Tuesday, 9 December 2014

THE ROLE OF PATNA MUNICIPAL CORPORATION IN THE WW3.A REPORT FROM PATNA.

dear gkobal citizens,
                                     hello.the patna municipal corporation openly carries the garbages distributing trillions of micro-organisms for the pedestrians to breathe.is this a zoological war?it smells like the rotted faeces.the whole city smells like human rotten faeces.
they are stubborn because they have opened a main hole infront of my house and says 'would close it within 6 months of time',though a written complain has been filed.
it disturbs my religious practises.the whole apartment behaves with me as if i were a chimpanzee inside the cage and people threw stone chips on me as they bang the walls during the meditation process.
sincerely,
                                                                                         rinku adarsh

Monday, 3 November 2014

RECENT NEWS.A REPORT FROM PATNA.

DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
                                                     HELLO.I REGRET FOR THE DISCONTINUITY.I LOST MY LEFT LEG BECAUSE THE AUTHORITIES STOPPED ME TO WALK INSIDE THE GANDHI MAIDAN,I JUMPED AND LOST MY LEG.I PRACTISE HINDUISM NOWADAYS BUT THE SLUM DWELLERS ABUSE HINDU GODS AND SIT INFRONT OF MY APARTMENT CREATES A LOT OF DISTURBANCES.
THESE ARE THE AFTER EFFECTS OF THE ONGOING WORLD WAR 3 IN PATNA.
SINCERELY,
                                                                                                   RINKU ADARSH

Tuesday, 13 May 2014

WE HAVE LOST SEVERAL GOOD ARTISTS LIKE LATE RAAJ KUMAR SAHEB,LATE SUNIL DUTT SAHEB,LATE KISHORE KUMAR SAHEB,LATE DEVANAND SAHEB,LATE JAGJEET SINGH SAHEB,LATE VINOD MEHRA SAHEB ETC.BUT WE DON'T HAVE ANY BODY TO TAKE THEIR PLACE.

DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
                                             HELLO.WE HAVE LOST SEVERAL GREAT ARTISTS LIKE LATE RAJ KUMAR SAHEB,LATE SUNIL DUTT SAHEB,LATE ASHOK KUMAR SAHEB,LATE KISHORE KUMAR SAHEB,LATE DEVANAND SAHEB,LATE VINOD MEHRA SAHEB,LATE JAGJEET SINGH SAHEB,LATE VINOD MEHRA SAHEB ETC. BUT WE DON'T HAVE ANY BODY ELSE TO TAKE THEIR PLACE.OUR COUNTRY UNFORTUNATELY HAS GOT NO TALENTED ARTISTS.ALL THE GOOD MUSIC THAT WE HAD 20 YEARS BACK HAVE BECOME AN OLD STORY.INDIAN MUSIC INDUSTRY IS AT IT'S NADIR.
WE MUST CLOSE THE EXISTING MUSIC AND SONGS AS THEY ARE OF NO USE AND CREATES A HEADACHE IN THE LISTENERS MIND.WE MUST BAN ENTERTAINMENT IN INDIA TO PEACEFULLY SEARCH FOR SOME GOOD ARTISTS.PLEASE CLOSE THESE NOISY SONGS.
                                        RA

THE TELEPHONE NUMBER 0612-2661852 WHICH WAS MY NUMBER HAS BEEN REMOVED FROM MY CONNECTION SINCE 6 MONTHS.PLEASE DON'T CONSIDER THIS MY OWN NUMBER.

Sunday, 2 February 2014

PLAYING THE TABLA NON-STOP FOR 50HRS IS REALLY A VERY DIFFICULT TASK FOR ME.

DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
                                                       HELLO.I HAVEN'T SEEN IN MY LIFE ANYBODY PLAYING A TABLA NON-STOP FOR MORE THAN 3 HRS AT A STRETCH.I THINK NO BODY ON THIS EARTH COULD EVEN DARE TO THINK ABOUT NON-STOP 50HRS.I FIRMLY BELIEVE THIS.

IT WILL COST 20 MILLION POUNDS TO ORGANISE THE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP OF TABLA IN THE WEMBLEY STADIUM OF LONDON.

DEAR GLOBAL CITIZENS,
                                               HELLO.THE NEXT WORLD RECORD OF NON-STOP TABLA SOLO IS COMING SOON IN THE WEMBLEY STADIUM OF LONDON.THIS WILL BE A NON-STOP 50HRS TABLA SOLO CONCERT ACCOMPANIED BY THE GREAT MUSICIANS.THE TOTAL COST OF THIS EVENT WILL BE 20 MILLION POUNDS.
SINCERELY,
                                                                                     RINKU ADARSH