPOILING THEIR LIVES.NOW,WHO IS THE CULPRIT?THE GOVERNMENT.IN RUSSIA A 7TH STANDARD STUDENT OF A SCHOOL HAS MORE KNOWLEDGE ABOUT THE SEX THAN THAT OF THE GYNAECOLOGIST DOCTOR OF INDIA.THAT'S WHY RUSSIA IS THE SUPER POWER.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH

MAIN BHI SRINAGAR CHALOONGA---MR. DAARA SINGH JI.

DEAREST READERS,
HELLO.5TH FEB.,2010.DARAA SINGH JI KAH RAHE THEY KI 'MAIN BHI AAPKE SAATH SRINAGAR CHALOONGA'.LEKIN MAINE SAAF INKAAR KAR DIYAA.WO KYAA HAYE KI MAIN 'BRUCE LEE' NAHIN BALKI 'REBIRTH OF LORD PARSHURAMA' HOON,JINKE HOONKAAR SE RAM CHANDRA JI,SHANKAR BHAGWAAN JI SABHI KAANP GAYE THEY JAB SHIVA JI KA DHANOOSH RAM CHANDRA JI NE TODA THAA.ISLIYE EN ASOORON KE VINAASH KE LIYE MAIN AKELA HI KAAFI HOON.
AAPKA SHISHYA,
RINKU ADARSH

DEAREST PREETI ZINTA DIDI--OLD IS GOLD

DEAR READERS,
HELLO.FEB.,5TH,2010.KYOON POORAANE RISHTE KO TOD DAALA.KYAA AAP APNE PYAAR KO BHOOLA PAAYENGI.HAMAARA SALAAH MAANIYE TO PHIR SE NES WADIYAA JI KI HO JAIYE,KYOON KI ITNA PYAAR SHAAYAD DOOSRA KOI AAPKO NAHIN DE SAKEGA.OONKO MANAIYE,AUR DIKKAT HO TO MUJHE KAHIYE,MAIN SOOLAH KARWA DETA HOON.'OLD IS GOLD'.
AAPKA CHOTA BHAI,
RINKU ADARSH

INDIRA GANDHI DAADI JI--AAPKA KHOON BYARTH NAHIN GAYA.

DEAR READERS,
HELLO.FEB.,5TH,2010.INDIRA GANDHI DAADI JI,AAPKA KHOON BYAARTH NAHIN GAYA.HAMAARE EK HIN HOONKAAR SE OBAMA JI,OSAMA JI KO BACHAANE KE LIYE AAJ PATNA MEIN APNE DOOT KO BHEJ DIYE HAIN.AB AAP HI BATAAIYE KI NEWYORK KA TWIN TOWER OSAMA JI GIRAAYE THEI YAA KHOOD OBAMA JI DARKE MAARE GIRWA DIYE THEY.
DOOT KAHTA HAYE KI 'BIHAR PE HAMEN NAAJ HAYE,HUM YAHAAN PE NAI SAMBHAWNAYEN TALAASHNE AAYE HAIN'.BATAIYE WO KAON SI SAMBHAWNAYE TALAASHNE AAYEN HAYEN,WO TO AAP SAMAJH HI RAHI HONGI.
AB WO BIHAR MEIN SAMBHAWNAAYEN TALAASHEN AUR MAIN AMERICA MEIN SAMBHAWNAYEN TALAASHNE KE LIYE APNE SENA KO AMERICA BHEJ DIYA HOON.AB DEKHTE HAIN KAON KITNI SAMBHAONAON KA TALAASH KARTA HAYE,MAIN YA OBAMA JI.KAL AAPKA POTA RAHUL GANDHI PATNA AAYA THAA.MAIN OOSSE MILA NAHIN,LEKIN MAIN BHI OOSI MOD SE GOOJAR RAHA THAA.'ES MOD SE JAATE HAIN,KOOCH SOOSTA KADAM RASTE,KOOCH TEJ KADAM RAAHEN'.LEKIN DAADI JI 'MANZILEN APNI JAGAH HAIN,RAASTE APNI JAGAH'.MAIN TO AAPKE KHOON KE EK-EK KATRA KA BADLA LOONGA.AUR BAABRI MASJID BHI MAINE GIRWAYA THAA,AUR AB KUTUB MINAAR GIRAANE JA RAHAA HOON.AMERICA GEERANE BHEJ DIYAA HAYE LOGON KO.KYON KI ABHI TO KAI TOWER KHADE HAYEN NEWYORK MEIN,OONKO BHI TO MUHE HI GEERANA HAYE.AUR BHARAT KE EK-EK MASJID KO GEERA DENA HAYE.ROK SAKO TO ROK LO.

AAPKA POTA,
EMPEROR RINKU ADARSH
EMPARARE MEER.

SOME OF MY FAVOURITES------

DEAR READERS,
HELLO.4THFEB.,2010.SOME OF MY FAVOURITES ARE-
1.TO STAB2.FRAYED CLOTHES3.MYTH4.ALLEGORY5.OBSCURE6.APHORISM7.ENCOMIUM8.EXPEDITIOUS9.ASTUTE10.
DRUDGERY11.ENCUMBRANCE12.COMPLIANCE13.ELISION14.ENUNCIATE15.DISCERN16.AMBLING17.MASTHEAD
18.TACITURN19.INVULNERABLE20.IMPECCABLE21.EFFUSIVE22.DAREDEVIL23.SPENDTHRIFT24.PUGNACIOUS
25.VERACITY26.OUTCAST27.REVERENCE28.CITADELS29.GAZEBO30.TRYST31.DULCET32.CLANDESTINE33.REVERIE
34.DISTEND35.REMONSTRATE36.PULCHRITUDE37.DEFERENCE 38.DISABUSE39.DISSEMINATE40.DISINGENUOUS41.ECLECTIC42.EXCULPATE 43.EXIGENCY44.ALLUDE 45.EPIGRAM46.EPITOME47.EXECRABLE48.FOPPISH49.HALCYON50.HORTATORY ETC.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH

AATANKWAADI LOG KE PARNAAM--THAHRA TU LOG KE BOKHAAR OOTAARA TAANI.

DEAR READERS,
HELLO.FEB.4TH,2010.KAL HAMAARE PAAS LASHKAR-E -TOIBA KA JASOOS AAYA THAA PAKISTAAN SE,AAYA THAA SHAWL BECHNE KE LIYE KASHMIR SE,LEKIN WO NISHCHIT TAOR PE LASHKAR KA JASOOS THAA.MUJHE NAAPNE KE LIYE AAYA THAA.BOL RAHA THAA KI KASHMIR MEIN AATANKAWAADI LOG BAHAOT PARESHAAN KIYE HOOE HAIN.KAH RAHA THAA KI BIZNES KARNE MEIN DIKKAT HO RAHA HAYE.AATANKAWADI KAM HAIN AUR INDIAN ARMY KAAFI TAADAAD MEIN HAYE.AATANKAWAADI KAM SANKHYAA MEIN HAIN,AUR MAARE ZAA RAHE HAIN,AUR INDIAN ARMY BAHAOT SANKHYAA MEIN HAYE,ISLIYE OOSKA KOOCH BIGAD NAHIN RAHAA HAYE.
AB ROZ TV PAR JO BAKSA KE BAKSA INDIAN ARMY KE SHAHID BAND HOKAR KE AA RAHE HAIN,OONKO KAON MAAR RAHAA HAYE?MAIN 31TH MAY,2010 KO KASHMIR MEIN GHOOMOONGA,NIHATHTHE,BINAA SOORAKSHA KE.AGAR TUM MEIN SE KOI BHI ASAL MAI KAA DOODH PIYAA HOGA TO HUM MEIN SAT KE DEKHNA.POORA AMERICA OOD JAAYEGA.
WO KAHTE HAIN KI DOSTI AUR DUSHMANI BARAABRI MEIN SHOBHA DETI HAYE.HUM TUMKO NAHIN,TUMHARE CHARDAADA KO MAARENGE.ELAANE-JANG.
TUMHARAA SHUBHCHINTAK,
EMPEROR RINKU ADARSH
EMPEROR OF THIS UNIVERSE.

YE BACHIYAA,TOHAAR RAN TA FAIL KAR GAIL,AMIT UNCLE KE RAN CHALATAA,HAMAAR RAN DEKHE KHAATIR KAAHE BYAKOOL BAADO,BOLA.

MRS. ZEENAT AMAAN AND MR. AMITABH BACHCHAN ON B4U MUSIC CHANNEL.

DEAR READERS ,
HELLO.FEB.3,2010.YESTERDAY I HEARED ALL THE SONGS ON B4U CHANNEL,AFTER 9.30 PM.I WATCH THIS CHANNEL EVERYDAY AFTER 9.30PM.NOW,PROBABLY YESTERDAY WOULD HAVE BEEN MRS. ZEENAT AMAAN'S HAPPY BIRTHDAY.MRS. AMAAN,YOU WERE REALLY SEXY WOMAN AND EXTREMELY FREE.IF,I COULD HAD HAVE THE POWER TO REDUCE BACK YOUR AGE BY 30 YEARS AND MAKE YOU UNMARRIED,I WOULD HAVE DONE IT.THOSE DAYS ARE NOT GOING TO RETURN BACK.'ES ZINDAGI KE DIN KITNE KAM HAIN,KITNI HAYE KHOOSHIYAAN AUR KITNE GAM HAIN'.I REALLY LOVE THIS SONG AS THE ENTIRE NATION LOVES THIS SONG.
MR. AMITABH BACHCHAN,I DON'T HAVE ANY WORD TO SAY ABOUT YOU.I WANT TO MAKE YOU YOUNGER BY 30 YEARS,BUT UNFORTUNATELY I DON'T HAVE THAT MACHINE WITH ME.I LIKE YOUR VOICE MODULATION,YOUR TYPICAL DANCE STYLE,YOUR EYE'S EXPRESSIONS AND YOUR DEDICATION TOWARDS YOUR JOB.AGAIN I WOULD LIKE TO REPEAT THE SAME THING THAT MR. KISHORE KUMAR AND MR. R.D. BURMAN CONTRIBUTED A LOT FOR YOUR PROMOTION.MRS. ASHA BHONSLE JI ,CONTRIBUTED A LOT FOR MRS. ZEENAT AMAAN AND MANY SUCCESSFUL ACTRESSES.AMIT UNCLE,IS IT POSSIBLE THAT YOU REMOVE YOUR WHITE BEARS FROM YOUR CHIN AND BLACKEN YOUR HAIR SO THAT WE MIGHT BE ABLE TO PROMOTE YOU AND MRS. ZEENAT AMAAN,TO HAVE MORE'GREAT GAMBLERS' AGAIN?WE MISS 'DON','THE GREAT GAMBLER','SHAAN','SHOLAY','LAAWARIS' VERY MUCH.PLEASE SAY,IS IT POSSIBLE?
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH

MY HEARTIEST CONGRATULATIONS TO THE MULTINATIONAL GIANTS.

DEAR READERS,
HELLO.FEB.2,2010.MY HEARTIEST CONGRATULATIONS TO THE FOLLOWING MULTINATIONAL GIANTS FOR THEIR SUPPORTS.THE NAMES ARE-
1.CITIBANK2.BANK OF AMERICA3.HSBC.4.UBS SWITZERLAND5.RBS SCOTLAND6.DEUTCHE BANK7.BARCLAYS UK8.BANK OF TOKYO9.AMERICAN AIRLINES10.UNITED AIRLINES11.DELTA12.NORTHWEST13.BRITISHAIRWAYS14.CONTINENTAL15.LUFTHANSA16.AIRFRANCE17.USAIRWAYS18.KLM.19.QANTAS20.CATHAYPACIFIC21.SINGAPOREAIRLINES22.AMERICAWEST23.EMIRATES24.KOREAN AIR,25.IBERIA.26.ALASKA.27.ATA.28.ALITALIA.29.CHINASOUTHERN30.SCANDINAVIANAIRLINES31.JAPANAIRLINES32.AIRCANADA.33.EAND J GALLO WINERY34.THE WINE GROUP35.BRONCO WINE COMPANY36.FOSTER'S WINE ESTATES.37.BROWN-FORMIN WINES38.F.KORBEL AND BROS.39.ASCENTIA WINE ESTATES.40.THE COPPOLA COMPANIES41.BOGLE VINEYARDS42.RODNEY STRONG.43.PROCEPT BRANDS44.PURPLE WINE COMPANY45.SAN ANTONIO WINE CO.46.DOMAINE CHANDON46.HAHN FAMILY WINES 47.RUTHERFORD WINE CO.48.INTERCONTINENTAL49.CENDANT.50.MARRIOTT51.ACCOR52.CHOICE53.HILTON CORP.54.STARWOOD55.CARLSON56.GLOBAL HYATT 57.HILTON INTERNATIONAL58.SHERATON.59.BEST WESTERN 60.LOUVRE HOTELS61.CARLSON62.FABRIC LONDON 63.SPACE,SPAIN 64.AMNESIA,SPAIN65.THE END 66.WOMB,JAPAN67.PANORAMA BAR,BERLIN68.PACHA,SPAIN 69.GUVERNMENT70.WARUNG,BRAZIL71.WATERGATE,BERLIN 72.ZONK,SINGAPORE 73.TURNMILLS,LONDON74.THE ARCHES,SCOTLAND75.DC 10 IBEZA,SPAIN76.YELLOW,TOKYO,JAPAN 77.DIGITAL,NEW CASTLE,ENGLAND78.SANKEY'S,MANCHESTER,ENGLAND.79.STEREO,MONTREAL,CANADA80.ROBERT JOHNSON,FRANKFURT80.BERGHAIN,BERLIN81.CROWN CASINO,AUSTRALIA82.BADEN BADEN83.LONDON CLUBS83.MONTE CARLO 84.BALLY'S85.BELLAGIO.86.BINION'S HORSE SHOE87.NEWYORKNEWYORK88.LANGSTRASSENQUARTIER,SWITZERLAND89.DEWALLEN,AMSTERDAM,90.KARANGAHAPE ROAD,NEWZEALAND90.WELLINGTON,NEWZEALAND91.GE 92.GM.93.FORDS 94.FORBES 95.DIESEL96.TOYOTA MOTORS 97.AUTO DAS.98.MC DONALD'S 99.MICROSOFT100.MERCEDEZ BENZ101.BMW.102.HOLLYWOOD.103.WHITE HOUSE 104.BUCKINGHAM PALACE ETC.
WISH YOU ALL MY HEARTIEST CONGRATULATIONS FOR YOUR SUPPORT.WISH YOU ALL A VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR.INITIALLY,I WAS THINKING TO INVEST ONLY 100 BILLION POUNDS,BUT NOW I COULD EASILY SPEND TRILLIONS OF POUNDS ON MY PROJECTS.PROJECT NO.1-'NASHAA'(WINES)-A TABLA SOLO MUSIC ALBUM2.PROJECT NO.2-'EHSAAS'(EMOTIONS)-A POP ALBUM3.PROJECT NO.3-'THE LOVE STORY IN HEAVEN'-KIEV,STARRING RINKU ADARSH AND NICOLE KIDMAN.A LOVE STORY MOVIE.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
CHAIRMAN,ALLAUDDIN KHAN MUSIC PVT. LTD.,INDIA