Monday, 31 August 2009
THE PULCHRITUDE OF LENA
LENA WAS PRETTIER THAN ANY OF THE MISS UNIVERSES,I EVER SAW IN MY LIFE.ABOUT 25% OF THE KIEV'S GIRLS ARE OF MISS UNIVERSE STANDARD.
PULCHRITUDE MEANS BEAUTY.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
BLESSINGS-FROM THE IMPORTERS OF MUSIC ALBUMS
HELLO.I WOULD LIKE TO EXPORT MY 2 RECENTLY RELEASED MUSIC ALBUMS-1.'EHSAAS'(EMOTIONS) AND 2.'NASHAA'(WINES).THE PERSONS I WOULD REQUEST TO MAKE THESE 2 ALBUMS THE GLOBAL BLOCKBUSTERS ARE-
1.MR. ADAM HERKO-ALLIANCE ENTERTAINMENT L.L.C.
2.MRS. BARBARA TUCKER (B STAR MUSIC GROUP)
3.MR. BRANDON BAKSHI-EUROPE AND ASIA BMI
4.MR. DARRYL H VON. DANIKEN-EMSEE
5.MR. GARY SALZMAN-BIG MANAGEMENT
6.MR.JOE GRANDA-GRANDA ENTERTAINMENT
7.MRS. LAINIE COPICOTTO-AURELIA ENTERTAINMENT
8.MR. MATHEW L. KLETTOR
9.MR. MICHAEL SPIEGELMAN-YAHOO! MUSIC
10.MR. MICHAEL WEISS-NERVOUS RECORDS
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
MANAGING DIRECTOR,ALLAUDDIN KHAN MUSIC PVT. LTD.
BLESSINGS-FROM THE FILM PRODUCERS
I WOULD LIKE TO RECEIVE THE BLESSINGS OF THE FOLLOWING PRODUCERS FOR THE GLOBAL SUCCESS OF MY 2 RECENTLY RELEASED MUSIC ALBUMD-1.'EHSAAS'(EMOTIONS) AND 2.'NASHAA'(EMOTIONS).THE NAMES ARE-
1.J.J. ABRAMS
2.JUDD APATOW
3.AVI ARAD
4.DREW BARRYMORE
5.LAWRENCE BENDER
6.ARMYAN BERNSTEIN
7.ALBERT R. BROCCOLI
8.MEL BROOKS
9.JERRY BRUCK HEIMER
10.SANDRA BULLOCK
11.TIM BURTON
12.JIM CARREY
13.TOM CRUISE
14.LEONARDO DICAPRIO
15.MICHAEL DOUGLAS
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
M.D.,ALLAUDDIN KHAN MUSIC PVT. LTD.
BLESSINGS-FROM THE BANKS
I WOULD LIKE TO RECEIVE THE BLESSINGS OF THE FOLLOWING BANKS FOR THE SUCCESS OF MY 2 RECENTLY RELEASED MUSIC ALBUMS-'EHSAAS'(EMOTIONS) AND 'NASHAA'(WINES).
YOU COULD BLESS ME BY EXCHANGING BANNERS WITH ME WEBSITE AND BY PLAYING MY MUSIC ALBUMS INSIDE THE BANKS,SO THAT THE WORKING EFFICIENCY OF YOUR STALVES SHALL ACCELERATE.THE MUSIC ALBUMS WOULD BE SUPPLIED FREE OF COST TO YOUR BANKS.THE NAMES I WOULD REQUEST ARE-
1.CITIBANK
2.BANK OF AMERICA
3.HSBC
4.UBS,SWITZERLAND
5.CREDIT SUSSIE
6.RBS SCOTLAND
7.DEUTCHE BANK
8.BNP PARIBAS
9.BARCLAYS UK
10.BANK OF TOKYO
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
M.D. ,ALLAUDDIN KHAN MUSIC PVT. LTD.
BLESSINGS-FROM THE LEADING HOTEL CHAINS
I WOULD LIKE TO RECEIVE THE BLESSINGS OF YOUR HOTEL CHAINS FOR THE GLOBAL SUCCESS OF MY RECENTLY RELEASED 2 MUSIC ALBUMS-'EHSAAS'(EMOTIONS) AND 'NASHAA'(WINES).
YOU COULD BLESS ME BY EXCHANGING BANNERS WITH MY WEBSITE AND BY PLAYING MY MUSIC ALBUMS IN YOUR HOTELS,SO THAT IT BECOMES A GLOBAL BLOCK BUSTER.THE ALBUMS WOULD BE SUPPLIED FREE OF COST FOR YOUR USE FROM MY COMPANY.THE HOTEL CHAINS,I WOULD REQUEST ARE-
1. INTERCONTINENTAL
2.CENDANT
3.MARIOTT
4.ACCOR
5.BEST WESTERN
6.STARWOOD
7.GLOBAL HYATT
8.HILTON INTERNATIONAL
9.SHERATON
10.LOUVRE HOTELS
11.CARLSON
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
MANAGING DIRECTOR,ALLAUDDIN KHAN MUSIC PVT. LTD.
BLESSINGS-FROM THE AIRLINES
I WOULD LIKE TO RECEIVE A BLESSINGS FOR THE SUCCESS OF MY 2 NEWLY RELEASED MUSIC ALBUMS-'EHSAAS'(EMOTIONS) AND 'NASHAA'(WINES).
YOU COULD BLESS ME BY EXCHANGING BANNERS WITH MY WEBSITE,PLAYING MY MUSIC ALBUM DURING THE FLIGHT FOR THE INFLIGHT PASSENGERS,SO THAT IT BECOMES A GLOBAL BLOCK BUSTER.THE COMPANIES,I WOULD REQUEST ARE-
1.AMERICAN AIRLINES
2.UNITED AIRLINES
3.DELTA AIRLINES
4.NORTH WEST AIRLINES
5.BRITISHAIRWAYS
6.CONTINENTAL AIRLINES
7.LUFTHANSA
8.AIR FRANCE
9.US AIRWAYS
10.KLM
11.QANTAS
12.CATHAY PACIFIC
13.SINGAPORE AIRLINES
14.AMERICA WEST
15.EMIRATES
16.KOREAN AIR
17.IBERIA
18.ALASKA
19.ATA
20.ALITALIA
21.CHINA SOUTHERN
22.SCANDINAVIAN AIRLINES
23.JAPAN AIRLINES
24.AIR CANADA
THE MUSIC ALBUMS WOULD BE SUPPLIED FREE OF COST.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
MANAGING DIRECTOR,ALLAUDDIN KHAN MUSIC PVT. LTD.
Saturday, 29 August 2009
MAKING OF 'EHSAAS'(EMOTIONS)
HELLO.'EHSAAS'(EMOTIONS) WAS MADE WHEN MR. AJEET SIPPY,S/O G.P. SIPPY TOLD ME THAT HE WAS GOING TO MAKE A ROMANTIC THRILLER MOVIE AND WANTED ME TO WORK AS A MUSIC DIRECTOR.HE NARRATED ME THE ENTIRE STORY ON THE TELEPHONE AND TOLD ME TO RECORD IT IMMEDIATELY.I STARTED SEARCHING FOR THE LYRICISTS,BUT NONE OF THE LYRICIST BECAME READY TO WRITE A LYRICS FOR ME.
THEN I DECIDED TO WRITE THE LYRICS ON MY OWN MERIT WITHIN TWO DAYS AND RECORDED IT WITHIN 7 DAYS OF TIME IN NEW DELHI.THEN HE CALLED ME AT HIS BUNGALOW IN MUMBAI AND LISTENED IT AND APPRECIATED IT.WE DISCUSSED ABOUT 3 HOURS AT HIS BUNGALOW WHILE HE WAS DRINKING THE SEAGRAMS WHISKY.
THEN HE TOLD ME THAT HE WAS GOING TO MAKE 15 MOVIES WITHIN A SPAN OF 2 YEARS AND GOING TO BUY TEN 5 STAR DELUXE HOTELS WORLD WIDE.HE APPRECIATED MY HONESTY AND SINCERITYAND TOLD ME THAT NO BODY WAS GOING TO STOP ME TO RISE TO THE ZENITH OF AN ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY.HE ALSO TOLD ME THAT HE WOULD LIKE ME TO INTRODUCE TO THE AMBANI BROTHERS,WHO WERE SUPPOSED TO BE HIS BUSINESS PARTNER.
THEN DISCUSSED ABOUT HIS BIGGEST BLOCKBUSTER MOVIE 'SHOLAY' WHICH RAN IN THE INDIAN
MOVIE THEATRES FOR 10 YEARS AND WORLDWIDE.HE TOLD ME THAT THE POST PRODUCTION WORK WAS
DONE IN LONDON,WHERE HE HAD HIS OWN BUNGALOW AT RIGGER'S PARK,THE AREA IN LONDON WHERE
ONLY THE V.I.P'S OF LONDON HAD THEIR BUNGALOWS.
IT WAS 11 O'CLOCK,HE CATCHED MY FINGERS AND I TOOK HIM TO HIS BEDROOM,SINCE HE WAS PARALYSED WHEN HE FELT DOWN ON THE STAIRS WHILE COMING DOWN.HE TOLD THAT THE DOCTORS OF MUMBAI ,DIDN'T TREATED HIM WELL AND HE WAS PLANNING TO GO BACK TO LONDON FOR HIS TREATEMENT.THEN HE SHOWED ME THE MULTISTORIED APARTMENT THAT MR. MUKESH AMBANI WAS MAKING TO GIFT HIS WIFE MRS. NEETA AMBANI ON HER COMING BIRTHDAY WITH THE CAPITAL OF RS.1,000 CRORES OF RUPEES. AFTER GETTING ON HIS BED ,HE BLESSED ME AND SLEPT.
I RETURNED BACK TO PATNA.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
BLESSINGS
I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE THE BLESSINGS OF THE FOLLOWING COMPANIES FOR THE GLOBAL SUCCESS OF MY TWO RECENTLY RELEASED MUSIC ALBUMS-'EHSAAS'(EMOTIONS) AND 'NASHAA'(WINES).
THE COMPANIES ARE-
1.MITSUBISHI
2.MITSUI
3.CITIGROUP
4.ITOCHU
5.DAIMLER CHRYSLER
6.ROYAL DUTCH /SHELL
7.BP
8.NIPPON T AND T
9.ENRON
10.ING GROUP
11.ALLIANZ HOLDING
12.E.ON
13.NIPPON LIFE INSURANCE
14.DEUTSCHE BANK
15.AT AND T
16.VERIZON COMM.
17.IBM
18.CGNU
19.JP MORGAN CHASE
20.CRE'DIT SUISSE
21.NISHO IWAI
22.BANK OF AMERICA CORP.
23.BNP PARIBAS
24.VOLKSWAGEN
25.HITACHI
26.BRITISH PETROLEUM
27.BACARDI
28.BLAVOD EXTREME SPIRITS PLC
29.CORBY DISTILLERIES
30.ALTIA OYJ
31.SEAGRAM
32.CONSTELLATION BRAND INC.
33.JACOB'S CREEK AUSTRALIAN WINES
34.PERNOD RICARD
35.TOM WANNELL
36.BRONCO WINE CO.
37.CO. OF LORINERS
38.BANKE'S WINE OPERATIONS
39.BENZIGER FAMILY WINERY
40.PETER MONDAVI JR. AND MARE MONDAVI
41.CHALK HILL ESTATE VINEYARDS AND WINERY
42.CLOS DU VAL
43.CUVAISON ESTATE WINES
44.DON SEBESTIANI AND SONS
45.DRY CREEK VINEYARD
46.FOPPIANO VINEYARDS
47.FREY VINEYARDS
48.GLORIA FERRER CAVES AND VINEYARDS
49.GRGICH HILLS CELLAR
50.GROCH VINEYARDS
51.THE HESS COLLECTION
52.J VINEYARDS AND WINERY
53.JORDAN VINEYARD AND WINERY
54.RUTHERFORD WINE CO.
55.SILVER OAK CELLARS
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
MANAGING DIRECTOR,ALLAUDDIN KHAN MUSIC PVT. LTD.
Wednesday, 26 August 2009
'LENA'-A PRO-ACTIVE SEX PARTNER
THIS IS THE PART OF THE SEX EDUCATION FOR ALL INDIAN CITIZENS.
ONCE LENA IN MY BED ROOM OPENED MY WHOLE CLOTHES AND TOLD ME THAT TODAY SHE WAS GOING TO DEFEAT ME IN THE SEX.I TOLD ,LET'S SEE.FIRST SHE SWALLOWED MY WHOLE PENIS INSIDE HER MOUTH AND SUCKED IT LIKE A HUNGARY LIONESS FOR 45 MINUTES.SHE CUTTED MY PENIS WITH HER TEETH,THEN PUT MY HYDROCOEL INSIDE HER MOUTH.THEN SHE PUTTED ALL HER VAGINA AND TOLD ME NOT TO EJACULATE.I WAS DOWN AND SHE WAS UP.SHE STARTED DASHING MY PENIS
WITH HER VAGINA AND SHE FUCKED ME CONTINUOUSLY FOR 1 HOURS,DASHING FROM ALL THE ANGLES ,DORSALLY,LATERALLY,DIAGONALLY,CLOCKWISE,ANTICLOCKWISEETC.THEN
SHE EJACULATED.BUT,I WAS HOLDING MY EJACULATION.THEN SHE REQUESTED ME TO EJACULATE AS SHE WAS TIRED OF FUCKING ME.I TOLD HER THAT PLEASE GO ON
AND THAT I WAS NOT SATISFIED.THEN SHE AGAIN DASHED MY PENIS WITH HER VAGINA FOR 5 MINUTES AND SURRENDERED,BECAUSE ITS VERY DIFFICULT TO CONTINUE FUCKING AFTER THE EJACULATION.THEN I TURNED HER DOWN PUTTING
MY PENIS INTO HER MOUTH WHICH ENTERED HER NECK FROM THE MOUTH AND EJACULATED ABOUT QUARTER A LITRE OF SPERM INSIDE HER MOUTH AND SHE DRANKED ALL MY SPERM.THEN SHE TOLD ME THAT MY SPERM WAS TASTIER THAN
ANY FRUIT JUICES SHE EVER DRANKED.THEN WE HUGGED EACH OTHER AND SLEPT
TOGETHER COMFORTABLY AS BOTH OF US WERE EXTREMELY SATISFIED.THIS IS SEX.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
INDIAN FEMALES ARE NOT AWARE OF THE SEX
MOST OF MY FRIENDS ,WHO GOT MARRIED WITH THEIR WIVES ,THAT THEY ARE USELESS ON THE BED.THEY SIMPLY OPEN THEIR CLOTHES AND WHEN THE BOY STARTS HIS SEXUAL ACTIVITIES,THEY SIMPLY ACT AS IF THE BOY IS SLATTERING HER.SPOILING THE DUAL INTEREST OF THE COUPLES SEXUAL LIFE,RESULTING INTO DIVORCES.THIS IS BECAUSE OF THE LACK OF SEX EDUCATION,WHICH THE GOVERNMENT SHOULD PROVIDE.
PRO-PASSIVE FEMALES.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
BOLLYWOOD AS A CULTURAL CRIMINAL
BOLLYWOOD INSTEAD OF CORRECTLY GUIDING THE CITIZENS HAS ONLY MISGUIDED THE CITIZENS,RESULTING INTO THE CREATION OF EXTREMELY SUB-STANDARD CITIZENS OF INDIA.HOW?
LET ME CLARIFY ME-
1.BOLLYWOOD FILMS HAVE ONLY SHOWN IN ALL IT'S MOVIES,THE HEROS RUNNING AFTER THE GIRLS,USING DIFFERENT SRATEGIES TO IMPRESS THE HEROINE.WHY IS IT NECESSARY TO IMPRESS THE HEROINES?FOR LOVE AND SEX ONLY.DURING THIS PHENOMENA THE HERO SPOILS HIS OWN CAREER.IS THIS CORRECT?ON CONTRARY
THE HERO SHOULD HAVE CONCENTRATED ON MAKING HIS OWN CAREER.THE BUNDLES OF HEROINES WOULD AUTOMATICALLY HAVE BECOME READY TO OPEN
THEIR SHOES LIKE 'LENA' OF KIEV.MILLIONS OF BOYS IN INDIA HAVE SPOILED THEIR
CAREER RUNNING AFTER THE GIRLS.THIS IS THE GIFT OF BOLLYWOOD.
2.A HEROINE NEEDS A HERO FOR HER PROTECTION,MAKING INDIAN FEMALES EXTREMELY COWARD.WHEN THE HERO FIGHTS,THE HEROINE HIDES HER HERSELF
BEHIND THE TREES ,LEAVING THE HERO ALONE TO FIGHT.MOST OF THE MALES TURNED INTO CRIMINALS IN INDIA JUST TO IMPRESS THE GIRLS.THIS IS WHAT THE
BOLLYWOOD HAS GIVEN TO THE SOCIETY.
3.A HERO BEING SHOWN TO FIGHT WITH 100 PEOPLE.IS THIS POSSIBLE IN THE REAL
LIFE?A SINGLE PERSON FINDS IT DIFFICULT TO FIGHT WITH THE SINGLE PERSON.
BOYS IN THEIR REAL LIFE FINDS IT DIFFICULT TO DO SO,AND THEREFORE STARTS
MAKING THEIR GANGS.THIS IS THE THE GIFT OF THE BOLLYWOOD.ARE ALL INDIAN
MALES A BRUCELEE?
4.GARDEN SCENES-THE HERO SINGS AND DANCES IN THE GARDEN WITH THE HEROINES.IN REAL LIFE IS THERE ANY GARDEN IN INDIA WHERE A BOY COULD SING
AND DANCE WITH GIRL.IN REAL LIFE A POLICE MAN WILL CATCH YOU ,SEEING A LONELY BOY WITH A SINGLE GIRL.AGAIN THE FRUSTRATION INCREASES AMONG
THE CITIZENS.THIS IS THE GIFT OF BOLLYWOOD.
5.SEX SCENES ARE NOT ALLOWED TO SHOW ON THE SCREEN.WHEN THE BEDROOM SCENE COMES THEN TWO PARROTS ARE SHOWN KISSING EACH OTHER.THIS INCREASES THE SEXUAL FRUSTRATION,LEADING TO INCREASED APETITE FOR THE SEX AND MARRIAGE OF AN UNSETTLED BOY,ONLY FOR SEX.THEN HE PRODUCES MANY CHILDRENS AND GETS TRAPPED IN THE FINANCIAL CRISIS FOR HIS WHOLE LIFE.IT HAS ALSO INCREASED THE POPULATION OF INDIA DRASTICALLY.THIS IS THE
GIFT BOLLYWOOD HAS GIVEN TO THE SOCIETY.ETC.,ETC.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
Tuesday, 25 August 2009
BLESSINGS-FROM THE WINE MANUFACTURING COMPANIES
I WOULD LIKE TO RECEIVE THE BLESSINGS FROM THE FOLLOWING WINE MANUFACTURING COMPANIES,SINCE THE NAME OF MY TABLA SOLO ALBUM IS 'NASHAA'(WINES).
1.E AND J GALLO WINERY
2.THE WINE GROUP
3.BRONCO WINE CO.
4.FOSTER'S WINE ESTATE
5.BROWN-FORMIN WINES
6.F.KORBEL AND BROS.
7.ASCENTIA WINE ESTATES
8.KORBEL AND BROS.
9.THE COPPOLA COMPANIES
10.BOGLE VINEYARDS
11.RODNEY STRONG
12.PROCEPT BRANDS
13.PURPLE WINE CO.
14.SAN ANTONIO WINERY
15.DOMAINE CHANDON
16.HAHN FAMILY WINES
17.RUTHERFORD WINE CO.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
BLESSINGS FROM THE INDIAN COMPANIES
HELLO.I WOULD LIKE TO RECEIVE THE BLESSINGS OF THE FOLLOWING COMPANOES-
1.AMBAANI GROUP
2.TCS
3.WIPRO
4.HCL
5.MAHINDRA SATYAM
6.INFOSYS
7.ADITYA BIRLA GROUP
8.ONGC
9.BHARTI AIRTEL
10.VODAFONE
11.COCACOLA
12.ABOTT INDIA LTD.
13.ACC LTD.
14.BAJAJ ELECTRICALS LTD.
15.BRITANNIA INDUSTRIES LTD.
16.CIPLA
17.COSMO FILMS LTD.
18.CROMPTON GREAVES LTD.
19.DCM SHRIRAM INDUSTRIES LTD.
20.DR.REDDY'S LABORATORIES LTD.
21.EICHER MOTOR LTD.
22.GLAXOSMITHKLINE CONSUMER HEALTHCARE LTD.
23.GODREJ INDUSTRIES LTD.
24.HERO HONDA MOTORS LTD.
25.HINDUSTAN PETROLEUM CORPORATION LTD.
26.HINDUSTAN UNILEVER LTD.
27.INDIAN OIL CORPORATION LTD.
28.KIRLOSKAR BROS. LTD.
29.LARSEN AND TOUBRO LTD.
30.LUPIN LTD.
31.MARUTI SUZUKI INDIA LTD.
32.PFIZER LTD.
33.STATE BANK OF INDIA
34.UNITED BREWERIES LTD.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
Thursday, 20 August 2009
BLESSINGS
PLEASE BLESS ME.THE COMPANIES I WOULD REQUEST ARE-
1.GENERAL ELECTRIC
2.STARBUCKS
3.TOYOTA MOTOR
4.BERKSHIRE HATHAWAY
5.SOUTH WEST AIRLINES
6.Fed Ex
7.Apple
8.GOOGLE
9.JOHNSON AND JOHNSON
10.PROCTER AND GAMBLE
11.GOLDMAN SACHS GROUP
12.MICROSOFT
13.TARGET
14.3M
15.NORDSTROM
16.UNITED PARCEL SERVICE
17.AMERICAN EXPRESS
18.COSTCO WHOLESALE
19.PEPSICO
20.WAL-MART STORES.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
MANAGING DIRECTOR ,ALLAUDDIN KHAN MUSIC PVT. LTD.
8.
TATA GROUP
HELLO.FIRST OF ALL I WOULD LIKE TO CONGRATULATE YOU FOR YOUR EXTREME TOLERANCE.THE ATTACK ON THE INDIA'S MOST PRESTIGIOUS HOTEL 'TAJ MAHAL' WAS DEVASTATED AND THE WHOLE WORLD SAW IT.IT PERHAPS MIGHT HAVE SHATTERED THE REPUTATION OF YOUR HOTEL.
BUT THANKS GOD THAT THEY DID NOT SHATTER THE IMAGE OF THE ORIGINAL ,TAJ MAHAL' MADE BY THE MUGHAL EMPEROR 'SHAARJAHAAN' BY BOMBING IT,OTHERWISE A CENTURIES OLD HISTORY OF TRUE LOVE WOULD HAVE BEEN DEVASTATED.IT REFLECTS THAT HOW MUCH THE EMPEROR SHARJAHAAN LOVED BEGUM MUMTAAJ.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
TOP 20 MNC'S OF THE WORLD
THANKYOU VERY MUCH FOR EXCHANGING BANNERS WITH MY SITE.I AM PROUD OF YOU.FEW NAMES ARE MICROSOFT ,PEPSI,COCACOLA,DIESEL,FORD,ETC.
THANKS FOR YOUR BLESSINGS.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
SINGING COMPETITIONS-A SOURCE OF SINGER'S EXPLOITATION
PLEASE THINK,THAT IF THERE ARE PLENTY OF GOOD SINGERS ALREADY IN THE BOLLYWOOD WITHOUT WORK,THEN WHAT'S THE USE OF SEARCHING A NEW SINGER,JUST EXPLOITATION.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
DEAR,HON'BLE PRIME MINISTER OF INDIA
THOUGH WE ARE THE SECOND BEST MILITARY POWER OF THE WORLD,WE NEED TO BECOME NO.1 LIKE SOVIET UNION,I MEAN TO SAY RUSSIA.FOR THAT WE NEED THE 2 YEARS 0F RIGOROUS MILITARY TRAINING FOR ALL THE INDIAN CITIZENS AFTER THEY PASS THEIR 10TH STANDARD OF EXAM.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
Monday, 17 August 2009
GOOGLE.COM
HELLO.WHY HAVE YOU WRITTEN ABOUT MY WEBSITE www.rinkuadarsh.com, THAT VIEWING THIS WEBSITE MIGHT DAMAGE THEIR COMPUTERS?PLEASE REPLY.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
HOW THE INDIAN MALES SUPERCEDES THE INDIAN FEMALES
INDIAN MALES SUPERCEDES THE INDIAN FEMALES BY 1,000 TIMES.HOW?PHYSICALLY MALES ARE STRONGER THAN THE FEMALES,THE CEREBRAL HEMISPHERE OF MALES ARE HEAVIER THAN THE FEMALES,MALES ARE STRONGER IN THE FIELD OF SPORTS THAN FEMALES,MALES ARE TALLER THAN FEMALES,MALES ARE FIGHTER BUT FEMALES A COWARD VIXEN ETC.,ETC.THEN WHY TO RUN AFTER THEM,LET THEM OPEN YOUR SHOES FIRST.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
A MESSAGE FOR THE INDIAN MALES
NEVER RUN AFTER THE GIRLS,NEVER SPEND MONEY ON THEM,NEVER LOOK AT THEM,NEVER PROPOSE THEM.PLEASE CONCENTRATE ON YOUR WORKS,BECAUSE WHAT I HAVE EXPERIENCED IS THAT THEY WOULD DESTROY YOUR CAREER ,MAKING YOU A SLAVES.LET THEM CONTINUE TO USE THEIR FINGERS.THEN ONLY THE PERSONALITY LIKE 'LENA' WOULD BE BORN IN INDIA.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
LENA,THE DAUGHTER OF NOBLE PRIZE WINNER BEHAVIOUR
LENA TOOK ME TO HER HOUSE AFTER 5 MINUTES OF TALK WITH ME THAT IMPRESSED HER.WHEN I USED TO ENTER HER FLAT,I FIRST USED TO RANG THE BELL.SHE REPLIED 'AKHTO TAAM' ,IN ENGLISH WHOSE THAT?I ANSWERED RINKU ADARSH.SHE REPLIES 'PADAJHIDI'(PLEASE WAIT IN RUSSIAN).THEN SHE TOLD ME 'LAPACHKA'(MY DEAREST HEART BEAT).AFTER ENTERING HER HOUSE SHE OPENED MY SHOES,SOCKS,OVERCOATS,HAND GLOVES AND THEN HUGGED ME KISSING ME LIPS TO LIPS.THEN SHE MADE A CUP OF TEA TO WARM ME.AND THEN PLENTY OF LOVE BEGAN INSIDE THE BED ROOM.NO MONEY WAS INVOLVED,NO COLOUR DISCRIMINATION WAS THER,NO HEIGHT DISCRIMINATION WAS THERE,NO STATUS DISCRIMINATION WAS THERE,NO RELIGIOUS DISCRIMINATION WAS THERE.ONLY TRUE ETERNAL LOVE WAS THERE.RUSSIANS ARE REALLY GREAT PEOPLE.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
THE ROLE OF PACKAGES IN MARRIAGE NEGOTIATION
I TRIED TO NEGOTIATE MY MARRIAGE BY READING THE MATRIMONIAL PROPOSALS WRITTEN ON THE NEWS PAPER.THE FIRST QUESTION THE FATHERS ASKED ME WAS 'WHAT WAS MY PACKAGE'?THINK IS IT A RELATION GOING TO BE MADE ON THE BASIS OF MONEY(PACKAGES).SHAME-SHAME.HOW MONEY HAS DOMINATED OVER THE INDIAN CULTURE?
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
THE ROLE OF INDIAN FINGERS
HELLO.I THOUGHT THE ROLE OF FINGERS ARE ONLY FOR TYPING,PLAYING TABLA,GUITAR,KEYBOARDSETC.BUT AFTER TALKING WITH GIRLS WHO GAVE THEIR CELL NO.'S DURING THE ONLINE MATRIMONIAL CHAT,I STARTED CONVERSATING WITH THEM.I ASKED ONE OF THEM THAT HOW DOES SHE SATISFIES HER SEXUAL HUNGER?SHE REPLIED THAT BY GOING INSIDE THE TOILET AND PUTTING HER FINGERS INSIDE HER FEMALE REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS-MASTURBATION.MOST OF THE INDIAN FEMALES SATISFIES THEIR HUNGER BY PUTTING THEIR FINGERS INSIDE THEIR VAGINA.EXTERNALY,THEY ARE 'SITAAS'.THINK HOW HUNGARY ARE THEY?SIMILARILY MOST OF THE MALES USES THEIR HANDS FOR MASTURBATION ,RESULTING IN THE IMPOTENCY AND LACK OF POWER TO SATISFY THEIR PARTNERS,RESULTING INTO DIVORCES.THIS IS AN INDEPENDENT INDIA!
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
'A HUMBLE REQUEST TO THE HON'BLE PRIME MINISTER OF INDIA
HELLO.I WOULD REQUEST YOU TO MAKE THE RIGOROUS MILITARY TRAINING FOR ALL THE INDIAN CITIZENS COMPULSORY AFTER THEY PASS THEIR 10TH STANDARD FOR 2 YEARS.THIS WOULD HELP IN MAKING THE NATION STRONG AND WITHOUT CORRUPTION.PLEASE TAKE IT SERIOUSLY.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
Thursday, 13 August 2009
INDIAN ARMY-AN EMERGENCY-PLEASE BE CAUTIOUS
PLEASE NEVER MAKE FRIEND SHIPS WITH THE GIRLS WHO GIVES YOU THEIR TELEPHONE NO. ON-LINE MATRMONIAL SITES. THEY ARE HIRED BY THE AGENCIES AND THEY ARE PAID FOR EMOTIONALLY TRAPPING YOU FIRST AND THEN SHE GATHERS IMPORTANT INFORMATIONS ABOUT YOU.SO, PLEASE BE CAUTIOUS OF SUCH GIRLS ,BECAUSE I HAD BEEN THE VICTIM OF THEM,BUT KNOWING THEIR INTENTION I CATERED THEM ALL THE WRONG INFORMATIONS ABOUT ME.ALSO ,BE READY FOR THE 'THIRD WORLD WAR' TO BEGIN SOON.
'THE REASON FOR THE DOWNFALL OF INDIAN MUSIC INDUSTRY'
THE MAIN AIM OF THE SONG SHOULD BE TO GIVE THE ENCOURAGING MESSAGE TO THE SOCIETY TO DEVELOP,AND IN THIS LYRICS PLAYS A GREAT ROLE.TODAY THE LYRICS HAVE NO MEANING ,FOR INSTANCE-
'CHAMMA CHAMMA HO GAYA TO TAMMA TAMMA KYOON RAH GAYA'
AUR BAMMA HO GAYA TO DAIYA RE DAIYA KYOON CHOOT GAYA
PYAAR HO GAYA,PYAAR HO GAYA.WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?
ANOTHER EXAMPLE-
BANG WANG TANG DONG YES BABY YES BABY
HURRA HURRI ,HURRA HURRI, KISS ME BABY
KISS ME BABY.WHAT MESSAGE DOES IT CONVEYS.
AND SINGERS SING AS IF A BEGGER SINGER INSIDE THE TRAIN IS BEGGING.WITH NO KNOWLEDGE ABOUT THE TRAINING OF CLASSICAL MUSIC.THIS IS THE REASON BEHIND THE CELEBRITIES BEING LIGHTLY TAKEN TODAY IN THE SOCIETY AND USED
BY THE PRODUCERS LIKE FMCG(FAST MOVING CONSUMER GOODS).EVERY MOVIE WITH A NEW STAR CAST,DIFFICULT EVEN TO REMEMBER THEM.TODAY,THE STANDARD OF TV PROGRAMMES HAVE BECOME EXTREMELY,SUB-STANDARD.I DONT
WATCH THE TV PROGRAMMES BUT PREFER TO HEAR THE SONGS OF KISHORE KUMAR,LATA MANGESHKAR AND RD BURMAN,THE BEST COMBINATION IN THE HISTORY OF BOLLYWOOD.WHY HAVE THE BOLLYWOOD BEING DESTROYED?THE REASON I HAVE ALREADY EXPLAINED.
THANKS TO THE TV CHANNELS AND SERIAL MAKING COMPANIES
THE TV SERIALS STARTING WITH 'K'......................K...K....K...KIRAN FOR PRODUCING NICE SERIALS TO ENCOURAGE POLITICS WITHIN THE FAMILY WHICH INCREASED NO. OF DIVORCES IN INDIA .THANKS!
'BIOLOGICAL ATTACK'
FIRST CAME TV,SORRY TB,BECAUSE TV'S ARE WORSE THAN TB(TUBERCULOSIS),THEN CAME CANCER,AIDS,SWINE FLU AND YET TO COME 'WINE FLU'.THEN TYPES OF WINE FLU ,FOR EXAMPLE 'REDWINE FLU,WHITE WINE FLU,ROSEWINE FLU,SPARKLING WINE FLU,AROMATISED WINE FLU,FORTIFIED WINE FLU ALL YET TO COME.GREAT ACHIEVEMENT!
'THANKS TO COMPUTER MANUFACTURING COMPANIES AND SOFT WARE MAKING COMPANIES'
THANKS FOR MANUFACTURING DESKTOPS,LAPTOPS,PALMTOPS TO OPEN THE GLOBAL MARKET FOR THE INDIANS.I THINK THE 'LIPS TOP' IS YET TO COME.AND THEN 'LIPS TO LIPS' TOP AND FINALLY MALE REPRODUCTIVE TOP TO FEMALE REPRODUCTIVE TOP TO COME.GREAT! THESE TOPS VERY WELL PRESERVES THE SECRECIES OF THE MESSAGES!
MY SINCERE THANKS TO SOFTWARE MANUFACTURING COMPANIES FOR MAKING NORTON ANTIVIRUS TO PROTECT THE SECRECIES.IF IT WONT WORK THEN 'NEITHERTON' ANTIVIRUS WOULD COME AND THEN 'EITHERTON' ANTI VIRUS',ORANTIVIRUS',TONSVIRUS ETC. YET TO COME.GREAT PROTECTION!.
Wednesday, 12 August 2009
'THE GREAT SECRET' FOR INDIAN MALES
I HAVE FREQUENTLY SEEN INSIDE THE TOILET OF THE TRAIN ,ON THE WALL OF THE TOILET BEING PICTURED WITH MALE REPRODUCTIVE ORGAN ENTERING THE FEMALE REPRODUCTIVE ORGAN.I KNOW YOU WRITE LIKE THIS TO MAKE AWARE THE FEMALES GOING TO THE SAME TOILET ABOUT THEIR ILL INFORMATION ABOUT THE SEX,YOU THINK THAT THEY ARE NOT AWARE OF IT.
LET ME SHARE MY EXPERIENCE WITH YOU.WHEN I WENT TO KIEV ,MANY GIRLS FROM INDIA ALSO WENT THERE.SEEING THE FREE SOCIETY THERE,THEY FIRST STARTED MAKING SEXUAL AFFAIRS WITH THE TALL AFRICAN BOYS WHO WERE 7 FEET IN HEIGHT AND GIANTS,THE GIRLS HEIGHT WERE 5-5.3 FEET ONLY.THOSE AFRICANS BRUISED THE INDIAN GIRLS LIKE ANYTHING AND THEY WERE QUITE SATISFIED.AS THE WORLD KNOWS THAT THE AFRICANS REPRODUCTIVE
ORGANS ARE THE LONGEST AND THE THICKEST IN THE WORLD.
THEY MADE FRIENDSHIP WITH MORE OF THE AFRICAN GIANTS WHO BRUISED THEM 7 TIMES EVERY DAY.SO, CONSIDER HOW HUNGARY ARE THE INDIAN FEMALES FOR THE SEX.ITS ONLY DUE TO RESTRICTIONS THEY BEHAVE LIKE THAT IN INDIA,UNDERSTOOD?
'MY DREAM'
THANKS TO THE MOBILE PHONE COMPANIES
TO ALL MOBILE COMPNIES OF INDIA,
DEAR SIRS,
THANKS FOR YOUR ROLE IN THE DISTRIBUTION OF THE MOBILE PHONES TO THE FARMERS WHO DOESNT KNOWS HOW TO WRITE THEIR NAMES PROPERLY.INSTEAD OF SUPPLYING THEM WITH A LOAF OF BREAD ,THEY WERE SUPPLIED WITH A MOBILE PHONE AS IF THEY WERE THE CEO'S OF SOME MNC.THANKS FOR PROVIDING INDIANS WITH THE CELL PHONES INORDER TO PROVIDE MORE FREEDOM TO THE INDIANS AND PROTECTING THEM FROM NEO-COLONISM.THANKS FOR SORROUNDING INDIA WITH THE MOBILE TOWERS ON EVERY ONE FOURTH OF THE HOUSES.CONGRATULATIONS!
'SEXUAL FRUSTRATION'
SEXUAL DISCRIMINATION
WHEN I WAS DOING MY MBA FROM INTERNATIONAL SCHOOL OF BUSINESS,I TOPPED IN THE MARKETING MANAGEMENT WITH 96% OF MARKS.IN THE MEAN TIME I FINISHED ALL THE TOPICS OF MBA LIKE BUSINESS COMMUNICATION,ORGANIZATIONAL BEHAVIOUR, FINANCE MANAGEMENT ETC. AND LEFT THE SCHOOL, BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS WASTAGE OF TIME AND MONEY TO STAY THERE ,BECAUSE THE SYLLABUS WAS FULL OF GARBAGES.90% OF THE INDIAN STUDENTS TAKE THEIR ADMISSION IN MEDICAL,ENGINEERING,MBA,MCA ETC. TO GET MARRIED TO A NICE FAMILY AND GIRL.I FELT SUFFOCATION IN THE CLASS ROOM BECAUSE DURING THE LECTURE,THE 90% OF THE CONCENTRATION OF THE STUDENTS WAS WASTED LOOKING AT EACH OTHER WITH THE HIDDEN EYES.THE BOYS SAT ON THE LEFT SIDE WHILE THE GIRLS SAT ON THE RIGHT SIDE LOOKING AT EACH OTHER CONSTANTLY.
IN INDIA THE BOYS AND THE GIRLS HOSTEL ARE SEPERATED BY A KILOMETRE OF DISTANCE WITH A GUARD IN BETWEEN TO STOP MEETING THEM.LOVE IS NECESSARY
FOR THE SOCIETY OR A COUNTRY TO MOVE IN A HARMONY.THIS IS THE NATURAL NEED OF THE HUMAN BEINGS AS FOOD IS VITAL FOR THE SURVIVAL.75% OF THE PSYCHOLOGICAL DISEASES AND CRIMES IN INDIA IS DUE TO SEXUAL FRUSTRATION. WHEN 'LENAS' MOTHER SAW US SLEEPING TOGETHER YOU CANT BELIEVE SHE IN AN ACUTE FRUSTRATION STARTED LIPS TO LIPS KISSING HER OWN SON 'BORI',WHO WAS
ONLY 7 YEARS OF OLD BOY.
SO,WE SHOULD MOVE ABOVE CASTE,RELIGION AND OTHER CONSERVATIVE BONDAGES FOR THE REMOVAL OF THE SEXUAL FRUSTRATION IN ORDER FOR THE COUNTRY TO MOVE IN HARMONY.ACCORDING TO FREUD THE NEED FOR THE SEX STARTS RIGHT FROM THE CHILD HOOD,WHEN THE BABY SUCKS HER MOTHER'S MILK
HE ENJOYS SUCKING IT.I HAVE SEEN CHILDREN OF THE AGES BETWEEN 5-10 PLAYING SEXES HIDINGLY AND PEOPLE TAKE IT LIGHTLY,BUT AFTER THE GIRL STARTS MENSURATING SHE IS STOPPED FROM MIXING WITH THE BOYS AND CONSIDERED AN ADULT AT THE AGE OF 13 YEARS.
DEAR MR. JAMES CAMERON AND JOHN LONDAU,
HELLO.I WOULD LIKE TO CONGRATULATE YOU FOR SUCH A NICE ROMANTIC MOVIE 'TITANIC'.BUT,HAD I BEEN IN YOUR TEAM ,I ASSURE IT COULD HAVE DELIVERED YOU 10 TIMES OF MORE PROFIT.
SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
WORLD CHAMPION OF TABLA,GUINNESS WORLD RECORD HOLDER,PLAY BACK SINGER,MUSIC COMPOSER AND MANAGING DIRECTOR OF ALLAUDDIN KHAN MUSIC PVT. LTD.
Tuesday, 11 August 2009
FORTUNATELY COULDNT GOT ADMITTED IN THE ST. STEPHENS COLLEGE,NEW DELHI
I TRIED MY BEST TO ENTER THE ST. STEPHEN'S COLLEGE NEW DELHI,BUT UNFORTUNATELY GOT ADMITTED IN THE'KIEV STATE MEDICAL UNIVERSITY,WHERE THERE ARE 6 NOBLE PRIZE WINNER DOCTORS AND WORLDS BEST MEDICAL COLLEGE FOR ORTHOPAEDIC AND OPTHALMIC SURGERY,WHERE DOCTORS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD LIKE USA,UK,CANADA,GERMANY COMES TO LEARN THE TECHNIQUES OF OPERATION.
IT COULDNT PRODUCE 'NAMAKHALAL' AS ALL THE INDIANS ARE NAMAKHALAL,COULDNT PRODUCE 'SHARAABI' WHICH TAUGHT THAT IF THE FATHER DOESNT CARES A CHILD ,HE SHOULD BECOME A DRUNKARD.'SHAHENSHAH' WHO SHIVERS TO COME TO BIHAR WITHOUT THE SECURITY,'DESHPREMI' -AS WE ALREADY KNOW HOW MANY DESHPREMIS ARE THERE(COUNTRY LOVER).ANGRY YOUNG MAN-CANNOT FIGHT WITH THE SINGLE BIHARI.REALLY I WAS AN UNFORTUNATE PERSON NOT TO GET ADMISSION IN THE 'ST. STEPHENS COLLEGE',NEW DELHI.
RINKU ADARSH TO CLAIM IN THE GUINNESS WORLD RECORDS FOR THE MOST TORTURED INTERNATIONAL CELEBRITY IN THE WORLD.
RINKU ADARSH IS SOON GOING TO CLAIM FOR THE LARGEST NO. OF TORTURES GIVEN TO ANY INTERNATIONAL CELEBRITY.
POISONED BY DOCTORS BY THE RADIO ACTIVE MATERIAL THROUGH THE ANUS IN ORDER TO DISTURB MY CEREBRAL HEMISPHERE.THE AFFECT IS STILL THERE.ATTACKED 10 TIMES BY THE 25 GANGSTERS WITH REVOLVERS AND I GAVE A NICE FIGHT.PSYCHOLOGICALLY BEING TORTURED DURING MY MUSIC REHEARSALS BY BANGING THE WALLS OF MY APARTMENT.ABUSED,INSULTED,PSYCHOLOGICALLY DISTURBING ME BY SENDING BOYS INFRONT OF ME WHO WORE MESSAGE WRITTEN SHIRTS KNOWING THAT WE MUSICIANS ARE SENSITIVE PEOPLE.RETROSPECTIVE T SHIRTS ARE COMMON IN PATNA NOWADAYS.BUT ALL THIS I FACED BECAUSE LENA'S FATHER CALLED ME THE SLAVE AND I KNEW THAT I WAS LIVING WITH THE SLAVES.
THE SECOND PART AFTER THE INTERVAL OF THE MOVIE' LOVE STORY IN THE HEAVEN-KIEV'
LENA WAS ONLY 16 YEARS OLD AND I WAS 22 YEARS OLD WHEN WE MET.BOTH THE MOTHER AND THE LENA LIVED IN THE 3 BHK APARTMENTS.HER MOTHER WAS JEALOUS OF HER LOVE WITH ME BECAUSE HER HUSBAND HAD MANY OTHER WIVES.THE MOTHER SOLD THE ONE ROOM OF THE 3 BHK APARTMENT TO THE GANGSTERS WHO RAN THE CASINOS THERE,INORDER TO DISTURB OUR LOVE.
ONE DAY,THE 2 GANGSTERS HEAD CAUGHT US FOR KILLING.THEY WERE 7 FEET IN HEIGHT AND THE POWER ENOUGH TO TEAR THE AFRICA'S MOST DANGEROUS LION.BOTH WERE HAVING A SOPHISTICATED KLASSNIKOVS.THOUGH I HAD LEARNT KARATE IN MY SECONDARY SCHOOL DAYS,THE GANGSTERS CAUGHT MY
PALMS AND STARTED TWISTING IT AND CHALLENGED ME TO TWIST HIS PALMS OF HAND.I WAS NOT ABLE TO EVEN SHAKE HIS HANDS,AND LENA TOLD ME TO ESCAPE AND I ESCAPED AWAY BECAUSE I WAS A COWARD PERSON,AND IN THE MEAN TIME LENA SLAPPED THOSE TWO BEASTS AND FOUGHT ,TELLING THEM THAT HOW THEY DARED TO MISBEHAVE WITH A PERSON WHOM SHE LOVES.THEY WENT AWAY AFTER GIVING HER THE WARNING NOT TO STAY IN THAT FLAT TOGETHER.
AFTER THAT LENA CAME OUTSIDE HER FLAT AND SCOLDED ME THAT "HOW COWARD AND SELFISH I WAS".I REALISED WHY HER FATHER CALLED ME THE SLAVE.
AFTER THAT WE HIRED A DIFFERENT APARTMENT AND LIVED THERE TOGETHER.MY MONEY FINISHED AS I WAS THE STUDENT AT THAT TIME AND SHE FED ME TEACHING ENGLISH LANGUAGE TO THE RUSSIANS FOR 6 MONTHS.SHE TOOK HER ADMISSION IN THE INTERNATIONAL CHRISTIAN SCHOOL-KIEV IN THE BBA PROGRAMME 1994-98 BATCH AND SIMULTANEOUSLY TOOK ADMISSION IN THE INTERNATIONAL SCHOOL OF LANGUAGE ,KIEV FOR LEARNING THE SPANISH LANGUAGE.
ONE DAY,I DRANK A BOTTLE OF STOLICHNAYA VODKA AND BECAME DRUNK WHEN SHE WAS IN HER BUSINESS SCHOOL.I CALLED HER ON THE TELEPHONE THAT THE GANGSTERS HAD STABBED ME AND I WAS SUFFERING FROM THE PROFUSE BLEEDING.AFTER HEARING THIS SHE LEFT HER CLASS ,GOD BLESSED HER SHE COULDNT SUFFERED THE HEART ATTACK.WHEN SHE RETURNED BACK TO ME,SHE SAW ME DRUNK,I ALSO MISBEHAVED WITH HER BECAUSE I WAS NOT CONSCIOUS.THE NEXT DAY SHE TOLD ME THAT SHE WAS LEAVING ME.I WEPT,APOLOGIZED INFRONT OF HER.
ONCE WE DECIDED TO CELEBRATE OUR 1 YEAR OF LOVE AFFAIR AT NIGHT.THAT DAY IN HAPPINESS I AGAIN DRANK VODKA AND ENTERED THE DEPARTMENTAL STORE AND BROKE AWAY ALL THE GLASSES AND PRODUCTS OF THAT STORE.THE POLICE CAUGHT ME AND IMPRISONED ME IN THE DARK ROOM,SPRAYING POISONOUS GAS ON MY FACE.THE NEXT MORNING I WAS TAKEN TO THE COURT FOR GRANTING ME THE PUNISHMENT.THE JUDGE ASKED ME THAT WHY DID I BEHAVED LIKE THAT?I REPLIED THAT WE INDIANS ARE NOT ADDICTED TO DRINK AND HE TOLD ME THAT I WAS AN INNOCENT PERSON AND GAVE ME NO PUNISHMENT.NOT LIKE INDIA WHERE IT TAKES 20 YEARS OF TIME FOR THE JUDICIARY TO TAKE THE DECISION.LENA RANG THE BELL WITH THE BUNDLE OF GIFTS IN HER HAND TO CELEBRATE THE 1 YEAR OF LOVE AFFAIRS.SHE RETURNED BACK,WHILE I WAS INSIDE THE PRISON.I USED TO SPRAY BOTTLES OF CHAMPAGNE ON THE GIRLS WHEN USED TO ENTER THE DISCO 2000.THE DICOTHEQUE OF THAT STANDARD IS DIFFICULT TO FIND IN ANY OTHER COMPANY.THE BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE COSTED ONLY RS.10/-,BETTER THAN DOM PERIGNON AND TAITTINGER OF FRANCE.AND THEN......... WILL HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE MOVIE TO COME.
Monday, 10 August 2009
LOVE STORY IN THE HEAVEN-KIEV
ALLAUDDIN KHAN MUSIC PVT. LTD. IS SOON TO PRODUCE A MOVIE ON THE REAL LOVE STORY OF MR. RINKU ADARSH WITH UKRAINSKAYA OLEONA VICTOROVNA OF THE CAPITAL OF UKRAINE KIEV,DAUGHTER OF THE RUSSIAN NOBLE LAUREATE IN ECONOMICS MR.ALEXANDER IVANOWICH AND AN EMINENT BALLET CHOREOGRAPHER MRS. NEENA EVGEBNINA.
THE NAME OF THE MOVIE IS LOVE STORY ON THE HEAVEN OF THE EARTH-KIEV.THE STORY BEGINS LIKE THIS-
I WENT TO KIEV FOR STUDYING MEDICINE.WHILE ALL THE DOCTORS ,UNDER GRADUATES,GRADUATES,POST GRADUATES,DOCTORATES STAYED IN THE SAME HOSTEL .BOYS AND GIRLS TOGETHER LIVED THERE IN THE SAME HOSTEL ALONG WITH THE NURSES.WHILE,ALL MY FRIENDS WERE SATISFIED BY MAKING LOVE AFFAIRS WITH THE NURSES,WHILE I WAS SEARCHING FOR SOME EXCLUSIVE GIRL.I WAITED FOR AN YEAR IN SEARCH OF MY LOVE AND ATLAST I GOT THE MOST PRETTY GIRL 'LENA, OF KIEV IN THE DEPARTMENTAL STORE WHERE SHE WAS BUYING CAKES.I PROPOSED HER AND AFTER A LITTLE TALK SHE TOOK ME TO HER APARTMENT AND SLEPT WITH ME CONSTANTLY FOR TEN DAYS IN HER HOUSE.ONE DAY, I TOLD HER THAT I WAS LEAVING HER,SHE STARTED WEEPING KEEEPING HER HEAD ON MY SHOULDERS AND REQUESTED ME NOT TO LEAVE HER.MY HEART MELTED AND I DECIDED NOT TO LEAVE HER ALONE IN MY LIFE.
ON 31ST DECEMBER 1993 SHE TOOK ME TO HER FATHER ,WHO CALLED ME A 'SLAVE' AND STARTED SCOLDING HER.I WONDERED 'WHY IS HE CALLING ME THE SLAVE.BUT LENA FOUGHT WITH HER FATHER AND LEFT HER FATHERS HOUSE AT 12 O' CLOCK MIDNIGHT,WHILE THE TEMPERATURE OUTSIDE WAS MINUS 40 DEGREE CELSIUS.WE WAITED ON THE BUS STAND FOR 2 HOURS SHIVERING WITH THE COLD TOGETHER.THEN DECIDED TO WALK ON THE FOOT TOGETHER FOR 40 KILOMETRES TO MY HOUSE,WHERE SHE STAYED WITH ME FOR 7 DAYS.THEN HER MOTHER TRIED TO SEPERATE US BY TELLING ME THAT SHE SUFFERS FROM ECZEMA.WE DINED,LIVED,DANCED IN THE DISCOTHEQUE TOGETHER.WALKED JOINING HANDS TO THE WAIST AND WALKED ALONG THE FOREST FULL OF TALL PINE TREES.
I TOLD HER TO COME TO INDIA,BUT SHE DENIED TELLING THAT THERE ARE ONLY SLUMS IN INDIA.ITS VERY UNHYGIENIC TO LIVE THERE.BUT I WAS RIGHT FROM THE CHILDHOOD DEVOTED TO MUSIC AND LEFT HER AND RETURNED BACK TO INDIA TO SHARPEN MY MUSICAL SKILLS.THIS IS BECAUSE IN THE INTERNATIONAL MARKET INDIA,S IMAGE HAD BEEN SHATTERED BY SHOWING THE SLUMS ONLY.FOR EXAMPLE THE MOVIE'SLUM MILLIONAIRE' WAS GIVEN THE OSCAR AWARD.RUSSIAN QUEENS ARE MAD ON INDIAN BOYS BECAUSE THEY ARE KIND,INNOCENT,FAITHFULETC. THE COLOUR OF BLACK AND WHITE DOESNT WORKS IN RUSSIA.THE PEOPLE LIVING CLOSE TO THE EQUATOR ,RECEIVES MORE SUNRAYS AND THE PEOPLE LEAVING NEAR THE POLES RECEIVES LESS SUNRAYS ,SO THEY ARE WHITE.BUT BOTH BLACK AND WHITE PEOPLE HAVE THE SAME RED COLOUR OF BLOOD.BUT LOVE IS AN EXTRATERRESTERIAL AFFAIR.I THINK ,THE SOUL OF LOVE IS MUSIC.
THE MAIN STARS OF THIS MOVIE ARE ME AS THE MAIN CHARACTER AND MRS. KATE WINSLET OF TITANIC FAME,MUSIC COMPOSITION BY ME.THE FILM IS TO BE SHOT IN THE CITIES LIKE KIEV,MOSCOW,ST.PETERSBURG AND LONDON.I WOULD LIKE MR. JOHN CAMERON AND MR. JON LONDAU TO MAKE IT THE BEST MOVIE EVER MADE IN THE HISTORY BY COLLABORATING WITH MY COMPANY.
SO, LOVE IS THE MOST PRECIOUS PHENOMENA ON THE EARTH,WHICH MONEY COULDNT BUY.HEART TO HEART MAY BE MILES APART BUT MY LOVE FOR YOU MY GRACIOUS LENA WOULD NEVER DEPART.
RINKU ADARSH
Tuesday, 4 August 2009
HER MAJESTY,PRINCESS DIANA OF WHALES
I LIKE YOU VERY MUCH AND WANTED TO COMPOSE MUSIC FOR YOU.I HAVENT SEEN IN THIS WORLD ,A NICE,PRETTY,AND A GOOD PERSON.BUT,PEOPLE SAY THAT YOU HAVE LEFT US ALONE.I DONT BELIEVE IT.WHY GOD TAKES AWAY NICE PEOPLE FROM THIS EARTH SO EARLY.BUT WE WOULD DEFINITELY MEET.MY OCEAN OF TEARS FOR YOU.PLEASE BLESS ME.MAY GOD KEEP YOUR SOUL IN PEACE.HUMAN BEINGS ARE HELPLESS INFRONT OF THE GOD'S DECISION.BUT STILL YOU ARE WITH ME ,TODAY AND FOREVER.
MEET YOU SOON,
RINKU ADARSH
TABLA MAESTRO AND MUSIC COMPOSER
H.E.,PRESIDENT OF UKRAINE,MR.VIKTOR YUSCHENKO
I LIVED IN KIEV FOR 3 YEARS TO STUDY MEDICINE,BUT MY INTEREST WAS IN MUSIC,SO THE PROFESSORS SUGGESTED ME TO BECOME A MUSICIAN AND I RETURNED BACK TO INDIA.KIEV IS THE HEAVEN ON THE EARTH.I HAVE MADE A MUSIC ALBUM WITH THE RUSSIAN SONGS.HOPE THE CITIZENS WOULD LIKE IT.PLEASE BLESS ME.I LOVE UKRAINE VERY MUCH.
YOURS SINCERELY,
RINKU ADARSH
TABLA MAESTRO AND MUSIC DIRECTOR.
H.E.MR. VLADMIR PUTIN
DEAR SIR,
I AM VERY THANKFUL TO YOUR COUNTRY RUSSIA WHICH HAS MADE ME A PERSON OF BROAD THINKING.RUSSIA IS THE FINEST COUNTRY OF THE WORLD WITH EXCELLENT CITIZENS.I STUDIED MEDICINE IN KIEV FOR 3 YEARS AND LEFT BECAUSE OF MY INTEREST IN MUSIC.TODAY WHATEVER AM I IS DUE TO YOU.PLEASE BLESS ME ,SO THAT I BECOME MORE SUCCESSFUL MUSICIAN.I LOVE RUSSIA.LONGLIVE INDO-RUSSIAN FRIENDSHIP.
DASWIDANIYA